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Rarely does it happen that things go the way that we hoped they would. Dreams stay in the dream realm, fulfilled only through the help of our psyche, whilst the real world continues to work against us. But there are those moments that make life worth living, especially when it comes to food. 

The subreddit named “Delicious Compliance” allows people who’ve had their dreams come true to a T to share their moments of bliss. What you ask for, you shall receive! You get extra pickles, and you get extra pickles, everyone gets extra pickles! If you don’t want them, we won’t be shoving them down your throat (unless you’re into that kind of thing). 

So, dear delicious readers, enjoy this wholesomely satisfying list, and don’t forget to upvote your favorites! Also, leave your thoughts and opinions in the comments below, mayhaps sharing your own stories of wondrous generosity. If by the end of it you’re still feeling peckish, I’ve got another Bored Panda article right here. Enough talk, let’s munch into it! 

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Well Ok Then

Well Ok Then

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Nor
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know the feeling, when you ask for spicy and it's NOT...nothing better than super spicy (yes each to their own), so thta the next day you feel it as well

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A silencing of a frustrated desire, representing the world as one would like it to be rather than as it actually is. That is one way to define wish fulfillment. Some others would probably say that getting their life’s worth of pepperoni on a pizza comes close as well. 

Over 178k people have witnessed or have shared their dreams coming true, in the most wholesome and delicious form, with the help of the “Delicious Compliance” subreddit. Asking for what you want—what you really really want—doesn’t always work out, but that’s never the case in this little corner of the world.

Created all the way back in December 2016, it has housed an unprecedented number of fulfilling, wholesome, and utterly hilarious dishes, some of which you, dear reader, are scrolling through today. But let’s dive a little deeper into this deep-dish pizza and question what it actually means to have your dreams come true. 

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Customer Asked For "A Very Generous Amount Of Olives " He Did Not Go Home Displeased

Customer Asked For "A Very Generous Amount Of Olives " He Did Not Go Home Displeased

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#3

I Asked For Lots And Lots Of Cream Cheese Icing On My Cinnamon Buns

I Asked For Lots And Lots Of Cream Cheese Icing On My Cinnamon Buns

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Dream come true (idiom): something you have wanted very much for a long time that has now happened. Shocking definition, I know! Would have never been able to figure out what that meant, that’s for sure. However, there is one thing that is a bit confusing—why does it happen so rarely? 

According to S. Freud and his theories on dreams, he believed that wish fulfillment has to have an element of prohibition. A kind of forbidden fruit situation, if we may—you want something so bad, but there’s something in the way of you getting it. Whether it be the law, moral constructs, or a pesky wall, the turmoil of getting to your desires makes the dream all the more sweet. 

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My Coworkers Were Meeting Up For Lunch For The First Time And I’m Sick At Home With Covid. I Asked My Teammate To Drop Off Something From The Restaurant. Boy Did He Comply. Banana For Scale

My Coworkers Were Meeting Up For Lunch For The First Time And I’m Sick At Home With Covid. I Asked My Teammate To Drop Off Something From The Restaurant. Boy Did He Comply. Banana For Scale

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Special Instructions: "I'd Like Enough Red Pepper Flakes To Kill A Donkey Please"

Special Instructions: "I'd Like Enough Red Pepper Flakes To Kill A Donkey Please"

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Hence why perseverance should be rewarded more than a singular achievement. Although if all you do is try to get to your dreams, but end up not reaching any outcomes, are you actually getting anywhere, or are you just running on the treadmill of life? Effectiveness and success are about progress, not effort. They’re about the outcome, not the output. 

But back to wishing and the beginning stages of action-taking. A wish never arises in isolation; it always encounters other wishes, opposing it in an open structure so that desire is always in the process of organizing meaning. You can thank Jacques Lacan for that one… He considered this always-incomplete destiny of desire to be the basis of the human condition.

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I'm Visibly Pregnant And Was Craving Falafel. I Asked For All The Pickled Turnip/Pickles. Shwarma Joint Delivered!

I'm Visibly Pregnant And Was Craving Falafel. I Asked For All The Pickled Turnip/Pickles. Shwarma Joint Delivered!

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#9

Mod Pizza: Asked For As Much Cheese As They Can Legally Give!

Mod Pizza: Asked For As Much Cheese As They Can Legally Give!

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Let’s break that down in human language. The process of organizing meaning: our purpose here is never set in stone, and it’s based on our cravings for the present and the future. The more we dream, the more enriched our potential purpose becomes, especially considering the fact that wishes are never isolated, but rather intertwined. 

