Omg this happens to me a lot (●__●)

even the cat...

Plot twist: it is made out of sleeves!

LoL funny

You don't believe in it.... until they hire you! ♥

Pretty much gave up wearing them - much easier when you have pets.

as the owner of the sphinx, I confirm> <

My dad. I quit eating pork and pork by-products when I was 12. Dad is still the pork police when we go out.

Yep, that's exactly how it is. White, red, peel, white again.

All the time!

This is how I feel on BP.

Isn't that the damn truth!

This is too relatable... I hate that s**t

Truth

YEEEEEEES RIGHT ON!! Every time. I've spent a half hour on a drawing, gotten tons of likes. The I spend 40 hours on one - not a single like.

Quit spending so much damn time online BEGGING for attention and validation.

And why I love cats lol

Sebastian Stan photobomb. She knows her priorities

Hahahaha, guilty secret

I have these thoughts when I go to bed at night!!!

My work is different but the cat problem persists..

“Make the top smooth” is a lie I too tell myself.

The Deadpool mug is awesome

You should switch to leggings. Their more durable.

MEEEEE

She has found the sleeve 😲

Nintendo switches FTW!

Then he is going to explode ...

I thought PMS was universally recognized as terrible?

Me too.

Every single time.

Listen, if you can't talk about poop with friends they're clearly not your friends.

Said no father ever lol

I do that too, Ari. You're not alone :)

Unless that kid is crowning, just say nothing.

This is why i pretty much never wear make up; my skin can't really handle it and can't really be bothered anyway. And if people are used to how you look without, they'll never do the "omg you look ill?!" :P

Sphynx cats are the best cats

What kind of dessert takes onion, peppers and steak?!

You're beautiful both in and out. Stay true to yourself!!!

I love that the cat is slowly falling off the bed

Autoplay lol

Since when are backpacks something especially cool?

Does anyone really do this?

If I had a grandma that made me anything so cool, it would be treasured. I hope she doesn't regret giving it away later.

This and the "Chatting with Friends" is my life!! Totally me!!

Ari doesn't follow the rules

That's so like my dad..

Uh oh.

YES I HATE WHEN THE SUN IS RLY BRIGHT I LOVE THE RAIN IM THE LITERAL RAIN WOMAN. *sees sunlight* HISSSSSS

Wazaaaa!!!

Ok maybe not edible but you can still look at it

You are all oversensitive. Its building a small Connection

The little s**t!

I really love pasta, but I'm not too patient to boil it. Anyone have suggestions?

well she got the jacket on

The pit isn't gross...