This Twitter Account Is Dedicated To Food Fails That Are True Culinary Crimes, Here Are 40 Of The Worst Ones
InterviewWe’ve all been there. You’re excited to make the recipe, so you sort out the mise en place and employ your confidence and skills to start cooking. You can already taste the mouth-watering bites and imagine all the ways you’ll get to show this delicacy off to friends and family. One thing you may forget, however, is just how fine the line is between a crispy, juicy, heavenly yum and utterly disgusting yuck. Your hand slipped. Or you managed to leave your delicious creation in the oven and accidentally fall asleep. The result? A kitchen disaster of epic proportions.
Believe it or not, you're not the only one to experience these tragic blunders, as there are plenty of horrendous-looking food items out there, from restaurants to supermarkets. Thankfully, there's a whole Twitter account dedicated to the bad, the ugly, and downright messed up food. Not only does it serve as a source of pure entertainment, but also as a confidence boost that might make you feel like a Michelin-star chef.
Below, we wrapped up a collection of some of the nastiest and weirdly shaped artifacts to share with you all. So continue scrolling, but proceed with caution: these pictures have a way of ruining your appetite. Keep reading to also find our interview with James, the creator of the page. Then be sure to upvote the pictures you loved to hate most and let us know what you think about them in the comments!
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We got in touch with the creator of this Twitter account, James, who was super excited to chat with us about the journey of his project. Apparently, he started the page in late July to share some of the weird food creations he came across on Twitter and Reddit. "I love seeing a meal that’s so weird and messed up, it just makes my jaw drop, I find that so funny," James told Bored Panda. "Its growth has been really awesome to watch."
His social media project features heaps of ghastly-looking food items that have grabbed the attention of many Twitter users since its creation. At the time of writing, the account has amassed over 270k devoted fans by celebrating the ugly beauty of horrible food that can be found virtually anywhere. The creator is very open and blunt with his content. Truthfully, the humor is so straightforward that we can’t even mention the full name (thank you, stop words!)
The success of this project has inspired James to create a sister account featuring odd, bizarre, and downright entertaining examples of cars ever found online. If you'd like to check out some of James' masterfully curated photos that capture the essence of what stupidity on wheels looks like, you can find this Twitter account right here.
It’s safe to say that when it comes to the draw of the account in question, the weirdness is definitely part of the appeal. From cookies with spam filling to hotdog and pickle meat jelly, the page highlights some fascinating and equally frightening moments in food history that can turn our stomachs inside out and prevent us from eating for the foreseeable future.
When asked about his followers, James told us, "The foodie community is incredible! It’s great that so many other people find this stuff as entertaining as I do." The founder of the page also noted he faces only a few challenges when looking after the group. "The community helps make managing the page super easy. People can submit their finds to the Twitter page or in our Discord server, so there’s always great content in the pipeline."
We were also curious to know what makes James decide whether an image is worth sharing or not. "If a picture makes me go 'what the hell?' or just kind of leaves me staring at it in awe and confusion, it’s usually a good fit. I try to pass on things that seem intentionally wasteful, like something made for the purpose of taking a picture and then thrown in the trash."
It’s easy to laugh and feel entertained while scrolling through the unfortunate examples in this list, but they only prove that preparing food is an adventure. We all have experienced these disastrous blunders while cooking, and we know that cooking is a learning process and a skill that takes time to master.
"Fails are definitely a necessity to becoming good in the kitchen! A messed-up dish is a great story to share with your friends and family. I think a lot of people can relate to that," James said. "Please take a picture if you mess up your meal, society craves it real bad apparently. And if you need a guy to run your Twitter, send me a DM!"
The amount of food coloring...y'all are going to dye your mouths permanently
Previously, Ellen Manning, a food lover, writer, and founder of the acclaimed Eat With Ellen blog, offered us some insight about cooking blunders and tactics to avoid them. According to her, everyone has experienced massive failures in the kitchen: "I don't know anyone who hasn't."
"I've served up a ricotta and peach tart where the cheese had split and resembled something that should have been poured down the drain. I've served things up raw, burnt things, and messed things up, and I guarantee most people have — even top chefs," she revealed.
As Ellen explained, there are many reasons why things go wrong in the kitchen. "I think it's often due to lack of preparation and rushing, or maybe trying to do too much. Most of my failures were because I just didn't leave myself enough time to both prepare and cook a meal and tried to work at a million miles an hour to get it done. It never works."
This looks like a heart attack waiting to happen! Please don't do this to the poor hospital staff!
Plot twist: This is being served in the hospital cafeteria
Load More Replies...I'm already sick and I can safely say, I am having some concerns as to whether I'm going to be able to not puke at this rate. My stomach lurches at a lot of these - they're just so ... so wrong on so many levels.
I'm with you on this one.. This weirdly needs a taste test.. After a couple of breathing sessions of course.. I'm thinking about how I used to put grape jelly on a burger, it's honestly not bad maybe this might be the same?
Load More Replies...What's the white stuff splattered everywhere, dripping all over the meat and buns?
Oreos are great, cheeseburgers are great. But here, two rights do make a wrong.
I this corner we have diabetes, life threatening and potentially debilitating disease that can rob you of your independence and quality of life. In this corner we have heart disease, equally deadly with the potential to suddenly kill a person who seemed perfectly fine and healthy. Which one will kill the diner first?
