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159 Friends TV Show Quotes From Your Favorite Characters

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When talking about comfort TV shows that never go out of style, you just can’t miss one of the best sitcoms of all time—Friends. And what part of the show can best describe its quality? Dialogues and monologues. While it’s full of iconic lines, there are quite a few Friends TV show quotes that take the cake.

The characters pool together a good number of different experiences throughout their adventures, which makes their sayings relatable to most of the viewers. And what’s best is that with the show’s timelessness and countless reruns, it will never go out of style.

This list contains the best quotes from the TV show Friends, which should bring you back to the time when there was no better relaxing activity after work than just sitting down, listening to the show’s specific humor, and enjoying a few episodes.

With popcorn and a chilling drink ready, take a deep dive into these Friends show quotes. Let us know which are your favorites, and if this list makes you want to rewatch the show yet again, hey, we’re not judging!

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#1

Rachel talking with Monica "Oh, I'm sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?" — Rachel

77points

Ravenclaw's Heir 2 years ago

This should be way up the list

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#2

Phoebe wearing jeans vest "I wish I could, but I don’t want to." — Phoebe

74points

Ana Bia 2 years ago

I use that a lot. Thanks, Phoebe.

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#3

Chandler talking with Rachel "I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" — Chandler

69points

The Gaming Scientist 2 years ago

Some cheese?

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#4

Rachel smiling in the doctor's office "No uterus, no opinion." — Rachel

68points

Sunny Day 2 years ago

I had a hysterectomy. Do I still get an opinion?

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#5

Rachel at the boat "Oh my God. I’ve become my father. I’ve been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn’t see this coming." — Rachel

62points

Izzy 2 years ago

1 step forward, 2 steps back 😂

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#6

Joey sitting at the table in the coffee house "You don’t own a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at?" — Joey

60points

Tota Mostafa 2 years ago

🤣 🤣 🤣. At this point I'm spoiling all the good jokes for myself cause I still haven't seen the show

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#7

Monica wearing red scarf Rachel: "Go tell him he's cute. What's the worst that could happen?"

Monica: "He could hear me."

59points

Caliban Taylor 2 years ago

Me around beautiful women

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#8

Chandler and Monica on the couch in the coffee house "Hi, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable." — Chandler

58points

niinque (they/them) 2 years ago

This sums up an entire generation

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#9

Rachel and Joey holding glasses Joey: "If he doesn’t like you, this is all a moo point."

Rachel: "A moo point?"

Joey: "Yeah. It’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter. It’s moo."

56points

GreatKhan 2 years ago

Is it weird that that actually made sense? 😂😂😂

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#10

Joey yelling "Joey doesn’t share food!" — Joey

52points

Kristina Atwood 2 years ago

This!

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#11

Phoebe and Rachel talking at the apartment "They don’t know that we know they know we know." — Phoebe

52points

GreatKhan 2 years ago

I would say Thank God everyone knows. But that hasn't been working out for me!

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#12

Ross talking on the phone Ross: "No, Homo habilis was erect. Australopithecus was never fully erect."

Chandler: "Well, maybe he was nervous."

52points

Brian Garrett 2 years ago

One of my all time favorites why is this so low

11points

#13

Phoebe wearing pink sweater "I’m a pacifist. But when the revolution comes, I’ll destroy all of you." — Phoebe

52points

Trinity Cottrell 2 years ago

Well, that sums up my violence in one phrase.

11points

#14

Phoebe playing the guitar "Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it’s not your fault." — Phoebe

52points

Cassi Lyris 2 years ago

Classic. This should be higher up. 😂

5points

#15

Monica at the eye doctor appointment "Fine! Judge all you want, but: married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, LIVE IN A BOX!" — Monica

51points

River Nicolas Wolff 2 years ago

I love this

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#16

Joey flirting with Rachel "How you doin'?" — Joey

50points

Evgeniya Khon 2 years ago

Classic !

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#17

Phoebe holding pink sheets of paper "Come on, Ross, you’re a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper." — Phoebe

50points

Kel_how 2 years ago

I love her digs at Ross

8points

#18

Tanned Ross wearing yellow sweater Ross: "I went to that tanning place your wife suggested."

