“Fyre Festival”: 30 Things That Were Massively Hyped But Turned Out To Be Huge Flops
Launching a new business or announcing a big idea is always a gamble. As hard as companies try, they can’t always predict exactly how the public will respond. But even when ideas flop, they can never be forgotten...
Redditors have recently been discussing the most hyped up ideas that ended up being huge failures, so we’ve gathered some of their spot-on responses below. From streaming platforms to modes of transportation, have fun taking a scroll through this memory lane of unfortunate ideas, and be sure to upvote the flops you find most amusing!
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So far, the Twitter acquisition and rebranding. An exceptionally expensive act of ego.
I stopped using a long time ago. I don't understand why anyone is still using it. You are giving that evil billionaire money. I just can't do it.
Twitter/"X" only really makes their money from advertisements, and the few users (or suckers, depending on how you view them) who pay for a checkmark. And if anything, Twitter is hemorrhaging money every year.
Load More Replies...My Hot Take: He's deliberately running it into the ground at a massive loss as a tax umbrella.
You're not wrong here. It has been noted by quite a few pundits and news outlets that this is now his "master plan".
Load More Replies...I do, too, and will keep doing so just out of spite at Musk and how he tried to turn Twitter into 4chan. He needs to learn that "because I can" is not the same as "because I should". He should have ponied up the $1B to back out of the deal. It would have been cheaper and we still would have a non-Eloned Twitter.
Load More Replies...Costing the world ink because now every article reads "So-and-so posted on X, formerly Twitter"
the best i saw was "a message posted on Ex-Twitter"
Load More Replies...Elon Musk. Turns out he's a moron.
What's sad is that all it would have taken was for people to genuinely listen to him for several minutes. He has never hidden his over-sized ego and under-sized talents.
Agree, out of occidental world (for example in Latam), people didn´t take him seriously ever
Load More Replies...His successful businesses (e.g. SpaceX) are run by others who know what they're doing. Then, like Edison, he takes credit and basks in the glory.
We all thought he invented the Tesla, not just bought it from the two people that actually invented it.
Better hate Steve Jobs too. Straight stole the apple computer from Wozniak.
Load More Replies...His only skill is identifying when other people's ideas have merit, buying, exploiting and screwing them up, then selling once they've lost all their value.
You've just listed the job description of every modern day CEO.
Load More Replies...WHy? Is it because he doesn't "toe the line" and allows/insists of letting other opinions have a say?
Being poor doesn't mean you are dumb, and being right doesn't mean you are smart. Especially when you have an emerald mine head start. Turns out, getting richer is much easier than becoming rich in the first place!
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NFTs
A scam from day one. Like buying a square foot of land in Scotland so you can declare yourself a Laird.
NFT's right now have less value than dirt. And I'm pretty sure most people with common sense knew they were a scam from day one.
Dirt can be used for planting stuff, good luck growing tomatoes out of that stupid a*s monkey...
Load More Replies...Bro, these are so ugly. I'm glad it passed me by almost completely!
Sometimes I was tempted. But then I was like... nah. This will not last.
Brexit. Absolute shitshow.
The Dutch really, really want the Nexit - totalky forgetting how important the EU is for a country that exports 65 to 85% (it depends how it is counted) of their agriculture produce and the advantages of the easy exchange in the border regions. I live close to Belgium, where the daily life is so interwoven that a hard border would be a huge problem. People use medical services, schools and many more services as if the border does not exist. The live in one country and work in the other. People share stuff across the border. During Corona we had a hard border, roads were blocked by containers and fenced off, crosding was only possible via two riads with strict access control, which was a big shock for the most people.
"Ow, didn't think about that..." 🤗😑 they only saw the expense and not the incimes from it?
Load More Replies...I still rememeber seeing Boris standing next to his 350-million-a-week-bus making all these wild promises. I don't think that since the 1970's the UK has ever been as bad as it is now.
Can't wait for Texxit. Texas is threatening to declare independence and it's hilariously stupid just like Brexit.
I wish them luck with their sh!t power grid, lol. But I live in AZ and we need a state to look down on.
Load More Replies...As a European, I hate it! I was thinking about going to London with my son for a long weekend in about 3 or 4 weeks, but he still doesn't own a passport and it wouldn't be ready on time, so we'll go to Germany, Italy...
Without a passport you would not be legally allowed into the UK from any other country, regardless of the UK's EU membership (the same is true in reverse UK to any EU country pre-brexit, no passport no travel), it has always been that way so brexit did not ruin your long weekend.
Load More Replies...This is the problem with protest vote, right here. People think that politicians will get contrite and do better the next time. The hell they will, give them a hole to promise a fix for, and they'll make a career out of it!
