Now it makes me wonder, too

What if you don't drink or have kids... I'm in a very lonely group c.

Lol that's funny

That's on a t-shirt. I see it often.

Depends on the story...

Actually this only applies to dark beers, and the limit is 1 a day (equivalent of a glass of red wine a day), so it shouldn't result in liver damage.

and then Jesus turned water into wine. my Jesus

so far it has been my first words

I think they can often be funny. Had a friend text me one time at 230 am and it just said "Hamburger" she has no recollection of it

Happiness while drinking is just borrowed from the next day.

Probably for the driver? Nice guests!

Yea

Or a Greek. I know this because I AM Greek haha

Now this is a good one. Even though I would say people who think they are well-knowledged when it comes to whine but could not distinguish a white wine from vinegar if they did not see the bottle are the greateast.

The homemade wine my grandfather makes seems to migrate around the family. It's probably the same one for years.

I am on a see food diet myself. I see it I eat it.

So... Hard to find the right one for you...? ♥

Yup. An empty wallet and a phone with an outbox full of texts to your ex.

HAHAHAHA I can relate to this. My mates had a gig and I got so drunk that I almost forgot to give the cab driver my address

Not a connoisseur

yes hahaha me

Too true

At least remove the cap when trying to be funny.

Well, then it would be a fifthathlon or something like that. But if you never did it, you will never know how damn awesome after a four hour competition the taste of a pizza and a beer will be. Besides, after that one beer you will feel like you had five and that on top of the existing euphorism.

We had this 20s and 30s perspective here recently. This is pretty much the 20s perspective. The 30s would be "...a lot, but tasty one".

On the line between "fun with alcohol" puns and glorifying alcoholism this is on the border...

They can! Compliments of BP: https://www.boredpanda.com/catnip-wine-for-cats-apollo-peak/

Rather: Wine: Let's look deep into your soul...

Feelings, definitely feelings...

HAHAHAHAHA been there before. It's all fun and games until you have to walk to the train and think, "s**t, I'm SO hungover!" That was because a mate and I polished off an entire bottle of scotch at my cousins wedding.

Or, you're just in complete denial! haha

Either that, or they demand you hop into the damn trolley and push you into the supermarket. Yep, that's happened before :D

...And I really sang it!

hahahahahaha me 100%

Lol been there and done that...then water suddenly becomes my new best friend :P

When did Frieda Kahlo become a Disney princess?

That's Marina of Marina & the Diamonds!!!

Lol

Dutchies uniteee