I Draw Comics That People Can Relate To (Part 3)

challenge accepted.

I usually hear the opposite "You're gonna leave your food? But you're fat!"

Can! (in Buzz Lightyear "Yes, I can fly" voice)

Is anyone annoyed by the fact that the pizza doesn't line up in either crust nor with pepperoni?

ha ha ha ha ha ha in ur FACE!

ALL THE TIME. :D

Me!!

I've said this truly seems to happen to me a lot lol

So you turn into a horryfying demon straight from other dimension when you bump into strangers and then you turn into some ugly grey alien f**k what the hell ever that thing on the right is when you bump into people you know? I think ill contact the CIA just incase we are dealing with some rare anomaly here.

yep same here my bro is So annoying but if anyone else tries to touch him. THEY.ARE. DEAD.

Smack

most things that say "relatable" are usually not, but this one is.

Me and my friend. I'm the pink one, (I even have glasses that are pink!) And my friend is the blue one.

I used to fight with my brother as kids. One day I was coming home from a horse riding lesson when the bully of the estate I lived on grabbed my riding crop and began whipping me with it. I went home to tell Mum as he didn't give me my crop back and my back brother just got up and went out. He came back about 15 minuets later and handed my crop back and said "if he gives you any more trouble, let me know ". Later on I found out he'd found this bully and knocked 7 shades of c**p out of him. When I asked my brother " why would he stick up for me when we fight a lot of the time"? His answer " I'm your older brother and as such I'm the only one who gets to fight with you. But if ANYONE hurts you or bullies you they will have to answer to me". I tried to be a better sister after that an we're best friends now. II tried to be a better sister ".

coffee is a natural laxitive

yo

Luv it!!!

Normally the size that is just a bit larger is also out of stock, so you can’t buy one that you can grow into.

When I see this it makes me think of sales where a pair of shoes is a hundred dollars and they just add a crossed out 200 sign

Worse yet, the size that's a bit smaller is there. You buy it and add it to your guilt pile of clothes that are too small.

This gets even more relevant the larger a size you are.

Or they do have your size and when it ships in you squeeze yourself into what they think is large when in North America it's really an extra small

I always thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips...

It's nitrogen to keep it fresh.

this is so accurate its scary

Yep, they are selling air

no need to be so....salty...

i tend to whip my head around and rush into the conversation to see if people are talking trash

XD one time I was sitting across the gym room from my friends. I couldn't hear a thing until they said my name lol. Then I walked up and asked if they were talking about me. they were shocked lmao

Yass. And leave fingerprints on it.

same. but i got in trouble 4 that XD

I love doing this! I thought no one else did it!

I don't do this but I do do it with glue!

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The picture on the right looks like a d**k that got infected by some alien disease. PEELING WAX OFF MY D**K.

This is so true... People often forget that emotions matter, and negative ones matter just as much as positive ones and should never be suppressed. Our emotions make us human and they should be given just as much attention as anything else in our lives.

aww this tells the truth

I'm no okaaaaay :'(

I thought to myself, after reading the posting from Mr or Ms?, whom I'm about to post a snippet of his post, anyway I was thinking that this guy is a real jerk or not really a positive educated human being. So, I googled his name is this is what I got: the post was from named, alwright, etc. follwed by what he post about himself on his web page! alwright Community Member I am a real life lazy panda. I learned how to read and stole a laptop from a tourist. :)

Are you trying to flip the reality here? Okay means okay, and not okay means not okay, got it?

ohmigosh happens ALL the TimE

The first this you do is always the same, pick up a pencil and WRITE YOUR NAME!!!!!