I spit my water out while reading rip my laptop

Atleast its heartwarming and not crazy

not all of us Floridians are crazy. lol

Hehe

what did I just read

What

I remember seeing this, he was holding the scissors with his feet

could be canadian

Preeeeetty sure the charges are actually obstructing traffic (or some such), the eating pancakes part is irrelevant to the charge and only an explanation of why he was stationary right there.

Poor manatee though

this seems odd, but Florida normal

Good lord!

though unsafe, I admire his dedication

not the type of view you want

Plot twist: it was just his poop

Hey you're supposed to threath with Coldplay lyrics, then achieve pizza

Did it have pineapple on it?

Hey! Don't make me use Mr. Pepperoni!

Hey here's my birthday too!

Well I guess one beer was enough

Makes perfect sense.

That is too funny. Except for the security guard of course

HELP ITS STILL ON ME! OH GOOD! POLICE! HELP GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

Apparently it's a thing in Florida, to attack people with food... ^-^

eeww wtf

He needs some milk!

Birthday buddies!

why would you want to go back to middle school

Was it one of those rentable ones that have invaded everything

what happened next?! I must know!

We all know which Paralympic athlete he got that idea from

These are too funny. Mine is a guy flying down the interstate hanging onto the hood of the car. My daughter's is a guy making a beer run carrying his alligator. I had no idea Florida had so many squirrelly people!!