Some guy at M&Ms spent a long time staring at your letter saying WTF!??!

blue M&M's are smurf turds. that's why they don't survive so well.

This is a work of art, plain and simple. It is far superior to a good many novels I've read lately! Oh and pro-tip: try reading it in a Morgan Freeman As God voice...

Maybe they packed all the M&Ms he sent back ?

Darwin has been out-Darwined. Well done.

I need people like him in my life.

This is the best thing I have ever read

Two M's in, one M out!

The spelling is atrocious! GAH!

Due to soy allergies we can't have m&ms. Wonder if we could do the same thing with skittles. It sounds like fun.

I sometimes do this!!! I am also eating M&M's right now!

I read this in a sorta animal documentary/wrestling announcer voice

This. Is astounding!!!

That's so awesome! Now I'm going to have to try that next time I have M&M's. Good work!

i will never eat m & ms the same again

Spelling!!

snack-fod ....

BUT WHO WON????

This person should be a writer!! His movies would kill people from laughter. Lmaooo

You’re a genius!!!!

I'm sure that your study insures the right temperature that is required to sustain the chocolate from melting and making sure both hands are of the same temperature as you conduct this very valuable experiment. I applaud you in your endeavor to make it possible for future chocolate lovers to always know that more of these little morsels will continue to breed for our and their enjoyment.

and one more..possibly this method c/b used all the way to cancer research? Who can say? Extrapolate!!

The visuals on that are great, lol.

The Highlander of M%m's!!

Darwinism at its finest.

Hahahahaha this is AWESOME,!!! I’m almost peeing my pants! Brilliant!!!

Omg I cant believe I read this whole thing and now I have people staring at me because I'm cracking up laughing

I take part in the M&M Fight Club as well, but I don't go as far as to send one back to factory for breeding lol

This person needs a life, or a job, or both. Seriously.

ekskskkskk

This is pure genius.

Wow! Mega deep thoughts being pump the my brain. Not sure I have the aptitude to help with your research. I always seem to just pop a handful into my mouth as soon as I see them. No time for games)research.

Simply hilarious!

I want a pack of 56oz M&Ms

-and with hard boiled eggs, take one in each hand and tap the small ends together. -but I don't send the winner back, just devil it with the rest of them.

Gods, I love that so much. A bit Joe Lycett.

🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

I want to keep scrolling through but I keep coming back here. I have so much respect for this person.

Hahaha 😂😂

I'm joining! Anyone else in for a tournament?

this is utterly amazing, everyone should do this as a trend

Nerdiness taken to the next level! I LOVE IT!!!!! Should totally do something like this, but, knowing me, I would get carried away...

fantastic!

This person has so much time on his hands. lol

All M&Ms must die.

Literally I have done this, but not to the extent of this LOL :)

Gladiators with m and m's I love it