I... taste... colors... meaowwww

True love....

🤣🤣🤣

Went two years without mopping. Boyfriend somehow took the mop to his friends house and I refused until a mop appeared at our home. He let it go 2 years without a mop! I wish I was making this up

Typical pigeon nest. Deluxe model.

At least you'll have a great watch when you get there.

He's more patient than I would be..

Ice cream is the food version of duct tape.

But I am not full. * Makes more ice*.

You have a new roommate now!

This picture is really nice, the background is gorgeous, and those boys just look so chill, hopefully someone sees this that knows them 💜

Reminds me of a local story that ended up with a guy being shot and killed by police for driving his own car that had been reported stolen.

It has now become one with the bread.

Wow, just wow. You lucky duck!

Someone lost their job that day...

Feed me!

There aren't built-in sensors to prevent that kind of thing?? Design flaw!

That is so lucky that is didn’t damage the house. I see a tiny bit of cosmetic damage on the bottom of the wooden panelling but that could so easily have damaged the structure if it fell differently.

That is a very neat cut.

move fast, tape it to a wall:u have art. modern art.

How does one forget their cane that looks like a giraffe is my question!

Haha!! Wallace the Wallet!!

Ouch.

And a nice electrical bill on top...

And now, they're low-carb. Good for you.

sue.

Looks like mating worms that got too close to their romantic fire.

Smart thinking....

So a bear came through?

Uhm, let me guess...just one minute...coffee?

Make an ad out of that.

Admit it, you had a drunk unicorn in there!

So that's how you get vanta black

Nice to leave your passport.

And suddenly you have six whole hours of your life you have to find a different purpose for.

Show of hands - who wants to see the inside? :)

There is no cat hair there. Mission accomplished.

$300 for a hat?

Makes me recall my daughter(800 miles away), when her husband was away for a few weeks. Called me asking how to get rid of all the flies in her house. "Where are they coming from?" "I don't knowwwww!" "Check around" "Seem to be coming from the garage" "Is your freezer on?" "I don't know..."no" Outlet died, SIL is a HUGE fisherman, and hunter. All game and fish bad. "Can I keep the freezer?"(after cleaning the disgusting mess out of it) "Yup!, as long as you want all future food to smell that bad." You will NEVER get rid of the odor.

My friend did this in college. He tried to clean it out at a gas station wet vac, but the water soaked in pretty good and the smell never went away. He got another car like 2 months later

Well, to be precise: the clerk forgot the tag. On the other hand: if it's really this guy who forgot the tag on, I wouldn't want to employ him... Because he's a thief.

When I see things like this, I think, yeah this is funny now but I wonder if the actual forgetter (surprised me it’s a real word) got yelled at or in trouble.

i can smell this pic.

How else would you wash your car?!?

Showing us that the procedure is the problem, not the vaccine.

Just realised that I also turned a stopwatch on a while ago. By a while ago I mean 4947 hrs ago

Lol. I did this with a vending machine where you had to put the cup under manually, but thankfully noticed JUST before the coffee started pouring. Couldn't separate the cups though, so I ended up taking three cups stuck one inside the other.

Wait what? You didn't alternate the steps so you can still go upstairs?

Simmer vinegar on the stove. Or scrub with baking soda and vinegar. Or simmer with detergent on the stove. Many ways to save a pot.