Actually, add a few tombstones for those children, elderly, cancer-patients etc. who could not be vaccinated but contracted an avoidable desease from your child, who had had a strong enough immune systeme to help exterminate the desease.

the people in the back make this so perfect

HAHAHA!!!!

the difference between being Horny and Hungry is where you put the cucumber

*secretly writing "fake moustache" to my to-buy list*

I think the clock is flipping him off!

"Darling, I said "we're drowning in bills, not..."

Exactly!

why am i laughing so hard at this ?

I wonder what the 10 commandments in the Ho Bible would be... any ideas?

How to make sure someone moves out of Your way

How to attract design students to build (superfluous) anti-manspreading chairs.

As a tall person dont do this.

Made in Japan

i choked on my orange

Oh my god the face she's making. When all your friends warned you it'd be bad and you thought it would be okay- and then you opened your messages.

What kind of drugs can I ask for without him thinking I'm a dirtbag.... probably need to know him better before I ask for cocaine...

Zoom out more and you'll see his other foot

🤣

The expression of both of them is priceless.

Oh my God hahahaha

is that finn from glee?

I don't know why this is so funny. ( maybe i am having a bad day.)

I didn't think any of these would make me that sad...

Wait, I know this one: until it pees in its sleeping-bag? That’s hilarious 😂

Oh my, I'm in tears from laughter :D

The badass look on her face.

If the socks look like that do not touch them with your bare hands. They are garbage now.

mE

I think the one with the long snout is the worse one

With a wrecquet

Is that Ben Stiller

I actually did for a while...

"No-no, we are just saving those drowning people and land them to the literal other side of the Mediterranean sea."

Maybe it's a Maltese horse. When I vacationed on Gozo (the northern island of the Maltese Republic), every day I'd see people leading horses down to the harbour to stand them in cool salt water up to their bellies. Apparently the harness racing horses are mostly run on pavement because there aren't many dirt roads, so this is how they cool their legs to prevent inflammation and injuries.

Look at what it ACTUALLY is in the bottom right corner. Doesn't make much more sense.

They noww have dogs in Guantanamo?

That's evil :D

That's going to give the WRONG person the WRONG idea!

How to trick your dog into taking their meds. They don't even sniff it, just chomp. Watch your fingers

oooh um arrrrrg! no no no

The face-

Drugs. I’m putting xanax in the ones I give out this year, thanks for the idea wikihow.

the pill its just to help them ,sleep, at night after all the sugar

The caption is in the bottom right corner yall if you need help

Why does the gummy bear have a human face

well now i got all my xmas gifts set (:

That's just evil.

I'm not wasting drugs on other peoples spawns smh

Thanks for the great tip. Checking it out at the next meeting!

What to bring on your first date.

Aah Life

Is that Dwight? LMAO

This is disgusting, period

Confetti ( sort of )

Needle fight!