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Whether or not you believe in signs from the universe, pandas, you can’t deny that there are signs all around us! Literally, I mean. Just go outside and you’ll see street signs, advertisements, billboards, warnings about road work, sandwich boards outside of shops, “lost cat” flyers and more.

You’ve probably learned how to ignore the vast majority of these signs, as they’re not all relevant to you personally. But you might want to start keeping an eye out for humorous signs, because apparently, there are plenty all over the world! We took a trip to the Funny Signs subreddit and gathered some of their silliest posts down below. So enjoy scrolling through, and be sure to upvote the signs you’d love to encounter in real life!

If being chronically online has taught me anything, it’s that the internet can find a way to make almost anything funny. From political memes to silly cooking videos, I’ve cackled at it all. Even something as mundane as signage can make my sides hurt from laughter from time to time!

That’s why we’re such big fans of the Funny Signs subreddit here at Bored Panda. This community has over 3 million members, and it’s a treasure trove of hilarious signs from all over the world. Here, you’ll find humorous billboards and posters that would be sure to grab your attention if you encountered them in real life, as well as inspiration for the next time you have to design some signage at work. 

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Just Chill…

Just Chill…

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Designing an eye-catching sign isn’t always easy. If you’re paying for a billboard off the side of the highway, you’re competing with hundreds of other businesses for attention. And if you’re expecting pedestrians to notice your flyers while walking down the street, well, you better hope they glance up from their phones for a moment or two.

Signs are all around us, so if you’re going to put in the effort to create one, you might as well go all out. According to VistaPrint’s Ultimate Guide to Signage Design, it’s important to first decide what type of sign will be best for getting your message across. Whether you have a billboard, banner, A-frame sign, digital screen, shopfront sign or flag in mind, your choice will determine the best way to create your design.   

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Italians

Italians

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When it comes to promoting your brand through a sign, VistaPrint notes that it’s important to understand the story you want to tell. How do you want your business to be perceived? A sign is “a silent salesperson” that can tell the public plenty about your brand. It has the power to elevate (or humiliate) your company, so it’s important to make wise and well-thought out choices.

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Better Go Where Theres Smoke LOL

Better Go Where Theres Smoke LOL

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There are also some basics that you should keep in mind when designing signs, so your message doesn’t get overshadowed by something silly like a spelling or grammar error. VistaPrint notes that legibility is extremely important. It’s also wise to keep your message concise. When we see too many words, we tend to tune them out. We’ve all ruined our attention spans with social media, remember? Visibility is also key. Place the sign in a location where it’ll get lots of eyes on it.

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Now Throw Something!

Now Throw Something!

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It’s also wise to create a sign that engages with viewers. Something that they’ll be inspired to take a photo of, or a photo with, to post to social media is great. You also probably want to have a consistent theme running in all of your signage, so people immediately recognize your brand. But remember, you have to be adaptable. If a certain sign doesn’t get the engagement that you were hoping for, don’t be afraid to scrap it and go back to the drawing board to come up with an even better idea that will yield more success.

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That's A One Huge Dog

That's A One Huge Dog

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Your Parking

Your Parking

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#18

The Real Swim Shady

The Real Swim Shady

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FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🎶 All you other Swim Shady's are just imitating, so won't the real Swim Shady please blub blub, please blub blub? 🎶

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When it comes to creating the perfect sign, VistaPrint notes that color, typography, graphics and images are extremely important. Different colors provoke different emotions in viewers, so it’s wise to consider how you want viewers to feel. Plus, on a practical level, you need to make sure that the colors you choose have enough contrast to make your message stand out. 

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They Got Me

They Got Me

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1st Place In The List Of Most Useless Signs

1st Place In The List Of Most Useless Signs

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The font that you decide to use on a sign can also say a lot. Beware the impact that something like Comic Sans can have, as many readers will immediately roll their eyes at anything written in that infamous font. Aside from that, keep in mind that size and spacing of words can make a big difference in how readers perceive a message as well. And of course, keep the text simple. A sign should be easily read, requiring only a quick glance. Unless, of course, you want to add in some hilarious fine print. 

#22

If It Helps In Solving A Problem Then

If It Helps In Solving A Problem Then

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#23

I Know It’s Gotta Be Read The Right Way But Still

I Know It’s Gotta Be Read The Right Way But Still

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We hope you’re enjoying scrolling through these hilarious signs, pandas! Keep upvoting all of your favorites, and let us know in the comments below what the funniest sign you’ve ever encountered was. Then, if you’re interested in checking out even more signs that might leave you in stitches, we recommend reading this Bored Panda piece next! 

