WikiHow is an online database of how-to instructions that aims to empower everyone in the world to learn anything they desire. However, it’s not only a useful resource for learning but also for funny content. With over 249K articles uploaded so far, there are some pretty niche instructables available, such as: “How to Make People Think You’re Immortal” or “How to Apologize to a Cat.” It’s no wonder that wikiHow memes emerge from such peculiar content.
As well as the in-depth, step-by-step instructions on how to carry out your desired task, the site also provides some seriously funny pictures with captions to accompany them. The illustrations have picked up somewhat of a cult following for the expressive and often ridiculous portrayals. So much so that there is a subreddit devoted to these weird images: r/disneyvacation. Essentially, it’s a database for funny wikiHow memes.
Don’t ask us how the name came about, but what they promise is “weird, terrible, terrifying illustrations from wikiHow - captioned for your amusement,” and boy, do they deliver! A random, out-of-context illustration is uploaded alongside often darkly funny captions that set the scene.
The result can be anything from political satire to sexual innuendo, torture, racial tropes, and just absurdity of the highest order... the kind of thing that you’ll feel a little guilty for chuckling at. Now, scroll down below to see funny wikiHow articles with some of the funniest captions. And don’t forget to upvote the memes you liked the most!
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How To Celebrate A Birthday
Actually, add a few tombstones for those children, elderly, cancer-patients etc. who could not be vaccinated but contracted an avoidable desease from your child, who had had a strong enough immune systeme to help exterminate the desease.
These people didn't care enough to vax their own kid...what makes you think they care enough to mourn the other people they killed?
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Is it me but antivaxxers are a little confused: no vax, but pro-life. Make up your minds guys.
Deal with it. Grand Ma was an idiot who didn't think you needed immunization . Grand-Pa will fix it if he can.
How To Defend Yourself In Court
Didn't think of that until I saw your comment!! Just saw then as background people at first. =)
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Load More Replies...Just had to see the title to lol. Dint pay attention to photo until later.
What did he do to her to warrant being sued, and not get killed on the spot.
How To Hide
How To Use A Cucumber
the difference between being Horny and Hungry is where you put the cucumber
Call 911! She obviously has a piece stuck in her throat and cannot breath.
How To Trick Your Friends
I respect your level of humor added to this pic
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It looks like this image is warning you against yelling at your alarm clock. Like the world's weirdest PSA.
I'd never be able to sleep with the ticking sound, forget the alarm.
Same here. Cannot bear a ticking clock in my bedroom!
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How To Punish Someone
How To Celebrate A Death
because you are a bad person and so are we lmao
Load More Replies...Riding around with your dead friend like that made me think of Weekend at Bernie's
I’m pretty sure this isn’t the worst roller coaster cam photo ever taken.
How To Start A Church
I wonder what the 10 commandments in the Ho Bible would be... any ideas?
1.Hoes before Bros (or before Sistas, hoedom has no gender) 2.Thy vocabulary does not include the word "no"... 3.-Yet thou respects the word when used by non-hoes 4.Genatalia = regalia 5.Itches MUST be scratched, then and there 6.Sexy is good, dirrty is better 7. Covet the HELL outta thy neighbours' oxen...just look at that horny bison...hmmm 8.Hoedom, like a fine wine, gets better with age 9.No shame in being a monogamous ho 10.um....Ho down like it's a ....hoedown? Sorry I kinda ran outta steam toward the end. Hoeing is hard, dont'cha know
Load More Replies...Thou shalt do whatever the guy asks...just charge more the weirder it gets
You’d know it’s a church for prostitutes ‘cause only half of the congregation is on their knees.
How To Tell Someone
I grew up in a muslim country and still living in it. I was looking at the pork section at a big supermarket like walmart. Because sometimes I buy bacon, ham, etc. There was a blonde tourist girl with her friends. She mooed at me and laughed as she left. I still don't know why. I was a thin girl btw.
How To Earn More
How to attract design students to build (superfluous) anti-manspreading chairs.
You know, maybe this does happen and some men really do consider it a power move. But personally, I just don't like squishing my balls! I mean really, it hurts!
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No, more realistically the same per hour but working more hours.
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How To Start A Conversation
...ok so you don't play basket ball.... how's the weather up there.
Load More Replies...a cloud, obviously. tall people have clouds over their heads
Load More Replies...Lol. I'm tall for my age and people always ask me that same question I'm 13
Lol my tall bestie does play basket ball against me and always wins. He also runs away from me because I have asthma and I can't run. He always comes back and does it as a joke.
