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If you had to carry around a sign for a day, pandas, what would yours say? Perhaps you would want to remind others how important it is to wear SPF. Or maybe you’d encourage them to compliment another person to make someone else’s day! Or, if you’re really creative, you might want to write a confusing and chaotic message for all to see. You certainly wouldn't be the first to do so...

If you’re interested in checking out some bizarre and hilarious signs, you’ve come to the right place. We took a trip to a couple of Facebook groups dedicated to sharing wild signs, Absurd Signs (Not Absurd Rules) and The Absurd Sign Project Uncensored 2, and gathered some of their best posts down below. Keep reading to find a chat with Chuck Darling, an admin of Absurd Signs (Not Absurd Rules), and be sure to upvote all of your favorite pics!

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I heard Kevin Bacon is taking up the Jewish faith and his surname will no longer be allowed.

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't forget you'll also give them a kitten/puppy if that doesn't get the parents attention

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When it comes to signs, there are endless possibilities out there. And no, I’m not talking about signs from the universe. (Although, some of the signs featured here might be equally as cryptic and unintelligible.) We’ve got road signs, signs outside of businesses, billboards, stop signs, yard signs outside of people’s homes and more. Signage is a part of our everyday lives, whether we like it or not. But lucky for us, it can sometimes be hilarious and entertaining.

To learn more about this topic, we reached out to Chuck Darling, an admin of Absurd Signs (Not Absurd Rules), who was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda. According to the group’s description, Absurd Signs (Not Absurd Rules) is “for posting absurd signs, letters, banners, labels, and tee shirts.” The community also welcomes “any use of the English language you find awkward,” such as product labels and more. 

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Milady Blue
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Uncle has this very warning on his front door. Too many years of working third shift, and being awakened in the middle of his "night" by people who did not take "Go the F*&^ away!" for an answer.

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ElfVibratorGlitter
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't even have to do anything weird for Florida to ban my books. Interesting thought exercise.

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As far as how this group came about, Chuck shared that his friend Phil (also known as "Denton Vale") created the group. “He made it as a result of his dissatisfaction with what he felt were pointless rules in other large popular signage groups (not naming any names),” Chuck explained.

“He asked me to help him with it, as I have a history of helping moderate other large groups like ‘a group where you get banned for saying the magic word’ and ‘Weird Meme,'" he added.

We’ve actually featured Weird Meme at Bored Panda before; feel free to check out that piece here!

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Jack Burton
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm really ok with vegan people, they can do whatever they make them happy and healthy. I'm ok with eating less meat, i do eat way less meat than 20 years ago but every time i see a vegan propaganda i just want to eat a steak. My brain just want to f**k around.

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a safety officer I can tell you every rule was invented because some things went wrong and we learned this .....

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The Absurd Signs group was created in September 2022, and it’s clearly had plenty of success, as it currently has over 32K members. And it seems to only be going up from here, as over 3,600 Facebook users have joined the group in the last week. 

But thankfully, Chuck says being an admin isn’t too tough. “I don't really have to do a lot of moderating with this group, mostly just making posts and removing spam,” he shared. “[And] kicking out bigoted hateful people that might show up, every now and then.”

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As far as why so many of us are amused by these bizarre signs, Chuck says, “I think people like subversions of expectations, seeing memes and signs that don't make sense right away, as well as ones that just make you wonder what the sign maker was even thinking.”

We also asked Chuck if he could share any of his favorite signs that have been shared in the group. One of which is what he referred to as “party dog,” which features a sign of a dog who appears to be skateboarding, smoking and drinking wine all at once that’s “banned” from a park. His other personal favorite was a sign for “The Unbelievable Mystery Hole” in West Virginia.  

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If you’re looking to design a sign of your own, for your business or personal use, it’s important to remember that it’s pointless unless it actually grabs people’s attention. To do so, you might want to include a funny joke, an eye-catching image or a clever pun. Target Print & Mail recommends making sure your sign has a purpose and focusing on that first and foremost. For example, are you trying to make those passing by laugh, draw in customers, educate readers, inspire or inform?

