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“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) "Excuse me, what year is this?" When the person tells you, respond "It works! My machine really works!!"

Andrey Grushnikov Report

Final score:

179points

Daniel Yamada

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Key Martin 2 years ago

Don't forget the fist pump and the "Yessss!!!"

63points

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) I've always wanted to run up to a complete stranger in hysterics and yell, "Whatever you do, DO NOT look at their eyes!" and run away. I don't know who the "their" is referring to, and neither does the stranger. I just wanna cause unnecessary stress because I'm a menace.

Noel Aph Report

Final score:

156points

Eli

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Nykky 1 year ago

Joke's on you, I never look people in the eyes anyways!

4points

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Sit on a park bench and wait for people to sit with you. "It's done. Do you have the money?" - Not original from me; saw it either on YT, Pinterest, or BP.

Guilherme Garcia Report

Final score:

155points

Hey!

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XenoMurph 2 years ago

Print this page out, put it in an envelope marked "Top Secret" and sit down on a park bench. Slide the envelope towards a stranger. Nod politely, then walk away.

74points

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Sometimes I imagine myself asking a stranger, "Hey, whatever song you have in your head right now, sing it out loud!"
And then they break into the whole song and dance, musical style haha.

Never actually dared to, though.

Anna Pou Report

Final score:

122points

rararando

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Rylee Evergreen🦋 2 years ago

If someone ever comes up to me and asks that, I will be sure to break out into song and dance theatre-style, just in case it's you ;D

65points

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Do you like pet chickens?

I normally ask this and they are confused and then say they like to eat chicken, but I say back "Do you like living, walking, breathing chickens?" And then they get creeped out.

Finn Mund Report

Final score:

118points

Chickens are fluffy

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just another teen 2 years ago

who the heck is downvoting these?

31points

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) I know this is old, but I’ve always loved the idea of asking a stranger who says anything to me, “Can you see me?” in a panicky voice and run away.

Majo Pestaña Report

Final score:

118points

Denise Cwiek

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nerdy_panda 1 year ago (edited)

i would play along. "SEE WHO? WHOS TALKING?"

43points

Aerial (Any pronouns/Canadian/Jewish)

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Look at the person, gasp dramatically, and run away.

krakenimages Report

Final score:

110points

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Deutschland Mädchen 2 years ago

Bonus: shout 'it's YOU!' and point at them before running

67points

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Have you seen my sanity? i LeFt It InSiDe An OrAnGe.

Noah Buscher Report

Final score:

94points

Catto

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Sarah Monk 2 years ago

I keep mine in a banana

3points

#10

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Did you remember to hide the body?

ArtHouse Studio Report

Final score:

93points

theoneandonlynoira

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Headless Roach 2 years ago

If someone asked me this, I'd reply "Don't worry, I did" and watch them freak out

65points

#11

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) On a scale of 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? (Mine's green)

Magda Ehlers Report

Final score:

88points

Catto

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kitteh floof lover 2 years ago

mines polka dotted plaid

45points

#12

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Run up to somebody, yell, "Do you see them?!? You don't? oh... oh! that means they're GONE! GONE, I TELL YOU!!!!" Then run away.

You can also yell, "Marco!" at a group of strangers at the store.

Derek Thomson Report

Final score:

84points

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Jynxiecat 2 years ago (edited)

My family yells "Marco" at the store all the time when we split up/get separated. I have heard other people do it a couple of times too. I always tell "Polo!" back. This is even funnier if they are a couple of aisles over and it goes on for a couple of rounds.

54points

#13

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Are you a whale person or a chicken person?

Pixabay Report

Final score:

75points

Marek Čtrnáct

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Ozacoter 2 years ago (edited)

Tuna person

26points

#14

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) I think that telling a stranger "don't be scared" with a calm voice and walking away will completely shatter their mind.

Sound On Report

Final score:

71points

Žužuch

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teddybearnotsomean 1 year ago

And then when they ask you questions, just smile at them and give them uncanny valley syndrome.

24points

#15

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) This happened to my friend when she told a girl she liked her shirt, the girl replied: "I like your face". Lol, we never let my friend forget that day.

Angello Pro Report

Final score:

70points

Sara Matta

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Sara Matta (Submission author) 2 years ago

Oops I'm sorry I just realized it wasn't a question that was asked sorry

44points

#16

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) *Hug them and say* "Whatever you do, when I let go, RUN! They are here for you!"

cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

67points

Sydnie Laney

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Awesome Panda 2 years ago

Same

13points

#17

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Assuming you're outside, ask if they know where the waiting room is. Or the front desk. 'Do you work here?' - is a good one as well.

