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We are friends, Crystal and Jesse, from Portland Oregon and we have spent almost a year photographing ourselves dressed up as our favorite online dating profile stereotypes.

What began as a single funny idea to spoof the classic "guy holding a fish" for Jesse's dating app profile, quickly turned into a full-time endeavor to recreate all the funny stereotypes.

When I, Crystal, first signed up for online dating I immediately noticed a trend regarding male profile pictures. I was so perplexed by the number of guys with photos holding fish that I started taking screenshots of all I found. Within a couple of weeks, I had more than 200 screenshots. Shortly after Jesse asked me if I would take a new profile photo for him, and I thought it would be hilarious to take one of him holding a stuffed toy fish. While taking that hilarious photo, we passed by some horses on the street, and Jesse took a few frames of me as "girl with horse". And so the project began.

"I find the online dating psychology fascinating," says Jesse. "You see people from all walks of life; people you wouldn't normally see inside your social circles, and yet throughout them all, there are so many recurring themes."

This funny photo project is intended to be taken lightheartedly. Online dating can often be exhausting and disheartening. This silly project helps to keep it feeling light. If we can't find the humor in it, why do it? We are all in it together, cliches and all, and Jesse and I are making fun of ourselves just as much as the whole idea.

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The Holding A Fish Guy

The Holding A Fish Guy

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Hayley Ness
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Jesse and Crystal should go out together- they match each other’s sense of humour!!

Victoria Jolley
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kinda Reminds me of Luke combs song "When it rain it pours"

Sarmite Kraukle
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stay away from him, girls! His fish is false, who knows, maybe he is false trough and trough!

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    The Which One Is She Girl

    The Which One Is She Girl

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    Hallak65
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most cases next to the pretty one

    Hari Onago
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is unfortunate, but true. I feel bad that I was thinking the same thing.

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    The In Bed With A Dog Guy

    The In Bed With A Dog Guy

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    Olivia W
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have that toy dog when I was a kid haha! Crazy! His name was Scotty.

    Dean Eager
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a real dog, wearing a fake fur coat.

    Sherrie Glendening
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the same guy who posted a comment in the previous picture? The gentleman who can only see boobs.

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    The Front Seat Driver Girl

    The Front Seat Driver Girl

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    Taryn Wallace
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the wine glass in the front seat while driving

    Barry Parker
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice set of airbags in that car...Oh! I'll let myself out. You're welcome.

    Stille20
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, why!? Why do people take that photo.

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    The Jumping In A Bikini Girl

    The Jumping In A Bikini Girl

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    Misterscooter
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a parent, my first thought is, "I hope she's wearing sunscreen because that skin hasn't seen sun in a while."

    Sarmite Kraukle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that capture and thought, here will be girl who is jumping into her bikini! Disappointing!

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See... I think that's a great photo. Showing of the bod, looking fun and confident.

    Shiva Dheva
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    8 years ago

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    Looks at least 45

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    The Creepy Snapchat Girl

    The Creepy Snapchat Girl

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    Nigel Rodgers
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have had rainbow puke in the toilet bowl too!

    Bway_Gonnabe11
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the toilet in the back xD im crying

    Alira
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dear me.. the contact lenses look like squid's eyes

    Full Name
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not creepy. She looks fun. She may have just let either a clown or a unicorn have his way with her mouth though.

    Jesse Lamm
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha I just noticed “42,565 Instagram photos”

    Haunting Spirit
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I see a (profile)picture on Facebook or Instagram with a snapchat-filter I unfriend/unfollow them. No need for dumb people.

    Gavin Ivey
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoulda had a turd in the toilet

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    The Unimpressive Yoga Pose Girl

    The Unimpressive Yoga Pose Girl

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    Hallak65
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I see a pic like this, I always hear the I need a man from Eurythmics :D

    Celental Midnight
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some that is unimpressive. For me that is unachievable! I am not flexible at all.

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    The Pot Smoker Guy

    The Pot Smoker Guy

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    Victoria Jolley
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the jackass or the one trying to "make friends"

    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Just looking for someone to be friends with"... seriously? They paid for a dating site to find friends? Who do they think they are fooling?

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    The Muscle Mirror Selfie Guy

    The Muscle Mirror Selfie Guy

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    Victoria Jolley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Guy who just wants nudes and doesnt care about ur feeling

    Daria B
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But will call you a s**t if you're the one with the bikini profile pic.

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    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The abs are photoshopped XD

    Sarah Figini
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    such big nipples to tweek you with

    Heather Grover
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one needs to be in a bathroom without a head. I call them the "headless horsemen" because it happens so often.

    BoredBirgit
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They triangle-shaped-body-guy!

    Sarmite Kraukle
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG! Never take off shirt to impress girls!

    Petro Roos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is AWESOME! Well done guys!

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