Does the jedi trick work on TSA agents?

She will get you back for this... trust me.

She looks at least six months old. This makes me sad.

What a sweetie!

May the farce be with her.

is he wearing wrapping paper?

And when you try to read it, you accidentally summon demons.

Does that mean he got a gay answer?

Nice trolling!

omfg the kid's signature CUTE

aww i wish my parents were that cool with me drinking

Hdjrhekehhjdir omg help this is everything

Hope only one guy shows up.

mam yes mam.

That reminds me to a punk band in my country that was called in translation 'Brutal Asswiping'.

well it could be true.

I guess she either is your wife or she lives in another city now.

The face of despair.

This one is cute!

Never underestimate a woman's ability to find s**t out...

Black suits never get out of fashion...

Notice how far away Dad is standing?

at least he's not a homophobe

He'll be the one ahead of the others.

Aww! Love the hands!

In my former job I had a client called Pamela Anderson, she told me one day her life was hell :))

Better than his wife...

Yeah, best get him prepared for that one...

awwww

lmao (imodium is diarrhea medication)

I take it she went to Mexico.

Like his sense of humor!

I wonder if his name is either Mike Hunt or Mike Hawk?

"5th times a charm" LOL

Good for her. :)

i guess he ain't coming then?

I wonder how many will get this ?

ARGH!

So I suppose this guy is Mr. C**p Bag?

this is sad and happy, sad bc they werent there when they were born, but happy bc they finally will be there

lol nice

This one should be higher

Socks and flippers. He really should go to prison.

she looks like she's going to go ballistic on your a*s when no one's watching anymore.

That's a great way to bring a smile to everyone's face.

Luv

Pick someone? Anyone!!!

He must be picking up his daughter and her yet-to-have-met-the-father boyfriend ;)

But what did his sign say?

A selfie stick can be pretty useful. A friend of my dad uses them to check under cars.

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, sounds like a duck... guess what.

straight to the point

Cute panda helps

Love it.

Death cab cause he's exhausted and will be functioning on low energy when it comes time to drive? 0.o

ahahahaaaaaaa

Very cute lol

Dogs know all.