How To Show Love
Yeah but why be right if it means missing an opportunity to knock others with a different political view than your own. Because that's important.
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I'm sorry; I couldn't past the hanger and unborn child image. In a sane world, this would be hilarious to me. You'll only understand what I'm referring to if you're a woman from the 60s.
I'd love to find the article from which this picture comes! Is it about cheap Halloween decorations?
How to Make a Meme?
If you are looking to learn how to make memes, the subject of this post itself is here to help you. “How to Make a Meme” is one of the articles in the wikiHow library. It will help you understand the “meme” humor and how to make one yourself. If followed correctly, your funniest wikiHows might end up on one of our lists!
How To Get Overwhelmed
Oh my god the face she's making. When all your friends warned you it'd be bad and you thought it would be okay- and then you opened your messages.
Does anyone know where this one really comes from? Because I'd be really surprised if it's *not* about d**k pics.
I found it. https://www.wikihow.com/Pull-Harmless-Pranks Colour me surprised! (Protip: "Surprised" is approximately eggplant-coloured.)
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What kind of drugs can I ask for without him thinking I'm a dirtbag.... probably need to know him better before I ask for cocaine...
oh you sweet innocent child (i dont know if you're serious pls don't kill me)
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oh I honestly thought 1feet is the approximate length of one step taken and it's not?
There’s three feet there. He’s just not as gifted as the soccer player from #3.
How To Stop Speaking
It has been said that Italian people gesticulate more with the arms and hands while talking. To stop talking like an Italian would mean not moving your arms.
Load More Replies...A lot of people think this is just a stereotype. Much of my family is Italian, and we all move our hands kinda like they say.
I only recently learned in Latin class that this is used by Italian people and I laughed-😂
How To Reveal
For some reason, I immediately thought of the train scene in See No Evil, Hear No Evil :-) (yes I'm old)
How To Get A Job
Wow. This is horrible. It's probably an actual pic they use for educational purposes in those places. Ugh
This is how to euthanize a sick cow. Sadly it's very hard to hit the brain this way.
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Choir class 2050 be like ¨OK kids now just moan in synchronous and then the girls will come on stage and call back¨
How To Fake It
How To Commit
Manganese levels in Flint's water are very high. Manganese is flamable.
Load More Replies...Oh my goodness these aren't funny but they are so bad they make you nervously laugh sometimes
actually my eyes are just wide now and i'm slowly backing away lol
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How To Embarrass A Horse
Wait, I know this one: until it pees in its sleeping-bag? That’s hilarious 😂
Wtf is this on a Wiki for"how to trim a horse's hooves?" Are there new farrier techniques using little nibbling fishes? ;-)
my guess is some form of hoof relief. I imagine soaking hooves in warm water is just as foot-pain reducing for them as it is for us.
Load More Replies...Sticking someone's hand in warm water is a common trick at sleepovers for making someone pee themselves while they're sleeping.
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Me too! Last night I calculated purple divided by continent without even using scratch paper
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How to raise an olympic athlete: step 1: Inject your child with steroids
How To Shame Your Son
If the socks look like that do not touch them with your bare hands. They are garbage now.
Excessive is a subjective term. Who chooses just what excessive is?!
masturbation is never to excessive as teenager, and btw no shame for it, just do it
can somebody explain why a sock? As italian I really do not understand this habit...
How To Respond
all bodies are beautiful you tone deaf butt waffle
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You think he'll poke his nose in other people's business?
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Not to be confused with madminton, adminton, gladminton, radminton, dadminton, fadminton, or ladminton.
How To Be The President
How To Pledge Allegiance
I pledge allegiance to Windows XP of the United World of IT, and to the Motherboard for which it stands, one user under Google, indivisible, with with liberty and cake for all.
😲 when u think of ur happy place before he sticks it in ur mouth 🤭🤣
How To Pitch An Idea
"No-no, we are just saving those drowning people and land them to the literal other side of the Mediterranean sea."
Or get those people lost in the dessert to the other side of the Mexican border.
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Maybe it's a Maltese horse. When I vacationed on Gozo (the northern island of the Maltese Republic), every day I'd see people leading horses down to the harbour to stand them in cool salt water up to their bellies. Apparently the harness racing horses are mostly run on pavement because there aren't many dirt roads, so this is how they cool their legs to prevent inflammation and injuries.