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You wish to win the lottery so that you can afford your dream house, so that you can partake in your favorite activities, so that you can treat your beloved people. Or, in this case, you dream of endless olives on your pizza to fill your taste buds with joy, to bring you closer to heaven on earth, and to fuel your love for olives even further. 

#11

I Asked For One Extra Fortune Cookie

I Asked For One Extra Fortune Cookie

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#12

My Daughter Wanted Ham & Pineapple On Her Cheeseburger Sub. Pineapple Wasn't Listed As Add-On. Made Special Request & Offered To Pay Extra. They Added Pineapple At No Charge. They Got Tipped Extra For This

My Daughter Wanted Ham & Pineapple On Her Cheeseburger Sub. Pineapple Wasn't Listed As Add-On. Made Special Request & Offered To Pay Extra. They Added Pineapple At No Charge. They Got Tipped Extra For This

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Thing is, once that dream is complete, another takes place. And the dance goes on and on until the day we expire. As soon as we stop craving, we start decaying. So never stop reaching for your dreams, dear Pandas, especially if they’re the tasty type! 

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I’ve always said this and I will repeat it—if you want something, ask for it. Don’t let it stay in the back of your mind as though it is a forbidden secret. Let the Starbucks employee know you want five espresso shots and 20 pumps of gingerbread cookie syrup. Hold the milk; add the cream. No judgment. 

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My Friend Ordered A Chip Butty At A Pub And This Is What They Got

My Friend Ordered A Chip Butty At A Pub And This Is What They Got

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can't beat a good chip butty, I prefer it on buttered sliced bread personally.

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Ordered From Jersey Mike’s. Asked Them To “F Me Up With Pickles.” Did Not Disappoint

Ordered From Jersey Mike’s. Asked Them To “F Me Up With Pickles.” Did Not Disappoint

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"Never be ashamed! There's some who will hold it against you, but they are not worth bothering with," J. K. Rowling said. If your dreams are big, people will mock you for them. That is a reality of life, sadly. However, that shouldn't distract you from having the most delicious, glorious, and iconic lunch to have ever existed. The haters can suck on a pinecone. No disrespect to pinecones.

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As you continue scrolling through this list, dear readers, don’t forget to upvote your favorites, leave some comments on your own experiences and favorite foods, and I shall hope to see you in the very near future! Adios! 

#16

Asked For Some Extra Garlic Bread From A Local Italian Place

Asked For Some Extra Garlic Bread From A Local Italian Place

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Today I Was On A 2 1/2 Hour Flight So We Were Only Served An Egg Salad Sandwich And A Brownie Later On. I Really Liked The Sandwich And Asked The Flight Attended For Another One, Not Only Did She Give Me 2 Sandwiches But Also 2 Brownies! I Hope Everyone Has A Nice Day!

Today I Was On A 2 1/2 Hour Flight So We Were Only Served An Egg Salad Sandwich And A Brownie Later On. I Really Liked The Sandwich And Asked The Flight Attended For Another One, Not Only Did She Give Me 2 Sandwiches But Also 2 Brownies! I Hope Everyone Has A Nice Day!

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#19

I Asked Taco Bell For As Much Fire And Diablo Sauce As They Could Legally Give Me...they Were Laughing So Hard When They Handed Me The Bag

I Asked Taco Bell For As Much Fire And Diablo Sauce As They Could Legally Give Me...they Were Laughing So Hard When They Handed Me The Bag

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#20

Shout Out To Poke 1/2 La Jolla, You Done This Fat Kid Proud

Shout Out To Poke 1/2 La Jolla, You Done This Fat Kid Proud

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#21

So I Work At Halal Shack And Someone Ordered This Today...

So I Work At Halal Shack And Someone Ordered This Today...

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#23

Went On A Disney Cruise And Was Asked What I Want For Dessert. I Said "Nothing"

Went On A Disney Cruise And Was Asked What I Want For Dessert. I Said "Nothing"

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#24

This Regular Pepperoni My Brother Ordered

This Regular Pepperoni My Brother Ordered

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#26

His Request Said "Please Extra Champignons I Will Pay Extra Please Totally Overdo It For The Mother Of Champignons"

His Request Said "Please Extra Champignons I Will Pay Extra Please Totally Overdo It For The Mother Of Champignons"

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Jana Jankova
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There isn't mush-room left for anything else on that pizza. I'll see myself out..