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Zuckerberg's weird avatar world.
Dude thought peeps would buy fake clothes, food, drink, everything for a fake human and live a fake life there instead of actually living a real life. The % of the population who would do this is in single digits Max.
This is one of the most realistic pictures I've ever seen of Zuckerberg.
I personally think people don't really get why this was a failure. The technology is just not there yet, that is the main reason. The secondary reason is the FB technology was worse (second rate at best) than the state-of-the-art technology, which "isn't enough". There are plenty of people in the world that would buy into a complete immersion into a virtual world, maybe even more importantly a "remote access" that feels like you are there. The problem is that the technology to do that just doesn't exist yet.
I’m showing my age, but the Geraldo Rivera special with Al Capone’s mysterious vault, which turned out to hold—nothing.
For those old enough to remember: Segway was *MASSIVELY* hyped for months. It was meant to change modern mobility *forever*.
When they finally showed off that goofy thing, it basically became a proto-meme in the early internet era.
Hold up OP, memes were already well established and the internet was two decades old when Segway debuted.
The "modern" internet probably started in the early 90s - although it was around long before then, it wasn't really until services like AoL started to pivot away from bespoke walled gardens and opened themselves up that it became more than "just for nerds", and the pre-web internet was a very different thing, so I'd argue that for practical purposes "the internet" was less than a decade old at the time. I do remember all the hype when Dean Kamen was teasing the Segway though; it was always very vague so speculation was rife - maybe it was a hoverboard, or a jetpack, heck, could even be a teleportation device - so the actual reveal was pretty disappointing.
Load More Replies...Did he not notice? "Oh this ramps a bit steep, and there's a big puddle at the bottom but oh well ay!"
Load More Replies...Everyone thought Segway was ridiculous when it was introduced. It was hyped by manufacturer. I remember commercials claiming it was the best thing ever. But people just laughed at it.
The “early internet era” was late 60s(the net was invented in 1969) through the seventies. Yeah, sure, I’m old, but I was there. As a dumb little kid, but still… My babysitters brought nerds over, which is likely where I acquired my taste in men.
I actually went to a segway museum like place. They were cool in concept but pointless in reality, riding one was at least somewhat fun
The were too expensive. If they were as cheap as electric scooters they would have taken off.
Games of Thrones the final season
They ran ahead of the books and that's what happened. You just have to read the books as fast as Martin writes them. I still haven't finished Dance of Dragons. But I've read about fifty books since I started it.
No rush, I doubt he's ever going to actually finish the series. It's been nearly 13 years since the last book was published.
Load More Replies...The last 3 seasons. The final season was just awful. But since season 4 it was a s**t show.
I was a huge GOT fan... and then the last season happened and I have never looked at another piece of GOT media since. Kind of impressive you can kill something so popular so thoroughly.
Not for nothing but in this picture Sansa Stark really looks like the mom.
All seasons, TBF. Although, and please don't hate on me for saying so, I never actually watched any of them beyond a snippet or two of Sean Bean in the very early ones.
Genuine question, how do you know they were all bad if you didn't see them? I'm not a fan either, I'm more of a fan of the books, but I watched them all and there's a huge difference between the first and last season.
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Adulthood
Highly overrated. Yes, you can spend all your money at the sweet shop or pizzeria and game the whole day and no one complains ... but you won't, because rent, food, transport has to be paid too, and the household chores and work are waiting for you. So many duties and it never ends...
Yeah, and even though being a kid is nice, kids don't do things like fly to the moon. There are rewards for being an adult.
Load More Replies...Not when your boss needs that report first thing in morning tomorrow.
Load More Replies...For all its problems, I’d take adulthood any day over being a kid with no real control over your life. I hated childhood even when I was a kid. I would never go back.
The Panama Papers.
Honestly, I'm still pissed nothing came of it.
Well, it depends. In Greece, the minister that was given the list, when asked from the Inquiring Committee why he didn't do anything with it, he said that he forgot the memory stick in a drawer... Conveniently long enough, as it seems, to tip everybody off, judging from the fact that not even one man was even accused with something from the list.
Load More Replies...The Panama Papers leaked in 2016 and it wasn't until 2020 that the first person was convicted here in the USA. Did it have something to do with the fact that there were THOUSANDS of mentions of Trump and Trump entities? You bet it did.
You'e thinking of the Paradise Papers, and it was Wilbur Ross, Trump's Commerce Secretary (also appointed by Clinton to oversee business relations with Russia), who the Paradise Papers revealed had moved money offshore to avoid taxes. He was the one whose ties were most substantive. (FFS, Trump's SoS ran Exxon; you can't possibly look at any set of business records without coming across names like Exxon!) Of course, Obama's Commerce Secretary had a near mirror-image revelation, and she was actually in office in 2016.
