Dark Humor

used to buy them and yeah they break easily

"Baby's first heart attack"

Oh god I know I need to clean mine stop yelling at me

If only

I'd prefer the Beyond Ogre in the background.

But I like them

I'll take 5

Sam's Club carries this in bulk

i love the terrible , all lowercase ariel ( or calibri ) that was absolutely made on microsoft software

Should I get an award for searching "how to get impaled by fire?"

Droste Effect

Member of Clean Plate Club!

I want to see this

To go with the lgblt

I can taste it by looking at it.

So for those of those who like to run around nekkid, it prevents streaking

Put a little Windex on.

Where can I buy this

Toula's das approves.

🤮🤮🤮

It'll leave your mouth sparkling clean! Before you die from the chemicals.

I'm willing to bet my life savings that this tastes like blue raspberries.

Cleared up the GI tract

Mmmmm chemically

Yesss I wanna know what it tasted like

Screw that. How many people would play this gladly? 10/10 would nuke China while trying to.hijack trump's tank. Got sniped by Obama, camper!

This makes me very suspicious

I think it would be more barBI if ken was facing barbie es he clearly isn't straight to begin with

With blue cheese swirls, I'm gonna hork

10/10 would buy!

Don't give idiots new ideas.

He looks like that turtle in kung fu panda

Its corn (cronch) 🎶

Joots

I'm going Gaga for this.

Omg! Role call everyone! It better not be one of us 🤬

It doesn't look... Horrible?

Now in cinnamon, too

Every time I smell cigarettes I'm back to playing with weeble wobbles in my grandparents house

Nachoreo

If it's not real today, it will be tomorrow

Maybe if it read Pig Penises, Bored Panda censor would allow it

But.. this is pretty cool.

I read that as Hank Hill Stimulator. gross.

Meanwhile, in the UK..... best-in-to...f4f249.jpg

Ok, but shouldn't that be Annikan looking Darth Vader instead of Yoda?

No, that thing IS crying 😭

I mean....it's not a horrible idea.

Jes like momma.

Diabetes juice

Needs more Spam, Spam and Spam.