William Fortunato Report

Final score:

62points

Matt C

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Call my whatever. 1 year ago

Dang this is a good one......

4points

#18

*yell in their face* DID YOU KNOW THAT CHICKENS ARE MADE OUT OF CHICKEN?

Final score:

62points

Shadow the Eevee

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Elizabeth VanDyke 2 years ago

This one is very funny!

14points

#19

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) If soap smells good but tastes bad, does that mean poop smells bad, BUT TASTES GOOD?! Asking for a friend.

Pixabay Report

Final score:

61points

Fadhuwa Hussain

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Joy 2 years ago

Well it did once I suppose...

35points

Ranger Kanootsen says GOODBYE!

#20

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Once I asked a stranger what my own phone number was. No idea why.

Wesley Hilario Report

Final score:

60points

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Not Bored 2 years ago

867 5309

49points

#21

What are you doing here? Gasp and run away.

Nathanael aka the American one

Final score:

54points

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Linda Lee 1 year ago

"What are you doing here?! Don't let the Lieutenant see you or were all get it." Walk away quickly, look back over your should once or twice.

19points

#22

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Jog up to a person you know the name of and say: "XXX, do you still want the 14,275,208 live ants that you ordered? You said you needed to make ketchup for your restaurant" while holding a bag.

Andre Moura Report

Final score:

52points

Javier loh

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EeveeExpertShadow 2 years ago

LOL

10points

#23

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Hey there... Hi there... I'm Lost. Have you seen me wandering around here before?
With a piece of tape or a name tag sticker on the front of my shirt that says:
"If Found, PLEASE CALL (insert random friend/family member phone number) and report Missing IMMEDIATELY!" 😜

NOHK Report

Final score:

50points

Crystal Baker

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David Spencer 1 year ago

Better yet, dress up in an asylum outfit and instead have a number on the nametag

21points

#24

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Did you do it/did you hide it?

SHVETS production Report

Final score:

47points

Autistic apricot

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Sarah Monk 2 years ago

No I got Bert and Ernie to do it

19points

#25

What's the date? NO! WHAT YEAR IS IT????

Final score:

47points

A James

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*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago (edited)

Ngl. I've done this before. (To my sister)

10points

#26

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) "Could you be a witness to my wedding?"

-Max Fosh.

Pavel Danilyuk Report

Final score:

45points

Harrison Ashurst

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*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

Honestly I would say yes if someone asked me.

33points

#27

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Can I have a moment of your time to talk about our lord and savior etc. (I’m an atheist 😑)

Jon Tyson Report

Final score:

44points

Alias-the-shade

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oddly_informed_raven 2 years ago

Do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior, Long Furby?

34points

#28

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Is there a phone booth around here? SoMebODy's In tRoUblE!

Ericson Fernandes Report

Final score:

44points

Little Lion

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Daniel Yamada 2 years ago

There are still some places in the USA where public pay phones are available.

12points

#29

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Can I borrow some cash/your card? Not only is that weird, it's f****d up.

Pixabay Report

Final score:

43points

Kurtis Cobainus

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just another teen 2 years ago

who the heck is downvoting these?

6points

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#30

Be sure that you knock on the fridge door before opening- the salad might be dressing! :)

Final score:

16points

2024

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#31

You: Have you seen emma?
Stranger: No
Y: Do you know who she is?
S: No
Y: How are you supposed to know where she is if you dont know who she is?
S: ...

Final score:

16points

Onion Cutting Ninja

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Onion Cutting Ninja (Submission author) 2 years ago

I actually have done this on more than one occasion

6points

#32

"I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Final score:

16points

Jumping Jellyfishes

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K.H.M. 2 years ago

Yes this is a good one!!

2points

#33

Do you have games on your phone?

Final score:

15points

goodguybrad

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Jynxiecat 2 years ago

My niece asked me this (she is almost 4) and when I told her no, she informed me "that's ok. Give me your phone and I can download them"

11points

#34

I already know it's hilarious. I just don't know why I do it. I walk up to a handsome young man and say, "Hey you're absolutely adorable. Would you like to come home with me and be my pool boy?" Best answer was, 'Not this time; maybe next time!'

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

Final score:

15points

Emery Walters

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#35

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Apparently, I once walked up to a total stranger at the mall and asked, ‘Are you Santa Claus?’ That’s a pretty weird one.

Andrea Piacquadio Report

Final score:

14points

Lorna Lay

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J.B. 2 years ago

"Apparently?" As in you don't remember?