Load More Replies...Of course nothing came out of it, the rich and powerful protected themselves.
Kim Kardashian's break the internet picture.
They were weird.
https://www.papermag.com/break-the-internet-kim-kardashian-cover
I will never understand why anyone cares about these entitled idiots.
I ain't following Kardashian links, can someone give me an idea of what they are please? (Pics not the Kardashians)
Her in fancy makeup and various stages of taking off the black dress. One where she's popping champagne with a glass balanced on her a*s. Full-frontal nudity, and bare butt on display.
Load More Replies...??? You mean that ridiculous picture where she showed off her naked butt? She's doing it since forever.
And a rip off of a shoot with a black model that was considered racist.
3d Televisions were presented as the next huge thing. There was a massive amount of hype being able to watch 3d movies and games from the comfort of your living room. It flopped when it launched due to the televisions being ridiculously expensive and the technology not being there during the era and being gimmicky once the appeal wore off for the people that bought them.
It wasn't the cost that flopped it. 3D movies have been around for over a hundred years, but each time new technology has been used to do it they hype has always been greater than the reality and each time they have eventually flopped. Why? Because I don't want to have to wear your stupid glasses that stop me seeing properly, that's why.
Also, the fact that whenever 3D is referenced online or in print, they always show 19-cents, cardboard-and-cellophane glasses from a 1950s movie. REAL 3-D glasses, like from a modern IMAX film, are far more comfortable.
Load More Replies...also 3d STILL does not work properly for anyone with the slightest eye disability.
THIS! Before I finally had both of my corneas replaced, I couldn't see the 3D, not even with glasses. Now I can, though.
Load More Replies...Wearing glasses on top of glasses is a pain, literally as the tops of your ears are getting pushed to a breaking point and the strain on your eyes gives you a headache
My brother bought one, and we watched all of the Hobbit movies on it, and I have to say, I totally loved it! Yes, expensive, but if they had kept at it, the cost would have gone down by now, and been cheap enough for the rest of us to afford it.
I had an EPSON 4k 3D projector, but the 3D technology was limited to 1080p. It was also noisier on full brightness. Movies like Everest and Gravity were unreal. You could also simulate 3D from 2D sources. But the projector failed, so I upgraded to a laser projector, but no 3D offered anymore.
Everyone I know turned off the 3d as it gave them headaches
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2020
BoredPanda, please stop with *Recommends* on top of every of every comment. I only click on things on the first page. Nor will i click the huge amounts of links around the bottom..
I sent a friend some of his favorite whiskey via Drizly for his lockdown 50th. I thought he deserved something nice for a lonely birthday. He said thank you via a ZoomADay (https://www.media.mit.edu/projects/zoomaday-ai-synthesized-characters/overview/) with Darth Maul saying thank you!
Load More Replies...My friend and I went to the gem and mineral show, which has people from all over the world in late January. Then it turned out covid was serious business so lockdown. My friend's boyfriend died that year (but not of covid). So we all went to a vacant parking lot and stood way away from each other to hold a funeral.
Google Glass was a huge deal when it was announced, and it was a real pioneer in the augmented reality category. It didn't sell all that well though, probably because it was expensive, around $1,500 if I remember right, and I don't reckon people found it very fashionable.
They still exist in niche applications, and have been quietly evolving for the last years. In 2023 Luxottica's RayBan launched a line of AR-equipped glasses developed from Google Glass patents. Google glass was a technology demonstrator, never meant to be "fashionable"; the tech is now slowly creeping into the mass market.
AR is coming, just slowly because it's a solution in search of a problem. Someday it'll click and bam, it'll be like when Apple released the first iPhone.
Load More Replies...People could film you without your knowledge or consent, no more privacy in the world, only glassholes would use them. Tik Tok Tik Tok... But on a positive note Zuckerberg's metastasis seems to be headed in the same direction.
people already film strangers and take their picture without consent. they then post the stranger online to make fun of them "ew look at this fat lady I saw at Walmart wearing pajama pants!" or you have the creepers who take photos and film for more vomit inducing reasons
Load More Replies...It can be pretty awesome in some industries. I would love augmented repair manuals for example. Taking computer apart? And on the glass in front of you is location of all screws and clips. Or something messier, like a car. Highlighting what you need to do. It would be amazing for training.
There was a fascinating trial done of these at a East Coast hospital. And they really work well. And I thought there was a really good chance of them working on that side of setting but . . .
I think what killed them was calling wearers: “glassholes!”
People did not like having a camera on them without their permission. Google Glass wearing people would have their glasses removed and broken because the public felt they were being spied on and secretly recorded.
