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We've all had the days when the only thing that's on our mind is "fuck my life". Whether you spill a cup of coffee across your keyboard, leave the oven on when you go to work, or arrive home only to find that you've left your house keys at the office, we've all had those fuck life moments. One might say that it's the Murphy's Law in action, others blame the wrong faze of the Moon, but more often it's just the universe giving you a funny fuck life or, for shorter, FML story to tell.

While the page fmylife.com, from which these stories came, was started in 2008, it had reached its glory age in 2009 when their book was published. At the same time, they were catering the public with a couple of thousands of daily FML stories submissions.

However bad you think your life might be, chances are it's not nearly as bad as it is for these people. Take a look at our FML stories list below to see what we mean. The tragically funny anecdotes that come from fmylife.com serve to remind us that no matter how bad things get, they could always be worse...

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    Yvonne Bernal
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Kayla, I hope she broke up with him before he had the chance to say anything to her.

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    Andreas Danzer
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg ... i have tears in my eyes!!!! That never happened - PLEASE tell me - that NEVER happened!!! Omg ... im laughing so hard!!!

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    Bun Bunny!
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he DID care! I mean, it may seem like something little, but this means that someone, somewhere, is there for you, right?

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    .gas.
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is abuse. I have a friend who got accepted to several schools, but her parents threw out the letters from ones that were far away. Not sure how she found out, but they are not on speaking terms anymore. :-(

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    seaufke
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    first time reading I thought this was between the dad and the roommate #brainfogisabitch

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    Yvonne Bernal
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A double whammy. You're not only considered "not cute", but you're also NOT getting a date either!

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    Agnes Ptak
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could relate. My older sister had a huge graduation party where she received over $2000 in cash as gifts. I got dinner at Bennigan's.

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    arianne
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some people shouldn't be allowed to procreate, great parenting skills (NOT)

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    Nizha Ariotejo
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You deserve it? Whats wrong with this ppl whose choosing it.nobody deserved it..

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    Winter
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, I don't believe it - there's medication for things like that - but if it *is* true, have a talk to your doctor!

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    Maria Stoyanova
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, something similar happened to me. Years ago I asked a "friend" to go talk with a boy I liked in order to "prepare" him for my "I like you" speech. Instead she secretly from me told him she liked him. They were together for a while and broke up but I never considered her a friend anymore

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    Melia Janssen
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always listen to your family and friends about the people you date. They see things you're blind to only because you cannot be objective about the people you are in love with.

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    Maggie Grover Bacher
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe she has been abused. don't take it personal. do everything you can to take care of her emotionally

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    Jennifer Tait
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always always always ask a persons before listing them as a reference. Best of luck

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    Maggie Grover Bacher
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have some fun with it and break up with him every day for the next week. come up with a new reason every day

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    Amy Weiss
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prove to him it does by giving him no orgasms. When he complains, explain that, well, his orgasms serve you no purpose.

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    Lazy Panda
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just gives you time to see if you'll get back together later

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    Chris Hardtke
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you put the bags in your car and take them to any store with a dumpster. Use your brain.

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    OdangaUsagi
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    8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, how do you expect to succeed if they don't give you the right tools to succeed?

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