Chandler: "Was that place the Sun?"

50points

Laksh Gupta 2 years ago

never under estimate a person who calls his sister someone's wife....lesson learned😬

3points

#19

Joey wearing shirt in square print Joey: "Hey, Ross, I got a science question: If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, HOMO sapiens... is that why they're extinct?"

Ross: "Joey, Homo sapiens are PEOPLE."

Joey: "Hey, I'm not judging!"

49points

Trinity Cottrell 2 years ago

I totally support the LGBTQ+ community, but you have to admit that this is a little funny.

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#20

Monica wearing beige t-shirt "Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it." — Monica

47points

Ana Bia 2 years ago

I don't love it

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#21

Chandler wearing blue shirt and white t-shirt "Until I was 25, I thought the response to 'I love you' was 'Oh, crap.'" — Chandler

47points

Annie Bieber 2 years ago

I still do....

1point

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#22

Chandler looks confused "I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day." — Chandler

46points

Matt Ronald Slater 2 years ago

This is me. Which is why I sleep until 10am.

14points

#23

Rachel and Monica in the coffee house Rachel: "I’m not someone who goes after a guy five minutes after he’s divorced."

Monica: "No, you go after them five minutes before they get married."

46points

Sabrina Salek 2 years ago

Joey: Like there's a rule about going after married people

1point

#24

Phoebe lying on the floor in pyjama Monica: "Do you have a plan?"

Phoebe: "I don't even have a 'pla.'"

46points

Matt Ronald Slater 2 years ago

Mood.

5points

#25

Ross wearing red sweater "You’re over me? When were you… under me?" — Ross

44points

#26

All friends sitting at the table cheering up Rachel Monica: "You can't live off your parents your whole life."

Rachel: "I know that, that's why I was getting married."

44points

Cassi Lyris 2 years ago

Wow, this one hasn't aged well. At least Jennifer Aniston has. 😂

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#27

Phoebe and Rachel jogging "Didn’t you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off, you know, like when you were running toward the swings or running away from Satan?" — Phoebe

42points

GreatKhan 2 years ago

The neighbor's dog

10points

#28

Phoebe smilling "You love divorce so much, you’re probably gonna marry it — and then it won’t work out, so you’re gonna have to divorce it." — Phoebe

42points

Wow, That's a Long Name 2 years ago

I love Pheobe for this reason. 😂😂😂

3points

#29

Rachel and Ross talking "I hope it's still funny when you're in hell." — Rachel

42points

Trinity Cottrell 2 years ago

That's really similar to what I say when my Grandma makes a homophobic joke. The funny part is, she's Catholic, so it's really insulting to her and her little huffs of being offended is funny.

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#30

Monica wearing violet oversized shirt "I KNOW!" — Monica

41points

Sarah.Heiden 2 years ago

Anyone else started saying this just like Monica after watching the show or is it just me?

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#31

Janice wearing pink earrings "Oh. My. God." — Janice

40points

GreatKhan 2 years ago

And yet I never run into Beyonce!

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#32

Rachel wearing patch on her forehead "Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?" — Rachel

39points

TheLessTalentedWrightBrothers 2 years ago

Yes, yes it is

3points

#33

Rachel and Ross talking "Ross! We broke up two years ago. You’ve been married since then. I think it’s okay that we see other people." — Rachel

39points

Nyx (she/her) 2 years ago

You'd thinks so wouldn't you?

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#34

Rachel is drinking coffee from green mug "Oh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?" — Rachel

39points

GreatKhan 2 years ago

And divorce papers

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#35

Ross wearing brown suite looking angry "You-you-you... You threw my sandwich away... My sandwich? MY SANDWICH?!!" — Ross

39points

Matt Ronald Slater 2 years ago

A person who steals food deserves to be yelled at. Nothing more. Nothing less. Just... Yelled at.

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#36

Phoebe smilling "See? He’s her lobster." — Phoebe

38points

Annie Bieber 2 years ago

Oh Phoebe...🥰

2points

#37

Joey eating pie "What’s not to like? Custard: good. Jam: good. Meat: good!" — Joey

38points

MaeBerry 2 years ago

It tastes like feet!