8points

#36

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Find the most disturbing fact you know, walk up to them, tell them the creepy fact, smile, and walk away.

cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

14points

'Aine LaRaia

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Zoe MacLaren 2 years ago

Me: bunnies can scream, but don't unless they feel like they're gonna die. (Smiles weirdly and shuffles away backwards while still smiling creepily)

16points

#37

My brother's favorite thing was to walk up to a stranger and greet them as if they were a long-lost friend; leave them standing there very confused and wondering who that was and how did they know him.

Final score:

14points

Elizabeth VanDyke

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Via Hawk 2 years ago

Oooo I’ve actually done that before…. I actually ended up meeting one of my closest friends that way lol

7points

#38

Hey, were you sold a soul in 7th grade for 25 bucks? No? Ok bye.

Final score:

14points

HELLUVA SEAGULL

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Sanchi 1 year ago

Heeey… is this that “has sold soul for corn chip” panda or something like thats

2points

#39

“What Do You Think Would Be The Funniest Thing To Ask A Stranger?” (30 Answers By Our Community) Do you want some Pringles? They're radioactive! (Assuming you already have them).

Arnold Antoo Report

Final score:

13points

Techno Dragon

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Phil Green 2 years ago

*They're... they are.... ;-)

2points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#40

I've always wanted the right opportunity to walk up to a group of Three or more women (preferably at a social gathering) and say, "You two look amazing" and just walk away.....

Final score:

13points

Etch-A-Sketch

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Lizzy Abbey (she/they) 2 years ago

thats.............rude............but funny

11points

#41

Whenever I get the dreaded "Suspected Spam" caller.. Answer breathlessly and say, "It's Done, but there's Soooooo much blood!!" Then hang up.

Final score:

13points

Whitefox

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Heather Talma 2 years ago

Too bad they're usually recordings so no one will actually hear that.

7points

#42

Especially effective if you're the hypermasculine type:
"Is this lipstick too pink for me?"

Final score:

12points

Theoretical Empiricist

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#43

Pull this

Final score:

11points

I love it here

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#44

Want to buy a furby?

Final score:

11points

Rayisnotokay

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Rayisgay (Submission author) 2 years ago

They better buy it lmao

4points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#45

Once had a homeless man ask me for my phone number, and then a quarter so he could “call me sometime”

Final score:

11points

Cammy Cat

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Dani Pret 2 years ago

So cool!

5points

#46

Pardon me, I have nothing to say.
-George Carlin

Final score:

11points

Mobey Drunk

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#47

Did you find the man I was talking about? I never received a call back, but maybe my umbrella is broken again.

Final score:

10points

Grian

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Audacious_1 2 years ago

That is so awesome and random 😂

2points

#48

Walking up to religious extremists and saying "Are you having the same problem of finding decent sacrificial virgins these days? And don't talk about getting rid of severed goat heads!"

Final score:

10points

Solidhog

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#49

Pardon me, do you have any plain yellow mustard?

Final score:

10points

vglw

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Just a ray of f'ing sunshine 1 year ago

I wonder how many people will get this one! Haahaa

2points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#50

Do you know who shot J.R.?

Final score:

9points

Jynxiecat

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Hey! 2 years ago

Even the ones like me that didn't watch the show wanted to know who had shot J.R.

3points

#51

Just go up to them, point to the sky and ask them, "Did you know the sky is blue?"

Final score:

9points

#GoofyDorkyMe

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#52

When I see classmates from my old school I go up to them and say hello and then ask them if their name is whatever their name is. They all look at me like I'm crazy and after a few seconds of that they remember me. I think it's pretty funny

Final score:

8points

Boreddd(she/her)

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LandAhoy 1 year ago

You must be someone that's changed appearance a lot since school.

1point

#53

When using a public toilet and you fart audibly , say “can you believe what that b******e said to me?”

Final score:

8points

Vanessa Wanner

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C Lawson 1 year ago

It was talking cr@p behind my back!

3points

#54

Woof, arf grrr arf bark?

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!

Final score:

7points

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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

Yes, you are a good boy! You aaaare!

2points

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Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

#55

A friend and i were at Home Depot. And he asked where the blue jeans were

Final score:

7points

Maisey Myles

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#56

"Oh my god, it's you! Do you remember me?"

Final score:

6points

Ravenclaw Banana

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#57

Ya like jazz?

Final score:

6points

The Artistic Cell

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Some Tiger Bass 1 year ago

You ever drink Baileys from a shoe?

3points

#58

Giv them a hug and run

Final score:

5points

Animal lover xoxo

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Ondrej Hrabanek 2 years ago (edited)

If someone did this to me, I would hug them back

3points

#59

Hey buddy, can ya pull my finger?

