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Mimi La Souris 1 year ago

it’s funny, this story makes me laugh because it happens to a man and because he seems to laugh at it, but I would have felt bad if it had happened to me.

13points

Lexekon 1 year ago

No phrasing in the story defines the gender of the OP. The subtext implies the artist was looking for shock value, so ask yourself which would be MORE shocking, a man drawn with a flattering physical detail, or a woman with an unexpected and massive add-on?

9points

Nadine Debard 1 year ago

The first part happened to me, but the girl never showed me her work. Now I'm just thinking she could have drawn me this way... Oh gosh...

6points

Sue User 1 year ago

Nowhere in the post does it say what gender OP is . This makes a difference in the story. ( Yes i could go the original story and it may be there ).

5points

Evan not Hansen 1 year ago

I looked at the original story on reddit and then at that person's account and couldn't find anything indicating gender, though from phrasing they used I'm leaning a bit more towards them being a guy. It would be funny if it were a woman though.

0points

hitex 1 year ago

He needs to offer to sell those - he's losing on making a killing ... I'd totally buy it off him

4points

tom 1 year ago

he probably had the sketch already drawn and was just adding what he imagined to be your "old fella"

4points

Phil Green 1 year ago

I burst out laughing at this one! Awesome! I've seen some interesting things on the Underground.

1point

Steph 1 year ago

Uh, makes me wonder how many people have dirty fantasies, who don’t put it down on a sketchbook… I will avoid public transportation the next couple of days… 😂

1point

Ben Berkowitz 11 months ago

i hate it

0points

3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat 1 year ago

How ever you think this is going to end, your wrong.

0points

A Happy Doggo 1 year ago

The last part is gross but I draw strangers all the time I just love drawing people with unique facial features

0points

Stannous Flouride 1 year ago

CONTEST:Do you think OP is a woman or a man or non-binary? Each gives a completely different image in my mind. (No checking Reddit before you answer)

0points

Dekker451 1 year ago

Yes, that certainly counts as bizarre.

0points

Jennifer 1 year ago

This is the greatest story ever told.

0points

the_avenging_knight (her/she) 1 year ago

WTF

0points

Debrina Blackmoon 1 year ago

OK, then.

0points

Nice Beast Ludo 1 year ago

WTF LOL

0points

Samsquatch & Monko 1 year ago

WHAT

0points

Hokuloa 1 year ago

So, was it any good?

0points

Tiddlez 1 year ago

That ending legit had me take massive shock damage

0points

Beach Bum 1 year ago

HELP LMFAO

0points

AliJanx 1 year ago

Well...that took a different direction...

0points

glowworm2 1 year ago

I guess somebody was bored.

0points

H G 1 year ago

Whaaaaat..... 🤣

0points

Fat Harry 1 year ago

This is brilliant.

0points

Katie Lutesinger 1 year ago

I sat still for too long at a cartoonist's convention and one of the guests who was hanging around drew a funny caricature of me. I've still got it somewhere.

0points

Not-a-Clue (she/her) 1 year ago

That's hilarious 😂

0points

Lyone Fein 1 year ago

You should have been paid for that modeling job.

0points

Gimme that Cash 1 year ago

No waying...

-2points

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted Down in England for a friend's wedding, all the big hotels were super expensive so I booked into a b&b. From around dawn, I could hear a quiet voice outside cycling repeatedly through every swear word in the dictionary. I spent the next few hours in and out of sleep trying to make sense of it, when I got packed up and ready to leave I noticed an apiary. Inside was a parrot who looked me straight in the eye and said 'you f*****g bastard'. Mystery solved!

newdawn79 , Serhat Aktepe Report

Final score:

198points

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Hey! 1 year ago

I love those birds! My very proper great aunt had 2 talking birds and they always swore, which made my mother blush and my father laugh - it was his aunt and he was used to the birds.

