Ha ha ha. I love it!

I--

During my wedding my soon to be father in law walked my bride down the aisle and as he handed her to me he said “no returns.”

this... is very accurate.

Aw, very wholesome

Ha ha ha.

how got the little lego in there? what was the new address? i've got so many questions

Poor Luke.

I do this!

well- she's not wrong i guess

Well, someone was "flying" on that day.

:D. Hilarious!

Friend 2 is lucky that he has a friend that will tell it like it is.

And the floor here is made out of floor, why yes

Imagine if multiple people attempted to say that at the same time.

That’s exactly what I want, in addition to a trove of wonderful books. A few trashy ones. Lots of teacups too

Not the best ice breaker, I see.

She met Moses when she needed him the most :-)

Wow. This exchange could be the beginning of a soap opera.

Becki... We are... CHICKEN STRIIIIIPSS

Hail treeman

Go for it

Did you pray that you would always find the right words?

Poor chap :/

sounds like something I would say sober...lol

I wonder if they sing, "I've got you Babe" during their conversations?

Now I want to see the picture of a bunny wearing a backpack.

Fair! Extra annoying when you're actually trying to arrange/attend something that is specifically timed - ie: "The show - that we paid hundreds of dollars for the tickets - is starting at XX:XX - are you almost here or should I call a cab?" or... "Hey, so-and-so's flight is leaving, we won't see them for at least another decade." - and then they're late... and... somehow... you're blamed for them not being on time... OR... they start getting upset that you won't do sh** with them anymore...

OML I LOVE THIS

lol

Yes you do! It's a sign of love.

I'm self employed. So I work everyday. I don't hate Mondays or Thursdays. Or whatever. It is always a work day.

coffee is necessary to function properly.

hygiene is not just a greeting

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My son can solve it in well under a minute! (I have to peel the stickers off to solve it... LOL)

So you broke up with Uber?

There's an easier way. Add the word "NO" to your vocabulary.

they aren't attached to money either, so good work