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#2

Forgot To Remember

Final score:

369points

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Insomniac 7 months ago

True love....

95points

#3

Maybe The Husband Needed Some Company

Final score:

338points

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I’ll have a treble thanks. 7 months ago

🤣🤣🤣

54points

#4

The Man Of Action

Final score:

291points

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Savannah greenleaf 7 months ago

Went two years without mopping. Boyfriend somehow took the mop to his friends house and I refused until a mop appeared at our home. He let it go 2 years without a mop! I wish I was making this up

60points

#5

While I Was Away, I Left My Bathroom Window Open For 3 Weeks, And A Bird Laid A Nest In My Sink

Final score:

277points

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Robert Millar 7 months ago

Typical pigeon nest. Deluxe model.

157points

#6

An Apple Watch A Day

Final score:

267points

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nomnomborkbork 7 months ago

At least you'll have a great watch when you get there.

85points

#7

Some Say That The Husband Is Still Waiting

Final score:

258points

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Nina 7 months ago

He's more patient than I would be..

112points

#8

Everything Tastes Better With Ice Cream

Final score:

256points

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 7 months ago

Ice cream is the food version of duct tape.

222points

#9

Coming Into Work To Discover That Someone Left The Ice Machine's Door Open Overnight

Final score:

247points

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Sue User 7 months ago

But I am not full. * Makes more ice*.

89points

#10

This Sack Of Potatoes I Left In The Basement About 4 Months Ago And Forgot About

Final score:

238points

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Xandra 7 months ago

You have a new roommate now!

121points

#11

These Saudi Friends Took My Picture, I Took Theirs But Forgot To Get Their Emails

Final score:

227points

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Momma Jess 7 months ago

This picture is really nice, the background is gorgeous, and those boys just look so chill, hopefully someone sees this that knows them 💜

152points

#12

Don't Park And Drink

Final score:

217points

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deejak 7 months ago

Reminds me of a local story that ended up with a guy being shot and killed by police for driving his own car that had been reported stolen.

52points

#13

Someone Forgot To Put The Bread In The Fridge Last Night

Final score:

213points

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Zoey Bear 7 months ago (edited)

It has now become one with the bread.

78points

#14

My Brother Used His Phone As A Flashlight For A Customer's Car And Forgot About It. It Stayed In Place For 15 Miles And Even Freeway Driving. Not A Scratch On The Phone

Final score:

212points

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Alexandra 7 months ago

Wow, just wow. You lucky duck!

89points

#15

I Rented A Car And They Forgot The Key Box In The Back Seat

Final score:

209points

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Stephanie Did It 7 months ago

Someone lost their job that day...

92points

#16

I Forgot To Check The Figs For Harvest. They Turned Into Demogorgons

Final score:

209points

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nomnomborkbork 7 months ago

Feed me!

80points

#17

We Have An Automated Parking System And My Neighbor Forgot To Close His Door

Final score:

199points

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kissmychakram 7 months ago

There aren't built-in sensors to prevent that kind of thing?? Design flaw!

194points

#18

A Delivery Guy Forgot To Use His Handbrake On Our Steep Driveway. His Car Rolled Over The Ledge And Garden, Then Fell In Front Of Our Living Room About 3-4 Meters Down

Final score:

196points

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Zoe Vokes 7 months ago

That is so lucky that is didn’t damage the house. I see a tiny bit of cosmetic damage on the bottom of the wooden panelling but that could so easily have damaged the structure if it fell differently.

90points

#19

My Coworker Left His Phone Under The Industrial Paper Cutter

Final score:

191points

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kissmychakram 7 months ago

That is a very neat cut.

105points

#20

Forgot To Take My Coke Out Of The Freezer

Final score:

184points

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giku T 7 months ago

move fast, tape it to a wall:u have art. modern art.

73points

#21

How Does One Forget Their Cane?

Final score:

180points

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8Yorkies-and-33cats 7 months ago

How does one forget their cane that looks like a giraffe is my question!

150points

#22

Left My Wallet On Top Of My Car Today. God Bless AirTags Though

Final score:

178points

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Hphizzle 7 months ago

Haha!! Wallace the Wallet!!

170points

#23

I Forgot To Put Sunscreen On My Legs During A Kayak Trip On The Lake

Final score:

172points

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Kimbowa 7 months ago

Ouch.

102points

#24

I Left The Deep Freezer Door Slightly Cracked By Accident And Didn't Use It For A Few Months. I Was Rewarded With This A Few Days Before Moving Out

Final score:

171points

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Xandra 7 months ago

And a nice electrical bill on top...

133points

#25

I Just Remembered I Wanted Waffles 6 Days Ago

Final score:

166points

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STress (I/me) 7 months ago

And now, they're low-carb. Good for you.

73points

#26

These Homeowners Were Out Of Town When Their Pool Service Technician Left The Water Running. As A Result, The Pool Overflowed And Contributed To The Failure Of This Deck

To make it more frustrating, they had already warned him another time not to leave it running. Things seen this week during structural assessments.