53points

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted Me and the Mrs just left the Guinness Factory in Dublin and then a baguette just fell out the sky, landed right in front of us… a baguette 🥖

ObscureRyan , Alina Skazka Report

Final score:

152points

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Seth 1 year ago

Sounds like the handiwork of an overconfident seagull.

85points

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted I saw a pelican scoop up a chihuahua in Australia and swallow it. The lead was handing out of it's mouth, whilst a little old , very Australian lady tried to beat it with her purse.

It was very surreal.

hypnoticwinter , Michael Coghlan Report

Final score:

145points

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ILOVEBAMBOO 1 year ago (edited)

That poor chihuahua! :(

82points

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted I legit slipped on banana peel.

When my kid was around 1yo, we went to my parents house. My wife and mom were giving him banana. Peel was on table and he was waving his arms when he saw me and somehow he threw banana peel on ground from table. I didn't saw it. I was walking past the table to get into kitchen and slipped on the peel. I fell down exactly how it happens in cartoons.

Rasty_lv , corrine brown Report

Final score:

131points

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Mashmelo 1 year ago

I wish I witnessed that. I’m sure your wife had a very good day

31points

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted Was in Asda doing some shopping when some lad dressed as a clown zooms past riding one of them tiny little motorbikes, being chased by about 10 members of staff. He tries to go around a corner and down an aisle but because he’s absolutely caning it, he skids and crashes into a shelf. Then he gets up and runs out, leaving the bike behind. What was nearly as surreal was that most of the other shoppers didn’t even seem to notice or care what had happened, people were just stepping through the wreckage casually taking items off the shelf.

Another time I was on a pub crawl, about 7 or 8 pubs in we get to a really rough pub. Bloke comes in wearing a pirate hat with a parrot on his shoulder and orders a drink as the parrot repeatedly shouts ‘c**t’. Nobody says anything. Must be a regular because nobody even batted an eyelid. Bought my drink, went into the beer garden, spot my mates at a table and there’s a Shetland pony stood next to them.

TheCatOfTomorrow , Ian Muir Report

Final score:

127points

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SarahAnne 1 year ago

I want to go to a pub crawl where this guy is. Any time a pony is just hanging out, it has to be a good time.

44points

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted I think it was during lockdown, I was feeling rather glum about the whole thing, when suddenly some bloke on a bicycle with about 20 mirrors on it rode past my window with the theme tune from Airwolf cranking out of a speaker and I just died laughing.

He came past every day after that, then just as quickly as he appeared, when lockdown ended I never saw him again.

Snout_Fever , Norbert Braun Report

Final score:

114points

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Hey! 1 year ago

Maybe he wanted to comfort people.

46points

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted Cycling along last week, I saw a vicar park his car, get out and trip over the kerb, falling flat onto his face into the grass verge. He didn't put his arms out, or even register that he was falling, just smoothly transition himself from vertical to horizontal in a perfect arc. It was hilarious.

GL510EX , Pixabay Report

Final score:

112points

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Libstak 1 year ago

Face plant, expert level

26points

Adventurous_Train_48 , Terry Bone Report

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted Said it before, will say it again.

3 wheeler driving in the middle of a forest, with no driver, playing the X-Files theme tune.

This was 25 years ago now, whoever you are, and however you did it, it was hilarious and I've not forgotten.

Final score:

110points

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That Goth Demon (zey/zem) 1 year ago

Brick on whichever pedal it was

14points

#10

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted Was sitting on a bus in Nth London stuck in traffic,looking out the window. Across the road I see a guy with a white cane making his way along the pavement, everyone giving him space. Coming the other way is another guy with a white cane . In slow motion I see exactly what's going to happen instinctively I shout "look out" (off course they can't hear me, I'm on a bus) everyone on the bus turns ton looks at me thinking im a loon, while I watch these two blind guys walk right into into each other. I still wonder how the following words between them went .

arsemonkies , MART PRODUCTION Report

Final score:

107points

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XenoMurph 1 year ago

En Garde! White cane sword fight

55points

MerlinTrismegistus , Mehmet Turgut Kirkgoz Report

#11

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted Saw a traveller with no top on ride a horse with a rope around its neck down to a Greg's opposite a bus stop whilst I was waiting to go to work one morning. He tied the horse to a lamppost. Popped in to Greg's. Came put with bag of x4 sausage rolls. He ate one. Gave the other 3 to the horse and then jumped back on and rode off into the misty morning.

