True for half of the Instagram "gurus" ????

The story of my life

If it was made in China, relax! It won't come back!!!

You don't know the password too...

Hahahha...this is so funny and wise at the same time! ????????????

This post too has parallel lines, they never meet :P

I know how you feel. If I tell you will you let me keep the ring ?

love it!

Me...all the time...everyday

I'm a German and find it hilarious

I'm using this on the next bad example I come across.

Love it!

Didn't see that coming!

Best!Wise-a*s joke!EVER!!!

You Excel at these jokes ????

:D yay

Me too!

Haha

Jew seriously? I am this Israeli how he does it.

"The Jetsons you f*****g racists

Say it out loud to understand

Smart and weird

...That’s just...

No pun intended Wow

Eughh

Best one yet?

HAHA

Nooooooooo that makes me sad

Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

LOL. I l'oeuf this

Funny, but not much of a two-liner, is it.

Too sad, I don't like it :(

Noooooooooooo

No too realistic

Baa-Dum-Tss

I have an epi-pen and I laughed. Not everything like this is necessarily bad or etc.

Nononononono whyyyyyyyyyyy would you do that

hellen keller walked into a bar.. and a table.. and a chair

or another tree

and the bad taste award goes to....

❓

love the movie referance ones

It took me a second but I got it.He forgot he had cancer LOL!!

realllllllllly?Wow!

Great!

That's hilarious.

What?

I donot get it.

not familiar with ithebergs

Ouch

I lol'd but....

no wonder it was hidden