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When talking about comfort TV shows that never go out of style, you just can’t miss one of the best sitcoms of all time—Friends. And what part of the show can best describe its quality? Dialogues and monologues. While it’s full of iconic lines, there are quite a few Friends TV show quotes that take the cake.
The characters pool together a good number of different experiences throughout their adventures, which makes their sayings relatable to most of the viewers. And what’s best is that with the show’s timelessness and countless reruns, it will never go out of style.
This list contains the best quotes from the TV show Friends, which should bring you back to the time when there was no better relaxing activity after work than just sitting down, listening to the show’s specific humor, and enjoying a few episodes.
With popcorn and a chilling drink ready, take a deep dive into these Friends show quotes. Let us know which are your favorites, and if this list makes you want to rewatch the show yet again, hey, we’re not judging!
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#1
"Oh, I'm sorry. Did my back hurt your knife?" — Rachel
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#2
"I wish I could, but I don’t want to." — Phoebe
#3
"I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?" — Chandler
#5
"Oh my God. I’ve become my father. I’ve been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn’t see this coming." — Rachel
#6
"You don’t own a TV? What’s all your furniture pointed at?" — Joey
Tota Mostafa 2 years ago
🤣 🤣 🤣. At this point I'm spoiling all the good jokes for myself cause I still haven't seen the show
#7
Rachel: "Go tell him he's cute. What's the worst that could happen?"
Monica: "He could hear me."
#9
Joey: "If he doesn’t like you, this is all a moo point."
Rachel: "A moo point?"
Joey: "Yeah. It’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter. It’s moo."
#10
"Joey doesn’t share food!" — Joey
#12
Ross: "No, Homo habilis was erect. Australopithecus was never fully erect."
Chandler: "Well, maybe he was nervous."
#13
"I’m a pacifist. But when the revolution comes, I’ll destroy all of you." — Phoebe
#14
"Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it’s not your fault." — Phoebe
#15
"Fine! Judge all you want, but: married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire, LIVE IN A BOX!" — Monica
#16
"How you doin'?" — Joey
#17
"Come on, Ross, you’re a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper." — Phoebe
#18
Ross: "I went to that tanning place your wife suggested."
Chandler: "Was that place the Sun?"
Laksh Gupta 2 years ago
never under estimate a person who calls his sister someone's wife....lesson learned😬
#19
Joey: "Hey, Ross, I got a science question: If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, HOMO sapiens... is that why they're extinct?"
Ross: "Joey, Homo sapiens are PEOPLE."
Joey: "Hey, I'm not judging!"
Trinity Cottrell 2 years ago
I totally support the LGBTQ+ community, but you have to admit that this is a little funny.
#20
"Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it." — Monica
#21
"Until I was 25, I thought the response to 'I love you' was 'Oh, crap.'" — Chandler
#22
"I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day." — Chandler
#23
Rachel: "I’m not someone who goes after a guy five minutes after he’s divorced."
Monica: "No, you go after them five minutes before they get married."
#24
Monica: "Do you have a plan?"
Phoebe: "I don't even have a 'pla.'"
#26
Monica: "You can't live off your parents your whole life."
Rachel: "I know that, that's why I was getting married."
#27
"Didn’t you ever run so fast you thought your legs were gonna fall off, you know, like when you were running toward the swings or running away from Satan?" — Phoebe
#28
"You love divorce so much, you’re probably gonna marry it — and then it won’t work out, so you’re gonna have to divorce it." — Phoebe
#29
"I hope it's still funny when you're in hell." — Rachel
Trinity Cottrell 2 years ago
That's really similar to what I say when my Grandma makes a homophobic joke. The funny part is, she's Catholic, so it's really insulting to her and her little huffs of being offended is funny.
#30
"I KNOW!" — Monica
Sarah.Heiden 2 years ago
Anyone else started saying this just like Monica after watching the show or is it just me?
#31
"Oh. My. God." — Janice
#32
"Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?" — Rachel
#33
"Ross! We broke up two years ago. You’ve been married since then. I think it’s okay that we see other people." — Rachel
#34
"Oh, are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?" — Rachel
#35
"You-you-you... You threw my sandwich away... My sandwich? MY SANDWICH?!!" — Ross
Matt Ronald Slater 2 years ago
A person who steals food deserves to be yelled at. Nothing more. Nothing less. Just... Yelled at.
#37
"What’s not to like? Custard: good. Jam: good. Meat: good!" — Joey
#38
"Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!" — Monica
Trinity Cottrell 2 years ago
As a girl who had to learn how to fake moan and pretend to enjoy their half-assed "bedroom skills" for the sake of my past exes' fragile egos, this one hits hard.
#39
"I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you make me happier than I ever thought I could be, and if you let me I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way." — Chandler
#40
"And I have to live with a boy!" — Monica
#41
"Now, I need you to be careful and efficient. And remember, if I am harsh with you, it is only because you're doing it wrong." — Monica
#44
"I grew up with Monica. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat." — Ross
#45
"Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?" — Monica
#46
"When I was growing up, I didn’t have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I’m standing here today, knowing that I have everything I’m ever gonna need… You are my family." — Phoebe
Sarah.Heiden 2 years ago
I kind of hated that line because Phoebe already had found her family in her friends and Mike just completed it for her. Here it sounds like her friends aren't as important to her now that she' has him.
