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Adddicus , Matheus Bertelli / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share It wasn't to me, but to my brother in law. He was driving in his truck with his toddler daughter safely belted into her car seat. To keep her amused during the drive he was asking her what noises different animals make.

"What does a cow say?"

"Moo"

"What does a pig say?"

"Oink, oink!"

Then he decided to mess with her and asks "What does a turtle say?"

She was silent for a moment as she thought about it, then busted out in a big smile and said "Kowabunga dude!".

Final score:

265points

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TheNewJenBrady 6 months ago

When my daughter was about 3, she thought all turtles/tortoises made loud grunting noises to "speak" because the first time she saw a tortoise at the zoo, it was trying to mate with the other tortoise lol. (These were the giant size tortoises)

75points

spoonthrows , Tatiana Syrikova / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share Was studying for a math exam in college and some family friends brought their little kid for dinner. Little guy found his way in my room, said he's good at math and asked if he could help. "Eh I don't know, how do you draw the energy plot of a square signal?", and this kid, confidently amd without missing a beat, "With a pencil".

Final score:

233points

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KariAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 6 months ago

This whole post is just what i needed this morning. ❤️❤️❤️

80points

HEB33 , Matilda Wormwood / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

The person, nicknamed SolidUltra, who started this discussion in the first place shares with Bored Panda that their question was inspired by a little stranger who unexpectedly told them that his father eats his mom every night. “The kid's innocent tone and the funny reaction from his mom were so funny that I almost died from laughing,” they said.

We were further curious to know if they have a memory of their own where they have said something surprisingly amusing as a kid and it has become a recurring joke in their family.

They said, “I had my moment as well when I was a child. When I was about 6 years old, I visited my aunt and said, "What is wrong with your butt?" because I wasn't used to seeing such a form of the body, I was worried about her, and I didn't mean to offend her.

Even though I am now 24 years old, she is still mad at me, and I am her worst relative, even though I am so kind. I have apologized for sure, but I guess I've hit her weakness. It is so silly, but my mother keeps laughing at that moment every time someone recalls it.”

They believe that adults find kids saying random things funny because they are still innocent. “They are unaware of the sensitivity of what they say. Their innocence makes the moment more precious and unforgettable for me.”

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share My stepdaughter was about 5/6 when I got pregnant with her half brother, I was getting dressed one morning and she looked at the stretchmarks on my 7/8 month along belly and asked 'why did the baby write all over your tummy'? Still one of my most precious memories of when she was little!

Final score:

204points

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T J R 6 months ago

Awww that's adorable. It makes stretch marks not so bad when it's put that way.

101points

SereniaKat , Vanessa Loring / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share My son, at 9yo told me I couldn't give him almonds in his lunchbox because it was No Nut November.

Final score:

187points

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James016 6 months ago

😯Well yes...but no.

71points

gayrayofsun , Mikhail Nilov / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share Reminds me of when my mom was looking at baby photos of me, and there was a picture of her and tiny me on her lap. i asked where my younger brother was, since he wasn't in the photo, and she responded with "he's in mommy's tummy." this was the first time my conscious mind had been introduced to the concept of pregnancy, as my response was a wide-eyed glare followed by "YOU ATE HIM???"

Final score:

182points

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TheChickonNoggie 6 months ago

cannibalism

52points

Comprehensive_Debt_7 , Allan Mas / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

To learn more about why children often blurt such comedic sentences, we reached out to clinical psychologists Dr. Annie McNeill and Dr. Sophie Pierce from Feeling Stable and child psychologist Stephanie Nova Fields, Ph.D.

Fields explains, “Kids between 3 and 6 often say funny things, mostly unintentionally. At these ages, they are learning about the world and about language at a rapid pace. Their minds work hard to make sense of the world and to put things together. Their funny comments come about when they don’t get it quite right.”

She also adds, “They are at a concrete stage of thinking in which they understand things at face value and don’t get some of the underlying subtleties. This can also make for some funny comments and behaviors.”

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share I told a little girl one time that her shoes were on the wrong feet. She busted out crying and said, "But these are the only feet I've got!".