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#28

Alright I Understand

Alright I Understand

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#30

You Do The Math

You Do The Math

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Angela C
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They haven't decided which day yet. Drive at your own risk

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Haha 😜😜😜😜😜

Haha 😜😜😜😜😜

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#34

Still Need To Pay Even In Death? LOL

Still Need To Pay Even In Death? LOL

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#38

Use Of Exercise Force? Lmao

Use Of Exercise Force? Lmao

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#39

Let’s Be Real… This Is Why You Really Workout. Don’t Pretend You Don’t

Let’s Be Real… This Is Why You Really Workout. Don’t Pretend You Don’t

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The Announcer
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you don't have the ability to buy one of those rubber circles to help open a jar, buy a gym membership instead.

Rae Rory
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or pick up a cheap oil filter wrench. I keep (a clean) one in my kitchen lol

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glowworm2
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I swear those things are hard to open not because we're weak but just to troll us. My father sometimes has difficulty opening some jars.

Riley Quinn
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not the lack of muscle strength, it's the arthritis that gets me every time.

ROSESARERED
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

tap the side of the lid on the counter, quarter turn, repeat, turn repeat, turn repeat. Lid will open easily, the seal inside the jar/lid has been broken by tapping.

Oskar vanZandt
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4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Four strategic taps on the edge of the lid with the blunt side of a knife works...

Pheline
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bought a vintage jar and bottle opener and I love it. The only time I have a problem is when my partner over-enthusiastically closes something.

Jess Smith
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The pickle jar looks like it was AI generated and it's bothering me

Joanne Mendonza-Earle
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or you can just smack the side of the lid 2-3 times with the back of a knife. That's how I was taught.

Janelle Collard
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need to show my trainer this! btw, I STILL need that rubber-grippy thingy :) Osteoarthritis is a b**ch.

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Oh Noo Help Him!😂

Oh Noo Help Him!😂

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#42

Why? Just Why?

Why? Just Why?

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FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like the grass around the sign post, really doesn't want to reach that dead end and the groundskeeper has much obliged, looks like they have been hanging on for months now.

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#43

Aren't We Supposed To?

Aren't We Supposed To?

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#46

I'm Scared To Ask What Happened To The Color

I'm Scared To Ask What Happened To The Color

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#48

Is There Any Other Way To Eat The Pizza?

Is There Any Other Way To Eat The Pizza?

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Amity
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cut the box diagonally with a knife, therefore creating plates and slicing the pizza, two birds, one stone

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What Caused This To Be Put In Place?

What Caused This To Be Put In Place?

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Tayler
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe it means no parking in front of the elevator when it's on the parking level.

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#50

A Sign At A Pool Saying No Looking At Women's Breasts

A Sign At A Pool Saying No Looking At Women's Breasts

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#51

How Do I Read This

How Do I Read This

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The Other Ben
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, the whole premise is "worship me (the right way) or burn in hell for eternity". Kinda scary...

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#52

Cows Eat Grasses, Legumes, Alfalfa, Clover, And Hay

Cows Eat Grasses, Legumes, Alfalfa, Clover, And Hay

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#54

Will That Be The Day After July 3rd?

Will That Be The Day After July 3rd?

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My brother was born on July 4th. I never understood why he got fireworks for his birthday, and I didn't.

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#55

What Is The Speed Limit? No

What Is The Speed Limit? No

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#57

Wtf Men!!

Wtf Men!!

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Jenna Kay
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know ... I see the baby ... but I also see a lady with a duck and a ball, and a lady with a stomach on a table - maybe she's a doctor? I think I need some sleep!

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Provocative Sign

Provocative Sign

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Kalikima
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4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wtf? Are you supposed to push or not? And if not, why the big button?

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#62

Deformed Man Toilet

Deformed Man Toilet

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#64

What Am I Supposed To Do?

What Am I Supposed To Do?

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Jenna Kay
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hop, skip, and jump! Do the tango, boot scooting boogie, maybe throw in some interpretive dance routines. And then slowly saunter away. I feel challenged!

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Anne Roberts
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4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen a sign that said, "unaccompanied children will be given a free puppy and an espresso ".

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#66

I Would Be Worried Going Down This Road

I Would Be Worried Going Down This Road

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#69

Possibly The Most Intimidating Sign I've Seen Yet

Possibly The Most Intimidating Sign I've Seen Yet

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#70

Carry Your Beer Responsibly

Carry Your Beer Responsibly

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Bob H
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What kind of fk'd up baby is that? Little midget legs. No wonder why daddy drinks s****y beer

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