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sophzv , g_leon_h (not the actual photo) Report

40 Women Shared The Smoothest Flirting Techniques That They Fell For Not sure if this counts as flirting, but he read my favourite book just so we’d have something in common to talk about

Final score:

310points

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PandaPanda 3 years ago

okay now that's pretty sweet

92points

GypseboQ , Tima Miroshnichenko (not the actual photo) Report

40 Women Shared The Smoothest Flirting Techniques That They Fell For I met my (now) husband while I was in the hospital ... He worked there and I was a frequent patient unfortunately. Anyway, he would bring daffodils to my room. Or apple juice. He "snuck" me extra warm blankets and would sit with me before/after his shift. When I got out, he offered to get groceries and wash my hair. All of it just as a friend. He knew I wasn't interested in dating while going through everything and so he was just THERE. Turns out I happened to like him THERE and we are celebrating our 12th anniversary this year.

Final score:

309points

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I_am_ace 3 years ago

Awww... This one is sweet.

63points

sleepyhollow , Ruth Hartnup (not the actual photo) Report

40 Women Shared The Smoothest Flirting Techniques That They Fell For I had a boyfriend who was really into working out and martial arts. I asked him to show me a move and he swept my feet out from under me, then caught me and kissed me.

Hottest thing ever

Final score:

307points

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TrickyTimes 3 years ago

Sounds like my boyfriend!

32points

lifesok , David Locke (not the actual photo) Report

40 Women Shared The Smoothest Flirting Techniques That They Fell For Flirted with my dog first

Final score:

292points

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MagicalUnicorn 3 years ago

this works 99% time

91points

111tacocat111 , Glen MacLarty (not the actual photo) Report

40 Women Shared The Smoothest Flirting Techniques That They Fell For We’d met previously and he was trying to get out of the friend zone quickly . I told him I was too busy to date. He offered to hang out with me while I plowed through a ton of errands including an oil change, getting gas, returning shoes, picking up cleaning, and blowing up balloons for a party. It was so nice to have support of me being me and me doing stuff and it was nice low key no pressure hanging out to get to know each other.

I was so busy that day I forgot to eat lunch and he got me a donut and coffee.

I married him.

Final score:

248points

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Tsunade 3 years ago

Wow that seems fun; having a buddy while you do “odd” jobs!

51points

KitKatPattywhaks , RichardBH (not the actual photo) Report

40 Women Shared The Smoothest Flirting Techniques That They Fell For He said "I have a riddle for you" then he took my hand and traced a line down the middle of my palm. "This is a river. It is too wide to jump over, do deep to wade across, too fast to swim across, and too long to go around. There is a bunny stuck on one side of it. How does the bunny cross the river?"

After about 10 minutes of me trying to guess the answer I gave up and asked him how the bunny got across the river. He said "who cares? I just wanted to hold your hand!"

Final score:

233points

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Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago

But what's the answer lol.

77points

sambob_squarepants Report

I’m British, and I came over to the States on a temporary work visa, to do “one” ski season with Vail Resorts. I was bartending at an on mountain restaurant, and a couple of snowboarders come in and start talking to me. It came up that I was only there for the season, then one of them says “I’ll marry you so you can stay... but we have to go on a date first”.

... we just celebrated our 13 year anniversary, and I’m still in Colorado.

Final score:

210points

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Rae sofia the Great 3 years ago

i read this with british accent when you said BriTISh

10points

demsdabreakskid , Faye Harris (not the actual photo) Report

40 Women Shared The Smoothest Flirting Techniques That They Fell For A guy told me that he liked my shoes and asked where I’d gotten them.

We were in a bowling alley.

Final score:

203points

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MagicalUnicorn 3 years ago

smooth

71points

NapperByNature , Pavel Danilyuk (not the actual photo) Report

#10

40 Women Shared The Smoothest Flirting Techniques That They Fell For We were 15. Opening credits of the movie started. He put his arm around me and said “If I’m going to start flirting, I’d better start early.” Been together 23 years!

Final score:

192points

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glowworm2 3 years ago

Okay, this one is adorable.

48points

MacPho13 , 17QQ (not the actual photo) Report

#11

40 Women Shared The Smoothest Flirting Techniques That They Fell For I was walking on my university campus, tripped and dropped my books. (Heeled sandals, raised sidewalk) He asked me if I was ok, and picked up my books. He then carried my books and walked me to class. We chatted the entire walk, and when we got to my class, he asked for my phone number. I tore off a piece of paper, and wrote it, but without my name. I wanted to see if he was listening when I told him. He listened.

We’ve been married over 20 years. He makes me smile every day.

Final score:

185points

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denzoren 3 years ago

100% Wholesome

47points

#12

Not me but my mum. My mum and dad were set up by a friend of theirs. My mum is completely deaf, upon being told this before he met her my dad went out and learnt as much sign language as he could before he met her.... my mum doesn’t know sign language... adorable and hilarious

hecata678 Report

Final score:

183points

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Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago

I'm guessing she just reads lips then? It is still very sweet of your dad to go through that effort.