20points

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#38

Monica looks confused while talking with Chandler "Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!" — Monica

38points

Trinity Cottrell 2 years ago

As a girl who had to learn how to fake moan and pretend to enjoy their half-assed "bedroom skills" for the sake of my past exes' fragile egos, this one hits hard.

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#39

Chandler wearing suite with rose in his chest pocket "I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you make me happier than I ever thought I could be, and if you let me I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way." — Chandler

38points

Laura Aubele 2 years ago

Best line of all!

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#40

Monica wering violet shirt "And I have to live with a boy!" — Monica

37points

Ana Bia 2 years ago

Women biggest fear

6points

#41

Monica wearing blue sweater "Now, I need you to be careful and efficient. And remember, if I am harsh with you, it is only because you're doing it wrong." — Monica

36points

Annie Bieber 2 years ago

Who knew my Mom was Monica🤣🤣

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#42

Monica talking on the phone "Not just clean, 'Monica clean.'" — Monica

36points

#43

Ross arguing with Rachel "We were on a break!" — Ross

35points

Colt Seavers 2 years ago

technically, they were...

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#44

Ross wearing brown suite "I grew up with Monica. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat." — Ross

35points

Cassi Lyris 2 years ago

Yes, so funny because she was fat. Get it. Hilarious...🙄

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#45

Monica wearing chef outfit "Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?" — Monica

35points

Nikki Sevven 2 years ago

Welcome to the Club, Monica.

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#46

Phoebe wearing wedding dress "When I was growing up, I didn’t have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I’m standing here today, knowing that I have everything I’m ever gonna need… You are my family." — Phoebe

35points

Sarah.Heiden 2 years ago

I kind of hated that line because Phoebe already had found her family in her friends and Mike just completed it for her. Here it sounds like her friends aren't as important to her now that she' has him.

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#47

Joey and Chandler talking "She's my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you!" — Joey

33points

Danniee Gyrl 2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

3points

#48

Joey eating spoiled food from the fridge "Well, the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything." — Joey

33points

Nyx (she/her) 2 years ago

That's what you do when your fridge breaks?!

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#49

Chandler and Rachel decorating Christmas tree "Okay, you have to stop the Q-Tip when there’s resistance." — Chandler

30points

Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago

Yes, don’t keep pushing until break through that thin shell.

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#50

Joey and Phoebe sitting on the couch "You can’t just give up. Is that what a dinosaur would do?" — Joey

30points

Annie Bieber 2 years ago

Awww Joey...💖

1point

#51

Monica and Ross talking Monica: "Where've you been?"

Ross: "Emotional hell."

30points

Nyx (she/her) 2 years ago

You just stood on my doorstep mate

7points

#52

Chandler looks anxious "When I first meet somebody it’s usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating." — Chandler

30points

Hill Branda 2 years ago

Well...yes.

1point

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#53

Phoebe wearing red sweater "Princess Consuela Bananahammock." — Phoebe

30points

Lizzy Crit 2 years ago

Regina Phalange

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#54

Ross sitting awkwardly on the couch "Ah, humor based on my pain. Ah, ha, ha." — Ross

30points

#55

Ross, Rachel and Chandler pivoting the couch "Pivot!" — Ross

29points

Matt Ronald Slater 2 years ago

"Shut up!" - Chandler

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#56

Joey wearing all Chandler's clothes "Look at me! I’m Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes?" — Joey

29points

Sassy Squatch 2 years ago

Stop doing lunges!

1point

#57

Ross making unagi gesture "Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you." — Ross

29points

GreatKhan 2 years ago

Ahhh! Salmon skin-roll!

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#58

Ross wearing blue T-shirt looking fine "I'm fine. Totally fine." — Ross

28points

Chris Davison 2 years ago

I know it's #44, but why is this # anything?

