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If there's an Instagram account the legendary Dude With Sign is following, it's this one.

Fueled by pretty much the same vibes and a self-explanatory name, Absurd Signs shares pictures of people trying to send everyone the funniest and most ridiculous messages.

There's a bar owner who likes to think of whiskey as soup. A guy at a basketball game trying to distract his team's opponents from the game. It's a pretty colorful gang! I guess they're the real-life chaotic neutral fraction.

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@officialmauryshow Can U Plz Confirm This Is Doable?

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College Bball Is Back In Full Force This Weekend 😠

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Nathan A Heflick, Ph.D., is currently a senior lecturer in psychology at the University of Lincoln in the United Kingdom. To understand absurdity, he says, we must first know what's a schema.

"A schema refers to people's expectations," he wrote in Psychology Today. "So for instance, one's schema for a card deck is that hearts are red, and spades are black. If you were to play with a deck with the colors reversed, this would disrupt your schemas."

Cognitively, schemas are important because they enable us to process and use a ton of information in the world very quickly with minimal effort and fuss. "To put this in perspective, imagine going some place entirely new where you have no idea what to expect. The sheer effort exerted in trying to function without your usual schemas would be exhausting."

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Who Do You Hate More? Comment For Pic 1, Like For Pic 2.

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@peta Can U Plz Investigate?

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Well, I’ll Be Fooked Lad
tag Someone Who’s Slurpin’ On Irish Soup Today 🇨🇮🇨🇮

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Science shows that we are motivated to maintain our existing schemas. For example, the meaning maintenance model by Steven Heine, Travis Proulx, and Kathleen Vohs, says that people's need for things to make sense (to be meaningful, and consistent with their schemas and expectations) is so strong that when it is disrupted, people act with increased efforts to restore their "meaning frameworks."

In one study Proulx and Heine exposed participants to a story written by Franz Kafka. The story starts out with a clear storyline (a doctor heading out to help with a child's tooth ache) and ends with a series of meaningless statements.

As Heflick pointed out, from the perspective of the meaning maintenance model, this should elicit an increased need to affirm and validate one's sources of meaning (one's schemas and expectations).

#6

@espn Which Episode Is This?

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#7

Oh Taco Shells? Yea They’re Halfway Down Aisle Juan On The Right

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#8

There’s An 11/10 Chance This Guy Has A “Hillary For Prison” Sticker On His 1993 Camaro

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#9

Catching Up With Fam At Easter Like...

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And in the study, this occurred through an increased ability to learn a new language. Specifically, participants were exposed to a list of digits and then were more likely to detect patterns in a made-up grammar system when they had just read the absurd, meaninglessness story by Kafka.

"Put differently, when people had their schema threatened by reading something that did not make sense, they responded with an increased capacity to learn," Heflick explained.

#10

Weed Gummies Are Definitely Fine Tho

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#11

There’s Zero Shot @boilerball Loses Tonight With This Guy In The Stands #sportsignsaturday

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#12

There’s Zero Fucking Chance I Watch This Movie Without Tortillas

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#13

@drphil Can You Help Locate One Of These Species?

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The psychologist said this research has several interesting implications. "For starters, schemas serve many useful functions. But, when schemas are broken, they increase learning. So, presumably, people need to overcome their natural tendency to protect their schemas to maximize their ability to learn."

In practical terms, this could suggest that when people isolate themselves from outside information to protect their schemas (such as only watching or reading things that verify their views), they hinder not only their ability to learn about other perspectives (through a lack of information) but also their ability to learn anything novel or different.

So when you think about it, the folks behind these signs are actually doing a public service. They're increasing everyone's desire and ability to learn. I know, it sounds like a stretch, but science says so!

#14

#leavingneverland Vibes

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#15

Can I Please Speak To A Translator?

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#16

Fuck Me Up With Some @levis

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#17

This Is Not Funny

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Interestingly, Rebecca Schwarzlose, a cognitive neuroscientist researching brain and cognitive development at Washington University in Saint Louis, says missing the point is part of human nature.

"You perceive only a small fraction of the energy and information buzzing all around you," Schwarzlose wrote. "Much of that ... information goes unseen and unfelt because your body lacks the capacity to detect it. Whereas birds can see ultraviolet light, snakes can see infrared light, insects can see the polarization of light, mice can hear ultrasonic frequencies, and electric fishes can detect faint electric signals with their skin, you can do none of these things because your eyes, skin, and ears lack the cellular machinery that would allow you to detect them."

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#marchmadness Vibezzzz

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#19

Looks Fine To Me

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#20

Serious Question: How Many Heater Dumps Have Been Dropped In This Display Toilet? I Am In Contact With IKEA And The Closest One Will Receive A Life’s Supply Of Hershey’s Kisses #charlieandthechocolatefactory

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Schwarzlose said territory in our brain is much like Manhattan real estate. It's both finite and expensive.

"Brains evolve and develop to make the most of that modest terrain. Your brain maps are distorted to save energy and space. And these distortions, in turn, distort how you perceive your world," she said.

Consider your sense of sight for a second. You can see far more detail at your center of gaze, or where you are looking at any given moment, than out of the corner of your eye.

#21

Quan Doesn’t Fuck Around

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#22

Alright Thom...

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"Ideally, you would be able to see things equally well out of the corner of your eye as you do at your center of gaze. But you need more neurons, and more connections between those neurons, to represent fine details," Schwarzlose said.

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"In order to see equally well in your visual periphery as you do at your center of gaze, the visual maps in your brain would have to be thirteen times larger. If this change sounds innocuous, think again. It would make your visual brain maps alone too large to fit inside your skull. And that would leave no room for the brain maps you rely upon to hear, feel, and move."

#24

Say No More Fam

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#25

Sign Me Up For A Big Mac Trish

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#26

Bye Bye Social Life

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#27

It’s Not Wrong

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To avoid such outcomes, brain maps devote most of their estates to representing detailed information from "sweet spots" for perception, at the expense of basically everything else.

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"Oddly enough, your ability to perceive crucially depends on all that you don't perceive. Thanks to our limited senses and distorted brain maps, you can experience and interact with your world... and do it all with a brain that's smaller than a breadbox."

No wonder sometimes we don't get it.

#28

Whether He Is Or Not Will Remain One Of The Great Mysteries Of Our Time

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#29

T-7 Months Until Basic Bitches Be Climbing All Over These Things In Their Ll Bean Boots And Flannels #fortheinsta

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#30

The #nbaplayoffs Are In Full Swing And Boy The Signage Is En Fuego 🔥🔥

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#31

Do You Have Any Cheese Sauce For My Cheese Meat Good Sir?

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#32

Lorraine Knows What’s Up

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#33

@amazon Can You Prime Me A Restroom?

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#34

Did @lehighu Just Win @marchmadness Without Even Being In The Tournament? Debate

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#35

Tag A Friend Who Could Be The Mayor Of This Town

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#36

Smells Like Sexual Misconduct Up In Here

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#37

Not Sleeping Tonight

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#38

Is It Time For @themasters Yet?

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#39

Are Those Cheken Moms #keto?

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“I’m Saving For A House But Fuck It Yea I’ll Have Another”
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tag A Friend Who Saves $0.01 A Year

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