Final score:

181points

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flower petals 6 months ago

Girl has a point 🤓

74points

JamSqueezie , Yan Krukau / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share I worked at a day care for a bit and they said funny s**t all the time.. one of my favorites was when we were going over fire safety and the main teacher asked the class.. what do you do if you’re on fire? A 3y/o girl shoots her hand up in the air and yells “STOP DROP AND ROCK N ROLL!!!”.

Final score:

179points

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Harry (they/them) 6 months ago

sounds about right

62points

Avodroc4 , Vlada Karpovich / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share When I was deployed to Afghanistan we got a package from a bunch of elementary school kids. They sent cards, candy, and snacks. On one of the cards was a drawing of a graphic firefight with a bunch of dead soldiers. The only thing the card said was I hope you don't die. It made everyone laugh and we hung it up in our room lol.

Final score:

173points

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Colt Winkler 6 months ago

morbid. I hope it came with a lollypop

55points

Complete-Plenty-236 , Karolina Grabowska / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Dr. McNeill and Dr. Pierce additionally mention that this is often a result of a lack of filter. “If they have a thought, you can bet they’re going to say it out loud. Part of what makes statements so funny and unexpected from children, unlike adults, is that they haven’t yet developed impulse control or the skills to filter their thoughts! Also, more than anything else, children want to make their adults happy, and they sometimes do this through funny behaviors or sayings so they can feel delighted.”

However, they aren’t usually aware that they’re being funny until someone laughs at them. Dr. McNeill and Dr. Pierce explain, “Children are always looking to others to make sense of who they are and the world around them. They pay attention to reactions and can feel the types of responses they are eliciting from others.

So, while they may not always know that their responses are funny per se, they can certainly feel and enjoy the reactions they are getting! Children who enjoy this type of attention will continue to engage in behaviors that get the same reaction or laugh from those around them.”

#10

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share My kid farted and said “there’s a duck in my butt” she was 3 at the time … I lost it.

Final score:

168points

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Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 6 months ago

I stepped on a frog... 😉

6points

wossquee , Anna Shvets / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#11

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share I walked into the living room and my 5-year-old son was sitting on the couch in a shirt and underwear only. I asked him why he was sitting there like that and he says:

"I changed my mind about pants.".

Final score:

165points

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KillerKiwi 6 months ago

Pants are overrated

12points

starrfast , Pavel Danilyuk / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#12

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share I was working as a cashier and a couple came to my till with their young son (maybe like 5 years old or so). I go to give them their receipt and tell them to have a good day. The kid responded to this with "Thanks Baby, I love you!".

Final score:

162points

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KariAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 6 months ago

😄 what a little charmer

56points

Ashlisha 6 months ago

Sounds like his parents say this a lot to each other. Totally cute.

25points

Upstaged75 6 months ago

A friend of mine's 4 year old son once came up to me and said "Excuse me Miss Upstaged?" When I said yes? he responded with "You're so pretty". Then he asked me for candy. When I asked him what that was all about he said "that's how daddy gets stuff from mom!". Little con artist. :)

17points

TheChickonNoggie 6 months ago

Elvis Parsley has been brought back to life.

7points

DoubleDoubleTiredAndTuckered 6 months ago

…parsley?! 🌿

6points

Themoonprincess 6 months ago

Did you meet Shin Chan and his family?

5points

SlothyK8 6 months ago

I did that once. I called my dad "Honey" when I was about 4-5years old, having heard my mother call him that. Unlike OP, my father was PISSED. No idea why.

4points

Kare Deter 6 months ago

Good parenting if that's what he is used to hearing!

4points

glowworm2 6 months ago

Very cute kid.

3points

Nykky 6 months ago

Might have been trying to be like the little girl from Animaniacs. "Okay lady, I love you, byebye!"

1point

Dexter's Lab Fan 6 months ago

parent's fault

0points

Ray LeBlanc 6 months ago

The little tyke knows a babe when he sees one.

0points

BoredPossum 6 months ago

This is a trap. Either it's cute or misogynistic.

