There are units, and then there are absolute units. If the latter doesn’t ring a bell, it may be because the odd-sounding term comes from internet culture, where people use it to refer to a large, round animal or object.
It’s a descriptive meme in the family of “smol bean” or “beautiful cinnamon roll,” and you can totally feel somewhat of an affectionate feel about it.
But in order to get to the essence of what being an absolute unit entails, one has to see a real example of it. So Bored Panda has compiled a list full of the absolutest of the units for you to feast on right below, and make sure you check out part 1 right here.
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Big Boi
This Baobab Tree Is Said To Be 6000 Years Old
An Absolute Unit Of A Gray Percheron. This Is The Same Horse 5 Years Apart. They Transition From A Black Coat To A Gray Coat As They Grow Older
The first “absolute unit” meme was born on December 13, 2017, when a Twitter user named @mrreptoid wrote, “In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit,” with regards to a photo of British hotelier David Morgan-Hewitt standing next to the Queen of England. Mr. Morgan-Hewitt is a very large lad, indeed.
But it really took off in 2018, with the Museum of English Rural Life tweeting a photograph of ram with a caption “Look at this absolute unit.” Adam Koszary, the museum’s manager who wrote the tweet, amassed 98k likes and more than 27k retweets in the next couple of days.
Monster Maine Coon
An Absolute Tank
Absolute Unit
An “absolute unit'' is a term that implies a general idea that something or someone is comically oversize. And it can be applied to virtually anything, from objects to animals, to even humans and fashion. Speaking of fashion, much of the oversized trend of the past five years has to do with the image that can be called “absolute unit.” From dad’s sneakers to gigantic jackets, they look both funny, out of proportion, yet somewhat progressive and unmistakably fashionable.
Absolute Units Of Garlic Cloves
Can Tails Be Units? Because Oh My God!
Baa Baa Motherf*©ke®s
Wowza
This Maine Coon Is An Absolute Unit!
This Avocado
My Dad Used To Take Me To Feed The Buffalo Outside Of Town When I Was Little. We Called This Guy Big Daddy
Absolute Unit Of A Cabbage
This Cucumber Mistaken For A Watermelon
Jesus Christ This Blue Whale
This Chonker Next To My Grandmother
This Big Boy
The Amount Of Fluff On This Dog
This Gargantuan Cold Boi
Bob, I Miss You. 12 Years Ago You Stole My Heart, 7 Years Ago You Passed - I Came Across You In My Old Photos, Hopefully Paying You Homage Is Allowed
Some Big Boi Manatees Eating Sweet Potatoes
The White House Chef Is An Absolute Unit And The Last Line Of Defence
I think the cream is so scared it whips itself
Load More Replies...Andre Rush, former US Army cook, turned Gourmet Celebrity Chef, Cooked for Clinton, Bush, Obama, and Trump. He came famous when in 2018 he was featured by CNN when they saw him cooking the special Eid dinner Trump was hosting at the White House for muslim dignitaries from allied countries. In 2019 he retired to get his own TV cooking show. He is also a professional ice sculptor as well
I thought Cristeta Comerford had been the White House executive chef since 2005.
Load More Replies...Imagine this guy screaming like Ramsay and slamming his fists down "IT'S RAAAAWWWW!!!"
Fist indents in the stainless steel counter.
Load More Replies...I've recently started baking a lot. This could just be from whisking. That s*** takes a lot of arm strength.😉
Can they make some cheesey action movie out of this? I'd watch it.
If I recall, thus absolute unit from the White House culinary department, worked under the Obama administration.
worked Clinton through Trump before leaving in 2019 to take a TV gig
Load More Replies...imagine explaining to this man that the perfidious tangerine upstairs prefers Mcdonalds.
Waitress! My steak is undercooked! Now send out the chef, I'm going to give him a piece of my Mind!
as you are more than likely correct about steroid use, he is still a large man. This thread is about large things.
Load More Replies...Absolute Unit Of A Peregrine Falcon
The Goliath Tiger Fish
This Eagle Has Not Missed Any Meals
This Absolute Unit Of Bullfrog
This Doggo At 2 Years
This Fluffy Unit Of A Cat
This Unit Of An Echidna Came Into The Wildlife Sanctuary. She Got Clipped By A Car But She's Fine
This Absolute Unit Blocks The Way Into The Submarine
Hulk, The World's Biggest Pitbull
I Was Told To Share This Pic Of Mr Puddly Here
This Weapon Of A Pony
Ah Lawd He 'Bout To Come Back!
Elvis From Australian Reptile Park Is An Absolute Unit Of A Saltwater Crocodile
Biggest Mulberries I've Ever Seen
I Was Told This Sub Would Appreciate This Absolute Unit Of French Macaron I Made
A Wandering Albatross. Absolute Unit!
This Mighty Steed
You're Telling Me That’s Not A Polar Bear
Got An Absolute Unit Of A Carrot In My Weekly Food Delivery Box Today!
Absolute Unit Of A Grolar Bear (Polar Bear/Grizzly Hybrid)
This Breed Of Dog Is Called A Borzoi. It Has An Absolute Unit Of A Sniffer
Pumpkin Growing Contest Winner
Absolute Unit
In The Deep Blue Sea
T H I C C
This Absolute Unit Of A Squirrel In My Back Yard
Easily The Largest Toilet Seat I Have Ever Encountered In My Bathroom Using Career. Just Tremendous
I have deduced that "unit" now means large or oversized. But is it just a coincidence everyone is using the same adjective "absolute"...or is the full term "absolute unit"? Language is changing so fast...I am Gen X, and "unit" use to mean something very different, and it was not always large.
The full term is "absolute unit", though "unit" could be used standalone if it's in a drive by comment, it's mostly used as the full term. It's specific meaning is "something exceptionally large for what it is".
Load More Replies...compared to my other dogs :3 he is a big boi IMG_202104...70df28.jpg
Not all black horses turn gray, it's more likely if the horse has a gray parent. And while we're on the subject, a foal's color is often different from it's adult coat color.
Look at the absolute MAGNITUDE of this lad, bois! Sun_in_the...314350.jpg
Loved it, but Ben Smith really ruined it. We need a blocking system or something
I looked at what Ben Smith had to say, well, I did agree with him re perspective. I have been a keen amateur photographer, so can see when the camera is too close to the subject, esp. the macaron, and the duck. You need something to compare the sizes, like the Percheron stallion.
I have deduced that "unit" now means large or oversized. But is it just a coincidence everyone is using the same adjective "absolute"...or is the full term "absolute unit"? Language is changing so fast...I am Gen X, and "unit" use to mean something very different, and it was not always large.
The full term is "absolute unit", though "unit" could be used standalone if it's in a drive by comment, it's mostly used as the full term. It's specific meaning is "something exceptionally large for what it is".
Load More Replies...compared to my other dogs :3 he is a big boi IMG_202104...70df28.jpg
Not all black horses turn gray, it's more likely if the horse has a gray parent. And while we're on the subject, a foal's color is often different from it's adult coat color.
Look at the absolute MAGNITUDE of this lad, bois! Sun_in_the...314350.jpg
Loved it, but Ben Smith really ruined it. We need a blocking system or something
I looked at what Ben Smith had to say, well, I did agree with him re perspective. I have been a keen amateur photographer, so can see when the camera is too close to the subject, esp. the macaron, and the duck. You need something to compare the sizes, like the Percheron stallion.