Final score:

5points

NotAlyx69

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#60

Hold up your finger and ask "Does this smell right to you?

Final score:

5points

Paulsible deniability

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lisa m 2 years ago

I used to randomly say to a group "somebody smells so good" pause for a second and then with a big smile smell my wrist or something and say "oh wait..that's me"

4points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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Guy Divorced 3 Years Ago Drops Off 3 Y.O. With His Ex-Wife Completely Out Of The Blue

#61

you have the body.... right?

Final score:

5points

Hyunjinswife143% real

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#62

Wil'ya lemme go ahead jackass?

The Panda That Laughs All Day

Final score:

4points

POST

Kate Johnson 1 year ago

This doesn't seem funny at all, and while most people would just go away all grumpy, a very small percentage will straight up shoot you. I'm all for making people laugh, but this is just... not funny.

3points

#63

Did you know there are normally 5 levels of separation, so technically you, me & 3 other random people kinda know each other….

Final score:

4points

Willy

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#64

Pillow fight?

Final score:

4points

Ally R

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Onie Ward 2 years ago

https://youtu.be/yE0AmkcW1S8

0points

#65

"Where'd you get that wig, Woolworths?"

Final score:

2points

shado

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Dani Pret 2 years ago

Not in South Africa!

1point

Idk I just wanna make people happy at least for a couple seconds while reading my posts

Idk I just wanna make people happy at least for a couple seconds while reading my posts

Hey there, Pandas! My name is Diana (though some prefer to refer to me as Diane, Deanna, and even Liana sometimes), and I am a Community Post Moderator Lead for Bored Panda. As my position title states, I am one of the people (employed Pandas for bamboo) over here who work with the community side of things on this website to ensure all is well, and while at that, I also help various creators and artists get recognition for the incredible work they do by connecting them to a large worldwide audience. Other than that, outside of work, you can find me brewing a nice cup of coffee, making a pizza from scratch, or baking brownies. I also love traveling, concerts, and cats (heavy on that, because I am a cat mom).

Hello Pandas! My name is Ieva, though it's often mistaken for the word 'Leva,' and in Lithuanian, it means 'loser' (insert the pain emoji). While I don't take offense if you accidentally call me a loser, I thought I'd share something interesting with you, which I also do professionally at work.Anywayyy, my favorite part here is introducing you to creative people who deserve just as much recognition as famous celebrities. Besides that, I also enjoy memes and funny, lighthearted posts, and occasionally, I find myself drawn to a bit of internet drama.

What do you think ?

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David Spencer 1 year ago

Say something to a random person that sounds like a code. Ex: "The food is sweet in Argentina" and then whatever they say back, act like that is the correct response and say something like "It dropped in Ottawa"

15points

I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦 1 year ago

I love these but I am not very social so this might be hard to do…

14points

Nykky 1 year ago

If you live in a bigger area, just go to a place you don't normally visit and do this. You'll be exponentially less likely to see that person again

4points

Linda Lee 1 year ago

A line of people cued up for whatever. Stand next to someone, look straight ahead and whisper, "It's happening on Thursday. Be ready".

13points

Dave waits 1 year ago

When it says, number hidden, I pickup the phone and say" the job is done but there is blood everywhere ". Then hang up.

2points

Elizabeth VanDyke 1 year ago

From this moment on, I'm going to do this every single time that I get one of these calls.

0points

Auntriarch 1 year ago

I'm stealing this

0points

ILoveMySon 1 year ago

This is PERFECT!

0points

Austyn Nelson 1 year ago

While waiting in line at a store, after putting my stuff on the conveyor belt, I'll pick up the divider and tell the person behind me, "I'm bored. You wanna sword fight?"

2points

Joss 1 year ago

F**k yeah I wanna sword fight! We'd probably get in trouble though :(

1point

Fishbear 1 year ago

Idk, a lot of these just make fun of people with mental health issues or put the strangers who have them at risk. Also, for the ones where you touch someone, if a stranger tried to touch me they'd be on the ground purely out of reflex

1point

Kevin Kaiser 1 year ago

Some of these have to do with making people feel anxious or acting “crazy.” For people with anxiety disorder or who are on the schizo spectrum, these would be horrible encounters. Not funny.

1point

Bob La Capra 1 year ago

Learn to say a few sentences in a foreign language, pick one unlikely to be spoken in your town. Walk up to a stranger, earnestly say those few sentences, nod, and walk away.