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#59

Chandler wearing suite and smiling "I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me." — Chandler

28points

#60

Phoebe and Mike at Mikes' parents house "13 bathrooms in this place, I threw up in a coat closet." — Phoebe

28points

Nyx (she/her) 2 years ago

Yep, that's what happens

6points

#61

"It's like all of my life everyone has always told me you're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe. And then today, I just stopped and I said, what if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse, you know, or a hat?" — Rachel

27points

Rudy_winged_wolf 2 years ago

No, daddy, I don't want you to buy me a hat

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#62

"Everybody looks so happy. I hate that." — Phoebe

27points

Cassi Lyris 2 years ago

This one really needs context...

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#63

"You know what? I just shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions anymore." — Rachel

27points

TrippyBanana 2 years ago

I feel this a lot right now.

9points

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#64

Joey wearing dark shirt "Over the line? You’re so far past the line that you can’t even see the line! The line is a dot to you!" — Joey

27points

Dick Sawkins 2 years ago

This one should be higher. "The line is a dot to you". Smartest thing Joey said, ever.

1point

#65

Ross: “My marriage, I think my marriage is kind of over.”

Phoebe: “Why?”

Ross: “Because my wife's a lesbian... And I'm not one.”

27points

The Gaming Scientist 2 years ago

And apparently it's not a 'mix-n'-match' situation

9points

#66

"Well, maybe I don’t need your money. Wait, wait, I said maybe!" — Rachel

26points

#67

Ross wearing costume of armadillo "I'm the holiday armadillo!" — Ross

26points

GreatKhan 2 years ago

The Armadillo, Santa and I are going to have a chat in my bedroom. There's a sentence I never thought I would say!

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#68

"Nestlé Toulouse." — Phoebe

25points

Kel_how 2 years ago

My favorite storyline ever!

5points

#69

"Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number." — Phoebe

25points

nicole 2 years ago

Phoebe's pick up lines are the best

2points

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#70

"My sister's gonna have my baby!" — Frank Jr.

25points

Kay Kelly 2 years ago

This should be higher!

4points

#71

Rachel wearing jeans shirt "I’m gonna go get one of those job things." — Rachel

25points

Linda Rowe 2 years ago

Everything sounds like a witty fb meme

2points

#72

"Isn’t this exciting! I earned this! I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally… not worth it. Who’s FICA? Why’s he getting all my money?" — Rachel

25points

#73

"Your collective dating record reads like a who's who of human crap." — Phoebe

24points

Billy Osborne 2 years ago

"What was wrong with Mona?" - Ross

2points

#74

Rachel yelling at Ross "Just so you know, it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!" — Rachel

24points

Matt Ronald Slater 2 years ago

"I KNEW IT!" - Chandler

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#75

"It's baby time. Pants off, Bing." — Monica

24points

#76

"This is the nicest kitchen... The refrigerator told me to have a great day." — Phoebe

24points

#77

"We are dessert stealers. We are living outside the law." — Rachel

22points

#78

Monica arguing "You can't fire me. I make your decisions and I say, 'I'm not fired.' Ha." — Monica

22points

#79

"In Vegas. I was so drunk, I could've married Joey." — Ross

22points

Matt Ronald Slater 1 year ago

Hey, you could do a lot worse than Joey Tribbiani! -Phoebe

1point

#80

Joey wearing six sweaters "Is it obvious that I’m wearing six sweaters?" — Joey

22points

Lizzy Crit 2 years ago

Could I...BE wearing any more clothes?

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#81

Phoebe wearing sweater with flowers "Oh, come on, Will, just take off your shirt and tell us." — Phoebe

21points

#82

"Oh, I know. This must be so hard. ‘Oh, no! Two women love me. They’re both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet’s too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!'" — Chandler

21points

#83

"Oh, my God, a woman flirting with a single man? We must alert the church elders!" — Phoebe

21points

#84

Monica showing gesture "seven" "Seven!" — Monica

20points

Jen Vee 2 years ago

The best last line, just her fingers making the 7 ✋✌

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#85

"Some girl ate Monica!" — Joey

20points

GreatKhan 2 years ago

Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds!

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#86

"I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!" — Chandelr

20points

Matt Ronald Slater 2 years ago

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#87

"Well, if she isn’t (dead), cremating her was a big mistake." — Phoebe

20points

#88

"How long do cats live? Like assuming you don’t throw ‘em under a bus or something?" — Rachel

20points

#89

Ross: “How about the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken?”

