Why isn't this no. 1? I had to drop ut of 2 high schools due to mental health issues, and high school was one of the biggest reasons.

Breaking ribs, that sounds horrible

How about in the movies and TV when they get amnesia from a blow to head? Then they get another blow to the head and their memories come back

Ticks and chiggers!!

"I SAID THE MUSIC IS TOO LOUD, I CANNOT HEAR YOU!"

Oh yeah! Paired with these movie scenes where someone tries to announce the most important news which would resolve the whole situation and doesn't get to it.

Here in Colorado the soil is so hard that even a gas powered post hole digger gives up after about 10 inches. (Insert joke about girlfriend named post hole digger here)

Supperhero actionfigures XD

I was watching Terminator 2 with my dad and he got annoyed how both a shotgun and pistol were being fired in a tiny elevator, and they were all fine when in reality they would be basically deaf at that point

It's why if I carry my own alcoholic beverages I typically carry them in a normal thermos. Some of those flasks look cool, and as much as I want to carry them I'd rather people not think I'm addicted to alcohol when I'm just trying to enjoy life.

Like Joe in You.... that was one creepy serie but quite well played.

Reminds of April Fool's Day (1st Apr everyone pranks each other and justifies it by saying 'April Fool's! in the UK) one year. There was this lovely guy who would do anything for anybody in our football team and he got 'fooled' big-style. One of the other lads rang him up and told him he'd run out of petrol about 30 miles from home and could he come and help. Of course, he went and nobody was there. Poor sod. He was jolly cross.

Such vivid imagery :D

Sounds like Sheldon judging Superman for making a lumpy jigsaw puzzle of Lois Lane if the movies were realistic

Waiting to rush somewhere and rushing there to wait some more.

I mean, with some earbuds and a pocket-sized device you can get the silly music. Not too sure about the time travel, though

And the overly excited kids with the overly annoyed/stressed out/angry parents. 😬

The movie Hot Fuzz was considered noteworthy because they listened to a cop saying how it's mostly paperwork and you never see that in the movies *so they actually put that in*.

It sucks, but if someone starts it defend yourself.

Your entire back bleeding from hundreds of cuts caused by flying glass and debris.

I love watching Archer

Also, phone calls in movies are always short and to the point and nobody makes sure you understood all the information they just threw at you. „Meet me at that bar you’ve never heard of in that city you have never been to in two hours“ *hangs up*.

I'm a weirdo but I love moving! I love to pack everything down and to unpack it all at the new home and putting it in the new spot. 😁 the only thing I hate about moving is getting everything moved from one place to new. I guess you could say that I love moving except the actual move of things. Lol.

Realistic dialog doesn't work in media, like movies and books. Much how we don't want a full accounting of every moment of a day, either. It's the high points, important bits, including the conversations. Too much realism gets tedious!

Especially good if you are whimsical, not like other girls type.

Hacking is always shown to be this big exciting screen of code with a ‘I’m in’ uttered twenty seconds later. In reality it’s a long time trying one attack after another, or trying to lure someone into giving you their password (which is easier than conventional hacking) and why we pay professional companies to test our security.

Done that with 3 kids. The two oldest spent a week being EXTREMELY excited about not being at home. The youngest spent the first evening vomiting all our ALL her clothes and my bf's. He had to wear my pants for a day until his own were washed and dried. Lol. But our conclusion to that week: never ever travel again just us 5. Lol

I got into a little kick watching police body cam videos on YouTube and even with a baton they had to hit it several times before it broke.

I'm oblivious to my surroundings.... when there is a nice song playing in the supermarket, I'll sing and dance, but I do however learned to control the volume and space around me XD