DMAS1638 Report

Final score:

158points

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Chicken Nugget 7 months ago

sue.

96points

#27

Oops

Final score:

154points

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Zoey Bear 7 months ago (edited)

Looks like mating worms that got too close to their romantic fire.

65points

#28

In My Student Dormitory, The Kitchen Was Renovated, And They Forgot The Faucet On The Sink

Final score:

154points

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Alexandra 7 months ago

Smart thinking....

28points

#29

This Is What Happens When You Go To The Mountains And Forget To Lock Your Doors. I Bet The Insurance Claim Will Be Unbearable

Final score:

152points

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Nina 7 months ago

So a bear came through?

60points

#30

I Didn't Notice Until 30 Seconds Before My First Zoom Call Of The Day That I Had Forgotten The Most Important Step Of Making Coffee This Morning

Final score:

150points

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Alexandra 7 months ago

Uhm, let me guess...just one minute...coffee?

44points

#31

When You Remember To Put On Deodorant, But Only Get Halfway Done Before Getting Distracted And Heading Off To Work

Final score:

149points

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deejak 7 months ago

Make an ad out of that.

141points

#32

My Mom Forgot To Roll Up Her Passenger Window In The Car Wash

Final score:

148points

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Xandra 7 months ago

Admit it, you had a drunk unicorn in there!

183points

#33

A Banana That I Forgot In My Backpack During Vacation For 2 Weeks

Final score:

147points

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Iampenny 7 months ago

So that's how you get vanta black

164points

#34

Left My Carry-On Backpack In The Back Seat Of My Rental Car While I Grabbed Lunch With A Friend

Smash and grab incident in NW Houston. Initially forgot I had an AirTag in the bag for a few hours. When I remembered, I went to the location and managed to recover the bag, which had been run over and shredded for the most part, along with my passport. Lost a laptop and work documents valued at about $150, as well as a couple of DeWalt batteries, and they smashed two windows. Reminder: Don't leave your belongings in plain sight.

Crashy1620 Report

Final score:

144points

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Kimbowa 7 months ago

Nice to leave your passport.

78points

#35

Just Sat Down For A Six-Hour Red-Eye Flight

Final score:

140points

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Alexandra 7 months ago

And suddenly you have six whole hours of your life you have to find a different purpose for.

70points

#36

Forgot To Let The Faucet Drip

Final score:

140points

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David 7 months ago

Show of hands - who wants to see the inside? :)

128points

Suzanna Dobson 7 months ago

🖐️

15points

Almost sunny 7 months ago

✋

7points

Robert T 7 months ago

Take a look at the picture of the deep freeze above - imagine that, only bigger!

3points

Canadian Cobra Chickens 7 months ago

🙋‍♀️

1point

Dogs accept all (She/They) 7 months ago

🙌

1point

Dexter's Lab Fan 6 months ago

✋

0points

JustYou'reAveragePANda 6 months ago

✋ME ME ME ME ME

0points

Ur_Fav_Lazy_Panda🫶 6 months ago

✋

0points

Abigail Moritz 6 months ago

✋

0points

WonkyPB&J 6 months ago

🖐️

0points

Bookish Panda 6 months ago

✋

0points

mindblank 6 months ago (edited)

🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋🙋

0points

Teresa Spanics 7 months ago

Me!

0points

Knitting Panda 7 months ago

Yes, please.

0points

Xandra 7 months ago

Oh my, how? Did the water reach all the way to the ceiling?!?

16points

M O'Connell 7 months ago

The burst pipe may have been a fire suppression sprinkler, in the ceiling.

19points

dayngerkat 7 months ago

TIL you should drip your faucets in freezing weather

5points

David 7 months ago

What melody said. Generally not just 'freezing' but well below freezing. Wind is a factor as well because it forces the cold air under your house, into your well house (if you have one) and so on. I have a well and the underside of my mobile home is vented as per county code. We get a lot of freezing days each winter (NW WA state) but generally only one or maybe two storms a winter where I'm concerned about the pipes freezing. For me it is generally about 5 feet of exposed pipe inside my well house. Meanwhile folks on city water rarely have to worry unless maybe their house itself is poorly insulated. TLDR: It's good to know about but YMMV for actually needing it.

2points

Annabel Again 7 months ago

Always leave your faucet cold water on drip if it's getting below 20 degrees Fahrenheit if your pipes are on am exterior wall or the house is older than like 20 yr just in case. This pic is an extreme example but it can ruin your home and bankrupt you

4points

Annabel Again 7 months ago

Also leave open cabinets if the pipes run thru em

6points

F 7 months ago

Thanks for explanation. Not something I was aware of being an Aussie 😂

1point

Bettye McKee 7 months ago

Our pipes froze a couple of winters ago and we were without water for a week.