Monica: “That was you?”

Ross: “Uh... They were infected. He wouldn't have made it.”

20points

#90

Rachel: “Maybe we should take a break.”

Ross: “You're right. Let's cool off, get some frozen yogurt.”

Rachel: “No, a break from us.”

20points

The Gaming Scientist 2 years ago

She would go on to regret her choice of words for nearly a decade..

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#91

"I’m sorry, it was a one-time thing. I was very drunk, and it was someone else’s subconscious." — Chandler

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#92

Janice: "What a small world."

Chandler: "And yet I never run into Beyoncé."

19points

#93

Ross: "You got a job?"

Rachel: "Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing!"

19points

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#94

"I'm a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I've missed the last twelve hundred times." — Chandler

19points

#95

Chandler at the coffee house "Oh, man. In my next life, I’m coming back as a toilet brush!" — Chandler

19points

#96

Ross wearing blue t-shirt "I hope everyone likes Mexican food because I’m making FAJITAS!" — Ross

19points

GreatKhan 2 years ago

Ross!!! Oven mitts?

5points

#97

"That is brand new information!" — Phoebe

18points

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#98

"He's so pretty, I want to cry." — Rachel

18points

#99

"I'm gonna love you so much that no woman is ever gonna be good enough for you." — Monica

18points

#100

"I can handle this. 'Handle' is my middle name. Actually, 'handle' is the middle of my first name." — Chandler

18points

Iskandor Dracos 2 years ago

Now I can't unsee this...

5points

#101

Phoebe and Mike welcoming Chandler and Ross to the rehearsal dinner "I’m glad we’re having a rehearsal dinner, I rarely practice my meals before I eat." — Chandler

17points

#102

"It's so exhausting, waiting for death." — Phoebe

17points

#103

"Brussels sprouts? That’s worse than no food." — Ross

17points

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#104

"Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing, Monica did!" — Ross

17points

Matt Ronald Slater 2 years ago

Hey, hey! Full quote, please!

4points

#105

"You’ve been BAMBOOZLED!" — Joey

17points

nicole 2 years ago

Ross: " I just bamboozled Chandler" [realizes what he just said] ... "It's not what you think"

1point

#106

Chandler sitting on the couch in the coffee house "Whapah!" — Chandler

16points

GreatKhan 2 years ago

You can't do anything!

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#107

"Today, it’s like there’s rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then me." — Rachel

16points

Trinity Cottrell 2 years ago

Well, that's the beauty of being at your lowest point; there's only one direction to go, and that's up.

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#108

"Well, I got to buy a vowel because oh my God." — Janice

16points

#109

"If I were a guy and... Did I just say 'if I were a guy?" — Chandler

16points

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#110

"Cheese. It’s milk that you chew." — Chandler

16points

#111

Rachel: "Hey, I cook!"

Chandler: "Offering people gum is not cooking."

16points

#112

Phoebe talking with joey at the restaurant "I’m very wise, I know." — Phoebe

16points

#113

"I think the most romantic song is the one that Elton John wrote for that guy from 'Who’s the Boss?'… You know, 'Hold me closer, Tony Danza.'" — Phoebe

16points

#114

Joey: ”Ross! How much do you weigh?”

Ross: "I'd really rather not answer that, right now. I'm still carrying a little holiday weight.”

16points

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#115

Ross is looking at the window an sees his sister with Chandler "Get off my sister!" — Ross

16points

#116

Ross can't put his pants back on "They’re still not coming on, man! And the lotion and the powder have made a paste!" — Ross

16points

Bored puppy dog 2 years ago

Loved this episode

0points

#117

Monica is giving a speech at her birthday party "Your little Harmonica is hammered." — Monica

15points

Matt Ronald Slater 2 years ago

I believe she actually said "HarMOMica!"

4points

#118

"Dear God, this parachute is a knapsack!" — Chandler

15points

#119

"So it seems like this Internet thing's here to stay." — Chandler

15points

Ana Bia 2 years ago (edited)

And it did

5points

#120

"Unagi." — Ross

15points

Matt Ronald Slater 2 years ago

Yes, yes, it's freshwater eel. -Phoebe

3points

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#121

"I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99!" — Ross

15points

GreatKhan 2 years ago

Just the one divorce in 99.