Final score:

95points

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hitex 1 year ago

Must feed your bestie - particularly if you are riding him bare back

42points

#12

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted During COVID lockdown in the UK, you were only allowed to go out for a short amount of exercise per day to try and curb the infection rates. That is, unless you had a pet that needed walking, in which case you were allowed more time out of your house.

This lead to some interesting interpretations of the word 'pet', and in my town there was a dude who used to walk a fully grown pig. With a collar and a lead.

turelhimvampire , Mark Stebnicki Report

Final score:

90points

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Zedrapazia 1 year ago

To be fair, a pig can be a nice house pet and it does need walkies. However, regarding the lockdown the funniest pet I saw being walked was a ball python.

56points

#13

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted I once saw a dude trying to carry a comically big piece of mdf into the church he was fixing up. I don't know why he thought he could carry it on his own. He was staggering about and trying not to fall over or drop the board. He finally managed to get through the gate and his trousers fell down. It was like a scene from a cheesy '70s sitcom or something.

One_Bath_525 , Thom Gonzalez Report

Final score:

89points

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_mentally_insane_(he/him) 1 year ago

What’s MDF? Moderate diarrhea flu? Missing dog flyers? Maybe dead fish? Must drink Fanta? Marty dated Fran? Married demon friend? Messily dark freedom? Melted dingo flavouring? Missile doesn’t fire? Medium dry filter? Mom deals fentanyl? My dead followers? Millions died filing? Many drowned flamingos? Mister Donoghue farted? Maybe don’t feel? MacBook dials fax? Melon definitely fed? Madly dreamy farmer? Mysteriously dumb fellow? Maximum density freights? Mean domino fair? Male dale fail? Mealy drake fairy? Modified Delaware fingers? Manitoba dowry farm? Mossy door fog? Mabel Dipper Ford? Mini diaper fear? Minivan duels F150? Market dilemma fixation? Mixed dna follicles? Millipede doom fox? Magic day fratboy ? Monday do Friday? Meow doorbell fücker? Mix dix fix? Mawkish domestic fun? Most dope frog? Manly double floor? Muddy dual face? Misty dollop fibreglass? Maw daw flaw? Murder delivery food? Macro doll feeler? Mixtape deadline flow? Miniature duck funeral? Merely demonic failures?

37points

#14

My partner and I got a lil fluffy Pomeranian in lockdown, and she had an uncanny ability to find bread when we took her for a walk.

One week she’s finding a full slice of bread every time we take her out, she’s tiny so a slice of bread is massive compared to her body. And every time we have to yank it from her mouth and carry on.

On the last day of the week she’s found her slice of bread as usual, so we snatch it from her and turn back around, then turn to look at her a few seconds later and she has a tortilla in her mouth.

BroldenMass Report

Final score:

89points

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Penguin Panda Pop 1 year ago

It's a well bread dog.

76points

#15

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted We were in Wales at a fayre. There was this bloke wandering around with a parrot on his shoulder. A bloke walks up to him and said,

"Excuse me, can you tell me about your parrot?"

Parrot man just looked at him and said,

"What parrot?" And then walked off.

Us and the bloke just stared at each other, all making sure we'd just witnessed the same thing.

im_not_funny12 , Alexey Demidov Report

Final score:

88points

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Red Panda 1 year ago

It was the pirate from the pub trying to be incognito

52points

Puzzleheaded_Fold665 , Thgusstavo Santana Report

#16

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted Police stormed the barbershop and arrested my barber mid chop wtf.
We called it the police interception cut 🤣

Final score:

77points

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hitex 1 year ago

Excuse me officer, can I schedule a time to finish this at county?