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#27

The Cook Asked If I Wanted A Little Extra Tater Tots

The Cook Asked If I Wanted A Little Extra Tater Tots

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#28

I Asked For Extra Garlic Sauce With My Garlic Potatoes

I Asked For Extra Garlic Sauce With My Garlic Potatoes

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#30

I Am A Menace To Society. My Dumb Pregnancy Brain Accidentally Ordered My Husband A Burrito With No Tortilla

I Am A Menace To Society. My Dumb Pregnancy Brain Accidentally Ordered My Husband A Burrito With No Tortilla

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Sandy Ashton
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't see a problem here. Get some tortilla chips and scoop that bad boy up.

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I Asked For "A Bit Of Extra Sauce On The Side" And Was Hit With 31 Packets Of Assorted Sauces

I Asked For "A Bit Of Extra Sauce On The Side" And Was Hit With 31 Packets Of Assorted Sauces

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Mrs Irish Mom
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Daughter gets dry chicken salad sambos in school so i send up packet mayo i get with take aways

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#32

Asked Texas Roadhouse For Some Extra Rolls With Meal And Side. They Gave Me A Whole Bag Full!

Asked Texas Roadhouse For Some Extra Rolls With Meal And Side. They Gave Me A Whole Bag Full!

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#33

Asked For Extra Croutons, Can’t Complain Lol

Asked For Extra Croutons, Can’t Complain Lol

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#34

I Told My BF I’m Only Into Caesar Salad For The Toppings… He Hooked Me Up!! I Actually Had To Remove Some Of It Lol

I Told My BF I’m Only Into Caesar Salad For The Toppings… He Hooked Me Up!! I Actually Had To Remove Some Of It Lol

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#35

Putting The Cherry In Cherry Coke

Putting The Cherry In Cherry Coke

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#37

Asked To Replace Sesame Seeds By Extra Green Onions On My General Tao Poutine... I'm Not Disappointed!

Asked To Replace Sesame Seeds By Extra Green Onions On My General Tao Poutine... I'm Not Disappointed!

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A.E. Marlowe
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry what? General tao ... Poutine? I've seen posts on BP that seem life changing for others but I guess today is my turn

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#38

This Was Supposed To Be A Single Taco. I Didn't Ask For Anything Extra. Needless To Say I'm Very Happy With The Portion Sizes Today

This Was Supposed To Be A Single Taco. I Didn't Ask For Anything Extra. Needless To Say I'm Very Happy With The Portion Sizes Today

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Donkey boi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it a Taco if it doesn't fit inside the tortilla??? Who cares as long as it fits in my stomach!

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#39

Asked For Extra Pickled Red Onions On My Nachos. I Can’t Even See What’s Underneath Them

Asked For Extra Pickled Red Onions On My Nachos. I Can’t Even See What’s Underneath Them

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#40

Asked For Extra Sour Cream, Got A Swamp

Asked For Extra Sour Cream, Got A Swamp

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#41

I Asked Them To Give Me As Many Cherries As They Were Allowed

I Asked Them To Give Me As Many Cherries As They Were Allowed

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Zoecat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im I the only one who doesn’t like these? They always taste way to sweet for me.

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#42

Asked For Extra Sprinkles And Followed My Request With "Go Crazy"

Asked For Extra Sprinkles And Followed My Request With "Go Crazy"

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#45

I'm In Isolation. Asked My BF To Get Me Salt & Vinegar Chips

I'm In Isolation. Asked My BF To Get Me Salt & Vinegar Chips

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Rowan/Vin
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your slat and vinegar is pink?! The bags here are blue or green and pink is prawn cocktail

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#46

Chef Asked If I Wanted Some Extra Limes For My To Go Order... The Box Felt Heavier Than Expected

Chef Asked If I Wanted Some Extra Limes For My To Go Order... The Box Felt Heavier Than Expected

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#47

Some Nutter Came In And Ordered A Burger With Every Protein We Offer. He Ate The Whole Thing...and The Fries

Some Nutter Came In And Ordered A Burger With Every Protein We Offer. He Ate The Whole Thing...and The Fries

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#48

Ordered 20min Before Closing Time. Asked For Leftover Nuggets And Got A 20pc And A 6pc For Free

Ordered 20min Before Closing Time. Asked For Leftover Nuggets And Got A 20pc And A 6pc For Free

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#49

Asked For Extra Walnuts On My Walnut And Ricotta Tostada..

Asked For Extra Walnuts On My Walnut And Ricotta Tostada..

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#51

Can I Get Extra Pickles With My Sub?

Can I Get Extra Pickles With My Sub?

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#52

Extra Limes, Please

Extra Limes, Please

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#54

Asked For Extra Onions On My Mcdouble. Was Not Disappointed!