The image of this weirdo single-handedly killed Google Glass forever: ggweirdo-6...dc145a.jpg
Fyre Festival
Indeed. Finding out the backstory on this was fascinating.
Load More Replies...Inadvertently knew one involved party. He was already known as Fleece Elliot.
what was that google social media with circles, google plus?
Actually, it was pretty good, but it came when Facebook was still a thing. Wrong time
Target in Canada!
Heard so many people addicted to the store in the US, everyone was excited to have it here, but it flopped, stores opened being half empty, more expensive then the stores they replaced, limited selections… they only lasted a few years
Walmart in Germany... However, the Wendy's in the Netherlands (and Belgium and Luxemburg) is a success, main reason is the fact that it is a local fastfood-chain that existed before the US one expanded towards Europe. The US company tried and tries their luck at court over and over again to claim name rights, and every time they loose. Btw: Wendy is the name of the daughter of the Dutch founder. And a German horse magazine for teens bears that name, too.
"German horse magazine for teens" may be the most niche thing I have ever heard 😄
Load More Replies...so many American stores open in different countries, expecting the market & job world to be just like it is in America. after so many failures, you would think that they would have caught on by now.
I never go to Target in the US. Something weird about that store, I can't put my finger on it.
Target in Australia is a mid-priced department store that I just learned is completely independent of the US Target, even though it uses the same logo! People used to cal it "Tar-Jeh" in a faux French accent because they knew it's reasonable quality merchandise tried but was never going to be better than more expensive brands!
I went in there a few times. Saw some interesting toys that I hadn't seen elsewhere, but not much else. The prices were higher than Walmart and the styles of the items were blah. My mom described it as walking through someone's yard sale. I did like how clean and glossy the floors were. But when they were clearing out, there was some sales, and a lot of unhappy customers being denied refunds on mismatched, defective s**t they got after Christmas. What a convenient time for Target to close down. I recall when they first opened, there was no grand opening event at all, and no grand closing event, either. It's like they popped up to take our money and get out.
Area 51 raid
The USAF security forces were awful bored, it was nice of them to give them something to do.
Genuinely laughed when a clapback was some huge f**k off warplanes that could cover 100m in a strike. Can't catch us all? Challenge accepted.
Beanie Babies - a masterclass in hyping up something that’s worth peanuts!
I worked with a woman who invested exclusively in Beanie Babies. "I paid $5 for it, but it's WORTH $200" I tried to talk her into automatic investment withdrawls from her paycheck when our company started a 401k program with 100% employer match! (up to a certain amount). She was not interested in that.
Beanie babies gave me a whole new perspective of collecting cute, cool things I would like to have in hopes they would appreciate in value, but won't so I'll enjoy my collections how I want.
They were good toys though. I always ripped the tag off before my kids played with them.
Ex husband bought 100s of them, they just sit in plastic boxes taking up space last I heard
I don't know if this was a big deal at the time but any one remembers the Cabbage patch kids/dolls. If I remember rightb that was sort of a big deal also.
Curved TVs
I love my curved monitor, but at least you sit straight in front of it unlike in front of a TV.
curved monitors make sense for the reason you stated. i find you get the full peripheral with the curved making working/gaming a little smoother.
Load More Replies...The basic problem is geometry. If you sit right in front of a monitor somewhere around a 32" (about 1 meter) screen is going to start pushing into peripheral vision, and the curving will keep the image approximately the same distance from your eyes (making is seem to wrap around you). When to are sitting 15 feet (4.5 meters) from a TV, even a large screen is still pretty much straight in front of you, that slight curve isn't going to rap the screen around you like it does with screen that right in front of you. And the curve might even make some of it less visible at TV watching distances.
So glad I opted for a flat. Still miss the old TVs that had the same picture no matter what angle you were positioned, and don't have this weird, burned border when you plug in the HDMI cable.
Killer/Africanized Bees. Lots of fear mongering over those in the 80s, over a lot of nothing.
Don't forget the "Murder Hornets" of 2019/2020. American news media loves fear mongering.
Everywhere in the western worlds media loves fear mongering, it's unfortunate we are raised with such a biased media. I'm not 100% sure the west isn't the protagonists....we just get told otherwise. Be afraid be very ....you know the next bit eh? " Tell a lie for long enough it becomes the truth "
Load More Replies...Not nothing!! But it had not been calculated that they would not fluish in colder weather AND the bred with local bees and became less deadly. The concern was real, just didn't end up being so.
Don't forget Sceliphrons. They're 'hyped' here in Europe because they're invasive species
They weren't "created." I have a feeling also, that involves your mental capacity.
