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We live in the age of reviews. Both blessed and cursed, they do help us in making our minds up whether to buy something on the internet. There’s also nothing more powerful than leaving a review for an Uber driver, a restaurant on Yelp, or a shop on eBay.

But there’s a whole different world when it comes to reviewing movies on Amazon. Because you see, even the best ones do deserve a solid 1-star rating.

Luckily, the Twitter page "Amazon Movie Reviews" has chronicled all the funniest tiny bits of honesty. Get your popcorn ready, 'cause these will be more entertaining than 2 hours of cinematic boredom.

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Bored Panda reached out to Joe Grabinski, the man behind the Amazon Movie Reviews Twitter account, which has more than 239.6K followers. Joe said that he started the humorous account purely by accident.

“I simply stumbled across humorous reviews when purchasing DVDs/Blu-rays on Amazon and wanted to store the funny reviews somewhere. I remember thinking, “It would be fun if I got 500 followers someday, people who enjoyed seeing these things.” Little did he know that the page would soon have 1K followers within 24 hours.

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However, Joe was honest enough to say that he “had a lot of excitement and disappointment associated with the account: book agent, podcast, YouTube show, etc. None of those things quite panned out, but there have been a lot of fun benefits such as getting to know some interesting and cool people.”

Since the launch of the Amazon Movie Reviews page back in 2014, Joe has noticed that these days, people are leaving “a lot less reviews (for movies) on Amazon than they did when I started.” It makes it harder to find the good ones.

Joe assumes that it’s due to a couple of reasons: “1) The novelty of leaving reviews has worn off for people; 2) People are buying less Blu-rays and DVDs; 3) There are more competing platforms for people to rent/stream movies; and 4) There are more competing forms of entertainment.”

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Thomas Register
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Taken 3 was actually quite tragic, and arguably better than the others. But I give this review 5 stars.

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Peet
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very deep:) The whole entertainment world for kids is about making money with fears and laughter...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't believe i'm the first to throw out this thought .... Let It Go.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Go git me anutha movie now, Cletus. This one don't got no cars in it.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is most upsetting. First, because people only want to watch films in English (doubtlessly because they are incapable of reading subtitles); second, because they can't even tell that the film is in Korean, not Chinese! Do they even know there is a country called Korea, where people speak Korean? Have people always been so ignorant?

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Scagsy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He also gave 1 Star for Terminator for the same reason. Arnie never said please or thank-you. Rude.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is the only complaint they could find?? Or maybe they were hoping to snack the trauma away and even that was denied to them ...

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also the breeding pair eat any malformed offspring so Nemo would have been a mom snack.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes. Yes it is a musical. A very famous one. Clearly not famous enough.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes Connor yes, it's just hunger, mom's going to make you a sandwich now be quiet.

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lailyfnoor
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you want movie where there's baby acting like an adult, so go watching Boss Baby

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ironic that their opinion of movies is so black and white.

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lara
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As far as I am concerned, this is one of the best if not THE best Star Wars movie. And it is, literally, based on one line of dialogue in the original movie, now #4.

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Tiffany Marie
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure there are a few ladies out there that would call them magicians ;)

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Bacony
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everyone knows Dora is a witch who has an extension charm on her backpack.

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yeah, I bet so. Thanks for stating the obvious, buddy.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Watched this movie with a drunk friend. He spent the first half of the movie making fun of the little girl...and the second half of the movie crying about how he was so sorry that he was mean to her.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Sigh* so much energy spent on trying to sound deep and intelligent.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*sigh* Any time now, God. Any time. The asteroid would be greatly appreciated, thanks.

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Elijah Kenny
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well he became president and now the country has gone to heck. Happy, conservatives?

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Raine Soo
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am all for critical thought, but this type of thinking is dangerous because the theory that vaccines cause autism has been debunked years ago. Dr Andrew Wakefield is a quack.

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Danieletc
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's because ... he likes to take ... alotta time.... Olaf! [badum-TISH!]

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Danieletc
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Au contraire! It was precious masturbating time Quentin T got PAID for doing!!!

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You couldn't have loved Ryan that much if you got his surname wrong.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tune in for the cute guy, stay for the story you think will ... one day ... make a tiny bit of sense ... aaaaaaaand definitely will not.

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Zei Kiljoy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nevermind that the cover art and most things you see when you click on it show stills of the animation.

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