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According to NBC Los Angeles, however, Amazon users shouldn't base their decision of whether to buy a particular thing or not solely on the product reviews. University of Southern California social media professor Karen North said that the sellers are tricking Amazon's algorithm. "As sellers on Amazon, people know there are ways to game the system, where it looks like you have more positive ratings than you do," she said.

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What A Pure Man

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Kaisu 5 years ago

This is so wholesome and it's a very good picture of him!

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Prof. North also gave an example of one of the Amazon shopping schemes: sellers post a product to sell, collect reviews, then swipe out the product for a new one while keeping the old reviews in place.

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Found On A 72 Pack Of Kazoos

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AloofFox 5 years ago

YOU WILL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF AN ANGRY QUEER WITH A KAZOO

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North said sellers can do this over and over, duping buyers into thinking a product has more or better reviews than it really does. North says Amazon needs to crack down.

"They need to start thinking about whether or not people are figuring out how to game their system. And they need to figure out how to go in and clean that up," she said.

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Happy You Pregnant!

I bet this guy could have used it too.

amazon.com Report

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

he is slaying that tho

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In a statement to the I-Team, Amazon admitted these things do happen: "These bad actors show a flagrant disregard for our community, and our policies ... we work with sellers and law enforcement to hold them accountable by withholding funds and pursuing civil and criminal penalties."

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3 Sky Airplane For Boys – Dangerous For Girls

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danielw 5 years ago

after 'High and Tight', i was waiting for 'And she joined the Marines... as a Naval family, this is intolerable' or something.

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#6

Beds Should Look Like Beds

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Dream Wolf 5 years ago

To be fair, I'd be excited if I found a giant ice cream sandwich too. And it does look like one

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#7

Fair Point

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ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

This one made me laugh so hard :-)

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#8

A Review Of Those Incredibly Spicy Noodles

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Dream Wolf 5 years ago

This sounds awesome. 10/10 would buy those noodles too

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#9

5/5

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HOUSE 5 years ago

Looks like someone from Scotland gave that review

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#10

The Nightmare Fuel Of Amazon Reviews

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Dream Wolf 5 years ago

It's like a halloween ghost costume but even creepier, now you can say that your soul is escaping

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#11

50 Ways To Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes

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QueenOlive 5 years ago

And that my friends, is what she said

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#12

No Complaints

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Dream Wolf 5 years ago

I wouldn't complain either. It looks comfy?

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#13

Review On A Roku Streaming Stick

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Chris Mugea 5 years ago

"Either way 5 stars" killed me lol

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#14

Toddler Rages Against The Machine

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GFSTaylor 5 years ago

I had to buy a fridge lock once, when one of the cats I had then learned how to open the fridge door one evening while I was out.

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#15

Trimmers And Toilet Talk

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AloofFox 5 years ago

And have not flushed it down any toilets (yet...) HAHA oh my god this is amazing

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#16

Keeps The Car Cool, But Has Issues

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

bird box product

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#17

5 Stars For Sending Them To The Hospital

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Kaisu 5 years ago

"It has a great feel (on the handle end)" lol

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#18

Alex Jones Coloring Book Review

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Kaisu 5 years ago

This is the only way to use any Alex Jones related product

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#19

Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal

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Hello it Smee 5 years ago

I know what I am getting my brother for Christmas!

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#20

Yodelling Pickle

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Kaisu 5 years ago

I can think of many scenerios where one would need a yodelling pickle

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The Random Merp 5 years ago

I'd need a yodeling pickle every day of my life!

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TheElementalGod️️ 1 year ago

Imagine if there was a fire and the firemen heard the yodeling from inside the burning house and thought that a person was inside

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Rachel Hamrick 5 years ago

It's obviously a joke.

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Annamay 5 years ago

My husband says I have to stop reading these, my hysterical laughter is interrupting his watching Swamp People.

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BusLady 5 years ago

And don't forget the Singing Bass on the wall. Unless you're vegan, of course.

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heaveNly 5 years ago

ooooo i have one of those

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Rebeca Lozada 5 years ago

My physics Prof bought a screaming goat for whenever a student forgot a textbook at home he would take it off of his desk and say "This student has committed a felony" and shove the screaming goat in the students face. No one has forgotten a textbook for about 6 months XD

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R.s. Potter 5 years ago

The Yodelling Pickle would be a great name for a pub.

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My O My 5 years ago

Definitly an irish pub! I'm in

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funtime foxy 5 years ago

at first i thought it said raping avocados and i was like "HOW IS THAT A SUBSTITUTE?!?!"

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Link 5 years ago

I never knew I needed one until seeing this

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Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

I don’t even like pickles and I agree.

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Aaron W 5 years ago

can't.... go on..... one more day...... without yodelling pickle.....