-2points

Dnd Panda (she/her) 6 months ago

Or maybe a 5 y/o kid.

4points

MaitreCanard , Annalise Tingler / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Even if they aren’t aware of it, saying something out-of-pocket helps children move forward with their development. “A crucial part of building a child’s self-esteem and sense of self is having others, especially adults, find joy in them. When children get positive attention from adults, such as laughter, it communicates to the child that they have a positive impact and that others enjoy who they are.

Additionally, allowing a child to say something out-of-pocket and funny helps support them in finding their voice, learning how to express themselves, and connecting to others,” Dr. McNeill and Dr. Pierce tell us.

Fields concludes by saying, “These comments give us a glimpse of how children work to understand their world. I find it to be both charming and interesting. It is one of the things that makes this age so much fun for adults.”

#13

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share One of the funniest things one of my children said to me is that scorpions are desert lobsters and I don't think she is wrong 😂.

Final score:

151points

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T J R 6 months ago

Kid is not wrong.

66points

CatScratchEther , RDNE Stock project / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#14

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share My then-4 yr old was wearing a Darth Vader t shirt that said "VADER" across the image of the dude, where the little triangle of the "A" was lined up to the triangle on Vaders mask. Pretty cool right?

Conservative uncle was complimenting his shirt. My little guy replied "Thanks! And hey look. The A-hole is his mouth!!" 💀 I think uncles soul left his body. Kid had no idea why everyone was laughing so hard.

Final score:

150points

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Sophie Barrett 6 months ago

Skuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuull emoooooooojiiiiiiiii

45points

PsychonautAlpha , Yuliia Tretynychenko / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#15

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share I used to teach English in China.

One day, I was collecting homework from my 11-year-olds, and out of nowhere, the quietest, most reserved girl in the class pulls her homework out from behind her back, shoves it in my face, and exclaims, "SURPRISE, M**********R!"

The inflection was EXACTLY the same as the meme from Dexter.

I had to hold back my laughter so hard because it was in the middle of class, but the second the students left the classroom, I couldn't contain myself. I was nearly in tears.

Final score:

147points

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Lyone Fein 6 months ago

It's always great when the quietest student does something so boisterous.

70points

podhorodynski , Anastasia Shuraeva / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#16

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share I once overheard a kid trying to convince his friend that he had superpowers. When his friend asked what they were, he confidently replied, "I can make all the traffic lights turn green... eventually." It was a charming mix of innocence and creativity!

Final score:

147points

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Antonia 6 months ago

Our shopping centre has doors that open when you walk towards them. When my kid was about 2 he used to shout and voilá the doors opened. Once he forgot to shout and the doors opened anyway... Big surprise

48points

Huge_Policy_6517 , Adrien Olichon / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#17

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share Helping my grandmother go grocery shopping with my much younger cousins. Took one up to the bathroom while she grabbed a few more things. As we were walking back to her, he, very loudly, says "look! It's grandmas special juice!". While pointing at the wine aisle.

Final score:

138points

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ElfVibratorGlitter 6 months ago

I used to drink diet coke for breakfast (I know it's disgusting but whatever). It's a silver can. Leaving a convenience store/gas station my daughter points to a case of beer (I think it was miller lite?) with silver cans and says at the top of her lungs, Momma! Look! They have your breakfast!

43points

RonJeremyBellyButton , Josh Willink / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#18

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share I heard a little girl once say that she was mad at her dad because he had bigger breasts then she does! I was dying lmao.

Final score:

138points

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ZuriLovesYou 6 months ago

Oh God!

26points

imbrotep , Allan Mas / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#19

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share I returned to skateboarding after 30 years away. I was at a local skate park and ate s**t. While I was on my back checking my internal systems to determine if anything was broken or bleeding, a young kid rolls up and says, “Damn, are you ok grandpa?!” 🤨😆.

Final score:

134points

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That One 6 months ago

Rude kiddos aside, kudos to you for skateboarding again! It's awesome when people return to such activities. 🥂

55points

procrastablasta , Quang Nguyen Vinh / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#20

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share Me at the playground with my son. Little kid comes up to play with us.

