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177 Of The Funniest Marriage Tweets Of The Year

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There's no bond between two people more special than marriage. At least in the beginning. But like most special things, it slowly becomes less special with time, and before you know it you're being forced to share your pizza with a person who won't even let you use their iPhone charger, even though they always use yours. Sound familiar? Then check out this list of 2016's funniest tweets about marriage. Compiled by Bored Panda, the collection is sure to have every married person secretly nodding in agreement. Don't forget to vote for the funniest!

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Greta is a Photo Editor-in-Chief at Bored Panda with a BA in Communication.In 2016, she graduated from Digital Advertising courses where she had an opportunity to meet and learn from industry professionals. In the same year, she started working at Bored Panda as a photo editor.Greta is a coffeeholic and cannot survive a day without 5 cups of coffee... and her cute, big-eared dog.Her biggest open secret: she is a gamer with a giant gaming backlog.

Greta is a Photo Editor-in-Chief at Bored Panda with a BA in Communication.In 2016, she graduated from Digital Advertising courses where she had an opportunity to meet and learn from industry professionals. In the same year, she started working at Bored Panda as a photo editor.Greta is a coffeeholic and cannot survive a day without 5 cups of coffee... and her cute, big-eared dog.Her biggest open secret: she is a gamer with a giant gaming backlog.

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Jim Doire 7 years ago

I've been happily married for 34 years and all of these are so true. You quickly cut the bull and get down to business in a real relationship. If a couple never fights, someone is giving in way too much. They've become a dish rag.

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Diana Bradley 7 years ago

right? lol

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Gabriel Wilson 7 years ago

So true

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walt h 7 years ago

We've been married close to 30 years... (and I ADMIT - I am NOT easy to deal with) HOW she is not: A) a raging alcoholic B) a raving drug addict or C) roaming the landscape, killing truckers with a wooden SPOON... is beyond me... she KNOWS she has EARNED that right!

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Jim Doire 7 years ago

I've been happily married for 34 years and all of these are so true. You quickly cut the bull and get down to business in a real relationship. If a couple never fights, someone is giving in way too much. They've become a dish rag.

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Diana Bradley 7 years ago

right? lol

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Gabriel Wilson 7 years ago

So true

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walt h 7 years ago

We've been married close to 30 years... (and I ADMIT - I am NOT easy to deal with) HOW she is not: A) a raging alcoholic B) a raving drug addict or C) roaming the landscape, killing truckers with a wooden SPOON... is beyond me... she KNOWS she has EARNED that right!

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