36points

#17

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted I came across a guy who was unconscious on the pavement at 2am. While I was poking him a man comes along with a bottle of wine in his hand. Looked like a young professional. He just asks in the calmest voice "Is he dead?". I said no, he said "that's a shame". I was like "do you know him?" and he said "no". So I asked him why he wanted him dead and he responded in the same calm voice "because it would be interesting".

Then he started saying "let's rob him". I was like wtf no and he insisted saying "there's no cameras", I'll split the money 50:50 with you. Honestly felt like I was in an episode of Peep Show.

The conclusion of the story is that he claimed it was the wine talking (didn't fully believe him but ok) but to his credit he did wait for an ambulance with me.

skyersjet , Zeeshaan Shabbir Report

Final score:

73points

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EP 1 year ago (edited)

Title “things people think while drinking but don’t say out loud”….. usually

36points

DatabaseContent8664 , Tima Miroshnichenko Report

#18

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted Sitting outside a changing room in a department store, waiting for my wife to try on clothes, an old man sitting opposite me lip synced the whole of Whitney Houston’s “Greatest Love of All” to me whilst winking and smiling occasionally.

Final score:

73points

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Red Panda 1 year ago

That is HILARIOUSLY awkward as hell!

34points

WhyTheRiverRunsDeep , Yvon Gallant Report

#19

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted In a similar vain, I can remember visiting a small, and rather dull village with my family. For whatever reason, I chose to sit outside a shop while the rest of my family went in. As I was sitting around I watched a Batmobile speed through this rural town followed by two police cars. I had a hard time convincing them it ever happened.

Final score:

70points

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Neb Skram 1 year ago

i would love to be chased by the police while driving the batmobile

1point

#20

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted Riding the Tube up to a Gig in the early 90s and saw a dishevelled looking bloke eating a Tin of Peaches by tipping them in his mouth, the Train lurches and his Glass Eye pops out and lands in the Tin, without a moment of hesitation he reaches in the Tin, fishes out the Eye and wipes it on his Coat then shoves it back in his Eye Socket.

SDHester1971 , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

70points

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Lyone Fein 1 year ago

That's not sanitary. Shoulda least put it in his mouth first.

41points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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#21

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted Four completely naked men ran past rather fast carrying a huge blow up banana between them the size of a canoe. Believe they were students but not sure what that was about.

PumpkinSpice2Nice , Rich Mackey Report

Final score:

69points

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago

They obviously needed to measure something.

99points

#22

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted My Grandad was adamant when he died he didn't want a hearse, he had his own business and loved old trucks, fork lifts etc.

He was driven to the crem on the back of a pick up truck, people in the street couldn't believe (neither could I). One woman was staring so much while still walking she walked straight into a lamp post. We couldn't contain our laughter in the cars.

sbdart31 , Mehmet Turgut Kirkgoz Report

Final score:

64points

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hitex 1 year ago

Was he in a casket, or just Weekend at Bernie's it on the back of the truck?

61points

#23

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted A man fall down a few steps on the escalator on the tube, then proceed to stand back up and beat the escalator with his umbrella shouting A**E! A**E! A**E!

To this day my partner and I still say A**E A**E A**E if something goes wrong

MiotRoose , Meruyert Gonullu Report

Final score:

64points

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Lara 1 year ago

What is A**E mean?

21points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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#24

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted At the end of October 2000 there was torrential rain and floods. Driving slowly through Purley I saw a woman at a slightly lower level than the road pushing a buggy through floodwaters that were so deep the child in the buggy only just had his/her head and upper chest above the water. Neither seemed perturbed by this; they were just nonchalantly gliding along as if it was a summer stroll, creating a small wake in the water behind them.