Me: What's your name?

Kid: A*****e

Me: Whaaaaat is your name?

Kid: A*****e

Me: Your name is... A*****e?

Kid's mom overhearing us: His name is "Axel". We didn't really think about it.

Final score:

133points

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Arnold Larkins 6 months ago

Axel "A*****e" Smith

43points

Taodragons , nappy / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#21

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share (Talking s**t is our love language, no feelings were hurt)
Not to me, but my daughters were bickering and my youngest says "at least I wasn't an accident!" and her sister didn't miss a beat and shot back "no, you were a mistake". I laughed so damn hard.

Final score:

130points

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Arnold Larkins 6 months ago

Hi, Mistake, hi Accident, I'm Blunder

56points

dontcalmdown , Gabriel Frank / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#22

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share When I was a kid I was watching my dog doing dog things and I said to my mom, “I wish I was a dog.”

“Why is that, sweetie?”

“So I could see what my nuts taste like.”.

Final score:

127points

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KariAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 6 months ago

Well that's a strange one 🤣

57points

MissMistMaid , cottonbro studio / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#23

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share Once when i was a kid, i asked my grandma if she remembers how dinosaurs looked like 💀.

Final score:

120points

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Downunderdude 6 months ago

When I was little, I apparently asked my father if they said 'thee' and 'thou' when he was a kid.

73points

helixdevotee , Mushtaq Hussain / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#24

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share I worked at a summer camp where, on a cold and blustery day, a boy at the swim pond loudly and repeatedly cried, “I’VE LOST MY TWO BEST FRIENDS!”

We evacuated the swim pond and started the process for an all-hands pond search. It was at this point that one of the lifeguards noticed the kid’s hands frantically cupping his swim shorts: this was his first time experiencing shrinkage.

Final score:

116points

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Geoffrey Scott 6 months ago

"like a frightened turtle"

43points

Lucinnda , cottonbro studio / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#25

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share My godson asked me to tell a "mad story". I said I bought a different brand of yogurt and I couldn't get the cover off, and that made me mad. He asked "Could you get help from an adult?".

Final score:

113points

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Mavis 6 months ago

This made me lol.

26points

linecookdaddy , Karolina Grabowska / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#26

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share I used to give my kid a five dollar bill to tip the pizza guys. He loved it, it made him feel like a big kid. Once, when he was about four, I gave him a fiver and he leaned in real close and said "if you give me fifty bucks, I'll k*ll Superman".

Final score:

113points

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KariAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 6 months ago

🤣🤣🤣 i love this one

21points

VelvetDreamers , Anna Shvets / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#27

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share My niece asked me if she can have a piece of skin from the cadavers I work with so she can give it to her boyfriend for Valentine’s Day this year.

They’re 8.

Final score:

109points

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T J R 6 months ago

"They" do say that romance is dead ;)

73points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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#28

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share Not to me, but friend's daughter to him, her dad: "Daddy? Does mommy know you're my daddy?"

BuBleGum21 , ALINA MATVEYCHEVA / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

105points

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General Anaesthesia 6 months ago

She's as sure as I am, kid.

40points

#29

I worked at a movie theatre that recently was getting s**t on because of new people in the company making poor decisions. I had been planning to leave for a while, and on one of the rougher days, I was helping a mom and her two kids. The youngest daughter, I'd say was maybe 7-9, was waiting for her mom to finish ordering food, and then asked me, "do you hate your job?"

I almost broke laughing right in front of them, and I had to reassure to the mom that it wasn't exactly an out of place question. I hope that kid goes places.

KazMil17 Report

Final score:

104points

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Karina 6 months ago

Im glad they took their time to tell the mother that her child was poseebly perceptive instead of rude.

49points

#30

I was walking into a store and there was a little boy around 7 standing just inside the door and when he saw me he turned to me and said with heartfelt anguish “She said she was only going to be 5 minutes!”.

regular6drunk7 Report

Final score:

103points

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Arnold Larkins 6 months ago (edited)

5 years later:

42points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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#31

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share My niece asked me why didn't I let my hair grow on the central side of my scalp ^^

She doesn't know about hair loss yet.

