I DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO SPORTS, BUT THIS DUDE IS AMAZING FOR STICKING UP FOR THEM

This should be higher.

dude we learned about spartan women in sixth grade cmon

Dystopian hell scape.

Both my kids went through primary school, high school and university without ever knowing what 'Active shooter drills' are all about. I never had to wonder if they would come home alive everyday.

So dumb

It absolutely did. We are such an embarrassment. Add in that I'm Texan and I want to hide my head in the sand these days. I'm no longer proud of my country or state and that's tough to say.

"I can't wait until I turn 18, I'm going out and doing shots!" "But you have to be 21 to drink in the US" "I didn't say drinks; I said shots"

The irony

wait till you hear about the Holy Hand Grenade.

A patient with massive silicone boobs told me she refused the vaccine because she didn't want artificial stuff in her body.

The reply is freaking legendary

Freedom costs a buck o five.

I once saw a guy in his car crossing himself before starting to drive at a green light. This was in Athens and traffic was hell (2003).

People using religion as an excuse for s**t like this really gets on my nerves

I'm conflicted on this one. Funny? Yes. A bit dark? Sure. My dad was max oxygen during covid and was fully vaccinated. He did previously have lung cancer and emphysema before he passed. Nope, still funny. Sorry dad I got my sense of humor from you.

Why would your code name for something be a god damn anagram that's literally so stupid

Hell yeah I love watchibg that sport where people get brain damage

And too many people don't seem to realise how utterly stupid that sounds.

If you don't want to wrap it, stay home and whack it.

Don’t have a functioning circulatory system because it gives guys the ick. Got it

His response was amazing

it also didn't disappear

I can absolutely say I dont understand "human drivers of fire"what is that? Sounds scray! I need to read MCarthy et al 😄

I had a boss tell me that morning meetings were not for me because I was a temp. One day the manager comes by and yells at me for not attending meetings, in front of the boss that told me not to go. And she didn't say a word. I quit that day.

Ummm all that stuff about the weed I’m just repeating what I have heard other people say.

Canada>>>

My ex manager was a chain smoker, like every hour outside for a cigarette break, when we were discussing favorite soda flavors, he said’ yuck, do you have any idea what soda does to your body’

Hey mate you said the quiet part out loud

As long as they're in the womb, they'll protect them, after that you're on your own

It's about controlling people

The foster care number is hard to drop as the goal is to reunite, not adopt. Have friends that has been trying to adopt their foster kids for years, but as long as the parents dont sign off, it isnt gonna happen. And could you send some adoption kids to Sweden? They would be so welcome! Here we dont have virtually any kids to adopt nationally at all, only abroad adoptions. And they are so few we only have one adoption agency left (for good reasons, many of the adopted kids from Chile, China Korea etc was kidnapped and now the real adoptees usually gets homes within families. So about 3x more in line waiting for adopt then adoptions made each year, and that is with a lot of people giving up on the costly process with low hopes for a kid. Now most do embryo adoption or surrogacy instead of waiting for years and maybe if they are lucky have a older kids with medical needs

So let me see if i understand this right: fetus=life life=not life did i get thid right? 🤣

It's not about protecting babies, it's about punishment. Duh!

And they are so happy today as the number of births is up 10,000 due to the new law.

Back up your words and beliefs or STFU!

They're Pro-Birth, Not Pro-Life. Idiots.

I do just want to add that adoption is very expensive and adoption through foster care is difficult. It takes a lot of patience and love to adopt a kid who has been through the foster care system because of their trauma. That being said, I think anyone who is in the position to adopt should.

Duh, Taylor. Just be quiet and stop embarrassing yourself.

Yes, it fücking well does.

This just proves that it's never been "pro-life" it's always been "anti-woman."

Thanks, Taylor Lackbrain

Then why don't you pro-lifers adopt some of those unwanted kids???

So he wants to care for the after birth too? EWWWWWW!

If we can empty out animal shelters of animals needing good homes with adoption drives, we can certainly do something to empty out the foster care and adoption services of children needing good homes, ffs. If we don’t right the wrong of republicans trying to abolish Roe v Wade anytime soon, we will HAVE to. Unless we start doing free spay and neuter clinics for humans who don’t want to have children.

I'm pro-life(because of Religion) and want to adopt as soon as I turn eighteen. Better?

This makes me a sad panda.

Perfectly legal under the 13th Amendment. Former slaves were often arrested in the South to be used as (slave) prison labor. 13A is ironically part of the root of today's mass over-incarceration in the US.

Jesus christ that's super scary what the f**k

gary out here doing the police's job

Hoist on their own McPetard