Asked For Extra Onions On My Mcdouble. Was Not Disappointed!

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#55

I Asked For Extra Extra Jalapeños On These Potatoes

I Asked For Extra Extra Jalapeños On These Potatoes

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#57

My Friend Asked For Lots Of Nacho Cheese, The Cheese Was Removed From The Pump And Free Poured

My Friend Asked For Lots Of Nacho Cheese, The Cheese Was Removed From The Pump And Free Poured

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#58

“I Picked All The Biggest Ones For You Because You Were So Polite With Asking For Extras”

“I Picked All The Biggest Ones For You Because You Were So Polite With Asking For Extras”

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#59

My Mum Asked For Extra Custard With Her Dessert, They Delivered

My Mum Asked For Extra Custard With Her Dessert, They Delivered

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#60

Asked For Some Garlic To Go With Our Korean BBQ

Asked For Some Garlic To Go With Our Korean BBQ

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks amazing all that fresh garlic ready ti be chucked into a korean bbq. Heaven !!

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#61

Asked For A Few Dipping Sauces For My Fries… I Received All The Sauces (K-Bob’s In Ft Stockton)

Asked For A Few Dipping Sauces For My Fries… I Received All The Sauces (K-Bob’s In Ft Stockton)

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#62

That Is Chicken Popcorn

That Is Chicken Popcorn

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#64

Hungry Howie - Asked For As Much Crust Flavoring That He Could Give Me Without Getting Fired

Hungry Howie - Asked For As Much Crust Flavoring That He Could Give Me Without Getting Fired

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#65

Wendy's - Asked For Extra Cheese On My Fries. Usually Only Get A Sprinkle More. The Fries Were Buried

Wendy's - Asked For Extra Cheese On My Fries. Usually Only Get A Sprinkle More. The Fries Were Buried

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#68

When You Ask For One Extra Side Of Sauce And They Casually Give You Six Instead

When You Ask For One Extra Side Of Sauce And They Casually Give You Six Instead

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#69

Customer Asked For “Extra Extra Extra” Sauce, I Think I Delivered

Customer Asked For “Extra Extra Extra” Sauce, I Think I Delivered

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#70

Can I Have All The Sauces For My Zeppole?

Can I Have All The Sauces For My Zeppole?

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#71

Almost Got $3 Of Cheese At A Concert, The Cups Half The Height Of The Pretzel

Almost Got $3 Of Cheese At A Concert, The Cups Half The Height Of The Pretzel

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Mat Hall
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Denigrate the orange stuff all you want, it still has its place - unlike most other cheeses it doesn't split when melted making it perfect for burgers etc., and in liquid form it's great for dipping stuff in.

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I Asked If They Could Make My Slice A Bit Thicker. Was Not Disappointed

I Asked If They Could Make My Slice A Bit Thicker. Was Not Disappointed

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#74

Was Told To Split My Ice Cream With My Brother So I Did

Was Told To Split My Ice Cream With My Brother So I Did

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#75

Told Waitress We Like Blue Cheese With Wings And She Gave Us 6

Told Waitress We Like Blue Cheese With Wings And She Gave Us 6

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#77

Dominos

Dominos

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Sydnie Laney
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would love it if I liked meat! You go that looks so yummy for you!

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#78

Dude Gave Me A Whole Onion. Nice

Dude Gave Me A Whole Onion. Nice

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#79

I Asked For Extra Green Onions On My Loaded Potato Soup. There’s Usually About 5 Or 6 Slices On There

I Asked For Extra Green Onions On My Loaded Potato Soup. There’s Usually About 5 Or 6 Slices On There

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#80

Asked For Some Croutons With My Soup

Asked For Some Croutons With My Soup

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#81

Asked For Extra Green Onions On My Noodles. Wasn't Disappointed

Asked For Extra Green Onions On My Noodles. Wasn't Disappointed

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#82

I Asked For “As Much Cilantro As You Can Give Me Without Getting Fired.” Perfection!

I Asked For “As Much Cilantro As You Can Give Me Without Getting Fired.” Perfection!

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#83

This Is Not “Extra Pepperoni”. I Love This Place

This Is Not “Extra Pepperoni”. I Love This Place

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Jack Holt
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can tell they laid the pieces out one by one rather than just upending a bag of pepperoni on it. Nice

#84

$3.50(Canadian) Casino Deli Turkey And Swiss. Asked For Extra Oilves And Pickles On The Side

$3.50(Canadian) Casino Deli Turkey And Swiss. Asked For Extra Oilves And Pickles On The Side

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#85

I Asked For Extra Ginger To Replace The Wasabi And This Is What I Got

I Asked For Extra Ginger To Replace The Wasabi And This Is What I Got

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Tired_Panda
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg that's perfect! I love eating ginger by itself after the sushi/California roll!