1point

Austyn Nelson 1 year ago

Whenever I'm around people and they're speaking Spanish, I'll say (phonetic spelling) "watashiwa spain-go-ga wakarimasim." ("I don't understand Spanish" in Japanese)

2points

Izzy Curer 1 year ago (edited)

Once, while I was standing in line at a Mcdonalds in Philly at 6 am, a man came out of the bathroom, completely soaked in water from head to toe, walked right up to me and started asking me 'if I was her'. When I said I think he was confusing me for someone else, he became adament that I was 'her', and he began to panic and get loud until the cashier at the register told him to leave. Bonus points: he started all this so low and mumbly that I couldn't understand exactly what he was saying, so what I had done initially was just smile and nod at this guy while I slowly backed away. So, it turned out I had accidentally said 'yes' to his "are you the one I'm looking for" question, and then when I started saying I wasn't her, it really freaked him out. I'll never forget that guy.

1point

Giles McArdell 1 year ago

These are all good but, if you want to really top it off, while talking to someone, don't look at their face, instead stare really intently at a fixed point behind them over one of their shoulders.

1point

Angie Falzarano 1 year ago

Then nod

0points

Panda-Moan-I-Ummm.... 1 year ago

Do you have time?? I will talk with you

0points

T5n 1 year ago

I’d personally act out Monty Python’s “nudge nudge wink wink” sketch

0points

David A Paterson 1 year ago (edited)

The strangest thing I've been asked by a stranger was when a man leaned out of a cab window and shouted "e-nopl?" at me. It was 30 years ago but I still remember it like it was yesterday.

0points

Kk Boots 1 year ago

You could also walk up to someone and just scream in nonsense then walk away

0points

Kat Kelly 1 year ago

Sit outside of a hospital. "I'm not going to remember this in 10 minutes because I'm going in for surgery I may not survive. But I had to tell you. You are amazing, and good, and kind. I'm also your real [parent]. I'm glad we met."

0points

Artie B 1 year ago (edited)

I think it would be hilarious to tell a random (and dogless) person "hey I love your dog" and see what happens.

0points

Cyndielouwhoo 1 year ago

Wanted to do something fun for a friend's birthday in college, so as I was waiting for my bus I asked some random people waiting with me there to sign her card...they got a kick out of it and she loved it!

0points

Lemon Beans 1 year ago

Go to someone and say "we've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"

0points

Barong 1 year ago

In and elevator: "Have you come to accept me as your lord and personal savior?"

0points

Colin Brackenridge 1 year ago

"Do you work at (name of local power company)?" If they say yes you reply "That explains the glow around you". If they say no then "Oh, that glow around you must be from something else then".

0points

Lady of the Mountains 2 years ago

My brother asked me what cannon size I was

0points

Toolkit 2 years ago

Most of em were funny

0points

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David Spencer 1 year ago

15points

I stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦 1 year ago

I love these but I am not very social so this might be hard to do…

14points

Nykky 1 year ago

If you live in a bigger area, just go to a place you don't normally visit and do this. You'll be exponentially less likely to see that person again

4points

Linda Lee 1 year ago

A line of people cued up for whatever. Stand next to someone, look straight ahead and whisper, "It's happening on Thursday. Be ready".

13points

Dave waits 1 year ago

When it says, number hidden, I pickup the phone and say" the job is done but there is blood everywhere ". Then hang up.

2points

Elizabeth VanDyke 1 year ago

From this moment on, I'm going to do this every single time that I get one of these calls.

0points

Auntriarch 1 year ago

I'm stealing this

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ILoveMySon 1 year ago

This is PERFECT!

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Austyn Nelson 1 year ago

While waiting in line at a store, after putting my stuff on the conveyor belt, I'll pick up the divider and tell the person behind me, "I'm bored. You wanna sword fight?"

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Joss 1 year ago

F**k yeah I wanna sword fight! We'd probably get in trouble though :(

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Fishbear 1 year ago

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Kevin Kaiser 1 year ago

Some of these have to do with making people feel anxious or acting “crazy.” For people with anxiety disorder or who are on the schizo spectrum, these would be horrible encounters. Not funny.

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Bob La Capra 1 year ago

Learn to say a few sentences in a foreign language, pick one unlikely to be spoken in your town. Walk up to a stranger, earnestly say those few sentences, nod, and walk away.

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Austyn Nelson 1 year ago

Whenever I'm around people and they're speaking Spanish, I'll say (phonetic spelling) "watashiwa spain-go-ga wakarimasim." ("I don't understand Spanish" in Japanese)

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Izzy Curer 1 year ago (edited)

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Giles McArdell 1 year ago

These are all good but, if you want to really top it off, while talking to someone, don't look at their face, instead stare really intently at a fixed point behind them over one of their shoulders.

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Angie Falzarano 1 year ago

Then nod

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