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The sexual revolution, disco music, feminism, free-flowing hallucinogenic drugs, and pacifism is the mish-mash of things that once created the absolutely unique 70s style that we so lovingly hate to remember. While there was some pretty awesome stuff going on in the fashion trends department, 70s men's fashion seems to have skipped all the cool stuff and went straight for the disastrous. Men's clothing made from shiny spandex? Groovy! Hip-hugging bell bottom pants, also glossy? You betcha! Chest hair, porn-stache, bright leisure suits, and skimpy short shorts defining the men's fashion? Far out! There's no way these 70s fashion relicts will ever come back in all their seriousness, so we can happily reminisce them in the safety of our jeggings and Yeezys, without fearing to witness a man-bulge wandering in the streets.

If you are still not convinced of the crimes that fashions of the 70s have committed, check out these men's fashion disasters from the decade to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list contains an appalling array of atrocities that the designers themselves cannot defend. So scroll down below to check the gloriously disturbing fashions below, but be warned, as it might get quite NSFW.

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    Carmozina Vieira-Sweeney
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The short guy looks like he's so disgusted by his clothes that he doesn't want to touch himself.

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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After all, the life struggle for finding a fitting vest and cap has been solved.

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    Cristi
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like when someone in the family has a sudden passion for crochet and knitting but no common sense whatsoever.

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    V Navarro
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the models faces like (Boston mobster accent) "Say one thing about my undies"

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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Voice from the background: "Honey, have you seen the bathroom rug?"

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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The inventor of the onesie must have had a profound hatred for mankind.

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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forward Fashion Looks... I feel like this was a Gender Fluid magazine before it was a thing

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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy in the middle is some sort of Dr Strange psychic magic powers kind of dude

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    V Navarro
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they would probably have more success if they advertised the red and white polka dots one

    Kenneth Sturmer
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    1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy on the right, Steve Markham was my landlord back in the late seventies in San Francisco.

    Dean Tea
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me see them color in that white .... in a movie “ the coo coozs Ñest

    Robyn Scott
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the sake of decency their massive penises were tucked away out of sight......

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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yes? I am sorry but I cannot hear you over the awesomeness of the many holes I wear."

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