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Metaverse
There was another one years and years ago before Second Life, can't remember the name. It was rather archaic but fun for week or so. But I had a coworker whose life was totally consumed by Second Life, and he was in his 60s.
"Active Worlds" maybe? That ones older than me (28) by a few months! afaik that one's still active, but not sure on how popular it is these days.
Load More Replies...The end of the world in 2012
And 2005, and 2000, and 1998, and 1995, and 1991, and 1988, and 1984, and 1980, and 1976. Do you see how this works?
Probably will get downvoted for this but the world been going downhill since Adam and Eve sinned. Specifically 1914.
Load More Replies...Knew nothing of this in South Africa! It was actually the beginning of a New World for me - we celebrated the 50th Anniversary of our HS Graduation, 24 of the 35 of our class made it. Including my old Crush, plus he remembered me, got a super hug, now we are the best of friends. I'll be 82 this month.
Ask Jehovah's witnesses, they're talking about end of the world constantly.
The only people who thought the world was going to end in 2012 are people who are also stupid enough to believe the Earth is flat or any number of other conspiracies.
Quibi - $1.75 billion blown in six months on a streaming service no one wanted.
Quibi was too late to the game. We already had Netflix, YouTube, Spotify, and a ton of other streaming services. That's a crowded field and they brought nothing new.
It also debuted at the start of the pandemic, when people wanted long-form instead of short-form videos to fill their time. Wrong format and too late to the game.
Load More Replies...I called this as soon as it was announced. Im pretty sure many of these are just ways for rich tech people to launder money and get corporate welfare.
Before it became a punchline people were worried that Battlefield Earth would be a dangerously effective recruiting tool for Scientology.
Had a friend who was worried about his friend, he was at a real low point suffering depression girlfriend left, lost his job and then the Scientologists managed to get him to come in for one of their sessions. He was terrified they'd their hooks into his mate because that's the sort of person they prey on. Apparently he came out and said "what an absolute pile of sh1te! Who believes that boll0cks?", apparently he found the whole thing hilarious.
I remember going into the scientology store in Hollywood. They were on me like a used car salesman. I told them I was just looking at the books that inspired such a ridiculous pseudo science/religion to fool so many people. They escorted me promptly.
The American version of "Coupling", which was being hyped as the next big NBC sitcom after "Friends" went off the air. When cast members were doing interviews to promote it, they were so assured that it would be a success that they were already talking about multiple seasons.
It was cancelled after four episodes.
American remakes of British comedy shows rarely work because the sense of humours are different. The Office and Shameless are rare exceptions because they adapted for American audiences. It should have come as a surprise to no-one that US versions of The Inbetweeners, the IT crowd, Absolutely Fabulous, Men Behaving Badly or Gavin and Stacey flopped.
I agree with all that you said, though I would say that the US adaptation of Being Human was also pretty good.
Load More Replies...The only and original Coupling is still a great series and we have it on DVD because you still have to own all the best series. Is the series even available on any streaming service, even on Brit box? (In the services, the content also varies from country to country, annoying). Everyone who has seen the series knows what couch parasites are.
it could have been good if they had written a new script instead of trying to literally use the same script. Plus without Sarah Alexander, Kate Isitt and Gina Bellman, no reason to watch. Mmmm gina Bellman
Coupling is probably a good example of how important the (head) writer(s) and showrunner are. The British version was the handiwork of Steven Moffat, who also wrote Sherlock (the version with Benedict Cumberbatch) and was a major factor in the revival of Dr Who. Dr Who is doing okay, but not as well as it was when Moffat was involved. I'd say the reason the US version failed is because no story is so good that Hollywood can't ruin it by making stupid decisions.
As an American who loved the British Coupling, the American version was terrible!
I just looked this up on IMDB and it had four 7-episode seasons, 2001-2004.
Scooter sharing. Raised millions for a bunch of companies to dump those scooters on our streets, then in a matter of time, cities and towns started to either ban or regulate them, and there's very few survivors. For the price to ride a scooter, it's way cheaper to pay to ride the bus.
Oh, I didn't know that the scooter system didn't work so well elsewhere, here in Finland it's been a great succeess in bigger cities. (except they are gathered away in the winter). They cost about the same as a bus ticket, a bit more if you drive long, but they offer flexibility the busses can't. And this is even greater achievement, because busses here work extremely well.
I hate them with a fiery passion. The drivers are completely reckless and have almost hit me a buch of times and you can't even hear them coming at you. Plus they get dumped everywhere blocking sidewalks, ways to zebra crossings and even mangling the plants and bushes on my parents' front yard. I think people who drive them should be made to at least complete the moped card and make helmets mandatory plus fines for improper parking or driving while drunk should be made a thing. Maybe I'm getting old, but those things are effing dangerous
Load More Replies...Unfortunately it works in the big cities in denmark 😬🥴... I hate them... people leave them everywhere- also in the water... 🙄🙄
It actually worked pretty well in the US city I lived in at the time. But it's an upscale touristy place so I'm guessing that was why it succeeded.
