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Meet the artist John King who is behind the comic series "Fruit gone bad". The NY cartoonist’s 80k+ followers on Instagram absolutely love the jokes and sense of humor the artist has! In a world where broccoli can cuss and chilis are up to no good in your intestines, just what kind of personalities do they have? Well, it's up to you to find out!

The comics have been previously posted on Bored Panda and you can find them by clicking here and here.

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tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The tiny 'child' dandelion looks so traumatised

Stephanie Paich
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the one at the bottom that isn't ready for this yet

WindySwede
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How to circumvent BPs censoring..

Laura Isabel
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I follow this wonderful Artist on IG and my favorite are his 🍑 and 🍌 cartoons! He is so humble too and loves puns!!!

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Bored Panda reached out to the 37-year-old author of the Fruit Gone Bad comics. First, we wanted to know how the author started and what made him consider making comics.

"I used to draw comics when I was a kid. Action comics, funny comics, and dungeons and dragons comics were my favorite to draw and write. Then as I got older, I started really sketching seriously and painting black light posters." The author also shared details about who inspires him to keep creating. "My idol is Gary Larson, he was my inspiration. My goal was to get the perfect picture and the point across with as little wording as possible."

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard difference between hungry and horny is where you put the cucumber. I guess this way you can have your cucumber and eat one too.

    Why?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Orgasmic cucumbers: Coming to a store near you.

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can you buy organic cucumbers for 2/50 cents?

    genevieve.delangie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can feel the organic cucumbers jealousy

    Rylosalex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The smug smile on the cucumber with his hands behind his head is glorious!

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And BP think that we don't like suggestive things, and need to censor things. Like if you don't mind this things here!

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That smirk will be gone the moment they realize where they're about to get stuffed into. And it's hardly going to be a salad.

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    Why?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... but sometimes they get stuck in your teeth.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there it is... That door just slammed shut for a long time.

    Kim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great X rated dad joke!

    Pjerrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think he will get his Dicken's Cider tonight....

    Agent_fox77
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    😢 no just NO!!!

    butt soup
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you're commenting stuff like this on the third comic, why did you keep going until the end, commenting unnecessary things on almost every single post saying how much you dislike it?

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    Given how many years the comic artist has been creating, it's no surprise that he also has a set schedule for his work. "If an idea comes to my head, I try to get it on paper as fast as I can or at least write down the premise. I think if it can be made better in any way. Sometimes I re-draw the comic if a better idea comes to mind. I pencil it, ink it, then color it. I'm a bit old-fashioned but I’m used to doing it this way as opposed to using a program. I try to publish at least 3 times a week."

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, you play it your way, I’ll play it mine…

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOoohhhhh! No, but he's trying to pop corn though!

    Gloria Mendoza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just knew there was more to that damn game! Lol

    GlamPilot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone has a different interpretation of things 🤷🏼‍♀️

    Phoebe Stein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The title lied, this is very inappropriate and I have no issues with it. XD

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    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously he is lacking a lot more than a peel... All his assets are on display.

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    Why?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wasn't quite the smoothie he thought he was.

    Addicted to Haribo Goldbears
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should keep it covered when you meet strangers in a bar

    Agent_fox77
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    3 years ago

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    That’s a bit sus there mr peeled banana 🍌

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    Interestingly enough, the artist's relationship with art started all the way from childhood, yet he never took any classes to practice his skills. "I never took classes. I learned from my mistakes. I’m still learning. I read books here and there and picked other artists' brains for tips."

    A lot of Fruit Gone Bad comics have actually gone viral across social media, so we were curious to find out how it affected the author himself.

    "I’ve seen a bunch of these comics go viral and quite frankly, I was a bit shocked. Certain comics I don’t think will do so well will get lots of hits. Meanwhile others I think are hysterical don’t quite hit the mark with the audience. One comic with an onion ring and a french fry in bed did really well on Instagram reels. It hit 10.5 million views and the comments section exploded. That I was surprised at!"

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    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's not ignore the fact that if this is an iced drink, there's also one leg with frostbite.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second I thought “crotched up to my eyes” was slang for being really drunk. Wth, close enough, I’m going to start using it that way.😁

    Yodelis Sosa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What Does The Sword To The Head Part Represent Or Actually Mean?? Is This Double P?? Not In Mouth Here Though....??

    Carsyn Ware
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbh I hurt rn for me it's 11:23 PM

    Bluebrains
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're going through a lot right now

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    Deni Castro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buhbahm! You've just been ghosted!

    Dinolurz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't he a Carolina Reaper?

