Dark Humor

used to buy them and yeah they break easily

"Baby's first heart attack"

Oh god I know I need to clean mine stop yelling at me

If only

I'd prefer the Beyond Ogre in the background.

But I like them

I'll take 5

Sam's Club carries this in bulk

i love the terrible , all lowercase ariel ( or calibri ) that was absolutely made on microsoft software

Should I get an award for searching "how to get impaled by fire?"

Droste Effect

Member of Clean Plate Club!

I haven't read Jennette McCurdy's memoir I'm Glad My Mom Died yet, but this has similar vibes even though it's fake.

Anyone notice the name of the author?!

“Eat an apple paperbacks”

That kid is doing massive Joseph Gordon-Leavitt

The original book is Mom, you're fired. https://www.amazon.com/Mom-Youre-Fired-Nancy-Robinson/dp/0590449036

I want to see this

To go with the lgblt

I can taste it by looking at it.

Screw that. How many people would play this gladly? 10/10 would nuke China while trying to.hijack trump's tank. Got sniped by Obama, camper!

This makes me very suspicious

I think it would be more barBI if ken was facing barbie es he clearly isn't straight to begin with

With blue cheese swirls, I'm gonna hork

10/10 would buy!

Don't give idiots new ideas.

He looks like that turtle in kung fu panda

Its corn (cronch) 🎶

Joots

I'm going Gaga for this.

Omg! Role call everyone! It better not be one of us 🤬

It doesn't look... Horrible?

Now in cinnamon, too

Every time I smell cigarettes I'm back to playing with weeble wobbles in my grandparents house

Nachoreo

If it's not real today, it will be tomorrow

Maybe if it read Pig Penises, Bored Panda censor would allow it

But.. this is pretty cool.

I read that as Hank Hill Stimulator. gross.

Meanwhile, in the UK..... best-in-to...f4f249.jpg

Ok, but shouldn't that be Annikan looking Darth Vader instead of Yoda?

No, that thing IS crying 😭

I mean....it's not a horrible idea.

Jes like momma.

Diabetes juice

Needs more Spam, Spam and Spam.

quick, someone send this to andrew tate

I gagged looking at this photo

They can only release 5 more versions before it gets discontinued.

If you are a real man, try Bangkok Air with extra lead, thanks to 2-stroke engines. Make up your own Bangkok/2- stroke joke.

Women shouldn't even stand near Nick Cannon.

At the bottom it says toxic lol

FFS BP, k n o b is not a word to be censored

Contains the screams of 1000 Italians