I like them and use them regularly when I would be late otherwise or just get tired when walking, or when I have missed the bus . Guess it works best for places where you usually can walk everywhere, but which are not so densely populated that you have to restrict their parking areas (like we have in the city center).
Here, near Boston, the companies tried the guerilla marketing approach by just having the scooters appear on various street corners, ready to rent. This approach pi**ed people off (especially when they blocked handicapped ramps). In Arlington, most of the scooters ended up dumped in Alewife Brook. Angry constituents plus the bad scooter drivers on crowded roads meant that it took a nanosecond for laws curtailing them. Bike shares, on the other hand, are really successful here.
Yes all scooter companies went out of business years ago. Wait….this just in, they didn’t.
It's wildly popular in Puerto Rico, and citibike is wildly popular in serval places, including my city which recently expanded the program. I have my own bike so I don't use citibike but damn we're the scooters nice in Puerto Rico, where I did take the bus a few times, and found the buses to be basically doing their own little thing that had no basis in schedules or routes lol
They need three wheelers so those of us who are handicapped can ride them as well. Big marketing failure.
They’re ridiculously expensive in the US. $1.50 for going a block or so. What’s the point? I could walk and be less likely to fall into the road at a high speed.
New Coke.
The end result is you need to buy Coca-Cola from Mexico if you want to drink "real" Coca-Cola because the Coca-Cola "Classic" sold in most places is using high fructose corn syrup instead of cane sugar.
My community has a lot of Hispanic people. There is a lot of Mexican Coke around here. It is waaayyyy better
Load More Replies...For the people who don't know: New Coke = Pepsi. "Smooth tasting coke". And no, the current Coke isn't "New Coke". Yeah, it isn't "Coke from Mexico, made with real sugar", but it isn't "New Coke", that died, as it should have. People that wanted to drink a Pepsi could just drink that.
UK Coke (dunno if it's true for all of Europe, but I expect it is) has real sugar in it, too. The one thing I miss here (I live in Belfast) is that it's harder to find regular cherry Coke. I can find Cherry Zero all over the place, but plain cherry Coke is hard to find in the individual cans, I can only find it in the not-quite-two-litre size.
Alternatively, New Coke was one of the best marketing campaigns in the history of marketing.
Your special uniqueness as a child
former "gifted kid" here. Its a crock. Im a mess of regrets and failures. Thanks early years of uselessness.
That you can be anything you want lol. That's why we end up with everyone wanting to be media stars, athletes, etc. Its okay to have dreams but its also okay to encourage kids to have realistic goals based on their personal strengths. To say "you're so good at math, you could teach it or work as an accountant...etc."
No 8 year old wants to be an accountant lol. Kids are creative, you're not lying to them if you encourage those dreams.
Load More Replies...Then that nasty "adulthood" kicks in and then most of them are average.
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[Dan & Dave](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_%26_Dave) was an advertising and merchandising campaign by American shoe manufacturer Reebok during the build-up to the 1992 Summer Olympics in Barcelona. The promotion was meant to generate excitement and support for the Olympic competition between American decathletes Dan O'Brien and Dave Johnson. *However, the campaign had to be modified when O'Brien failed to qualify for the Olympics.*
The American education system
It depends upon the state and town/city where you live. I live in a state that values education and believes in teaching critical thinking. Where that is not true, you end up with some educational horror shows.
Every state believes that they value education...but saying that doesn't amount to results, does it? While entities in the U.S consistently rate it's education at #1 ('merica, f**k yea WHOO!) international rankings place it somewhere between 40th and 13th depending on the metric, and that's only out of 78 countries. Between student athletes being pushed ahead in favor of perpetuating income from sports, the "no child left behind" BS in which kids are pushed ahead just to keep funding rolling in. Then we have the right vs left issue. The right avoids topics that make them uncomfortable, while the left tries to force ideology down the throats of children....and even if you do manage to get a halfway decent grade school education, university has slanted so far towards the woke nonsense, while being so insanely expensive that the degree of terrible has multi-faceted layers. Saying some places "value education" is like saying you're the best person to drive because you're the least drunk.
Load More Replies...Not always, some states and regions are bad but some are good.
I don't know anyone here in America that hypes up the education system, it's more of a joke amongst the people lol
Man....from the outside you guys in the USA seem so divided, on every single topic. It's so sad to see....you need to get it sorted out guys.
