Yes

I'm pretty sure that the coffee myth has been debunked. In 2015/2016, my wife's OB said it was okay to drink caffeine, but maybe not in excess. Alcohol and cigarettes are still a no-go.

Consider having been warned

Why does the alphabet have an order any way? The abc's is not a word, there is not a correct way to spell it.

Seconded.

THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER😂

What was the dog doing…

Lettuce pray for this couple.

@3 owls in a coat IS THIS YOU TELL ME THIS IS YOU PLSSS

Cousin It.

I love French Bulldogs. Unfortunately they're $4500. I can literally buy a Tiger for $1000 (USD). Blows my mind that a dog costs 4.5 tigers.

Alternatively: [insert that lion king scene i cant remember lmao]

Jerome K Jerome, Three men in a boat, reads the medical dictionary once and sees he has every ailment except Housemaid's Knee.

Water scooter.

Those were the days man

Same thing happened in the chilli asle

Ohhhh, thats evil yet brilliant

Imagine referring to a USB dongle by 'dingle' in a business presentation. Do I take the podium today, even though I stopped before 'berry'?

Crikey Janet.

Who's a wood boy!

Also when you don't want to hold the baby anymore and just drop it.

You should see them in the spring when they're let out for the first time of the year!

Meanwhile in a parallel universe: Can you imagine how awkward it would be if you went on your pet's phone and found the 1000s of pictures they have of you sleeping.

The doctor lied, I thought we established that last time this very tweet was part of another BP thread.

What is worse, walk ins? Or walk outs?

go go gadget stairway railing arm!

What is the result of opening Bored Panda?

"Hey, I'm Jesus. I love Mike"

Why put it there if you don’t want people to tick it? I hardly think a baby’s going to fill in the list

Bring it on!

Yup.... I may or may not have done a similar thing once....

Ngl, I might watch this.

Is it just me or are birthday calls the worst. Like srsly I'm trying to enjoy and then my great aunt who I've never seen in my life calls like nooo i wanna eat cakeeeee

... and they brought beer

Three wells in your backyard?

My name is Wingless Dragonfly and we have never met. Understood?

...a-and....a form....of childbirth...

Fair enough

Genius

When my dog barks, his bûtthole protrudes a little bit each time. As if he's barking out an ànal Morse code.

Yyyeeeeeppppp...

it's pretty good my dude, pretty good (short hair here)

What did the poor squid do?

we were