WoodSteelStone , Zeynep Sude Emek Report

Final score:

60points

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hitex 1 year ago

If you live in gulf coast hurricane territory, this actually isn't so surreal

12points

spaceshipcommander Report

#25

I love Americans, but they are some of the weirdest people in the world. My dad worked for an American company, so we used to go over to the US a lot for these 'corporate getaways.' One time, we were at a restaurant eating dinner, and a father and son just came and sat down with us. Just joined us at our table like we were best friends. The son was maybe six or eight. I was confused, so I said something like, 'Can I help you?' The dad then said, 'Yeah, my son wanted to sit with the Europeans for dinner!' It was so strange, but I wasn't even mad, because the dad had balls as big as melons to just brazenly join a random family for a meal to make his son happy.

Final score:

60points

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SkyBlueandBlack 1 year ago

Trust me, that's f*****g weird behavior here, too.

94points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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#26

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted Not the craziest but It’s the middle of summer and I hear Christmas songs blasting outside, look out the window and see santas slay absolutely tearing it down the street with a massive stereo system in the back and about 4 guys just standing up in it with beers in hand singing and shouting .

LiveCelebration5237 , Steve Baker Report

Final score:

59points

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C L 1 year ago

I think you mean sleigh?

46points

#27

One summer at a music festival I was sitting with a group of friends, all laughing and having a good time. Rather animatedly my friend stands up to add emphasis to his story and gets hit on the head by a low flying toy drone. This knocks his stride for story telling off and as we all fall about laughing at the moment a dog does a wee on his trouser leg.

I still laugh to myself randomly when I remember that day. All too funny.

Clean-Fish6740 Report

Final score:

58points

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Rebelliousslug 1 year ago

It’s always fun when someone’s bad day is your really funny one, as long as they can laugh with you

7points

ManInTheDarkSuit , Viridiana Rivera Report

#28

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted I worked in retail, many moons ago.

A man walked past my shop, placed his backpack down on the window ledge and threw up into it. Right into the bag. Zipped it up, put it back on his shoulder and walked off.

He did this three times that I saw, my colleagues saw him doing it a couple of times too.

Final score:

56points

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George D 1 year ago

That's so weird you couldn't even pitch it as part of a movie script. Implausible

18points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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#29

Late at night on the streets of Norwich there was some domestic argument happening with a drunk couple and a young police officer trying to calm the wife down, the husband was across the street with I presume his mates.

The husband suddenly screams and comes running across to the wife only for the tiny copper to spin round and put him on his a**e in two seconds flat by wrapping her arm around his head and spinning him to the ground, the wife decided to stick a cheeky boot in his stomach for good measure whilst shouting “you d******d”, the wife and the police officer (both women) keep talking while the crippled husband gets dragged off by her colleagues.

I was eating Donna meat with chips and witnessed the whole thing, hilarious what you see outside of the clubs late at night, can’t say I miss it much.

Background-Factor817 Report

Final score:

55points

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Pwhge Kfkfgnme 1 year ago

Normal For Norfolk

16points

#30

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted Came across a totally naked man dancing cheerfully up the middle of a tiny residential street in a nice area at about 4pm one weekday afternoon. That was a bit strange!

As far as totally surreal goes, I once went to the local leisure centre, for a nice dip in the swimming pool. A woman I'd never seen before decided to stop next to me and tell me her boyfriend licked her shingles, and before I could decide if that was some kind of new euphemism, whipped half her swimming cozzy off and showed me the rash.

I was just like... WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. F**K???

cari-strat , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

51points

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George D 1 year ago

Dude, are you sure you weren't trippin' yourself?

12points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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#31

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted Many years ago I used to work night shifts at a data center in a town in Nottinghamshire, it faces a medium sized car park surrounded by houses.

It's Wednesday in August and about 4 ish in the morning and out of the office window I see loads of car lights come around the corner and a group of largish SUV type cars roll round I immediately think have I missed an appointment in the calendar as its not totally out of the ordinary to have customers come fit large amounts of kit at stupid hours.

However these 4 big cars pull into the car park opposite and some lads get out and pop the boots open and start hooking wires up between the cars. color me intrigued at the point so I sit and watch as it looks like they are connecting some AV kit together speakers and amps etc, this takes a couple minutes then boom!