And so expensive you need to sell your internal organs.
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Laser discs and mini discs.
Laser discs were the same size and vinyl records (33 1/3 size), but the compact disc came along and could hold the same information but was considerably smaller.
The Mini-discs were suppose to be the next evolution, but that required a player that was not possible to make at the some (components were not possible or reliable for that size). Also, it may have been too soon after the Compact Discs came out.
We eventually got DVDs though. The tech just took a while to catch up.
Millennial retirement
Gen X is actually worse off in the retirement picture. First generation with no pensions, high student loans, spiraling housing costs, 401ks were not widely available for first part of our careers, market crashes of 95, 2000, 2001, and 2008, Covid and paying into SS which will be cut just as we start to retire.
Student Loan Forgiveness
Biden kept pushing for it. Republicans are the main reason for why it didn't come to fruition. SAVE plan is better but not the same, obviously.
To be fair, the only reason it hasn't already been done is because Republicans keep blocking it.
Liberal socialist demonrats buying votes with MY/OUR hard-earned money!! You chose to go to school and now do NOT value your own education and expect ME to pay for it??
Why should anyone pay back a loan of any type for anyone else? You are NEVER forced to take out a loan.
Starfield
Well, it is a Bethesda game. What did people expect? It's an Elder Scrolls game in space.
It is not an elder scrolls game in space, All of the life an elder scrolls game has, has been removed from this game to make room for 1000 empty planets.
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This right here! This was insulting to the medical laboratory community!
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Kony 2012
Kony 2012 is a 2012 American short documentary film produced by Invisible Children, Inc. The film's purpose was to make Ugandan cult leader, war criminal, and ICC fugitive Joseph Kony globally known so as to have him arrested by the end of 2012.
Load More Replies...Can you imagine being a child soldier in Uganda, torn from your murdered family and forced to kill other children, and then getting wind that the entire western world has become aware of your plight and launched a massive campaign to rescue you from absolute tyranny, exploitation and squalor, but then when it never happens you eventually learn that it became TOO popular and kind of cringey so all the supporters got tired of your suffering because it fell too far out of fashion to do anything about, and besides, the guy who sought to rescue you turned out to be a weirdo who was caught jacking off on an LA street corner, so you were no longer important enough to care about? Cuz I can't. That'd be horrible.
Windows Millenium Edition
It was not really hyped at all, though. It was designed as a temporary plug for the marked gap in the consumer niche between the aging Win98 and the professionally-oriented NT-based Win2000, while XP was being developed. Being a "bridge" release, it received very little hype and promotion: it was sold practically only through new hardware sales, and at the time ME came out Microsoft was still actively pushing and supporting Win98, switching directly to XP less than an year. Also, it was not a bad OS: it was an updated W98 (and ultimately, most features trickled down to the more widespread W98 through updates), the last of the W9x architecture and could run on cheap PCs without many issues, while being compatible with the newest protocols and hardware.
I went from Win 98 SE to Win 2K. I never saw any reason to adopt Me.
Load More Replies...I still have an laptop with ME on it. I was able to get it online recently.
The Zune
Zune was and is superior. Battery life was better, you can plug it right in without that abomination itunes and it looked better. I miss my zune
Timing. By the time the Zune came out you either had an iPod and an Apple account or a cheap Mp3 player loaded with pirated music. I was among the latter. Either way there was no market for a player that used proprietary software and a subscription service.
In addition to the normal Windows software MS offered a version that let people use iTunes to load a Zune. Like many companies they were happy to sell content, but there was no requirement for a subscription. The only limit on what I can put on my Zune is the total capacity.
Load More Replies...The Zune HD is an excellent piece of hardware, but MS doesn't seem to have a knack for marketing hardware instead of software. It was somewhat crippled by not using the usual Windows drag & drop interface, but it was still better than using iTunes. My current vehicle has an AM/F M radio and CD player with a 3mm AUX input so my Zune lives in the car and is my usual music source. The only reason to change would be a newer stereo that will let me just plug in a flash drive.
Y2K
Y2K came to be a big nothing only because the whole IT world took notice well in advance and worked to fix anything important before the big date. Saying it was "overhyped" means disrespecting million of people who put lot of effort in mitigating the disaster with great success.
FR. I was working for PG&E at the time and the first cold test we did around 1996, the whole plant tripped offline. We fixed it.
Load More Replies...The absence of the apocalypse is proof that all the money and work that went into making sure there wouldn't be an apocalypse was well spent. You'd be surprised at the system failures that were averted.
This one was a non-starter because a lot of people worked hard to make sure it wouldn’t happen. I listened to a great Stuff You Should Know podcast about it awhile back. I had no idea how much actually went into avoiding Y2K
Now if the world would just take global warming that serious, something might actually get done to slow it down.