Am I misreading the title of the original as "How to Treat Locked Stiffies in Horses "?
How To Spice Up A Birthday Party
Look at what it ACTUALLY is in the bottom right corner. Doesn't make much more sense.
How To Use Enhanced Interrogation
They treat them like dogs but we still call them people.
Load More Replies...Am I the only one who hates that the tick is red? It’s supposed to be green.😬 It’s like saying cheese n mac instead of mac n cheese...😐
How To Make Halloween More Interesting
Reminds me of some urban legends about tainted Halloween candy.
How To Make A Decision
How To Become Assistant Manager
That's Chandler sleeping, that's how he ended up with that job in Tulsa.
How To Replace Makeup
I am very sceptical of that. Blood turns dull brown pretty fast. And we know people have been using ochre, vermilion and carmine as lipstick for at least 5,000 years, probably longer (since the first human picked up the first piece of a coloured mineral).
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confetti, yeti... Serengeti.... eh... you know what? This is making me upsetti.
How To Spice Up A Thumb War
Geez, are steroids ruining thumb wrestling now? Is no sport safe?
*duel of the fates intensifies* Its over phalange-kin, I have the high ground.
How To Sneak A Loving Glance
How To Clip Nails
THIS MAN IS A D******D KILL HIM NOW THIS DOG IS SO CUTE KILL HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!
That so mean :c you could actually make their nail bleed if you don’t clip the correctly
How to end up at the Dr's surgery in need of a tetanus injection...
Next article is demonstrating how to use this technique for cheap circumcision
WikiHow's treasure trove of amusing and peculiar how-to articles not only offers humorous insights into human nature but is also a wellspring for bizarre content. For those intrigued by the quirkiest and most bizarre wikiHow finds, make sure to explore sources that collect these strange gems. One such source is a compilation of peculiar wikiHow articles highlighting these hilariously weird instructions.
Discover more examples of these entertainingly twisted guides that capture the essence of humanity's weirdest ambitions.
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ah mario ma name da great luigi dows my mustachio look a beautiful?
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I would say it's probably Trump, but the skin isn't orange enough
Load More Replies...Is that Trump? looks like something he would do.... ya know, being an immature child and all.
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yeah. F**k the police, until your neighbor won't mow their damn lawn then it's " oh hello Officer."
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Judging by the red warning light on the ostrich it will explode soon. He'll have to hit it hard and then run the opposite direction to get to minimum safe distance before it goes.
And even then it's just going to blow a hole in your house and you'll have to dig a new refuge from the zombies and skeletons that come at night.
Load More Replies...Everyone can make fun but WikiHow saved my life! After our part of town became over run with ostriches, it was life or death just to go to the store. But now, after WikiHow's help, I can take on two or three of those bad boys when I gas up the Crown Vic...
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it's also an effective way to prevent them from using the lettuce leaves as asswipe.
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It gets better when he takes out his chocolate pudding pop and puts it in her mouth.
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Arrrggggg nononono monkeys are NOT good pets. It is cruel to them. Sorry just hit my reflexes. Usually the babies are stolen away from their families and tribes in very violent actions. Often the parents are killed or severely injured. Also the area is often very damaged making it harder for any survivors to live.
But he's freeing him and giving him a car!
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How to make a Squirrel Snare (some of the pictures have the original caption in the lower right corner)
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People standing for the national anthem with a hand on their hearts has always been such a cringy concept for me, like from a dystopian book or something
What I don't understand is people getting in an uproar about a very peaceful protest.
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This one is probably something to do with being a furry
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Also, bring can corn. Aliens love can corn regardless of the galaxy they come from.
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"How to roleplay with your partner" Ok but wtf. It's the most kinky wikiHow article I've ever read
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They won't win though because it's still a woman. Plus you really think a woman can take a cross like that??? (This is a joke- please do not think I'm serious.)
FWIW, I took the first part as true and the second as a joke.
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??? I don't get it? They look a little like the socks but I'm not detecting the joke. What am missing?
I feel bad for laughing at many of these, but they taunted me in making likewise evil comments.
Load More Replies...These are hilarious. I had no idea the illustrations on Wikihow were so deeply weird.
this s**t was far more useful than any real how to i have seen on Whikihow
I feel bad for laughing at many of these, but they taunted me in making likewise evil comments.
Load More Replies...These are hilarious. I had no idea the illustrations on Wikihow were so deeply weird.
this s**t was far more useful than any real how to i have seen on Whikihow