7points

#122

"Ugly baby judges you!" — Ross

15points

#123

Pregnant Phoebe is on the phone "Something is wrong with the left phalange." — Phoebe

15points

#124

Monica is mad at Chandler "If you're too afraid to be in a relationship, then don't be in one." — Monica

15points

Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago

Bingo.

2points

#125

To Ross: "If you’re not careful, you might not get married at all this year." — Chandler

15points

#126

Joey drinking coffee from green mug "Food? Oh, give me." — Joey

15points

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#127

"I’m so happy, and not at all jealous!" — Rachel

15points

#128

"Why don’t you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself?" — Monica

15points

#129

"It tastes like feet!" — Ross

14points

#130

Joey eating turkey "Here come the meat sweats" — Joey

14points

#131

"I have no idea what's going on, but I am excited." — Chandler

14points

#132

"What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing?" — Chandler

14points

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#133

"It’s always better to lie than to have the complicated discussion." — Chandler

14points

#134

Phoebe and Joey near Christmas trees "I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime and their corpses grotesquely dressed in, like, tinsel and twinkly lights." — Phoebe

14points

#135

"You should see me when I actually... Oh actually, no, I look good." — Phoebe

14points

#136

"Why can’t parents just stay parents? You know? Why do they have to become people?" — Rachel

14points

#137

"Unagi is a total state of awareness." — Ross

14points

Matt Ronald Slater 2 years ago

"Are you AWARE that Unagi is a type of fish?" - Chandler

4points

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#138

Ross wearing grey suite "Can’t hold her own head up, but yeah — jumped." — Ross

13points

#139

"I’ve got this uncontrollable need to please people." — Monica

13points

#140

"I’m a lady, Monica. I don’t kiss and tell. But this hickey speaks for itself." — Phoebe

13points

#141

Rachel picking out an outfit "Does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?" — Rachel

13points

GreatKhan 2 years ago

I don't know. You might be the first.

9points

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#142

"Man, I’m starving. What was I thinking at dinner? ‘Do you want soup or salad?’ Both. Always order both." — Joey

13points

#143

Ross: “Rach, you balded my girlfriend!”

Rachel: (About Bonnie's baldness) “See, she doesn't look that bad.”

Ross: “You can see the moonlight bouncing off her head!”

13points

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#144

"I got off the plane." — Rachel

12points

#145

"I had a very long, hard day." — Chandler

12points

Ravenclaw's Heir 2 years ago

That's what she said

2points

#146

Ross talking with Judy "I am this close to tugging on my testicles again." — Ross

12points

#147

"Alright, I took the quiz. And it turns out I do put my career before men." — Chandler

12points

#148

"If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows, please give me money so I can buy a computer." — Phoebe

12points

#149

"These are just feelings. They’ll go away." — Joey

12points

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#150

Phoebe playing the guitar upside down on the chair "Are you in there, little fetus? In nine months, will you greet us? I will... buy you some Adidas." — Phoebe

11points

#151

Ross pointing at someone standing next to Rachel "No more falafel for you!" — Ross

10points

#152

"Oh God can open. Worms everywhere!" — Chandler

10points

#153

"You're a door. You only like knock-knock jokes." — Chandler

10points

#154

"I think I can safely say that we all have family issues, work, and/or are sick." — Chandler

10points

#155

"That’s a great story. Tell it while you’re getting me some iced tea." — Rachel

10points

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#156

Rachel wearing white shirt and sitting on the chair "Oh, that's okay, girls tend to not like me." — Rachel

10points

#157

"Look, it's the artist formerly known as Chandler." — Ross

10points

#158

"Grab a spoon!" — Joey

9points

#159

"You and those vegetables have, uh... real thing going, huh?" — Ross

9points

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What do you think ?

T 2 years ago

"I think fancy parties are only fun if you're fancy on the inside. And I'm just not sure we are." - Phoebe

1point

T 2 years ago

"I think fancy parties are only fun if you're fancy on the inside. And I'm just not sure we are." - Phoebe

1point

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