MarceloBielsa70 , Steshka Willems / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

102points

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Papa 6 months ago

When my grandson was about 4 I had a long beard. I finally got tired of it and had it trimmed short. The first time he saw me after having it trimmed he took one look and said "Papa, you got a haircut on your face!"

53points

#32

My older cousin was obsessed with Shrek. He got a toy microphone for Christmas one year, and was playing with it in the basement while the adults went upstairs for coffee, and all of a sudden they hear him singing Baby Got Back, which donkey sings at the end of Shrek. But my cousin, who couldn't have been more than 4 at the time, didn't know the words, so what he actually sang was "I like big butts and I cannot lie, and I like it with pumpkin pie.".

anotherwolfbite Report

Final score:

100points

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Arnold Larkins 6 months ago

Intresting taste

22points

#33

Our first grader daughter told us that she broke up with her crush.
She said," I dont have a crush on him anymore, he is so annoying. I want somebody who is serious,smart and who actually listens and makes a good team."

We asked her the details and told us, she was partnered with her crush during their class activity and they only got 1 point,because this particular boy was just so silly and not good in listening.

spicyshrimppaste Report

Final score:

99points

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Pigeonvonbirb 6 months ago

Poor him💀💀 but you go girl, go for the brains

60points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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#34

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share A kid has told me once "sir do you know that my dad eats my mom every night" his mom smacked his back and left without looking at me 😂.

SolidUltra , Andrew Neel / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

98points

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T J R 6 months ago

Uhh...why would a kid even know that?

72points

StarFlame_228 , Karolina Grabowska / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#35

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share A kid once told my mother’s coworker (a 60year old kindergarten teacher) “madame, even though you’re old and ugly I still love you”.

Final score:

96points

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Pigeonvonbirb 6 months ago

Idk if I should be offended or flattered. Possibly both

56points

captainz2011 , RDNE Stock project / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#36

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share When I went to wake my son up to get ready for school, the very first thing he said to me was daddy my butt has a crack in it.

Final score:

94points

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KariAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 6 months ago

🤣🤣

22points

#37

"Why do I have to listen to you, pointy neck?"-from a student at a program for developmentally delayed children. My ego and Adam's apple were never the same.

Sad-Doubt1114 Report

Final score:

93points

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KariAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 6 months ago

Pointy neck 🤣🤣🤣 this made me laugh so much

43points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#38

An adorable, four-year-old Trick Or Treater rang my doorbell. She looked like Cindy Lou Who from How The Grinch Stole Christmas. As I was giving her a candy bar, she looked me squarely in the eye and said, 'My parents are getting back together again. I don't know what happened to my Dad's girlfriend. My mother hated her.'

AnybodySeeMyKeys Report

Final score:

92points

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I AM A LOLLY SNEK (she/her) 6 months ago

Thats actually sorta sad abt the dad cheating

28points

#39

I used to run a small tire shop in the middle of nowhere. We had this one pretty rough customer who would come in always looking for a handout (something on credit). Well she comes in one day with another sob story, and talking about how she knows my father (he owned the place, I just managed it), and how we should give her a tire today and let her pay for it later.

At this point, her son in the car, who can’t be any older than about 7 or 8, leans out the window and yells ‘You ain’t got credit nowhere, momma! That’s what the last guy said!’

Im doing my best to hold it together at this point, and I’m doing a much better job than my brother, who I can hear in the office behind me laughing his a*s off. I don’t know who this last guy was, but he was clearly wise beyond his years.

Phobia117 Report

Final score:

87points

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That One 6 months ago

Little traitor. 😂

44points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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#40

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share I worked as a nurse in a pre school. I was sitting on a bench and a 5 year old boy comes up to me and says "well, what’s this pretty little angels name".

Fnordaughter , Arthur Krijgsman / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

84points

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Pigeonvonbirb 6 months ago

Why does a 5 year old have more game than me💀💀

80points

starlet25 , Santiago Sauceda González / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#41

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share I had a kid that couldn't be older than six ask to fight me while standing in line at the movies. I told him "no thanks," and that seemed to be an acceptable response.