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Alex K 5 years ago

i would buy that aubergine, i love wagner

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the Author is An A**hole 5 years ago

I laughed so hard I look l ike a tearing tomato

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Foxyloxylou 5 years ago

It's Larry the cucumber, from "Yodeling Veteranarian of the Alps" distant cousin

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Sheila Weila 5 years ago

I actually have one of these. We hang it on the Christmas tree.

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Id row 5 years ago

Not quite what I'm looking for. If anyone finds a pineapple that sings opera, let me know.

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Catherine Todd 5 years ago (edited)

Wait a minute! This is a real thing! Find one for your Christmas tree even! "Accoutrements Lucky Yodelling Christmas Pickle Ornament" with a motion detector, and gets 4.5 stars! https://www.amazon.com/Lucky-Yodelling-Christmas-Pickle-Ornament/dp/B01AHGOMFU/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1WPL61K0WK1YW&keywords=yodelling+pickles&qid=1556941023&s=instant-video&sprefix=ken+burns%2Cinstant-video%2C641&sr=8-1

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Blue Cicada 5 years ago

Just added this to my amazon wish list! Also added to deck top screaming goat!

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Ashley Wright 5 years ago

Everyone needs a yodeling pickle

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Christine Cameron-Dow 5 years ago

Where's a "rolling on the floor laughing" emoji when you need one?

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Madi D. 5 years ago

Why do I actually want this?😂

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Shelbey Hershman 5 years ago

My favorite one lol.

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Reynie 1 year ago

We have one of these at my workplace. I highly recommend any fast food place or alcohol selling place has one of these, they keep customers in line

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elcee 2 years ago

those kazoo guys should pick some of these up and add to their repertoire

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Dale Overturf 3 years ago

Uh oh! Plastic!

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Feather Elfstrom 5 years ago

How much for the aubergine?

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Dianna 5 years ago

Excellent review!

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Kevin Camp 5 years ago

We have one pof these in the office. Always good for a hoot.

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Night Shade 5 years ago

I though he said that he had tried raping avocados fiée à second there Gave me a shock

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Susann Campbell 5 years ago

I was just thinking about buying one of these the other day.

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ForkNBeans 5 years ago

You've obviously missed out on Tyson Wyngz McCartney themed lipsync bout with SwifferJet! I hear Creme Eggs will take on the winner.

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Rachel Hamrick 5 years ago

There are so many things Amazon has that we never knew we needed!

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Janine Randall 5 years ago

Might come in handy if you need some cough drops

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Luna Moonwatcher 5 years ago

My grandma had this! Then she put in my aunts purse (she is a nurse [no rhyme intended]) and hasn’t gotten it back yet.

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PandaLover 5 years ago

Just out of curiosity.... why would someone invent a yodeling pickle in the first place????

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Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago

Because

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Dream Wolf 5 years ago

Why would you need a yodelling pickle? It sounds fun but why?

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Kaisu 5 years ago

It's a joke gift

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VICTORIA HERNANDEZ 5 years ago

good prank right

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KarmaQueen 5 years ago

Glad it worked for you.

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#21

Was Looking For A Jump Rope

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Kaisu 5 years ago

You will feel a sting like a whip of Satan

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#22

That's All I Wanted To Know

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Dream Wolf 5 years ago

Hey, good rice is amazing.

59points

#23

Argumentatively Better Than An Apple Watch The Way This Guy Sells It

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Dream Wolf 5 years ago

It probably lasts longer than an apple watch

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#24

Wife Leaves Husband For Printer

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

"If it Vibrated I would be Divorced" OmG..LMAO!!!

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#25

True Love Still Exists

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Luis Milian 5 years ago

I live in south florida and have a similar one. They are truly amazing

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#26

$16,000 Speakers

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Kaisu 5 years ago

Well this is dark

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#27

Crafting With Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts To Make With Your Cat

These ladies have probably read this.

amazon.com Report

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Dream Wolf 5 years ago

I would totally 100% buy this. I wonder if it'll work with dog hair. I have huskies and malamutes so it might be fun

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#28

This 5-Star Verified Review Of Noise Canceling Headphones

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ember avery 5 years ago

i need this for wen you and your brother are fighting -my mom

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#29

Bunch Of Reviews For These Fake Flower Petals That Apparently Have A Strong Odor. This One’s Pretty Good

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danielw 5 years ago

.... so, how does this fellow know what a fish-hamster-baby-thing and it's 3-week old cage smell?

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#30

Ho Ho... Oh

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Kaisu 5 years ago

This is kind of terrifying

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#31

Cheese Wheel

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Alan Wilkening 5 years ago

Mmmm... it’s amazing how much more appetizing a food becomes when you add the word “wheel.”

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