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The internet is a funny place, and Twitter in particular has been a solid source of fun in 2015. That's why each week, Huffington Post Women shares the most hilarious posts from the Twittersphere. And this year, you're in luck! HuffPost has decided to publish the 50 funniest tweets by women from this past year, and you can vote to decide which is best. So get to it—start voting!
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CarolineCastendijk 9 years ago
I did that!! After months of stalking I told him I'd call his mom. He said I bluffed. I didn't! The stalking stopped immediately!
CarolineCastendijk 9 years ago
I did that! after weeks and weeks of stalking I said I would call his mom. He said I bluffed. I didn't. it stopped right after I called her! :D
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DavidAlvarez 9 years ago
Cats are really a******s, but we (catpeople) don´t care about it. We learn to live with them
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ArtonOsmani 9 years ago
Thanks Stacey. You really made me laugh. Now I know what to call my wife. Lol
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AbirOthmani 9 years ago
It's when you pick someone up and you're wearing your pyjamas because you don't expect to get out of the car..
AllMonkeyBizz 9 years ago
I was spending the night at my uncles house, and he decided to take me and my brother to our towns cafe. I asked if I had to get dressed, and he said no as we'd go through the drive through(yes, our cafe has a drive through). When we got to the drive through, he decided there was too many people, so we went inside to eat. I was in my rattiest sleeping clothes, barely holding together they had so many holes and mismatched, no shoes on as well and bedhead and a crappy old sports bra with no support. He made me go in with him.
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LittleHedgehog 9 years ago
Then there's the irresponsible people who will just cut off the excess lip balm because they think they're ready for kids...
AttackOnTitanIsAwesome 9 years ago
Wow !!! I lost 7 of my lip balm what a record !! I will be a amazing mother
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SaraRooseboom 9 years ago
OMG! I do this to my boyfriend all the time hahahahhaha I have no idea why he stays TBH.
SharaGuinesso 9 years ago
i grew up having that done to me by my father lol, really its no big deal. Its a twisted way of showing our love, just like with them leaving their kill in our beds or knocking s**t off of the counters and so on. LOVE thats all it is lol :)
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kaede_kayano 9 years ago
This exact thing happened in on of my favorite manga!!! (S.A or Special A!!!)
KatieBigelow 9 years ago
My EX husband would be furious when I took naps..even when I was extremely sick waiting for a heart transplant
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Juno French 3 years ago
And women's clothes don't have pockets big enough for lemons anyway...
Silent Skeleton 9 years ago
haha, freeze them and huck em right back, hoping to hit something important
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CharlotteSmeets 9 years ago
Thank you, it took me over a year to figure out his name.
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JanGrijs 9 years ago
First thought: finally a woman that knows how to communicate with men! Then I found out she actually thinks men would be offended... Poor girl..
MeganLemon 9 years ago
I swear I though this said "I'd s*it on his face" that would offend a man more than saying you'd sit on it.
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Silent Skeleton 9 years ago
maybe a free reality shower like you pin something saying "Oh this is cute i'll do this later" and someone just pats you on the back slowly saying "no. No hon, you won't."
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MollyCoates 9 years ago
I am 5' 4" and weigh 90 lb (aka skinny as heck) and I rub my legs together when I'm bored or annoyed.
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AnnaBrandigi 9 years ago
oh my god i'm in the middle of class and i just busted out laughing at this
NatalieBlenkhorn 9 years ago
Last time I petted a dog I didn't even ask, I pretty much ignored the owner! I need to work on my small talk.
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Gothilocks 9 years ago
I'd honestly be so flattered if somebody made macaroni art of my face, haha c':
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PandaBear 9 years ago
you (10%), a friend (10%), and four dogs(80%), SORRY!!
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MikiNyckel 9 years ago
This was effing hilarious, I don't know what you people are on (or not on and should be on). Go away.
BrentHoover 9 years ago
Why do they feel we need a reaction for each one? Like they need to show us they are funny.
AnneLynch 9 years ago
I think to remark to all, you have to be totally bored!! I think you get a panda sticker if you do. haha
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MikiNyckel 9 years ago
This was effing hilarious, I don't know what you people are on (or not on and should be on). Go away.
BrentHoover 9 years ago
Why do they feel we need a reaction for each one? Like they need to show us they are funny.
AnneLynch 9 years ago
I think to remark to all, you have to be totally bored!! I think you get a panda sticker if you do. haha
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