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While Twitter has changed a lot over the years, including a questionable rebrand as “X,” whatever that means, there is no denying that there is something magical about that little character limit that just brings out people’s creativity. If you ever want to catch something truly hilarious, all you have to do is open it up and scroll.
We’ve gathered some of the most hilarious Tweets (or posts on X if you insist) from June. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and share your thoughts in the comments section below.

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And I don't need an intro or reminder to "smash" that button, or music gah! Just get to it. And again. NO MUSIC!

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many times this. But you can access it from any device at any time. "B***h! It's work. I'm gonna save it on the work computer and then burn it from my memory. You think I wanna see this at home? You outta your damn mind Microsoft!"

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    Isabel Galvez
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work at a vet clinic and that happens all the time. We say it ourselves. Family.

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    For those who are somehow unaware, Twitter (now X) limits the size of its posts to 280 characters. It used to be 140, pushing folks to their creative limits, but now users will just chain tweets together in a thread if they really feel like putting a lot of text on Twitter. However, in general, the concise nature of Twitter/X still remains its main draw.

    It is also a place many people go to hear from their favorite writers and comedians because, surprise surprise, the character limits actually help foster creativity. Creatives are known for overthinking, but not a lot of space for endless edits in 280 characters.

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    That’s not an exaggeration, some researchers even suggest purposefully setting yourself limits. Look at it this way, many people suffer from a specific form of perfectionism, where they sit on a project that is essentially done because they can’t set a “finish line” for themselves. If you are a fan of an author who takes forever to publish a sequel, you might have encountered this.

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    Tempest
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m in this picture and I don’t like it! I almost tried petting a fluffy wild yak (I initially thought it was a bison but either way same story). I was walking alone inside a national park (got separated from my friends and decided to find myself to the exit). I saw a herd of them and let my intrusive thoughts win over. Walked over to them but luckily they fled. I was alone without any other visitors in sight and cell phone reception was nonexistent. Idk what I was thinking but hey I’m still alive to tell the story! Also why are they fluffy and friend shaped if not friends 🥲

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    Tempest
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paramedics are better suited to emergencies than most other doctors..

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    This is often why creative projects need a manager, because, if it’s not just a passion project or a hobby, there have to be deadlines, otherwise nothing ends up getting done. Twitter is a microcosm of this, the character limits, the quick, free form setting actually helps people be creative and funny.

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    Alex Ruddies
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How could one forget it's their day off? Hell, from minute one of the week, I'm counting down.

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    Iampenny
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, considering that Bram Stoker was Irish, the story of Dracula isn't the craziest story his countrymen & women have told.

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    As sad as it may sound, freedom is important, but it’s also entirely possible to end up being paralyzed by decisions and options. There has to be a balance. After all, some creative endeavors are clearly so tied down in focus-group suggestions and budget limitations that the end product ends up being terrible.

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    TotallyNOTAFox
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    4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on, you can't throw an insult like that! What did the trash can do to you to be burned like that?

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    CanadianDimes
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    4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried Rosetta Stone for Italian and one of the phrases it taught me was “the horse is beside the car”. I thought, when am I going to use that? Then I happened to see a horse standing beside a car on an olive farm and I knew I’d never get another chance to use that phrase again! It’s the only thing I remember from that Rosetta Stone course too 😆

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    Humor itself requires limitations, it needs boundaries. Comedy works when it subverts your expectations or misdirects us. For that to work, there have to be expectations that the comedian is working within in the first place.

    Of course, Twitter is also known for being the place with the most inane debate and discussions one can imagine. If you think your Facebook comments section is bad, you have yet to see a truly toxic argument in a tweet’s replies. It makes the things folks text to each other in anger look tame and mild.

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    Mashmelo
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why but when there is no comments on a post I feel the need to think of something worthy of commenting.

