Well, you're really cute, but you're friends are real dogs!

YESSSSS. In the time before cellphones, this was a nightmare.

*nods

SO TRUE. that's why I hate surprise parties. Also, I always wind up drunk.

when u accidentally mix friend group a personality with group b personality: *chaos ensues*

And then they try to introduce you to them

That's 99% of the reason why it's so funny :)

Ya the slay in hello kitty swag ;)

Very true!

Then they abandon you, and you hope the host has a dog or cat you can spend the rest of the evening with, because your bestie is also your ride. Then your bestie hooks up with someone, and you end up at the party, with the host’s dog or cat, having to find your own way home. The lesson here is to always either drive yourself, or make sure you always carry enough cash with you for cab fare home if the party’s some place that isn’t on a cheaper bus or subway or light rail route that stops near your house. Oh, and been there, done that, as the friend left behind in favor of a hookup (yes, while chilling with the dog or cat). Glad I had cash in my pocket.

This will always be me. But it helps distract me from my tragic life.

Upvote for happy doggos

Heheh this is too accurate from the boys

That would be me I say that to see how people react

Free protection

Of course I did. He forgot to pay me. I'm not killing someone without coffee!

"Eww why didn't you tell me my shirt looked hideous??"

That’s NOT a friend then!

The dream lol

Introverts dream

Larry David!

Oh man. My two high school bestfriends and I do this to each other every few months. Then don't speak again for a while lol.

Ha ha, this was comedy gold for all English football fans. Arsenal fans were under siege from Ian Wright memes, the resemblence is uncanny, even down to the glasses. Ian-Wright...e5250.jpeg

Awwww

Bro hugs are always acceptable

That's me, I'm the guy in the girl group

Honk honk u depressed idiot

I'm 4' 11", I've heard them all.

Hmmmmmmmm

IT when he got fired from the horror group cause he lost too a bunch of 12 year olds

Aw, that's sweet. I like that! Not every relationship between a boy and a girl is romantic :)

Then u just follow them around

he is nice enough to teleport their bed too

Great choice

"All of you will pay for this...Go on, have your fun.."

Has also worked with teachers

I have no idea what that contraption is, but I need one.

Lmao

And then they take hours to reply

well, at least he tried…

Which corner

A Wiener Rorschach Test.

Several? Maybe the next morning...

When any pandas feel down:

5 whole nerf darts i fell sorry for you hulk would not understand your pain

Now that's a great friend

You just keep loving it!

Keith Richards first band

*me cackling in a room of people crying [not funeral]*

And they pick up and say what did you do now