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If there's an Instagram account the legendary Dude With Sign is following, it's this one.

Fueled by pretty much the same vibes and a self-explanatory name, Absurd Signs shares pictures of people trying to send everyone the funniest and most ridiculous messages.

There's a bar owner who likes to think of whiskey as soup. A guy at a basketball game trying to distract his team's opponents from the game. It's a pretty colorful gang! I guess they're the real-life chaotic neutral fraction.

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@officialmauryshow Can U Plz Confirm This Is Doable?

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Daria B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

2 dads and 1 mom, to be precise. Let's not discredit women's work, ahemmm....

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Nathan A Heflick, Ph.D., is currently a senior lecturer in psychology at the University of Lincoln in the United Kingdom. To understand absurdity, he says, we must first know what's a schema.

"A schema refers to people's expectations," he wrote in Psychology Today. "So for instance, one's schema for a card deck is that hearts are red, and spades are black. If you were to play with a deck with the colors reversed, this would disrupt your schemas."

Cognitively, schemas are important because they enable us to process and use a ton of information in the world very quickly with minimal effort and fuss. "To put this in perspective, imagine going some place entirely new where you have no idea what to expect. The sheer effort exerted in trying to function without your usual schemas would be exhausting."

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Science shows that we are motivated to maintain our existing schemas. For example, the meaning maintenance model by Steven Heine, Travis Proulx, and Kathleen Vohs, says that people's need for things to make sense (to be meaningful, and consistent with their schemas and expectations) is so strong that when it is disrupted, people act with increased efforts to restore their "meaning frameworks."

In one study Proulx and Heine exposed participants to a story written by Franz Kafka. The story starts out with a clear storyline (a doctor heading out to help with a child's tooth ache) and ends with a series of meaningless statements.

As Heflick pointed out, from the perspective of the meaning maintenance model, this should elicit an increased need to affirm and validate one's sources of meaning (one's schemas and expectations).

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There’s An 11/10 Chance This Guy Has A “Hillary For Prison” Sticker On His 1993 Camaro

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catslave6
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just who are the 'Moran's'? Family? Rock band? ??? And why are they without brains? Why is this man calling them out for brainlessness? It can't be their fault if they simply arrived without brains. Is this bald-faced discrimination against the poor, brainless 'Morans'? This could be a hate crime! Save the 'Morans'!

Id row
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amazing this one from the early 2000's is still in circulation.

DDmaybeandor
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this was done ironically. I am choosing to believe it was done ironically.

Kristen Welch
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My exhusband is from a town called Moran. And I can tell you, everyone in that small town are redneck alcoholic idiots

Jason ramirez
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry the worst of us is the loudest, but it kind of makes sense. Ugh.

Snorkeldorf
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's unfortunate that he and the Morans do not get along. Is USA short for the United States of America or is Usa his last name? Then again, is it "Go Usa!" like YAY! or "Go Usa" as in get out and go with the Morans. I find this very confusing.

Caroline Melzer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No I am wondering if they meant to get a guy called Brian Morans????

Jon Parker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sick of seeing this one. "Morans" was the name of the principal he was protesting.

Vanta Black
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I couldn't find any morans so I spent the day with Rick Moranis. That's as close as I could get. Lovely man, by the way.

Brian Bennett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just put your sign down AND CLIMB BACK IN THE IDIOT BOX ACCIDENTLY LEFT OPEN!

Jaekry
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's a moran? I only now 'morons'. And they dont have 'A brains.' Usually the have F brains...

Alisha R.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who are the Morans....he must not like that family. Lmao 🤣

ChickyChicky
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a state park in Washington just for people like him, Moran State Park.

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And in the study, this occurred through an increased ability to learn a new language. Specifically, participants were exposed to a list of digits and then were more likely to detect patterns in a made-up grammar system when they had just read the absurd, meaninglessness story by Kafka.

"Put differently, when people had their schema threatened by reading something that did not make sense, they responded with an increased capacity to learn," Heflick explained.

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The psychologist said this research has several interesting implications. "For starters, schemas serve many useful functions. But, when schemas are broken, they increase learning. So, presumably, people need to overcome their natural tendency to protect their schemas to maximize their ability to learn."

In practical terms, this could suggest that when people isolate themselves from outside information to protect their schemas (such as only watching or reading things that verify their views), they hinder not only their ability to learn about other perspectives (through a lack of information) but also their ability to learn anything novel or different.

So when you think about it, the folks behind these signs are actually doing a public service. They're increasing everyone's desire and ability to learn. I know, it sounds like a stretch, but science says so!

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Interestingly, Rebecca Schwarzlose, a cognitive neuroscientist researching brain and cognitive development at Washington University in Saint Louis, says missing the point is part of human nature.

"You perceive only a small fraction of the energy and information buzzing all around you," Schwarzlose wrote. "Much of that ... information goes unseen and unfelt because your body lacks the capacity to detect it. Whereas birds can see ultraviolet light, snakes can see infrared light, insects can see the polarization of light, mice can hear ultrasonic frequencies, and electric fishes can detect faint electric signals with their skin, you can do none of these things because your eyes, skin, and ears lack the cellular machinery that would allow you to detect them."

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Serious Question: How Many Heater Dumps Have Been Dropped In This Display Toilet? I Am In Contact With IKEA And The Closest One Will Receive A Life’s Supply Of Hershey’s Kisses #charlieandthechocolatefactory

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Caro Caro
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was at the store ordering a new bathroom and kitchen for my mum. The salesrep told me that it happens a lot, kids calling "mummy, I'm done". HAHAHA

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Schwarzlose said territory in our brain is much like Manhattan real estate. It's both finite and expensive.

"Brains evolve and develop to make the most of that modest terrain. Your brain maps are distorted to save energy and space. And these distortions, in turn, distort how you perceive your world," she said.

Consider your sense of sight for a second. You can see far more detail at your center of gaze, or where you are looking at any given moment, than out of the corner of your eye.

"Ideally, you would be able to see things equally well out of the corner of your eye as you do at your center of gaze. But you need more neurons, and more connections between those neurons, to represent fine details," Schwarzlose said.

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"In order to see equally well in your visual periphery as you do at your center of gaze, the visual maps in your brain would have to be thirteen times larger. If this change sounds innocuous, think again. It would make your visual brain maps alone too large to fit inside your skull. And that would leave no room for the brain maps you rely upon to hear, feel, and move."

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To avoid such outcomes, brain maps devote most of their estates to representing detailed information from "sweet spots" for perception, at the expense of basically everything else.

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"Oddly enough, your ability to perceive crucially depends on all that you don't perceive. Thanks to our limited senses and distorted brain maps, you can experience and interact with your world... and do it all with a brain that's smaller than a breadbox."

No wonder sometimes we don't get it.

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Smells Like Sexual Misconduct Up In Here

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Devil's Advocate
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is what happens when people say things like "dad bods are sexy", people run with it...

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Are Those Cheken Moms #keto?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He doesn't know why you are taking the photo, but he knows you are taking the piss.

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They didnt even have microchips back then, or metal! Our cars were all wood and stone

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