    Captive
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you won't want to be treated as an object unless the guy is hot

    Dee Rutherford
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As my mom used to say when we went shopping when I was a kid…”you can look, but don't touch”. Works for me very well.

    Nix
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell your nephew that you are going to give this man permission to look if he wants, thus also teaching him that consent is the important part. And then get his number.

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    Tempest
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either you need to feed your cat better or little Dahmer needs to be watched closely

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    Bob Brooce
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can also mean it has only one bathroom, but it was super cheap and easy to put beds in two more rooms.

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you sign a get well card for someone who is seriously sick? Do I go with the fake me or the real me? Obviously I went with the real me and said get back to work you slacker.

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    CanadianDimes
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My nephew started walking before his twin sister did, and when she saw it, she realized she also wanted in on that action.

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    Maartje
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I met my husband because a seagull stole the sammich I just made for him and sold him. I did not make him a new one either, just laughed at him.. been feeding him ever since.

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    Iampenny
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh, this happened to me in Paris too, I was so frustrated, especially as the guy's English was so much worse than my French. Pretty sure if I had have spoken English first he would have been annoyed and looked down at me as if I was a peasant (you know the look that only a Parisian can give when someone dares speak English to them)

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    #51

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trust me, when a dude finds the spot he is proud. He found the spot. I'm proud for him.

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    frederick clause
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need to make tickets more expensive so we can go back to showing up at the airport 20 minutes before the flight and still make it on the plane. And your luggage makes it on too.

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    Tempest
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep! We do! But not necessarily discreetly. It’s perfectly normal to research symptoms, treatments, etc relevant to the patient when they’re sitting in front of you, especially when they present with a rare disease or comorbidities. It’s actually advised that we do so when we’re faced with a tough diagnosis rather than make things up or give some incorrect information to the patient.

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    #61

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    LillieMean
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the conditioner hates the shampoo. The shampoo is carefree and doesn't care about its actions, whereas the conditioner always has to repair the damage that the shampoo did.

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    Ample Aardvark
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got my first period on the second day of a week's holiday in a very expensive aqua park. It was great to watch everyone else having the time of their life while I sat on a sunbed fully clothed.

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    mysterious(all pronouns)
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's all the sciences. I loved AP Chem because I had the best teacher, but the test sucked.

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    Spidercat
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandfather would see a woman with more than 3 children and his reflex response was "Someone should tell her what causes it." 😂

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    the_avenging_knight (her/she)
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that you may have located a stranded time traveler. Please send them to the time borough as soon as possible to prevent any timeline miss-haps.

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    Tempest
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay but I eat finger food like this cause I don’t want all my fingers to get coated in food!

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    Phil
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that would be 1918. 11/11/1918 at 11:00pm (23:00) to be precise.

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    Sava Hax
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stroopwafel. Dutch thing but we have them here in Germany too. Luckily 🤗

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    mysterious(all pronouns)
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep that's a crocodile. Brownish Green in color, v-shaped mouth, outward facing legs, both the bottom and top teeth stick out with it's mouth closed.

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Light" and "quick" have never been used to describe that game.

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea what this refers to but I like the pic so I am upvoting. She looks intelligent, deliberate, and potentially violent.

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    Iampenny
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, to be fair, from what I gather from the American school system, the President doesn't decide on teacher salaries, it's a state thing (feel free to correct me if I'm wrong)

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    Maartje
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wise but it does not always work. Grimacing and saying "eww" might work better.

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    Maartje
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Murica: a banger is a gangbanger. GB: a banger is a sausage. Guess which one I would prefer with my mashed pommes de terre.

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the things I love about my job: they can't deny my PTO or unpaid time off. I put PTO in last night because I'm sick.

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing about being healthy to live longer is all the extra years come at the end when you're already old.

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    Iampenny
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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, because we don't re-use buildings when a company moves out, we just tear them down and rebuild... every single time.....

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    4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Never be embarrassed about liking Nazi P*rn again" ~ Elon

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