0points

Tyranamar Seuss 7 months ago

Seen this in CO a few times. Scary reminder to let the faucet run in freezing weather.

4points

pineapple87 7 months ago

Never heard of such a thing, and I've lived my entire life in places where it gets to -20 Celsius in free winter.

3points

Tom Brincefield 7 months ago

So the builders there take that into account. Probably part of the building codes.

2points

Ric 7 months ago

What ?

1point

Lydia Gichia-Black 5 months ago

✋

0points

Mary 6 months ago

🤚

0points

Janet Graham 7 months ago

I'm not sure that having a faucet drip would be enough! That is some serious cold temps there.

0points

Cornelia Neuschild 7 months ago

Personal armageddon. Jeeez!

0points

#37

Always Check Your Oven Before Turning It On, Kids

I had a small kitchen renovation done and thought I'd protect my pan and cast iron skillet from dust by storing them in the oven. First time using them since the renovation was completed, and I completely forgot they were there. I kept it in a bag so it wouldn't get full of cat hair.

Kitty_Katty_Kit Report

Final score:

134points

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 7 months ago

There is no cat hair there. Mission accomplished.

150points

#38

My Wife Didn't Put Away Her $300.00 Stetson Hat. Our Dog Reminded Her

Final score:

133points

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 7 months ago

$300 for a hat?

159points

#39

Repairmen Unplugged Our Freezer To Charge Their Drill But Forgot To Plug It Back In. Two Days Later, All The Food Is Defrosted

Final score:

131points

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Geoffrey Scott 7 months ago

Makes me recall my daughter(800 miles away), when her husband was away for a few weeks. Called me asking how to get rid of all the flies in her house. "Where are they coming from?" "I don't knowwwww!" "Check around" "Seem to be coming from the garage" "Is your freezer on?" "I don't know..."no" Outlet died, SIL is a HUGE fisherman, and hunter. All game and fish bad. "Can I keep the freezer?"(after cleaning the disgusting mess out of it) "Yup!, as long as you want all future food to smell that bad." You will NEVER get rid of the odor.

67points

#40

Forgot To Check The Radar This Morning

Final score:

130points

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sheetzy 7 months ago

My friend did this in college. He tried to clean it out at a gas station wet vac, but the water soaked in pretty good and the smell never went away. He got another car like 2 months later

25points

#41

About To Arrive For An Interview In A New Suit, I Realized I Left The Tag On

Final score:

125points

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Isa Wan 7 months ago

Well, to be precise: the clerk forgot the tag. On the other hand: if it's really this guy who forgot the tag on, I wouldn't want to employ him... Because he's a thief.

92points

#42

My Coworker's Kids Left The Van Door Open Before A Storm

Final score:

125points

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Kimbowa 7 months ago

When I see things like this, I think, yeah this is funny now but I wonder if the actual forgetter (surprised me it’s a real word) got yelled at or in trouble.

28points

#43

Forgot I Had Eggs Boiling

Final score:

123points

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giku T 7 months ago

i can smell this pic.

89points

#44

Always Remember To Put The Handbrake On And Leave The Car In Gear

Final score:

120points

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STress (I/me) 7 months ago

How else would you wash your car?!?

43points

#45

Went For My Physical Yesterday And Was Offered The Shingles Vaccine. Turns Out The Medical Assistant Forgot To Mix The Vaccine, So All I Got Was A Shot Of Saline

Now I have a big, sore-as-hell red spot with no benefit.

CattledogdadNC Report

Final score:

118points

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BoredPossum 7 months ago

Showing us that the procedure is the problem, not the vaccine.

74points

#46

I Forgot To Stop The Stopwatch On My Phone

Final score:

117points

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Lydsylou (she/her) 7 months ago

Just realised that I also turned a stopwatch on a while ago. By a while ago I mean 4947 hrs ago

60points

#47

I Made My Morning Coffee, And In My Decaffeinated State, I Forgot To Put The Cup Under The Drip

Final score:

116points

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Fat Harry 7 months ago

Lol. I did this with a vending machine where you had to put the cup under manually, but thankfully noticed JUST before the coffee started pouring. Couldn't separate the cups though, so I ended up taking three cups stuck one inside the other.

33points

#48

Guess Who Forgot Their Exit Plan After Staining The Stairs. Send Help

Final score:

110points

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Alexandra 7 months ago

Wait what? You didn't alternate the steps so you can still go upstairs?

55points

#49

I Forgot I Was Cooking Rice And It Burned. I've Been Scrubbing For An Hour And It Won't Clean! My Parents Are Gonna Be So Angry

Final score:

101points

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Insomniac 7 months ago

Simmer vinegar on the stove. Or scrub with baking soda and vinegar. Or simmer with detergent on the stove. Many ways to save a pot.

115points

#50

The Teaching Assistant Forgot To Remove The Part Of The Email Where The Professor Mocks My Question Before Responding

Final score:

90points

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Alexandra 7 months ago

That's rude.

82points