Yup me too! Except my nephew...he's awesome, part of that being I can give him back to my sister when he starts screaming ;)

Amen:)))

The last picture is dead on my Wife, when I have been up an hour after showering, dressing, getting breakfast ready, going to wake my wife in the morning is like walking into a lion's den full of starving lions, no joke I call her from the bedroom door in a nice quiet voice, sweetheart it's time to get up, good god, I am pleased I am never near the side of the bed or I would end up like the paper I empty out of my paper shredding box, If we were ever to go to war with another country I would send an army of women and let the war start first thing in a morning, the war would be over before nine o'clock in the morning.

you won't need it anymore once you've mastered THE TRICK

Well, that would be a "Deadpool International Women's Day"

I'm glad I'm not the only person whose thought about that

More likely my grandma.

That took an unexpected turn :D

That whale referance tho.... :)

Meerkats are cute too

"I can tell you are upset. It's written all over my face."

This one tickled me. ^_^

Sweet mother of all Tuppers!

Every f*****g time. Hairdressers are the reason I have trust issues.

I do this! And think of Alan everytime!

Nope, not a chance. I own you now dude.

how do you eat without creating washing up - microwaved baked botato

Peer pressure overriding common sense.

my hair does the same thing

The weather where I live is unpredictable al year >.<

Poor sock :(

hahahaha best one!

and more cacti :D

Black Friday in retail. " Show me a person with a deep, abiding loathing for all mankind, I'll show you someone who works in retail." (from my fridge magnet).

she looks like zenon

Popping a zit can be a messy affair leaving a big red mark. It's best to avoid public popping unless it's worse to leave it alone.

Hahahah

What's the problem with multicolor socks?! They're perfect at all ages!

I wish

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes...Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!! They'll beat you, bash you, squish you, mash you Chew you up for brunch and finish you off for dinner or lunch!---- Ah what a movie :-)

Denile is not just a river in Egypt

Still cute tho

Everyone knows that feeling!

The mannequins are practically skeletons.

Luv Workkkkk...