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since he’s a “ghost” pepper, he’s able to poof and disappear whenever he wants (like a ghost). Like conveniently right before the expensive bill comes on a date leaving her to pay.

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    When it comes to giving advice to those who might be struggling with their own art or ideas due to being demotivated, here's what the 37-year-old author of Fruit Gone Bad says: "I would say what probably any other person would. Don’t give up. Frustration and setbacks in life can give you major creative block. Sometimes you have to walk away from a picture for a few hours or maybe days before you come back to it. Don’t force anything, the solutions will come when your mind quiets down. I think back and should’ve published these comics years ago. I thank my family for inspiring me to do something with them."

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    #8

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    Shreeky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That pumpkins face reminds me of Peter Griffin 😂😂

    SH Holmes
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    3 years ago

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's cilantro isn't it?

    Hal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or corriander as it's otherwise known

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor cilantro. Can't get no love. So weird how some people can like the taste and others are just predisposed to not like it. I don't mind it if it's in moderation.

    Monosyllabic girl
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the gene that makes it taste like soap :/ can eat in smell amounts on authentic tacos as long as there are onions as well but the first time i tried it it was on marinated shrimp and absolutely wrecked them for me

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    Candy Cane
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love cilantro. My grandmother has the "soap gene" or whatever it is that makes it taste like soap to some people.

    Alana Voeks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cilantro is delicious if you don't have those weird genetics

    Birdie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like coriander 😋 more than onions.I'm not a huge fan of the onions.

    Aurelia Nell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The onion’s gonna make everyone cry.

    Pam
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was the onion

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we just ignoring the The One Ring? Wonder what would have happened if one of those carrot went thru it, like it's wearing the One ring.

    Ryker Pingree
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The carrot would turn invisible, and since he wouldn't be able to take it off due to his current lack of arms, he'd be invisible forever. Unless some rodent smelled and found him, but then he'd be dead.

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    Eat Dirt Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a story of a woman who lost her wedding band. It turned up years later wrapped around a carrot she had growing in her garden.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that mean that her husband was then technically married to the carrot?

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    Deni Castro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in the darkness to bind them?

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The LOTR reference😂

    Ryn Funkhouser
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay... but also, the One Ring anyone?

    Milo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sauron's ring is down there to? :) LotR/TH 4 life

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    #12

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    Why?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, one size doesn't fit all!

    Mister Dave
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe an entire order of fries?

    Epona
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this comic blurry?

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maby the ice cream cone?

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    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "if you loafed me, you would get up and help"

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You knew I was a loaf when you married me!

    DotMatrixMoe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just noticed that he's covered in seed. Interpret that if you will.

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    Rylosalex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! Corn Porn! I just got it!!

    Deborah Harris2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's taken me a day to get this ... 😊 lmao

    Shreeky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he didn't blame the dog😂😂

    Fade
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until you realise junior is the dog's name

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    Wanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby corn and corn dog! 😄

    GlamPilot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh naughty Corn Dad. Blaming the baby. 😂

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    Mandy Coxwell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After he cracks this case, hes onto the next...

    genevieve.delangie
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    hahaha

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Artichoke is a wanted vegetable.

    Yodelis Sosa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Thought They Were Potatoes!! But You Might Be Right Since It Is Called "FRUIT Gone Bad". 😂 😂

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    Agent_fox77
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t understand this one either just a dude saying that beer is cold!

    Lauren S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s drinking a case of cold beer, “a cold case.” But in police work when you’re working on an investigation that’s gotten stuck and you’re not sure where to go next, it’s “cold”, it’s called a “cold case.” On the other hand, I’m not quite sure why they're potatoes, or kiwis, or whatever fruit or veggie they are. I’m just assuming that’s not the point.

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    Buren
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not subtle or have I changed?

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Innocent" people would have difficulty seeing the naughty humor. The fact that you can see ZERO subtlety makes me wonder about you.....

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    Why?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than a frozen banana!

    Mandy Coxwell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jus needs some magic shell and he will be alright ,;)

    Samantha Whitley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend that calls it hard crack and my kids thought it was funny so that's what they've been calling it. They think it's hilarious to be in the store and loudly say things like hey mom can we get some hard crack or where is the hard crack 🤣

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    Tsunami_The_Seawing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody gonna talk about the fact bp didn't censor that?

    Naomi Williams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm way to young to understand that

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    Eat Dirt Crow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAY! (Every time I pass by any on the road I point it out and yell HAY!)

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hay where it snows looks like frosted wheat.

    Wanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until they realize it's just her knees...