Music starts there are disco lights I s**t you not and suddenly there is a mini rave with 20 ish people dancing away, all the surrounding house lights start coming on and curtains start twitching understandable as its a Wednesday at 4am, as suddenly as it starts it ends they switch everything off yank the cables and jump in and drive off.

I just sort of sat there for a bit and then went to make a strong as f**k coffee and splash cold water in my face to make sure I hadn't dreamt it.

Benreh , Clotee Allochuku-Albritton Report

Final score:

50points

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Hey! 1 year ago

That made laugh. I would not have been happy at the time, though.

13points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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#32

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted I once had a man come up to me looking all menacing with a small group of other menacing men behind him and say to me "Ya seen ma bird?" I had just arrived into the pub and had three pints in my hand. I replied "no, sorry" to which he pulled a dead bird out of his pocket and said "well ye have noo" and he and his mates were there pissing themselves laughing whilst I felt like a right twat thinking I was about to get my head kicked in.

Another time I was walking to work and a topless woman ran outside of (what I assume was her house) threw a man's shoe full of what I think was talcum powder at a passing work van and ran back in.

Many-Mathematician78 , Tahir Osman Report

Final score:

47points

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Not-a-Clue (she/her) 1 year ago

Probably not talcum powder 🤔

19points

#33

Pre-covid, I worked in the busiest part of CBD. I went out for a coffee, and as I was waiting at the intersection, a man on rollerskates suddenly appears in front of a huge line of cars. He proceeds to gracefully attempt what looked like an ice skating routine, backwards, whilst holding up 4 lanes of traffic.

Marynated Report

Final score:

43points

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That Goth Demon (zey/zem) 1 year ago

Influencer vibes

15points

Guy Divorced 3 Years Ago Drops Off 3 Y.O. With His Ex-Wife Completely Out Of The Blue

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#34

A married couple joined a society I'm in, came along to a few events then vanished. A few months later they were back and the husband seemed to have this renewed interest in the club and hobby. I was completely oblivious to the whole situation so asked him "hey Adam, how's that project going?" Welp... it wasn't Adam. His wife had left Adam after a DV incident and started seeing his IDENTICAL TWIN BROTHER and brought him along to the club instead. No joke, it all got a bit Coronation Street.

Also there was the time I was driving into a housing estate and just over the rooves of the houses in front of me I saw a load of vans go wizzing past at high speed, backwards. Freight train going past on an embankment.

silentarcher00 Report

Final score:

40points

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hitex 1 year ago

Club ? Or swingers parties?

8points

Traditional_Rice_660 Report

#35

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted Leeds festival, 2002, Sunday night, observing a line of riot police advance on two people off their tits wrestling each other in sumo costumes behind someone dressed as Chewbacce breakdancing as fireworks went off and portaloos took flame and exploded.

Weirdly beautiful.

Oh, and a b*****d on my uni course who thought he was proper ‘skater’ despite being a private school kid from Cheltenham, leaping up to try and grind on a hand rail to have his deck snap in half on connecting with the pole. Made me laugh for a long time.

Final score:

37points

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cerinamroth 1 year ago

I'm from near Leeds and now live in Hamburg. We have regular May Day riots here, especially in the socialist part of town where I used to live, and when they kicked off one year (molotov cocktail flew right over my head!) we decided to move away to a bar we knew away from the action. It was a bit much for a friend who was visiting and she was a little tearful. While we were sitting outside with our beers and she started to feel a bit calmer, a gaggle of riot police in their Ninja Turtle gear came jogging past towards the scene. She said "Hallo" to them and one of them stopped, waved at her and smiled and said "Hallo! Viel Spaß in Hamburg!" (Have fun in Hamburg!) - he must have overheard us speaking English so knew she was an out-of-towner. She said she felt calmer after that. We also got locked in until the water cannons had moved on at about 2 a.m.

