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Whether or not you believe in signs from the universe, pandas, you can’t deny that there are signs all around us! Literally, I mean. Just go outside and you’ll see street signs, advertisements, billboards, warnings about road work, sandwich boards outside of shops, “lost cat” flyers and more.

You’ve probably learned how to ignore the vast majority of these signs, as they’re not all relevant to you personally. But you might want to start keeping an eye out for humorous signs, because apparently, there are plenty all over the world! We took a trip to the Funny Signs subreddit and gathered some of their silliest posts down below. So enjoy scrolling through, and be sure to upvote the signs you’d love to encounter in real life!

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    If being chronically online has taught me anything, it’s that the internet can find a way to make almost anything funny. From political memes to silly cooking videos, I’ve cackled at it all. Even something as mundane as signage can make my sides hurt from laughter from time to time!

    That’s why we’re such big fans of the Funny Signs subreddit here at Bored Panda. This community has over 3 million members, and it’s a treasure trove of hilarious signs from all over the world. Here, you’ll find humorous billboards and posters that would be sure to grab your attention if you encountered them in real life, as well as inspiration for the next time you have to design some signage at work. 

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    #4

    Be Positive

    Be Positive

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    Idkanythingrlly
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that it's my blood type makes this funnier somehow.

    PiAnisum
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah Be negative... at least in my case they don't have to push themselves to be happy :)

    Kenzie C.
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure whether I should be disturbed or crying/emotional 😅

    Justin Tyme
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That isn't the way it works with blood transfusions. The blood type is determined by a lab test which takes only minutes. If the situation is REALLY urgent they can give O-negative until the blood type has been determined.

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    Just Chill…

    Just Chill…

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    Designing an eye-catching sign isn’t always easy. If you’re paying for a billboard off the side of the highway, you’re competing with hundreds of other businesses for attention. And if you’re expecting pedestrians to notice your flyers while walking down the street, well, you better hope they glance up from their phones for a moment or two.

    Signs are all around us, so if you’re going to put in the effort to create one, you might as well go all out. According to VistaPrint’s Ultimate Guide to Signage Design, it’s important to first decide what type of sign will be best for getting your message across. Whether you have a billboard, banner, A-frame sign, digital screen, shopfront sign or flag in mind, your choice will determine the best way to create your design.   

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    Italians

    Italians

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    When it comes to promoting your brand through a sign, VistaPrint notes that it’s important to understand the story you want to tell. How do you want your business to be perceived? A sign is “a silent salesperson” that can tell the public plenty about your brand. It has the power to elevate (or humiliate) your company, so it’s important to make wise and well-thought out choices.

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    Better Go Where Theres Smoke LOL

    Better Go Where Theres Smoke LOL

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    There are also some basics that you should keep in mind when designing signs, so your message doesn’t get overshadowed by something silly like a spelling or grammar error. VistaPrint notes that legibility is extremely important. It’s also wise to keep your message concise. When we see too many words, we tend to tune them out. We’ve all ruined our attention spans with social media, remember? Visibility is also key. Place the sign in a location where it’ll get lots of eyes on it.

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    Now Throw Something!

    Now Throw Something!

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    It’s also wise to create a sign that engages with viewers. Something that they’ll be inspired to take a photo of, or a photo with, to post to social media is great. You also probably want to have a consistent theme running in all of your signage, so people immediately recognize your brand. But remember, you have to be adaptable. If a certain sign doesn’t get the engagement that you were hoping for, don’t be afraid to scrap it and go back to the drawing board to come up with an even better idea that will yield more success.

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    #16

    That's A One Huge Dog

    That's A One Huge Dog

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    Your Parking

    Your Parking

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    #18

    The Real Swim Shady

    The Real Swim Shady

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    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 All you other Swim Shady's are just imitating, so won't the real Swim Shady please blub blub, please blub blub? 🎶

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    When it comes to creating the perfect sign, VistaPrint notes that color, typography, graphics and images are extremely important. Different colors provoke different emotions in viewers, so it’s wise to consider how you want viewers to feel. Plus, on a practical level, you need to make sure that the colors you choose have enough contrast to make your message stand out. 

    #20

    They Got Me

    They Got Me

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    1st Place In The List Of Most Useless Signs

    1st Place In The List Of Most Useless Signs

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    The font that you decide to use on a sign can also say a lot. Beware the impact that something like Comic Sans can have, as many readers will immediately roll their eyes at anything written in that infamous font. Aside from that, keep in mind that size and spacing of words can make a big difference in how readers perceive a message as well. And of course, keep the text simple. A sign should be easily read, requiring only a quick glance. Unless, of course, you want to add in some hilarious fine print. 