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When it comes to designing your sign, don’t be afraid to stand out. There are infinite possibilities when it comes to colors, shapes, size, and how you choose to communicate your message. Get creative, and make sure that you play around with fonts and images to ensure your final product is as effective as possible. Bonus points if you create a sign that people will want to photograph and share on social media! That’s free advertising or exposure without any additional effort. 

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do wish we could chat longer... but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye!

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We hope you’re enjoying this scroll through these hilarious and slightly confusing signs, pandas. Keep upvoting all of your favorites, and feel free to share any funny signs you’ve come across in the comments below. Then, if you’re interested in checking out even more bizarre signs that might make you raise your eyebrows, we recommend reading this Bored Panda article next!

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Skara Brae
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I accidentally read 'lighting' as 'lightning' and now I'm disappointed after a re-read.

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Philip Anderson

This is an actual highway sign. Must suck to live in Idaho.

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Weasel Wise
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor Idaho. A beautiful, beautiful state filled with so many ugly, close minded people.

TheNewJenBrady
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I lived in Idaho for almost 20 years. I love it there, aside from the majority political stuff being really conservative. It is really beautiful there. Payette Lake, the Sawtooth mountains, downtown Boise, the Salmon River ..I could go on and on about the best things about Idaho🧡💙

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6 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll give you an upvote. 🙂 My partner & I have taken a few road trips around the US to see what's what (we love to hike/ kayak/bike ride) I do remember the Alpine trail hike being really fun & lots of beautiful nature. I can't really speak for the people, but the ones we met were nice & mostly got a kick out of my "Canadian" & my partner's scouse accent.

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TheNewJenBrady
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Idaho is such a beautiful place to visit though! I lived there for 20 years and never encountered anyone being crazy with a gun. Google McCall, Idaho, the Payette and Salmon rivers and Stanley, Idaho and see how absolutely gorgeous Idaho is

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Kyra DarkStar
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I lived in Idaho for 2 years back in the late 70s. It was so beautiful then that they didn't need attractions. I assume it's still beautiful.

Mars
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every sign in Connecticut looked like that when we drove through once.

Ellen Woods
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you've ever travelled this country, you get used to seeing these outside very small towns.

Jeff Hunt
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes. Yes it does. No reason for anyone to move here. Nothing to see here.

Danish Susanne
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like it would be a good place to go, if you don't want the place to be overrun with tourists.

Farnzy
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen signs like this IRL. It's sad because it's a progression from lots of attractions, to less, to none

Kyllein MacKellerann
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And here we see the sum total of interesting things to see, do, or experience in Idaho.

Mary Peace
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it better to have been attracted and lost, or never to have been attracted at all?

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Ellen Woods
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen blank signs all over this country. They are mostly just before a very small town. That really has nothing.

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AlaVerge
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think its taking recommendations... all are welcome, but you will be judged.

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I drive thru idaho frequently for work. Cannot get out of there fast enough

Kay Christensen
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually lived in Idaho once and I'm convinced it's a portal to Hell.

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Brenda
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6 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many people don't read the entire message before trying the door?

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Enuya
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're doing it wrong. You've to plant a piece of pork in a sunny place and then water it one in a while with slightly salted oil. Then you'll get a bacon tree

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A sign at a local public toilets said: Gentlemen, our aim is to keep these toilets clean, your aim will help. Ladies, please remain seated for the entire performance.

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ElfVibratorGlitter
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, so growing up. I literally thought no outlet meant there wasn't electricity there

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It means you are supposed to STOP. It's amazing how many people fail at that simple thing.

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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Today at approximately this afternoon, a discovery was made on the site of the Notting Hill Gate site of the government’s new dig-up-the-roads-plan-for-congesting-traffic scheme. Workmen in the absence of a strike settled for work as an alternative." - Quote from: The Goon Show. Episode: The Scarlet Capsule.

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ColdSteelRonin
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Belews lake in NC exists because of a dam. There is still a road that goes down to the town at the bottom and yes it does end in the water.

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do not like the lass particularly but I will admit she's probably be better than the current options.

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Brenda
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6 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The world doesn't always make sense at first glance" Made sense to me

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Szzone
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6 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is just dumb. How is following the color code critical thinking?

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