Perfect relationship ❤️😂❤️

This! Why is this?!

Try to figure out what is less work: Keeping the house clean (or picking up before she gets home) or entertaining small kids in a hotel room for two days.

To be honest, chores like that are often unexpectedly fun, yes I'm sad 😂

whelp

Swap biccies for pork scratchings and I'm in

I've had a post it note on my wall to vacuum for two weeks...

My partner and I know far better than signing up for shįt like that.

🤣🤣🤣

Some marathons take late registration

My former BIL did this at our house before a big event. He decided to "help" by building a deck. It wasn't completed, of course. Infuriating.

As an introvert I will admit to planning things I want to do at the time, then changing my mind when the reality of going out or dealing with people hits. As long as it isn't affecting anyone else I'm cool with it. It's like window shopping for leaving the house. 😁

Wife asked once if I'd swing by Wally World when BIL and I went Xmas shopping. She wanted some yarn, which was the farthest physical point from the entrance. Friday after Thanksgiving, before "Black Friday" was a thing...she knew...and one day I WILL get her back.

Me, but with a second pack of Hobnobs or Jaffa cakes.

love at its finest🤣

My dad used to drag us to car lots, p**n (P A W N) shops, and gun shops (it was the 80's and he was a gun smith). Sometimes we'd have to go visit his friend the taxidermist. It was like being excruciatingly bored in a horror novel setting. A mulch trip would've probably been equally boring but preferable lol.

Sound logic.

I will wander outside still in my pj's and decide I need to pull that weed, next thing I know it is 2 hours later, I'm a sweaty mess and have a 5 foot pile of brush.

You mean it's dirty talk instead of trash talk? Hmm...

So long as you cut in, I HATE that.

Sex-ay

Maybe you shouldn't have been so rough with him. "Weekend away (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)"

Every week my wife and I clean the house together in the morning and then go out on our lunch date

No one should ever do that to their wife!

Been in a similar situation. Five minutes before time to leave you hear "I thought we would...". That struck more terror in my heart than "we need to talk".

Walkie talkies. Seriously. One for every room. I feel like we are a security company. But if it works ....

Some of those tiles are really cool though. I've seen them used as DIY headboards as well.

I always carry mine around in my car for weeks...unless they go to my mum or sister to go through first.

My wifes go to is, "can I borrow you for a second" it normally means I've got a good few hours of hard work in front of me.

Sports culture is a way of life 'round here that we do not subscribe to.

Hide it. Even my dog knows which tools to get excited over and which to run from when she sees me drag it out, lol.

Sleeping until next morning 😴

I remember having a 'cooked' breakfast most weekends when I was a kid, mostly porridge or semolina, occasionally pancakes or egg and bacon. Since moving out, I think I've only done it a few times in 10+ years, mostly french toast. I don't usually have the energy to cook breakfast even on weekends. Only thing that might be different to what I eat during the week is sometimes putting a couple of crumpets/waffles/muffins in the toaster (it costs about $7-9 for a pack of 4 gluten free ones, so can't waste them on everyday lol).

I would put the chores on slips of paper and we would take turns pulling them out. Then after, we'd go fo something fun.