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If you're browsing the internet for laughs but the memes seem overused and the comics look like they've become a copy of each other, there's still something that might do the trick. Amazon reviews. They're honest, witty, and, best of all, self-aware. From an elderly man who just used a selfie-stick for the first time to a woman who can't pull her new turtleneck over her head, you don't have to be a writer for a late night talk show to pen something hilarious. All it takes is just a little bit of amazement or disappointment after you open your long-awaited delivery. Continue scrolling and check out some of the funniest Amazon reviews the site has to offer!

#1

Breeding M&M's

Breeding M&M's

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ZombieGirl5591
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lmao..Im laughing so hard at this my dogs are barking at me

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According to NBC Los Angeles, however, Amazon users shouldn't base their decision of whether to buy a particular thing or not solely on the product reviews. University of Southern California social media professor Karen North said that the sellers are tricking Amazon's algorithm. "As sellers on Amazon, people know there are ways to game the system, where it looks like you have more positive ratings than you do," she said.

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    #2

    What A Pure Man

    What A Pure Man

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    Kaisu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so wholesome and it's a very good picture of him!

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    Prof. North also gave an example of one of the Amazon shopping schemes: sellers post a product to sell, collect reviews, then swipe out the product for a new one while keeping the old reviews in place.

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    #3

    Found On A 72 Pack Of Kazoos

    Found On A 72 Pack Of Kazoos

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    AloofFox
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU WILL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF AN ANGRY QUEER WITH A KAZOO

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    North said sellers can do this over and over, duping buyers into thinking a product has more or better reviews than it really does. North says Amazon needs to crack down.

    "They need to start thinking about whether or not people are figuring out how to game their system. And they need to figure out how to go in and clean that up," she said.

    #4

    Happy You Pregnant!

    Happy You Pregnant!

    I bet this guy could have used it too.

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    In a statement to the I-Team, Amazon admitted these things do happen: "These bad actors show a flagrant disregard for our community, and our policies ... we work with sellers and law enforcement to hold them accountable by withholding funds and pursuing civil and criminal penalties."

    #5

    3 Sky Airplane For Boys – Dangerous For Girls

    3 Sky Airplane For Boys – Dangerous For Girls

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    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    after 'High and Tight', i was waiting for 'And she joined the Marines... as a Naval family, this is intolerable' or something.

    Lotte
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can feel the sarcasm dripping through my screen

    Benjamin Boysley
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    close one, couple more hours and she'd be chopping wood in a plaid shirt.

    Pamela24
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant review! :D I laughed so hard.

    Lewis Jones
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is good on so many levels!!

    Lena Hudson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I aspire to reach this epic level of eloquent but sassy af and hilarious to boot...

    Lily Grace
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that your sarcasm is enveloping when I read this lol. It's such a hard thing to come across in text.

    Whiterain25 furry
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have alot of clothes/ items that were labled for boys. Especially since I love fnafffffff

    KCN
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. I was thinking for a while that this actually happened, that this mom was perpetuating myths when I realized: no, these are funny reviews! Phew.

    Sugar Latte
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol same! It was only until she was said DIGGING SHOVEL FOR MEN when I realized that it was a joke 🤣🤣

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    Donald Holder*Doc
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, the sarcasm in this one could topple the psychiatric world for decades! Bravo mom!

    trix
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was keeping it together until "shovel for men". One of the rare times I laughed out loud while reading something on the internet.

    Edwina Craciun
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven't laughed so hard in a long time! Bravo

    ForkNBeans
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE this review! I certainly will not buy ANY "3 Sky AirPlane for Boys" for my sweet, gentile little granddaughter anytime soon. I just loathe all the screaming, crying and foot stomping about to come when I take the EasyBake Oven away from her brother.

    Nostalgic Hyena
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I don't understand why some things are unnecessarily labeled as "for men/boys" or "for women/girls".

    Bunny Lady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm laughing so hard right now!!!!!!!

    Michelle Dodson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loving it! (I can't believe that Amazon would allow such a sexist ad in the first place, since some of their customers might actually be female!)

    Sjon Svenson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This calls for a reverse test. get her brother a toy kitchen and doll set.

    Marnee DeRider
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can die happy after reading this.

    tuzdayschild
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All this fuss when all she had to do was get the Sky Planes for girls. Whatever

    Uchman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoosh! The point is that there no specific toys "for girls"

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    _-DungeonKeeper-_
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Planes make kids trans, good to know.

    Mer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heh, LOVE this one!!

    Sam Mitchell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Digging shovel for men! Hahahaha!

    Amina Hays
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit over the top but it's still pretty funny. For a woman.

    Amina Hays
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the person who downvoted my comment, it's a joke. Stop being such a girl.

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    cookie panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah yes, enslaved gender roles.