Smell-O-Vision. Nickelodeon had a field day with it in 2002.
We had scratch n sniff in the 80s. They were cards that when u sniffed them, they smelled weird and no one could identify the smells
In the 90s I remember having scratch n sniff pencils lol.
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Virtual Reality in general, it pops up every once in a while with some cool feature that in the end is just a flash in the pan because while cool, it has no practical use.
I use VR often, but for the experience and to play games. Was good for meetings during covid, but now, it's strictly for fun.
I specced my gaming rig for Oculus Rift but I never bout the gear because I tend to suffer motion sickness and I've never tried VR myself. I'm not willing to spend $500 on the gear if it's going to make me nauseous.
Load More Replies...Oh I think it cloud be very practical for various job trainings in a safe space, for example. Also it's fun - I played a game where you shoot arrows, spin wheels, roll stones and so on to solve puzzles. Would be more fun with sensory gloves but it was really cool to explore a fantasy world this immerse. (The zombie shooter we were allowed to test was a bit too much for us but still cool)
I have an Oculus (it was a Christmas gift a few years ago) and occasionally use it watch nature documentaries, but since they made it incompatible with google earth (you used to be able to basically fly around the world and/or walk the streets anywhere that had streetview) I lost interest in it.
VR has many uses, and AR has many more. Technologies used mostly for recreation, but actually super useful.
I was listening to a panel discussion about VR where people were convinced everyone would be using it in a couple of years and the big concerns were things like, what if it's too addictive to people etc. That was year 1992 or 3 iirc. Feels like the latest was something like VR hype cycle nr 4 since then
Jonathan Majors
The Many Saints of Newark. I was so excited and left so disappointed. Whatever happened there...
The Mueller Report
The thing is, we've never seen it in it's entirety as Bill Barr buried it...
It made it's point. Russia/Putin used armies of internet trolls and bots to flood social media to get their prefered candidate elected. What were we supposed to do? DJT was already sworn in and had been legitimately election. We can't just pull a redo election and it's not like we're going to storm the Capitol and demand Hillary Clinton be instated.
Damn Aaron Rodgers going to the Jets after so long in Green Bay. I'm still in disbelief. C'mon man!
Being a Packers fan, I say: Thank you for your many years of service and excellent play, but you're New York's problem now.
The Rapture. I'm kinda convinced that it happened, nobody was good enough and we've never noticed that the Second Coming came and left. We're just unwittingly dragging ourselves through the End Times like some sort of Monty Python sketch IRL.
Northern lights in southern Manitoba. Particularly in any city limits. Sure, every now and then during certain times of the year you might catch them faintly. But nothing like the vibrancy and frequency the tourism industry is trying to sell visitors. You have to go far, FAR out of city limits, where the light pollution is minimal, and watch the weather reports. Normally, most nights, there's nothing.
I have an example of one that was hyped like crazy, flopped, and redeemed itself. Cyberpunk 2077. One of the most anticipated games of 2020, but when it launched (especially on PS4 and Xbox One), it was a broken mess to the point of last generation console owners of the game getting refunds. Years of patches, a critically acclaimed anime (Cyberpunk: Edgerunners), and a critically acclaimed expansion (Phantom Liberty), and now it is has seemingly redeemed a terrible launch.
So you think a fascist, racist, homophobic, immigrant-hating, science-denying, misogynistic, orange Oompa Loompa with tiny hands is better and going to save America *insert a screaming eagle*
Load More Replies...The Rapture. I'm kinda convinced that it happened, nobody was good enough and we've never noticed that the Second Coming came and left. We're just unwittingly dragging ourselves through the End Times like some sort of Monty Python sketch IRL.
Northern lights in southern Manitoba. Particularly in any city limits. Sure, every now and then during certain times of the year you might catch them faintly. But nothing like the vibrancy and frequency the tourism industry is trying to sell visitors. You have to go far, FAR out of city limits, where the light pollution is minimal, and watch the weather reports. Normally, most nights, there's nothing.
I have an example of one that was hyped like crazy, flopped, and redeemed itself. Cyberpunk 2077. One of the most anticipated games of 2020, but when it launched (especially on PS4 and Xbox One), it was a broken mess to the point of last generation console owners of the game getting refunds. Years of patches, a critically acclaimed anime (Cyberpunk: Edgerunners), and a critically acclaimed expansion (Phantom Liberty), and now it is has seemingly redeemed a terrible launch.
So you think a fascist, racist, homophobic, immigrant-hating, science-denying, misogynistic, orange Oompa Loompa with tiny hands is better and going to save America *insert a screaming eagle*
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