Nah, he’s more likely to be employee of the YEAR, duh

....ok no harming ... let me just- *throws rope away*

that escalated quickly

NOTHING BUT FACTS

I love that guy in the back facepalming....

True lol

I guess you've found her a home then.

Brings back memories of dad and the dog memes😂

The dad is the one tasked to Bury the family pet and any other creature that might turn up dead. That's why they refuse them after a few years. It just means they still have a soul somewhere in there.

AWW 😻💖 REAL MEN just LOVE dear sweet KITTIES😻💖

Men who hate cats either have control issues or they've never actually been around cats.

I knew cats were brainwashing aliens.

Curse you cuteness! You won't get me again

Every dad that has ever dad'd

That is how it be do

Mama bear and baby bear look so done with him....

lol yes

Save Dave (LIKE IF YOU AGREE)

detergent is also a option :D

Some things are beyond repair

As I say, about 80% of the problems in greek mythology are caused by Zeus being horny.

I mean - he breaks into our house and leave presents and see us if we are good and naughty HOW!?

Space beam, covid, omnicrom, black hurricanes, teleporting statues...aliens are the least of our concern and would totally fit the craziness of the 2020's

Missed oppertunity to say how about meow

And then they are taking over you

It’s the temptation, we cant help oursleves

“NOW CALL A F*****G ABULANCE”

They’re all blind because they were staring at the sun. Maybe because she’s the hottest in the room.

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahaaa...this is neat...

FACTS

I do to, but only ironically.

OH COME ON JUST STEAL HER AND GIVE HER TO ME! pls....

perfection

"flat-head " I can't stop imagining it XD

Those critters are snippy.

Wise boy.

But.... is normal to cry

lol

WE FOUND THE MEME

*baby yoda being cute*

Me, the most socialy awkard person I know

Don’t we all slouch like bananas though?

Like Hispanics wearing socks with sandals……there the best

How every dog interaction starts. The people equivalent is to pass a joint!

See, just like I said on the other one.

I'm VERY allergic to any insect bite but ... BEES AND WASP I CAN ALMOST DIE

lol

is that my grandpa i see

Truly demonstrates the differences between shopping with mom and dad

MASTER SHIFU IS THAT YOU

I need one

Yeah, that was a mess, and I would know since my dad works for Evergreen. XD

This is beautiful

*Gasp* a collab comic that I’ve seen before, but from the other POV!

I see why he wanted he to stay at home