Final score:

82points

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Arnold Larkins 6 months ago

Kid would of no diffed me in about 6 seconds

12points

Car_loapher , RDNE Stock project / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#42

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share Yesterday a kid said to me “you look like you suck at basketball”.

Final score:

80points

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LakotaWolf (she/her) 6 months ago

Do you, though? XD

33points

maxis2bored , Yan Krukau / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#43

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share My kid is 4 and we were talking about space. In space, there are asteroids, planets, and black holes.
He misunderstood and confidently said "there are butts in space".

Final score:

80points

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T J R 6 months ago

Well yeah....Uranus.

78points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

#44

Briefly worked as a volunteer at a pre-school (ages 3-5) and I was sitting helping a couple of the kids put a puzzle together and one of them randomly said, “Can I rap for you?” I was surprised but thought how bad could it be? He then proceeded to rap while his buddy attempted to beatbox.

DJWP137 Report

Final score:

80points

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That One 6 months ago

Asking for permission? What a role model! 🎖

42points

Orangecat_crz , Helena Lopes / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#45

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share So one of my closest friends before we got really close and just got to know is each other we would face time and on day in face time she introduced me to her family and one day I visited my besties house and the first thing one of her little sisters says is “you look even uglier in person”.

Final score:

75points

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T J R 6 months ago

The honesty in children can be quite brutal sometimes!

47points

Supersaiajinblue , Stephen Francis / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#46

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share There was something stuck in the headphone port of my phone, so I tried to suck it out, which worked. Some kid then asked me why I was trying to vape from my phone.

Final score:

71points

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Gillbella 6 months ago

Ew and ew

68points

Guy Divorced 3 Years Ago Drops Off 3 Y.O. With His Ex-Wife Completely Out Of The Blue

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#47

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share My kids were getting in the car when my daughter (7) elbowed my son (5) between the legs, conversation went as follows…

Son: ow my peanuts!

Me: your what?

Daughter: his peanuts

Me: what’s that?

Daughter: it’s another name for winky that I heard at school.

I didn’t correct them as it’s just too funny.

83nno , Tim Mossholder / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

67points

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Gillbella 6 months ago

Please teach your kids the correct names for their body parts; it makes telling adults what is wrong quicker and more accurate. A mum I know told her daughter to call he vulva her Mimi. There is a girl called Mimi in her new class!

75points

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#48

Years ago I had a goatee and moustache combo. My cousins 7 year old daughter told me that my mouth looked like a v*gina. At the time I was just "um, okay". Though now I find it a funny story.

Final score:

64points

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I AM A LOLLY SNEK (she/her) 6 months ago

why does bp censor things like vagina and penis? Its a part of life, not anything taboo or nasty.

73points

randomperson429 , Katerina Holmes / pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#49

50 Times Kids Had Brainfart Moments That Were Too Funny Not To Share A third grader said: “I hate friction!”(fractions).

Final score:

52points

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MellonCollie 6 months ago

Is it me, or do the equations on the whiteboard make no sense?

34points

#50

I work in a school, so I hear amazingly ridiculous things every day, but the best one I’ve ever heard still goes to a girl called Vanessa in science when I was at high school.

The teacher was explaining the theory of the Big Bang. Vanessa’s hand shoots up to ask a question, the teacher says “yes?”
And Vanessa says staring at the ceiling in what looked like deep thought “so… is that what killed the dinosaurs?”.

Tadakadabranz Report

Final score:

47points

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T J R 6 months ago

Mine was 12th grade Health class when a girl asked if girls can get pregnant from the holes in our nipples...

43points

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What is the most stupid, weirdest, or funniest thing a kid has said to you?

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Erica Wessels 6 months ago

When I was much younger and in my full-on Goth phase, I was getting ready to go out one night, putting on my full Goth make-up (very pale foundation, black eye makeup and lipstick, etc.), and my young niece (probably about 6 years old) was standing with me, watching me get ready. So then she asks me if she can use some of my makeup, because...."I also want to look like a clown!"