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#86

Asked For A Bit Of A Bigger Bowl Because You Could Not Even Dip A Chip In The Original Bowl Comfortably, So She Gave Me This With ‘Tude. Chip And BF For Reference

Asked For A Bit Of A Bigger Bowl Because You Could Not Even Dip A Chip In The Original Bowl Comfortably, So She Gave Me This With ‘Tude. Chip And BF For Reference

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Alexandra Davis
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the little bowl was the original one given, I don't blame him! That's a stupidly small sized amount for the tortillas!

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#87

Asked For Some Crushed Pepper To Top My Pasta

Asked For Some Crushed Pepper To Top My Pasta

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Sachi Knight
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just don't sneeze near it. A friend of mine did that in a restaurant & couldn't open her eyes for ages after, haha (I shouldn't laugh).

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#88

Asked For “An Illegal Amount” Of The Apple Crisp Sauce. Was Not Disappointed

Asked For “An Illegal Amount” Of The Apple Crisp Sauce. Was Not Disappointed

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#89

Went To Taco Bell Today And Accidentally Asked For A "Large Diablo" When I Pulled Up To The Window This Is What The Guy Handed Me

Went To Taco Bell Today And Accidentally Asked For A "Large Diablo" When I Pulled Up To The Window This Is What The Guy Handed Me

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#90

Around Beginning Of Pandemic, Ordered Two Large Lattes On Uber Eats, Added Note "Don't Send Latte, Just Fill Cup With As Much Iced Espresso As Possible With This Much Money"

Around Beginning Of Pandemic, Ordered Two Large Lattes On Uber Eats, Added Note "Don't Send Latte, Just Fill Cup With As Much Iced Espresso As Possible With This Much Money"

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Jason
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was in Vegas for a convention and there was a Starbucks in the lobby so figured I would hit it up. Wanted a latte with 4 extra shots. The lady kept telling me it already came with two. I couldn't get her to understand my need for coffee. Wish she had delivered like these.

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#91

My Wife Ordered A Hamburger “With Meat Only”

My Wife Ordered A Hamburger “With Meat Only”

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smilingtrees
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You could've asked for a plain burger. What your wife asked for sounds like a p*rno title

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#92

What I Said: Extra Provolone Please! What The Cook Heard: Block Of Cheese

What I Said: Extra Provolone Please! What The Cook Heard: Block Of Cheese

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T5n
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If only we could just go into restaurants and say “block of cheese” and have it be socially acceptable

#93

Doesn’t Look That Delicious, But Wings With “Extra Sauce”

Doesn’t Look That Delicious, But Wings With “Extra Sauce”

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#94

We Asked For Extra Blue Cheese

We Asked For Extra Blue Cheese

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Donkey boi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What does blue cheese taste like? How would you describe it? I'm allergic so looking for something similar.

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#95

I Asked For Extra Pickles (Normally Get One) And Got This

I Asked For Extra Pickles (Normally Get One) And Got This

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#96

I Asked For Extra Hot Chilli Peppers From Papa Johns

I Asked For Extra Hot Chilli Peppers From Papa Johns

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Ches Yamada
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those are pepperoncinis. They can be hot, but they're not "extra hot chili peppers".

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#97

I Asked The Barista For "Black Coffee, No Room, So You Can Fill It Up As Much As You'd Like." And I Even Spilled A Bit Taking It Off The Counter Before This Pic!

I Asked The Barista For "Black Coffee, No Room, So You Can Fill It Up As Much As You'd Like." And I Even Spilled A Bit Taking It Off The Counter Before This Pic!

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#98

I Was Asked What I Wanted With My Oatmeal. Asked For Craisins, Walnuts, And Brown Sugar. Can’t Even Tell It’s Oatmeal

I Was Asked What I Wanted With My Oatmeal. Asked For Craisins, Walnuts, And Brown Sugar. Can’t Even Tell It’s Oatmeal

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#99

Asked For Extra Onions On My Coney. Was Not Disappointed

Asked For Extra Onions On My Coney. Was Not Disappointed

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#100

Inspired By "None Pizza With Left Beef"

Inspired By "None Pizza With Left Beef"

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Jaaawn
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That price doesn't mean $0.71 for each individual extra potato does it?

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