16points

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Binky Melnik 1 year ago

I once returned from a six-week trip to discover my beloved podiatrist had had a stroke and died. We usta swap naughty jokes. Was at his wake and spoke to his wife. Told her how I’d come back with a lotta jokes to tell him. She asked me to tell them to him. Um, what? She said it would make her happy because he’d loved me and my jokes so much, and would I please do it? So there I am, chrysanthemum in hand, telling dirty jokes to a corpse in a coffin. I kept looking at her, like “You really want me to keep going?” She’d nod, so I’d tell the story about the hooker. Just kept slogging through. It’s the weirdest thing I’ve done in my life, and I hope never to top it because my head might explode.

12points

usernamenotfound 1 year ago

I. Am. Crying...😄😄😄

0points

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago

I was riding home from work on my bike about a month ago and I saw a guy playing a piano in the middle of the street. A real full sized piano. Then again, It is Portland, OR so I've seen weirder, this was just the most recent.

10points

SkyBlueandBlack 1 year ago

Yeah, you have a guy dressed as Darth Vader riding around on a unicycle playing flaming bagpipes. You don't get to call a pianist in the street weird!

7points

Wooly 1 year ago

Had a side gig as a paranormal pub tour leader - Had a group of people in from Florida who’d see the Portlandia show and wanted to come experience our quirky city….As we mad our way along the tour path, we had to stop and let ~ 8-10,000 naked bike riders pass … I asked if Portland was living up to their expectations and got resounding laughing nods all around ..!

7points

Nice Beast Ludo 1 year ago

I always think how much it would hurt to ride a bike naked

3points

Robert T 1 year ago (edited)

Many many years ago, when I was a student, we had been to some gig and were travelling home on the train, and the train in front brought the overhead power cables down, leaving our train without power. Train didn't move for several hours and it was getting a little chilly. Someone in our carriage decided it would be a good idea to do a conga down the train. So we got up and joined the conga. We conga'ed the entire length of the train as far as first class. Then we all turned around and conga'ed our way back to our seats. That must've been so surreal for anyone else on the train. LOL

6points

cerinamroth 1 year ago

I think that's marvellous! I used to dance (ballet) for many years and I have to admit that I once turned piqués all the way down a train carriage when I was the only one in it and finished with a double pirouette. I felt so silly I giggled all day.

7points

cerinamroth 1 year ago

The weirdest thing that happened to me was being mistaken for Natalie Portman when I was visiting the Chocolate Hills in the Philippines. A group of women just kept following me around and asking me if I was her, and if I was Jewish (I am, but do not look anything like Natalie Portman, sadly!), and could they have their picture taken with me. So shocked was I that I agreed. I wonder to this day if there is a group of Filipinas showing my picture off to their friends of the day they met a famous actress, before the friends pull up a picture of the real deal online and they all realise how wrong they were.

5points

NY Redneck 1 year ago

I was making a delivery to a private club in Manhattan and got there early, they hadn't opened yet so had about an hour to kill. Took a walk up the block to grab some food and on my way out of the deli I see a midget(white M 40'ish with grey dreadlocks) on rollerblades, wearing childrens overalls with a carebear on them. That had me chuckling already. Then I saw what he was doing. He was blading past women in skirts and would pivot on one foot and do a 180⁰ while he looked up their skirts from behind before skating past them again. After the initial shock/disgust wore off, I saw him skating towards another woman and yelled across the street at him to stop being a pervert. He panicked and tried to skate away as fast as he could, but was too busy looking to see if I was chasing him and not paying attention to where he was going. He looked up just in time to skate face first into lamp post and knock himself out cold. Instant karma in my opinion, but hilarious to watch.

4points

Libstak 1 year ago

Not me, my niece. On a train with her friend as it's pulling out of the station she tells her about the dive bombing magpie that kept attacking her on the way to the station. They were passing the spot on the train so she points out the windows and says it happened right there. As they both looked at the spot this poor elderly lady suddenly ducks and waves her hand bag around her head trying to shoo off the nose diving magpie attacking her. It got alot of laughs in that carriage from the fellow passengers who had over heard and looked out at the right moment too.

