I hate cranky neighbors. We have a cranky neighbor too. The guy can't do anything as long as the dog pooped past his lawn.

That is normal for all kids. Very normal for ADHD kids for they sometimes lack focus, whilst other times there is hyperfocus. Every parent with an ADHD kid or ADD kid should know this. That is a big part of the whole diagnosis.

Mine would not help carry the shopping,but would gladly empty the fridge!

Not until he comes home with $40 and a puppy he bought for $100

Why do they take 2-3 days telling me about their most recent dream but skimp on the interesting stuff? What kids find important astounds me.

This is like where they tried rewards for snake and rat tails and ended up increasing the population. Come on elementary school, learn from history class!

Frosty the Snowman used to do the same thing.

... and a punch in the gut.

My dad used to say 'don't say f**k in front of the B-A-B-Y' lol

Yeah, that's what teachers go to college for. How to tackle the tough questions. 😉

My dog’s name is Tucker, sometimes he’s a sucker, I pretend to throw a ball, he goes running down the hall, when will he understand, it’s right here in my hand.

Tried this, got a small rock thrown into my mouth. The small lizard she threw missed and fell onto the floor.

Haha

I feel sorry for the two Maddys who have no eyes.

Listen here you little ship. I need like 4 days notice if things are going to start getting anything less than boring around here.

I like big box and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny

I enjoy watching things get power washed. It’s very satisfying to see the grime disappear

I really look forward to that time after they go to bed and before I fall asleep..all 7 minutes of it

Honestly, now I’m kind of curious how that tastes.

OMG it's Shyriwook, you can't just say "my wookiee."

That's gold Jerry! Gold!😂🤣😁

My 17yo was not impressed by the fact that sus was used as abbreviation for suspicious long before Among Us.

when a 10yo does it, it’s 🔥. when a 40yo does it, it’s 🤓.

My niece asked me what my favourite Bowie song was. Turns out we have the same fave so we immediately started singing it in a restaurant in Berlin, much to the amusement of other diners. Aunt goals achieved. And it was John I’m Only Dancing.

My son told me I was acting ' ja like zesty'. It took me a month to learn what 'zesty' was and it was only after using it wrong

I say what i want 😎

HAHAHHAHA this is me and my kids everyday - BRU and SUS are not allowed to come out of my mouth.

You: i invented sus

Prayers you make it through the storm 😉

Well, it is the name of an invisible rabbit.

The tooth is the gift, the flowers are garnish

ants do so have a smell. it smells really weird, like ... ants. no joke though they have a smell

Icecream doesn't....

That's so mean

Like cats with your glass of water (without the speech bit sadly)

Show her a seahorse, a dogfish, a Guinea pig and a starfish.

A universal answer. Like answering “Jesus” in Sunday school.

Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch, for I was there when it was written.

My mom never did for us either. But my dad would do a cannon ball in the pool to scare the poop out of us! He used to also chase us around the yard with the garden hose! There were even a couple of times he chased us around the block too!

When my oldest was younger, we used to have to start putting her to bed an hour early because she had so many stuffed animals it took her that long to put her own "kids" to bed first. This one needs medicine.. this one needs a diaper change... this one needs her bottle... this one can't find his pjs....Fun times.

Ahh yes. TIL, a sandwich that was "facing the wrong way (?) Cannot possibly be eaten. Also, that I was a"terrible Mama" the day I could not turn the black grapes in the bowl, to green grapes. When I said "A famous guy once turned water into wine, but your Mama cannot turn black grapes into green grapes" my then 5yr old stopped crying and said "Does he live near here" Ummmmmm, no.

The boat will be wrong color or something and we absolutely CAN NOT get on that boat.

As the mom of 2 kids in middle school: relax and enjoy. They'll be over with soon enough... 🥺

No. Absolutely. I suspect so.

Got a bill at the end of the school year for a library book that was never returned. Asked daughter about it and she said "I took that book BACK! I remember because I hurried to the library and was almost late for practice and it would've been my third time so they would've kicked me out of the musical." I said fine and sent a check. Two weeks later I found it under her bean bag chair while cleaning.