    #22

    If It Helps In Solving A Problem Then

    If It Helps In Solving A Problem Then

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    #23

    I Know It’s Gotta Be Read The Right Way But Still

    I Know It’s Gotta Be Read The Right Way But Still

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    We hope you’re enjoying scrolling through these hilarious signs, pandas! Keep upvoting all of your favorites, and let us know in the comments below what the funniest sign you’ve ever encountered was. Then, if you’re interested in checking out even more signs that might leave you in stitches, we recommend reading this Bored Panda piece next! 

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    #28

    Alright I Understand

    Alright I Understand

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    #30

    You Do The Math

    You Do The Math

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    Angela C
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They haven't decided which day yet. Drive at your own risk

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    #32

    Haha 😜😜😜😜😜

    Haha 😜😜😜😜😜

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    #34

    Still Need To Pay Even In Death? LOL

    Still Need To Pay Even In Death? LOL

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    Use Of Exercise Force? Lmao

    Use Of Exercise Force? Lmao

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    #39

    Let’s Be Real… This Is Why You Really Workout. Don’t Pretend You Don’t

    Let’s Be Real… This Is Why You Really Workout. Don’t Pretend You Don’t

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    The Announcer
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't have the ability to buy one of those rubber circles to help open a jar, buy a gym membership instead.

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    #40

    Oh Noo Help Him!😂

    Oh Noo Help Him!😂

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    #42

    Why? Just Why?

    Why? Just Why?

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    FoxEcoLimaIndiaCharlieIndiAlfa
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the grass around the sign post, really doesn't want to reach that dead end and the groundskeeper has much obliged, looks like they have been hanging on for months now.

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    #43

    Aren't We Supposed To?

    Aren't We Supposed To?

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    #46

    I'm Scared To Ask What Happened To The Color

    I'm Scared To Ask What Happened To The Color

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    #48

    Is There Any Other Way To Eat The Pizza?

    Is There Any Other Way To Eat The Pizza?

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    Amity
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut the box diagonally with a knife, therefore creating plates and slicing the pizza, two birds, one stone

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    #49

    What Caused This To Be Put In Place?

    What Caused This To Be Put In Place?

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    Tayler
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it means no parking in front of the elevator when it's on the parking level.

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    #50

    A Sign At A Pool Saying No Looking At Women's Breasts

    A Sign At A Pool Saying No Looking At Women's Breasts

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    #51

    How Do I Read This

    How Do I Read This

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    The Other Ben
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, the whole premise is "worship me (the right way) or burn in hell for eternity". Kinda scary...

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    #52

    Cows Eat Grasses, Legumes, Alfalfa, Clover, And Hay

    Cows Eat Grasses, Legumes, Alfalfa, Clover, And Hay

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    #54

    Will That Be The Day After July 3rd?

    Will That Be The Day After July 3rd?

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother was born on July 4th. I never understood why he got fireworks for his birthday, and I didn't.

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    #55

    What Is The Speed Limit? No

    What Is The Speed Limit? No

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    #57

    Wtf Men!!

    Wtf Men!!

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    Jenna Kay
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know ... I see the baby ... but I also see a lady with a duck and a ball, and a lady with a stomach on a table - maybe she's a doctor? I think I need some sleep!

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    #58

    Provocative Sign

    Provocative Sign

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    Kalikima
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    3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf? Are you supposed to push or not? And if not, why the big button?

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    #62

    Deformed Man Toilet

    Deformed Man Toilet

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    #64

    What Am I Supposed To Do?

    What Am I Supposed To Do?

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    Jenna Kay
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hop, skip, and jump! Do the tango, boot scooting boogie, maybe throw in some interpretive dance routines. And then slowly saunter away. I feel challenged!

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    #65

    ?

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    Anne Roberts
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    3 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen a sign that said, "unaccompanied children will be given a free puppy and an espresso ".

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    #66

    I Would Be Worried Going Down This Road

    I Would Be Worried Going Down This Road

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    Possibly The Most Intimidating Sign I've Seen Yet

    Possibly The Most Intimidating Sign I've Seen Yet

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    Carry Your Beer Responsibly

    Carry Your Beer Responsibly

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    Bob H
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    3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of fk'd up baby is that? Little midget legs. No wonder why daddy drinks s****y beer

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