#47
"She's my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you!" — Joey
#48
"Well, the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything." — Joey
#49
"Okay, you have to stop the Q-Tip when there’s resistance." — Chandler
#50
"You can’t just give up. Is that what a dinosaur would do?" — Joey
#51
Monica: "Where've you been?"
Ross: "Emotional hell."
#52
"When I first meet somebody it’s usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating." — Chandler
#53
"Princess Consuela Bananahammock." — Phoebe
#55
"Pivot!" — Ross
#56
"Look at me! I’m Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes?" — Joey
#57
"Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you." — Ross
#60
"13 bathrooms in this place, I threw up in a coat closet." — Phoebe
#61
"It's like all of my life everyone has always told me you're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe. And then today, I just stopped and I said, what if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse, you know, or a hat?" — Rachel
#63
"You know what? I just shouldn’t be allowed to make decisions anymore." — Rachel
#64
"Over the line? You’re so far past the line that you can’t even see the line! The line is a dot to you!" — Joey
Dick Sawkins 2 years ago
This one should be higher. "The line is a dot to you". Smartest thing Joey said, ever.
#65
Ross: “My marriage, I think my marriage is kind of over.”
Phoebe: “Why?”
Ross: “Because my wife's a lesbian... And I'm not one.”
#69
"Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number." — Phoebe
#70
"My sister's gonna have my baby!" — Frank Jr.
#71
"I’m gonna go get one of those job things." — Rachel
#72
"Isn’t this exciting! I earned this! I wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally… not worth it. Who’s FICA? Why’s he getting all my money?" — Rachel
#73
"Your collective dating record reads like a who's who of human crap." — Phoebe
#74
"Just so you know, it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!" — Rachel
#79
"In Vegas. I was so drunk, I could've married Joey." — Ross
#80
"Is it obvious that I’m wearing six sweaters?" — Joey
#82
"Oh, I know. This must be so hard. ‘Oh, no! Two women love me. They’re both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet’s too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight!'" — Chandler
#83
"Oh, my God, a woman flirting with a single man? We must alert the church elders!" — Phoebe
#86
"I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!" — Chandelr
#88
"How long do cats live? Like assuming you don’t throw ‘em under a bus or something?" — Rachel
#89
Ross: “How about the time I cut the legs off your Malibu Ken?”
Monica: “That was you?”
Ross: “Uh... They were infected. He wouldn't have made it.”
#90
Rachel: “Maybe we should take a break.”
Ross: “You're right. Let's cool off, get some frozen yogurt.”
Rachel: “No, a break from us.”
The Gaming Scientist 2 years ago
She would go on to regret her choice of words for nearly a decade..
#91
"I’m sorry, it was a one-time thing. I was very drunk, and it was someone else’s subconscious." — Chandler
#93
Ross: "You got a job?"
Rachel: "Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing!"
Brenna Stott 2 years ago (edited)
Literally me every time I apply for a job that has nothing to do with my college degree
#94
"I'm a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I've missed the last twelve hundred times." — Chandler
#96
"I hope everyone likes Mexican food because I’m making FAJITAS!" — Ross
#100
"I can handle this. 'Handle' is my middle name. Actually, 'handle' is the middle of my first name." — Chandler
#101
"I’m glad we’re having a rehearsal dinner, I rarely practice my meals before I eat." — Chandler
#104
"Yeah, well, Hurricane Gloria didn’t break the porch swing, Monica did!" — Ross
#105
"You’ve been BAMBOOZLED!" — Joey
#107
"Today, it’s like there’s rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then me." — Rachel
Trinity Cottrell 2 years ago
Well, that's the beauty of being at your lowest point; there's only one direction to go, and that's up.
#113
"I think the most romantic song is the one that Elton John wrote for that guy from 'Who’s the Boss?'… You know, 'Hold me closer, Tony Danza.'" — Phoebe
#114
Joey: ”Ross! How much do you weigh?”
Ross: "I'd really rather not answer that, right now. I'm still carrying a little holiday weight.”
#116
"They’re still not coming on, man! And the lotion and the powder have made a paste!" — Ross
#117
"Your little Harmonica is hammered." — Monica
#119
"So it seems like this Internet thing's here to stay." — Chandler
#121
"I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99!" — Ross
#124
"If you're too afraid to be in a relationship, then don't be in one." — Monica
#134
"I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime and their corpses grotesquely dressed in, like, tinsel and twinkly lights." — Phoebe
#136
"Why can’t parents just stay parents? You know? Why do they have to become people?" — Rachel
#137
"Unagi is a total state of awareness." — Ross
#141
"Does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?" — Rachel
#142
"Man, I’m starving. What was I thinking at dinner? ‘Do you want soup or salad?’ Both. Always order both." — Joey
#143
Ross: “Rach, you balded my girlfriend!”
Rachel: (About Bonnie's baldness) “See, she doesn't look that bad.”
Ross: “You can see the moonlight bouncing off her head!”
#145
"I had a very long, hard day." — Chandler
#148
"If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows, please give me money so I can buy a computer." — Phoebe
#150
"Are you in there, little fetus? In nine months, will you greet us? I will... buy you some Adidas." — Phoebe
#154
"I think I can safely say that we all have family issues, work, and/or are sick." — Chandler
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