23points

Just_for_this 6 months ago

Was that the turning point? 🤣

12points

Biofish23 6 months ago

One of my all time favorite kid misunderstandings was when my husband used the phrase, "I'm not really a people person." When talking to our son. Son got this wide eyed shocked look on his face and said, "You're an alien??!?!?!"

17points

Lesbiancats 6 months ago

A kid at my work (daycare) saw me driving, and asked where my ring was, since you apparently have to be married if you want to drive a car

12points

New Everywhere 6 months ago

Oh my (sigh) I hope you taught the kid something that day

4points

Andy Pandy 6 months ago

My nephew at about 4 used to ask for blackcurrant juice by saying "I want blackc#@t" my sister couldn't go anywhere without dreading him asking for a drink

7points

David Bramhall 6 months ago

When my son was about 4yo he went with his Uncle Howard into a public toilet. As they stood side by side at the urinal he looked across and said in a loud voice "Coo, Uncle Howard, haven't you got a small p***s?" And yes, there were several other men quietly waiting their turn.

6points

Anonymous 6 months ago

Coworker at part time tutoring job: "I'm a real-estate agent." Kid: "You mean like a spy?!" Me: "You're thinking of a secret agent."

6points

Just_for_this 6 months ago (edited)

Misheard song lyrics from a 5yo are hilarious. Obviously they don't understand everything they hear at that age, it's amazing the *mind flips they make to contextualise what they hear to make sense of it. Some songs I'll never be able to hear the same way again.

5points

Anonymous 6 months ago

Me: * Teaching students about ants * 7 year old: "Is those the ones that can turn into butterflies?"

5points

T J R 6 months ago

My daughter was 3 and I asked her to sit on the couch so her legs would be out of the way because I was going to vacuum. Her: You're gonna vac me!? Me: No, I'm going to vacuum. Her: Vac me? Me: VacuUMMM Her: Wjy you gonna vac me!? This went on for 15 minutes before she finally understood that I was going to vacuum, not vac her. :D

5points

Jane Doe 6 months ago

Dave's not here, man.

1point

Samsquatch & Monko 6 months ago

A month-ish ago- I asked my sister what a quiz she did in school was like. She said quizzical. Then I asked if quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?… she said testicle.

4points

Amy Manzanares 6 months ago

When my daughter was two, we were driving on the freeway and a guy cut me off. I honked and grumbled a bit. A sweet little voice from the back seat says "f******g idiot". I pulled over in the breakdown lane and asked her where she heard that. She replied "Didn't nobody told me that mama." Also two, I told her she was the apple of my eye. She said "Mama, you don't got apples in your eyes." One more. It was October and my two had apparently been learning the pledge of allegiance at daycare. I overheard her reciting it in the bathtub. She finished with "with liberty and witches for all!"

4points

Vix Spiderthrust 6 months ago

A friend of mine got in terrible trouble at Catholic school for beginning the Lord's prayer "Our father, who art in Heaven, how are you by the way?"

8points

ConstantlyJon 6 months ago

Does anyone remember the TV show Kids Say the Darndest Things? With Bill f*****g Cosby as the host? Or was that just a fever dream I had one time?

4points

Alan Jay Weiner 6 months ago

If I remember correctly, Art Linkletter had a segment on a variety show with the same thing. Which just made me realize I'm freaking old - my mental image of it is in black and white...

4points

FROGLET 6 months ago

I was teaching my little sister about the Middle ages and she asked if that was when our mom was born-

3points

Papa 6 months ago

Our grandson was spending some time with my wife and I, and she left to go to Starbucks to get a drink. He got impatient, and asked me to check my phone to see how soon she'd be home. When the app first opens, before it locates the person's phone, it shows all of North America. He saw that and exclaimed (indignantly, I might add) "Papa, why are you looking at the whole world?"

3points

Katie Lutesinger 6 months ago

"You write so bad you could be a doctor!" (My handwriting is indeed terrible).

2points

DB 6 months ago

My brother, 11 years old and definitely knew better. Our school would have a student lead us in the Pledge of Allegiance over the PA system. He did a good job until the very end when he said, "with liberty and justice-that's all".