This looks like a heart attack, STDs and cancer decided to have a baby together
American cuisine increasingly resembles the work of H.R. Giger. I suppose that's to be expected, devouring our own young having surpassed baseball as America's favorite pastime.
When your hamburgers are just average this in how you get people to try them.
The edges of the oreos look like centipedes crawling all over it. Nope.
Thankfully, there are ways we can learn from our past screw-ups and take our cooking skills to a new level. "It's easy to dwell on the mistakes, but half the time, they're not as bad as you think," Ellen told us. "Something that isn't cooked enough can be put back in to finish off, split sauces can sometimes be saved, and burnt elements can be scraped off so you can salvage the rest of it."
"It's rarely the end of the world, so don't give yourself a hard time. Equally, making mistakes is often how we learn and the kitchen is no exception — you only get better by trying, and guaranteed once you've messed something up, you're unlikely to make the same mistake again, so don't let a mistake stop you trying again or experimenting."
It turns out that even the most minor tweaks can make a huge positive impact on our cooking. To avoid butchering our meals in the first place, Ellen suggested starting with preparation and planning. "That means leaving enough time, making sure you've got the right ingredients and equipment, preparing everything before you start cooking, and following instructions. Just generally slowing down and being a bit more organized can make a huge difference."
"After all, there's a reason why top chefs prep everything they need and sort out their 'mise en place', which is essentially gathering everything you need and having it right there ready to go," she told us.
"Some people have a natural talent for flavors and cooking, but for most of us, it's just a case of practice," the food blogger said. "For years, I told everyone I couldn't cook and always left it to other people, terrified that I would mess things up, but actually the more I practiced, the better I got."
"I'd say start simple, follow recipes, learn some basic techniques, and then when you get more confident, you can start experimenting. Watch cooking shows, read cookbooks, and use social media for inspiration, ideas and simple 'how to's'. If you're still worried, then if you have time alone, practice then. Don't wait until you're throwing a dinner party to give it a go — practice when no one's looking, then if it goes wrong there's no huge loss," Ellen concluded.
“Mom is cooking fried chicken again :( ” “Your mom makes that? WOW your sooo lucky!” “Okay, I don’t think you are aware of what’s gonna happen…”
I love raw onion, and I love milk. But together? That's seriously messed up.
Please put your hands where I can see them and step away from the food coloring.
One time when I lived in Japan, I saw a convenience store with a sign in the window that said "cream-filled donuts". That sounded great, so I bought one and started eating it. The donut was filled with creamed fish!
I stopped buying candy when I was in Tokyo because 75% of it was unexpectedly fish, shrimp or seaweed flavoured. >.
Load More Replies...Do not look at this post if you are having lunch while scrolling BP :( I hope this caution will not arrive too late for you as it did for me
That time I made chocolate cupcakes with fishsticks inside , also made some cinnamon maple ramen noodle cupcakes, the taste was fine, the texture chewing was horrendous, like cold dead worms. tkB6QU0-63...bb02fa.jpg
If any of my vegan friends or coworkers annoy me, I'm going to have to do this and tell them that they are vegan cupcakes.
Load More Replies...Every photo brought my supper closer to making a reappearance. I've had friends in the past that stayed high constantly making weird a*s food concoctions but nothing like any of this. Most of these were hella fake just for this post.
I'd hate to see this when I'm not high. Thank f**k I'm high...either it helped or it didn't.
I haven't read the list yet, but I'm going to be annoyed if too many of these are photo-shopped/made up.
These people have committed crimes against humanity and should be prosecuted to the fullest extent
Some of these things look like they were made by people with no sense of taste
Half of them looked like people had the munchies after ... extensive garden work.
Ewww post… In another topic could someone please check out my post of my art? My posts usually aren’t noticed and this one is very special to me. https://www.boredpanda.com/?p=4320738
A lot of created content by shock influencers. Most of these aren’t real. The canned gator tho…
One time when I lived in Japan, I saw a convenience store with a sign in the window that said "cream-filled donuts". That sounded great, so I bought one and started eating it. The donut was filled with creamed fish!
I stopped buying candy when I was in Tokyo because 75% of it was unexpectedly fish, shrimp or seaweed flavoured. >.
Load More Replies...Do not look at this post if you are having lunch while scrolling BP :( I hope this caution will not arrive too late for you as it did for me
That time I made chocolate cupcakes with fishsticks inside , also made some cinnamon maple ramen noodle cupcakes, the taste was fine, the texture chewing was horrendous, like cold dead worms. tkB6QU0-63...bb02fa.jpg
If any of my vegan friends or coworkers annoy me, I'm going to have to do this and tell them that they are vegan cupcakes.
Load More Replies...Every photo brought my supper closer to making a reappearance. I've had friends in the past that stayed high constantly making weird a*s food concoctions but nothing like any of this. Most of these were hella fake just for this post.
I'd hate to see this when I'm not high. Thank f**k I'm high...either it helped or it didn't.
I haven't read the list yet, but I'm going to be annoyed if too many of these are photo-shopped/made up.
These people have committed crimes against humanity and should be prosecuted to the fullest extent
Some of these things look like they were made by people with no sense of taste
Half of them looked like people had the munchies after ... extensive garden work.
Ewww post… In another topic could someone please check out my post of my art? My posts usually aren’t noticed and this one is very special to me. https://www.boredpanda.com/?p=4320738
A lot of created content by shock influencers. Most of these aren’t real. The canned gator tho…