    Evan Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony of trying to tell someone ( a 12 year old at that) they were rude in an extremely rude way. Ha. Not exactly the high road - yikes

    Evan Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was supposed to be a response to you aptly named @butt soup

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    Agent_fox77
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    3 years ago

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    I could die of cringe any time now!

    butt soup
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    right, well, i'm sure everyone else here could "die of cringe any time now" due to your comments, which are oh-so typical of the average 12 year old. calling an artist's work "sussy," "cringe," & "scary" because you're too young to understand the jokes isn't funny, it's rude. it also makes it very very obvious you're underage in an adult-oriented space, which is dangerous. bp is pretty safe, but please don't get in the habit of visiting sites or servers aimed at adults.

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    Pjerrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Know that feeling….🫠

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    E
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Headless, Horseless, Cabbage

    Ymelda Mears
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should make a anniversary card if this one 😂

    Ymelda Mears
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh! This one! Anniversary card

    Shreeky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry I had to save this pic lmfao

    Pjerrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy Halloween!!🥦🥬🌽🥔🧅

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    3 years ago

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    Reminds me of many of the men I have met over the years. Gee, I'm not a donut. More like a bowling ball with a brain.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just the little part coming out of him made me chuckle.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least no jam was involved. Or should I not give the artist ideas? ;-)

    Gloria Mendoza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey now, “Somebody’s gonna clean up this mess!”

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, does this artist get inappropriately horny every time he goes out to eat?🤨😆

    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha these get better and better as I scroll!

    Agent_fox77
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    3 years ago

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    Oh that’s a bit sussy

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No corn beef and cabbage? Seriously, my college did that to the pizza for St. Patrick's day.

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least there are no bananas (looking at you SWEDEN!)

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand pineapple because it's trendy to hate pineapple on pizza but what's wrong with olives?

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love anchovies on pizza! Olives aren't bad either.

    Boredpanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like ranch and pineapple on pizza

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    Electra Complex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anybody else starting to crave pizza...?

    TastyRex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how the "hippy" one is the only one drinking an IPA.

    GlamPilot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey buddy… you wanna PIZZA ME??! Huh? Huh? 🥊

    Mister Dave
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda looks like t***p on the right.

    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You two should be ashamed! This is a KIDS’ party!”

    tara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the children pizzas.

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    Deborah Harris2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why no eggs are allowed

    resting-witch-face
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its a banana....symbolizing a you-know-what, so he obvi doesnt want eggs lol

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give him a break…he was just trying to meet his friends out, and got his directions scrambled !

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fertilized egg is sort of just animal fruit.

    Pjerrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arh Come On … He was even extra hard boiled tonight!! 🥳

    Maggie Hood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this like in-universe racism or is the egg underage lol

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    New Hilariously Inappropriate Comics From ‘Fruit Gone Bad’ (Interview With Author)

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    Dave Nalesnik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PSA: the next time you make s’mores, try it with chocolate squares that have caramel inside. You’re welcome 😋

    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, if you don't like the marshmallows browned, microwave them. That's what I do.

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    Maggie Hood
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DRAMA?? He's literally on fire with a sick up his a*s

    Marek Čtrnáct
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do Americans toast candy? Never got that. Here, the traditional food to stick on a stick and roast on fire is a thick sausage.

    Evan Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not exactly the same category...one is desert. Of course Americans put hot dogs, sausages etc on sticks as well.

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    New Hilariously Inappropriate Comics From ‘Fruit Gone Bad’ (Interview With Author)

    fruitgonebad Report

    SOMEONE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like there's a qoute for laying in a bed of thorns, can't remember though

    #27

    New Hilariously Inappropriate Comics From ‘Fruit Gone Bad’ (Interview With Author)

    fruitgonebad Report

    Robecca
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s about to get hit with a vacuum

    Shreeky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's gonna vacuum it now😂😂😂😂😂

    best turtle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty sure thats not what she meant

    Pjerrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 more sec & the Trashcan👍

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    #28

    New Hilariously Inappropriate Comics From ‘Fruit Gone Bad’ (Interview With Author)

    fruitgonebad Report

    Pjerrot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a serious Mustard-problem …

    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to mustard up some empathy.

    #29

    New Hilariously Inappropriate Comics From ‘Fruit Gone Bad’ (Interview With Author)

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    Lauren S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crop dusting at its finest!

    Susan Aeschliman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Dad would cropdust my Mom and I all the time. He would walk through the room, his face bright red trying not to laugh. I miss him so much! Love You Pop.

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    Jami M. Cox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives a whole new meaning to crop dusting.

    Rylosalex
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The smugness of the jerk who dealt it.

    Death
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one's talking about the butt eating corn

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