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While Twitter/ X has a bad reputation for bringing out the worst in some people, it’s not all negative. It can be a pretty funny space, too, if you know the right accounts to follow. And the funny ladies of Twitter never disappoint. They’re always ready to dish out hilariously candid thoughts and poke fun at the everyday struggles.

It’s time for Bored Panda’s newest collection of funniest tweets from women this week, who have a real knack for finding humor in the mundane. Their clever observations and witty takes on life are thoroughly relatable. These are businesswomen to stay-at-home moms, serving funny anecdotes that will have you chuckling and nodding in agreement. After all, being a woman is an adventure in itself, isn’t it?

So let’s dive into the funny tweets this week, where women share everything from navigating relationships and work to the chaos of modern living — all in 280-character gems.

For this article, we went one step further and compiled the funniest viral tweets written by female users over the course of several years that are still funny and relevant even today. Do you have any favorite funniest tweets from women this week that you laughed at particularly loudly? Share them with us in the comments. And if you are a Twitter user, share the funniest tweet you ever wrote!

#5

Tweet about a man who's looking for a 'real woman'

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Headless Roach
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Excuse me, it's 2 Owls, An Ambitious Chicken and A Headless Roach, we settled it a while back. See: https://www.boredpanda.com/skamtebord-reddit/?comment_id=13023166

Hannah Finley
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where is 3 owls in a coat, I will be tickled to death fi they comment on this

Stardust she/her
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m sure that fellow panda three owls in a coat struggles with this issue

Teddybearnotsomean
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream I know you, that look in your eyes is so familiar a gleam And I know it's true that visions are seldom all they seem But if I know you, I know what you'll do You'll love me at once, the way you did once upon a dream

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Emily V
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Finally! Another set of nocturnal animals in a coat! I am 10 possums in a raincoat

Gypsy Lee
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From what I'm reading on this thread it seems an alarming number of men don't know what real women actually are. 🤔 -Edit: You know, like the ones that will contact me to call us B****es. Well thought-out response Archetype Dude. Very original. Kind of proves the point, eh.

Penny Hernandez
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If a man had ever said that to me I would have seriously considered punching him in the solar plexus.

Falcon on Dizzy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

jokes on you, im looking for anyone. I won't judge...most of the time

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Are Women Funnier Than Men?

It’s a question as old as time. There’s a stereotype rooted in history that women are less funny than men. This stereotype not only undermines the comedic talents of women but also limits the diversity of perspectives in the comedy landscape.

Women have faced challenges breaking into male-dominated fields, including comedy. However, many talented women have challenged and shattered these stereotypes, proving that humor knows no gender.

We believe there’s a funny bone in every person (pun intended). So if you have a comedic genius, let it shine, irrespective of the stereotypes.

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#7

Tweet about 2 year old child waking up

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Christopher Trott
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once when was 4 when I woke up and started crying, my mother asked if I had a bad dream and I said no, I woke up. Sometimes I still feel like crying when I wake up.

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Which are Some of the Funniest Female Twitter Accounts To Follow?

These are some seriously sassy women whose tweets regularly feature on the list of funniest tweets of the week.

  • @chrissyteigen: Chrissy Teigen’s Twitter is a mix of candid thoughts, humor, and a whole lot of sarcasm.
  • @TheEllenShow: Ellen DeGeneres’ Twitter account shares funny moments, show highlights, and occasional behind-the-scenes humor.
  • @mindykaling: Mindy is always up for dishing out sassy comebacks.
  • @OhNoSheTwitnt: This account blends humor and satire with everyday life and offers a hilarious perspective on current events.
  • @AkilahObviously: Comedian and writer Akilah Hughes deserves a lot more followers for her funny viral tweets.
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#11

Tweet about crossing legs when sneeze

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Amy Adams
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And when we cough, stand up, sit down, dance, trip, laugh, jump on trampolines, walk, run, exercise, get frightened, live, breathe........

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#12

Tweet about how men write characters

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Nathaniel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Her breasts were the size of watermelons, and were perky and all natural despite her small frame.

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#15

Tweet about difference between dog and cat

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Grudge-holding Treefrog
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She was hiding under a trailer, I saw him on the side of the road, I chased him up a hill and pulled him out of the brambles. (All true cat rescue stories)

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How Do I Create Viral Tweets?

There’s no perfect formula for creating funny tweets of the week. It all comes down to engaging with your audience and being a part of the community. Audiences appreciate wit and humor. So, write funny and relatable content, which will likely be shared more. Also, memes and jokes can be powerful if they align with your brand.

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If you want to join the ranks of these funny women on Twitter, then make sure to stay up to date on trending topics, memes, and hashtags. Join conversations around popular events or discussions, and bring your humor to capture attention.

Telling a funny story is also another way of getting more followers. People often relate to and share stories. So, craft tweets that tell humorous anecdotes or give a witty take on everyday experiences.