2points

day light 6 months ago

when I was little, I used to think "Widget Stans" was a person

4points

Steve Hall 6 months ago

These were cute, but a few of them were obviously made up by adults.

2points

Mike F 6 months ago

They come from reddit, so...

1point

Celtic Pirate Queen 6 months ago

I was driving, my sister was in the passenger seat and my 18 month old daughter was in her carseat in the back. This guy comes out of nowhere and swerves into my lane, causing me to swerve and hit the brakes HARD. This tiny little voice from the backseat says, "F*ckin' a$$hole". I side eyede my sister and said "Don't you DARE laugh". It was then I realized that my road rage needed to be reigned in.

1point

Lynette Hannan (Lyn) 6 months ago

My eldest was nearly two when my youngest was born. She couldn't pronounce "Erin" the way everyone else did, she said "Onion" instead for at least a year. when she was older, she referred to the backs of her knees as knee-pits. At about 5 yrs, she'd been asking about babies and asked how the baby got out of the tummy. My response was the baby gets pushed out by the belly muscles, a little like how you do a poo. Her response? "Don't be dickless, Mum"! Ahhh, fun times!

0points

Livingwithcfs 6 months ago

10 yr old having a melt down. Her grandmother asked if she was upset about anything in particular. Hands on hips, she looks at her grandmother and shouts "YES, IM HAVINGA FISSY HIT" her face as she realized what she said was priceless. I've never laughed so hard in my life

0points

Bruce Black 6 months ago

I once had an 8th grade student raise his hand in the middle of class and ask what foreplay was. I told him to ask his parents.

0points

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Erica Wessels 6 months ago

23points

Just_for_this 6 months ago

Was that the turning point? 🤣

12points

Biofish23 6 months ago

17points

Lesbiancats 6 months ago

A kid at my work (daycare) saw me driving, and asked where my ring was, since you apparently have to be married if you want to drive a car

12points

New Everywhere 6 months ago

Oh my (sigh) I hope you taught the kid something that day

4points

Andy Pandy 6 months ago

My nephew at about 4 used to ask for blackcurrant juice by saying "I want blackc#@t" my sister couldn't go anywhere without dreading him asking for a drink

7points

David Bramhall 6 months ago

6points

Anonymous 6 months ago

Coworker at part time tutoring job: "I'm a real-estate agent." Kid: "You mean like a spy?!" Me: "You're thinking of a secret agent."

6points

Just_for_this 6 months ago (edited)

5points

Anonymous 6 months ago

Me: * Teaching students about ants * 7 year old: "Is those the ones that can turn into butterflies?"

5points

T J R 6 months ago

5points

Jane Doe 6 months ago

Dave's not here, man.

1point

Samsquatch & Monko 6 months ago

A month-ish ago- I asked my sister what a quiz she did in school was like. She said quizzical. Then I asked if quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?… she said testicle.

4points

Amy Manzanares 6 months ago

4points

Vix Spiderthrust 6 months ago

A friend of mine got in terrible trouble at Catholic school for beginning the Lord's prayer "Our father, who art in Heaven, how are you by the way?"

8points

ConstantlyJon 6 months ago

Does anyone remember the TV show Kids Say the Darndest Things? With Bill f*****g Cosby as the host? Or was that just a fever dream I had one time?

4points

Alan Jay Weiner 6 months ago

If I remember correctly, Art Linkletter had a segment on a variety show with the same thing. Which just made me realize I'm freaking old - my mental image of it is in black and white...

4points

FROGLET 6 months ago

I was teaching my little sister about the Middle ages and she asked if that was when our mom was born-

3points

Papa 6 months ago

3points

Katie Lutesinger 6 months ago

"You write so bad you could be a doctor!" (My handwriting is indeed terrible).

2points

DB 6 months ago

2points

day light 6 months ago

when I was little, I used to think "Widget Stans" was a person

4points

Steve Hall 6 months ago

These were cute, but a few of them were obviously made up by adults.

2points

Mike F 6 months ago

They come from reddit, so...

1point