4points

The Doom Song 1 year ago

Riding my bike home from work at 2am, in the middle of winter, saw a guy butt naked walking down the street playing with himself. Looked straight at me and started laughing. As you could imagine I got the hell out of there as fast as I could!

4points

Nice Beast Ludo 1 year ago

We were in westwood California and there was a guy laying in a field just jerking off

1point

Mrimion 1 year ago

My Dad and I were driving home from work one day. As we take our usual path we notice a little red ball rolling down the road towards us as were coming up over a hill. Of course we expected to see someone so I slowed down as I was the one driving. However as we cleared the hill. There was no one. No person or children anywhere....

3points

Captain Kyra 1 year ago

I was doing yardwork and discovered that stepping on the tines(is that right?like on a fork?) truly rockets the pole of the rake into your face just like in cartoons. I had to laugh while I rubbed the lump on my forehead.

2points

Valaun 1 year ago

Waaay back in high school on a winter's afternoon I witnessed something like this. It took place on a long wooden ramp that lead to one of the portable classrooms. It snowed the night before and, although the snow was cleared from the ramp, it was slippery. I witnessed a teacher with a tray containing his lunch perform a perfect slip to land on his back, followed by tray on the teacher, the plate on the tray, and a cheeseburger fall bun, patty, tomato, lettuce, and bun. All in perfect order, and each one right on top of the other (although not perfectly aligned). I'm don't think you could have planned that any better. The teacher was not hurt and it reminded me of a cartoon.

2points

Katie Lutesinger 1 year ago

I was walking along the footpath and a live fish fell right out of the sky and landed in front of me.

2points

️ ️~ lefty libra️ ~ 1 year ago (edited)

funny story that actually happened to me today. was walking to the locker room (at school) and i hear i splat inches away from me. i looked up at the lampost right next to me and a crow was looking deviously at me. few inches to my left and i wouldve been pooped on by a bird. felt it sprinkle onto my leg tho

1point

Strawberry Pizza 1 year ago

My school had a rampant seagull problem and everyone I know including myself has been shat on at least once. One of my friends had to go home once to get it out of her hair.

0points

Trainingfortheballetpotteh🇺🇦 1 year ago

This one time in middle school(i think it was in 7th grade) i was at a school basketball game, and it was a tie between our school and the other school, and im not exaggerating, at the very last second our team scored the winning point! OMG everyone screamed and it was like we were in a movie!

0points

AliJanx 1 year ago

Every single one of these needs to happen as a backdrop in a movie, as casually as these events happened in real life. These are just priceless.

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Binky Melnik 1 year ago

12points

usernamenotfound 1 year ago

I. Am. Crying...😄😄😄

0points

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago

10points

SkyBlueandBlack 1 year ago

Yeah, you have a guy dressed as Darth Vader riding around on a unicycle playing flaming bagpipes. You don't get to call a pianist in the street weird!

7points

Wooly 1 year ago

7points

Nice Beast Ludo 1 year ago

I always think how much it would hurt to ride a bike naked

3points

Robert T 1 year ago (edited)

6points

cerinamroth 1 year ago

7points

cerinamroth 1 year ago

5points

NY Redneck 1 year ago

4points

Libstak 1 year ago

4points

The Doom Song 1 year ago

4points

Nice Beast Ludo 1 year ago

We were in westwood California and there was a guy laying in a field just jerking off

1point

Mrimion 1 year ago

3points

Captain Kyra 1 year ago

2points

Valaun 1 year ago

2points

Katie Lutesinger 1 year ago

I was walking along the footpath and a live fish fell right out of the sky and landed in front of me.

2points

️ ️~ lefty libra️ ~ 1 year ago (edited)

1point

Strawberry Pizza 1 year ago

My school had a rampant seagull problem and everyone I know including myself has been shat on at least once. One of my friends had to go home once to get it out of her hair.

0points