The best one.

OMG I do this with my brother and my mom

Savage!!!

I burst out laughing after reading this

Breathing "like this" is really annoying and stress inducing

a bored one?

Maybe try doing your dishes and picking up your garbage before she walks in. Just a thought.

But who's listening?

this is what happens in my house but with Cats

Finally I'm not alone

Lol 😂😂😂

That's sweet~

It's George..

Good catch!

Who turns down pizza?

Me as a wife XD

All too true

Roflmao!

😂

What? Don't they sell wolves and wolf accessories at Walmart?

Nest, password protected... :)

hahaha. every night.

Lol

Way to include the family X)

1:36 AM I understand the problem!

He’s just fishing for compliments.

I just read "the rapist" and wondered why a rapist would ask a wife such a question...

Eric, you're okay. You should do more fish puns for the halibut. She needs to stop whaling every time you krill it with your jokes. It cod be that she's just shellfish that she didn't think of it first.

I dog't do it on tortoise.

I hate buying toilet paper. I always buy multiple big packs. Why the dread I don't know

they'll just ask you back

Sounds like a drinking fun married time!

experience man.... experience...... B-)

That's right!

God Im so happy my boyfriend is an amazing cook! <3

I'm dying that the cat is sticking it's tongue out! 😂

First, she was always TOO hot. Window open - 20 degrees - I freeze. Now she is TOO cold. Thermostat set to boiling. I melt. Ain't love grand?!

Touché lol

His laptop is always blinking through my eyelids!! :)))

Ha ha smart a*s.

But she's right!

So glad I'm not the only one with this struggle, Every Freaking Day!

or fart...

anyway you collected all of those to one place... Good work fella

Lmao

Death over an I told you so? Seriously?

Poor dog :(

My lord, the accuracy of this...

goals

And then the person who finally realizes the trash is at max capacity getting mad that the other person didn't take it out sooner. 20+ years of successful marriage here folks, still pushing down the garbage...

I pick the brand of TP. My hubby either approves of my choice or doesn't care as long as he has something to wipe his bottom with. Not sure which it is, but it's probably the latter.

could also used as me and mom.

foodporn...yess

Agreed, and I’m not even married, nor over 20.

good one:)