    Rani Johnson
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally gender biased b******t review.

    Sara Lang
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    6 years ago

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    I do wish yku could use the right spelling. It is "aeroplane", NOT "airplane"

    Shelley Jennings
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    6 years ago

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    Oh ffs,, couldn't even read the whole thing.. One of 'those' mums

    KarmaQueen
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    6 years ago

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    LMAO at this one. If this is serious, I feel bad that she honestly believes this happened. I wonder if she was on drugs?

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @KarmaQueen. I can't. Are you on drugs?

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    Dream Wolf
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    6 years ago

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    I really really want to know why this review was written. It's very sarcastic

    HOUSE
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's written because of the unnecessarily gendered toys. Kids can play with what they like, let's stop assigning certain things to genders.

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    #6

    Beds Should Look Like Beds

    Beds Should Look Like Beds

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    Dream Wolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I'd be excited if I found a giant ice cream sandwich too. And it does look like one

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    #7

    Fair Point

    Fair Point

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    #8

    A Review Of Those Incredibly Spicy Noodles

    A Review Of Those Incredibly Spicy Noodles

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    Dream Wolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds awesome. 10/10 would buy those noodles too

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    #9

    5/5

    5/5

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    HOUSE
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone from Scotland gave that review

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    #10

    The Nightmare Fuel Of Amazon Reviews

    The Nightmare Fuel Of Amazon Reviews

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    Dream Wolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like a halloween ghost costume but even creepier, now you can say that your soul is escaping

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    #11

    50 Ways To Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes

    50 Ways To Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes

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    QueenOlive
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that my friends, is what she said

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    #12

    No Complaints

    No Complaints

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    Dream Wolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't complain either. It looks comfy?

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    #13

    Toddler Rages Against The Machine

    Toddler Rages Against The Machine

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    GFSTaylor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to buy a fridge lock once, when one of the cats I had then learned how to open the fridge door one evening while I was out.

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    #14

    Review On A Roku Streaming Stick

    Review On A Roku Streaming Stick

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    #15

    Trimmers And Toilet Talk

    Trimmers And Toilet Talk

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    AloofFox
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And have not flushed it down any toilets (yet...) HAHA oh my god this is amazing

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    #16

    Keeps The Car Cool, But Has Issues

    Keeps The Car Cool, But Has Issues

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    #17

    5 Stars For Sending Them To The Hospital

    5 Stars For Sending Them To The Hospital

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It has a great feel (on the handle end)" lol

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    #18

    Alex Jones Coloring Book Review

    Alex Jones Coloring Book Review

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the only way to use any Alex Jones related product

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    #19

    Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal

    Senior Woman With Asthma Wall Decal

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    Hello it Smee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what I am getting my brother for Christmas!

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    #20

    Yodelling Pickle

    Yodelling Pickle

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can think of many scenerios where one would need a yodelling pickle

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    #21

    Was Looking For A Jump Rope

    Was Looking For A Jump Rope

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    Kaisu
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will feel a sting like a whip of Satan

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    #22

    That's All I Wanted To Know

    That's All I Wanted To Know

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    #23

    Argumentatively Better Than An Apple Watch The Way This Guy Sells It

    Argumentatively Better Than An Apple Watch The Way This Guy Sells It

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    Dream Wolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably lasts longer than an apple watch

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    #24

    Wife Leaves Husband For Printer

    Wife Leaves Husband For Printer

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If it Vibrated I would be Divorced" OmG..LMAO!!!

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    #25

    True Love Still Exists

    True Love Still Exists

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    Luis Milian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in south florida and have a similar one. They are truly amazing

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    #27

    Crafting With Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts To Make With Your Cat

    Crafting With Cat Hair: Cute Handicrafts To Make With Your Cat

    These ladies have probably read this.

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    Dream Wolf
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally 100% buy this. I wonder if it'll work with dog hair. I have huskies and malamutes so it might be fun

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    #28

    This 5-Star Verified Review Of Noise Canceling Headphones

    This 5-Star Verified Review Of Noise Canceling Headphones

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    ember avery
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i need this for wen you and your brother are fighting -my mom

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    #29

    Bunch Of Reviews For These Fake Flower Petals That Apparently Have A Strong Odor. This One’s Pretty Good

    Bunch Of Reviews For These Fake Flower Petals That Apparently Have A Strong Odor. This One’s Pretty Good

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    danielw
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... so, how does this fellow know what a fish-hamster-baby-thing and it's 3-week old cage smell?

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    #30

    Ho Ho... Oh

    Ho Ho... Oh

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    #31

    Cheese Wheel

    Cheese Wheel

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    Alan Wilkening
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmm... it’s amazing how much more appetizing a food becomes when you add the word “wheel.”

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