Love it! XD

weeks, more like months for me :-D

I would offer to buy her a box of chocolate too! Hehehe

if he could talk, I bet he would sound like James Earl Jones

oh, it will still be eaten

😂😂😂

YES! Why is that?

Anybody else hearing Morgan freeman as the narrator?

... and she'll still find something to criticize.

Can't we wait for 2 a.m. when all the men are sleeping?

Jen Kirkman, brilliant! Old joke you might know: What did God say after He created Adam? I can do better.

This isn't okay

Poor ducks

just don't go to the bathroom or it will rot

sooo many pringles... :)

hahahahahaha

I laughed way too much of this one!

That's confidence? Okay, thanks for clarifying. I thought she was royally pissed off.

As you get older, they begin to bring bad news; but at least they don't stay as long.

And it's probably just a baby toy...

That hair was passed down.

I would leave so I could go home and eat all the snacks I stole

Australian men try to "chat us up". Usa men "hit on ". think about those words.

Love this one!

It is actually a systemic problem that women are less likely to be given pain medication when in a hospital because staff think they are being over dramatic.

some dark magic going on

I worked to afford putting myself through college, so I haven't had a summer off since High School, and never had one off in college, I continued to work AND did summer classes. It helped better acclimate me to the reality after graduation.

The boy is wearing just like, the most "formal wear" you can usually get a young boy to wear, and it's fairly modern, but DAMN are they right about the girls. And the mom just HAD to wear the most modern looking dress she could find to make them stand out in stark contrast.

i just don't get the joke here ... please don't lynch me like ms. varga there

ahahaha bravo!

" I for one am all for brexit. ...wait no, that's breakfast. Never mind."

I wonder what the response is if you say "I AM in the kitchen!"

I messed up a 3 ingredient cookie... :D

It means that the only thing to decide is from which castle's parapets you are to push him over.

that's why you buy pre-snacks. be smart. lol

He missed November.

Can we not have an argument about politics in the comments of a panda magazine?

Haha

Cargo shorts are practical. Pockets for all the things.

THanks. Now my coworkers think I'm a crazy person laughing inside a frontloader. Hehehe.

And avocados to monitor, we learned.

What about the avocado?

SO ACCURATE OMG

Every girl I know with remotely long hair, does the same thing with their towels (myself included).

There is no other type of quesadilla. They are all cheese quesadillas

YES! This is genius

You could NOT get married. People do in fact do that now.

Lol, yes it's a vicious cirkle!

Lol also very accurate

I eat a lot of chocolate it it makes me very happy. I disapprove of this tweet.

Oh but they should! Because usually... it's true! Lol

Lol i wish I was her

Rihanna is an expert on this issue XD

True.

Do it all the time when mansplained to. Then I laugh and laugh.

I laughed a little too much at this one

Ha ha

i.e. an a*****e who keeps faking to throw balls

date a delivery guy then