Still life...this ought to be painted.

A dog is the only animal who will love you more than he loves himself. <3

I wouldn't trust that smile... ^_-

My golden many times sat in bubble baths if we accidentally left the door open.

Word of caution.... Watch where you step for the next 5 minutes.

Thank god the old dog was not a Chihuahua and the puppy a Leonberger.

Hilarious.

THAT FACE!!! You can HEAR what her expression says!!!

This dog looks like Nana from Disney's Peter Pan!!

best dog picture of 2016

We do not know, but he surely makes use of it. My guess is, if he had made the sign, it would read "Please feed the dog treats (lots of)"

That is a fur worthy of hiding in!

I would so love it if my trains had a dog like this on board. Would make it so much less stressful when the train is delayed once again (btw, why do people think Germans are always on time? Try taking a train and you'll change your mind)

But Romeo and Juliet DIE!!!

Ring around the collar.

DOG911: Try ripping apart the cushion

I would have winked back.

This dog just told me how to fix my split ends!

this is me, everytime a dog shows on a party :D

The dog deserves a price for extreme patience. And the child one for accuracy.

clean your room!!! lmao

Awww

That's so nice

How...and why?

That's too much DOGma for me...sorry but that was a little punny.

Which end is explosive?

Her eyebrows :)

Are you sure your dog isn't a cat? :)

Lovely parents. I'd totally do this too if I had a dog... and went to Disneyland.

And their other pets. In fact, the people are pretty much there to show their pets arround.

I guess this guy forgot to mention that this is a quote from Patrick Dempsey in the film Made of Honor (2008).

Biscuits would also have been a better choice for Great Britain, I assume.

hahaha...same here! I looooove doggies and kitties, but kids/babies...meh.

Doesn't look mean to me!

I too have had that conversation. I leave my dog lying in front of the warm wood stove. Then I shout, "someone has to support your life style.

Well, just talk to the dog. Most dog owners will understand, and reply by also talking to the dog. "No whom do we have here? *pet* *pet*" - "It's a St. Bernhard, 3 years old, aren't you? *also pet*" - "*wag* *wag*"

"We can start the fire now"

Probably inhaled a bit too deep from the traffiker's luggage...

lmao, I don't even own a dog, and I knew immediately what the emoji meant!

These are the moments...

I do not think the original photo can be explained.

He does, and he probably also knows that he has more followers than most human account owners.

Princess Derp...

I do the same thing... "all gone! no more!"

Lol that name tho, goose.

I wish I could hug them all at once :D

As long as she's being polite!

That would be fun! Great idea!

My dog is overly excited whenever I come home from school.

THis is slightly disturbing to look at.

Gotta be nice to their feet. They don't have shoes. Watch out for road salt too.

Instant disqualification from my life.

I have never heard "awful", "nice", and " dog" in the same sentnce

All my dogs have or have had middle names. Rita Isabel, Baci Cristina, Perla Carolina, Kyra Andreína, Sawyer Alejandro, Oliver Andrés, Logan Arturo, Baco Alberto, Lilia Margarita, María Chiquinquirá. Right now I only have Sawyer (who lives with me) and Rita, Baci and Perla (who live with my parents), the rest have sadly passed away.

That did get a human all the way to the White House

shes just very lonely....

"And I will have Hillary Caton prosecuted!"

"Introducing: Bark-O-EMail. Have you ever wondered how to keep [...]"

I think this is rather cute. Many dogs are terrified of fireworks.