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#33

Tweet about blanket

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Poppy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If someone could invent this for me, my little sweaty legs will be grateful. Being menopausal but also neurodivergent sucks monkey butts at times.

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#37

Tweet about dogs behaviour

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Amy Adams
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And knowing that when my dog play sneezes while playing with me means that he's happy and having a good time 😭😭

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#49

Tweet about children's book on crypto

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Panda Boi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well a SBF ia actually a FTX but without the UPW. Top it off with a TQQ and you get a low-end URSO, but that get's us in LJ territory, so that may indeed be a little harder to grasp.

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#56

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CallaghanLive
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those who don't understand, this is based off the book 'The Picture Of Dorian Grey' where a narcissistic young man has a photo painted of himself, and then the picture becomes ugly and he freaks out because Old Book Drama

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#63

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xolitaire
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like to do this, just to mess with the person who posted the image. I want them to question everything. "Why did they like this ancient picture? Do I know them? Have we met? Is it a STALKER?!"

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#68

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Christopher Trott
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a bagger reach around the belt to find just the right items for each bag even though I had already sorted everything hoping they would go into bags in that order. She did a MUCH better job than me and I still think about her 5 years later.

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#80

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Cassi Lyris
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, at least it got the child thinking. I almost died from meningitis and pneumonia at 5 and it made me a pretty broody and morbid tween. Maybe I would've had more friends of the other kids contemplated this.

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#86

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GenXandEarnedItAll
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have you ever tried to get a child dressed that doesn't want to wear clothes? Don't even worry about what the temperature is outside. It's not a battle worth winning!

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#92

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Cassi Lyris
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Make a list of similar but different bs. Tell each different thing to all the loose lips you know. When it makes its way back to you you'll know who's got the biggest mouth.

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Adam Zad
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK... Who's the joker that punched a hole in my lower lip when I wasn't looking?

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#96

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Izzy Curer
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first person was a teenage girl. Then, a man stole the idea (he'd promised to pay her), and ran a horrible ad campaign for the product, called Odorono. The ads were so sexist that he lost popularity and all of his female friends in the process. Also, it wasn't quite like the deodorants we have today. It blocked up the pores in your armpits so that the sweat physically couldn't come out, and you had to put it on before you went to bed so it could set overnight. The Dollop podcast did an episode about it.

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Steve Robert
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But the kids have all the fun while the adults are arguing about politics, religion, and when are we going to get flying cars

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#100

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Emma Kilcup
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why does this have Funniest Tweets By Women in the title?! And the others don't?!

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#105

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Cassi Lyris
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I regularly get text requests from my kids' friends for pictures of my animals. I happily oblige. They have come over to meet them. No complaints yet. XD

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#107

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God Chasers Something pursued
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Use defrost on heat the car will run the compressor to remove any moisture automatically (most cars at least)

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#108

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Margaret H
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd prefer Frightful February, where you stand in a corner and scream every day with frustration

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#112

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Steve Robert
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hear they have a Dominatrix Barbie. Comes with whip, boots, and a strap-on. Sub Ken not included,. Clamps are extra.

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#116

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Jo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No but literally my sister can do this... We were at cheesecake factory, she came late, asked me what the wanted for dinner then dessert. I was right both times. The power is real.

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#118

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Wondering Alice
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Half hour ago, I accepted my first ever WhatsApp video call. It was from my nephew, one of the only two people on the planet I can not decline and the other is my other nephew. So with dread I answered, to hear the worst 'there you go grandma, I told you she would answer' and so I had to video chat with my mum. Boooooo (I call most days, I just hate the video thing)

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#120

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Serena
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Literally happened to me last time I saw my gf. We were cuddling watching a movie and then I jumped up and was like I need to get my phone so we can plan our next hang out 😂 she was startled lol

#122

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Apatheist Account2
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1986, during a quiet moment, one of my staff (of Spanish heritage) just said "I did a bad ting". Turns out he'd deleted everything off our job folder. This was a mainframe where restoration involved a 2 day wait for the offsite tape backup.

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#125

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Cassi Lyris
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most bros at the gym are happy to help the new guys.

#130

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Adam L
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For me it's Skyrim. When I step into the final room in a crypt and a Dragon Priest rises and a bunch of draugur start waking up all around me and I have bare minimum equipment because I'm training my mage classes in order to level up, and bare minimum means some of the random Nordic equipment I picked up to sell when I get to town. Bring it on motherf****rs....

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#132

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Amy Adams
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd highlight any part of Revelation just to f**k with them.

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#134

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Cassi Lyris
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate Velveeta to processed cheese flavored product, but the Velveeta intern about to be told to go home is absolutely correct.

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#136

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CallaghanLive
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

whenever my dad calls me and starts the conversation with "Michael, can I ask you a question?" I know I'm in deep trouble.

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#137

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Karyn Stouffer
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There should be a kid's book. "Everybody has it," which explains that we are all human, with the same ability to have/grow the same hair, wherever it might grow.

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#141

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#149

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