73points

#13

Last year of college for us. He'd show up after my classes and follow me around everywhere, talking incessantly. When he'd see me on campus he'd run over to say hi.

I would flirt by sometimes picking a little wildflower to give to him when I saw him next that day. He'd wear it in his shirt or behind his ear. We now have 2 sons and he's taught the older one (younger is a baby) to give me little wildflowers when we're out walking together. 😀

SniffingMarkers Report

Final score:

180points

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Bill cipher girl 3 years ago

Aww so. Cute

47points

#14

When I was 10 I received a love letter from a boy. It contained a flower inside, and at the bottom of the letter he wrote some cheat codes for Mortal Kombat for me. He knew I was always playing that game on my Sega.

soybutteraddict Report

Final score:

167points

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Verena Gitterle 3 years ago

Sweet

28points

#15

We were classmates in college and one morning, I called him on my way to school (I lived over an hour away and we usually called and chatted while I drove) and complained about a headache. When I got to school, he was there with ibuprofen, water, and one of those yogurt parfait thingies.

I also made a comment once about my eyeliner running out, and he brought one to school the next day. Found out from his brother after we started dating that he had spent like an hour at the store asking the makeup employees for the right one since he had no idea what an eyeliner pen was. We've been married for four years now and he's still a total sweetheart

Edit: To clarify to those saying this could be creepy behavior, it definitely could in a different situation. I don't recommend doing this with someone you don't have a good base with. If you like to do nice things for people, don't make it seem like you expect anything in return.

We already had a pretty solid friendship and he was (and still is) honestly the best friend I'd ever had. He never made any advances on me or put any pressure on our relationship. I used to wonder if he was just nice or if he actually liked me, that's how good he was at being chill! I ended up confessing my feelings to him a few months later. I come from an abusive family, so having him be there for me, listen to me, respect my boundaries, etc was mind-blowing. He's been a great partner and I'm very thankful for people like him

dammitnoobnoob Report

Final score:

153points

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Kane_The_Corathian 3 years ago

Very wholesome! :)

41points

janeosb , Carol VanHook (not the actual photo) Report

#16

40 Women Shared The Smoothest Flirting Techniques That They Fell For Told me at a Halloween party that he had his eye on me. Proceeded to hand me a squishy eyeball

Final score:

151points

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Trashy Ashy 3 years ago

Damnnnn im gonna use that idea

31points

#17

I was in Chicago on business, got a horrible migraine, and had to cancel a meeting with a man I had met with (for work) the day before. I get really bad migraines, really, really bad. After it was over I had to get a bit of food and something to drink, but it was very late and there was no way I would survive any kind of car/cab ride. He was the only person I knew in town, so I sent him a text to see if he knew of anything in my area that would be safe/open that late within walking distance. He drove 30 min across town in the middle of the night to walk me to a 24hr restaurant and buy me dinner. I’ve been with him for 11 years now.

melillareal Report

Final score:

149points

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Mickie Shea 3 years ago

If he's still a buy'n dinner? How awesome.

11points

SufficientCow4 , donajabullies2000 (the actual photo) Report

#18

40 Women Shared The Smoothest Flirting Techniques That They Fell For Told me he like to draw and asked for my number so he could send me some examples. Then he freehanded a picture of a moose for me.

Final score:

147points

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glowworm2 3 years ago

Yes! This one is the actual photo. Also, I love that moose.

60points

IShouldHaveKnocked , yosoynuts (not the actual photo) Report

#19

40 Women Shared The Smoothest Flirting Techniques That They Fell For He bought me the book I was looking at in the bookstore

Final score:

146points

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Baby Panda 3 years ago

Marry him

63points

aes7288 , Steven Miller (not the actual photo) Report

#20

40 Women Shared The Smoothest Flirting Techniques That They Fell For I once had a guy walk up to me at a bar and said, “hello, my name is Rob and I’ll be hitting on you tonight; what can I get you to drink”. Silly, playful, and direct. We dated for about eight months.

Edit: For anyone wanting to use this line, he said it in a playful way with a huge smile. 😊

Final score:

135points

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Tsunade 3 years ago

Oof, I’d feel like that’s risky nowadays, especially if he hands you a drugged drink. It’s still sweet

16points

fuckthatfrog , .angels. (not the actual photo) Report

#21

40 Women Shared The Smoothest Flirting Techniques That They Fell For it was my first day in middle school and this kid asked to see my planner, i handed it to him and he flipped to the contact section and left me his name and number. i’ll never forget how smooth he was

Final score:

133points

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Tsunade 3 years ago

Nowadays planners are nonexistent in schools, LOL, and if someone asks to see your phone it’s obvious what they plan to do 😒

21points

Tenley Samson 3 years ago

no actually planners, where I live, are supplied and you get in trouble if you dont write everything down :l

14points

𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖 3 years ago

I have had a planner since 3rd grade in my school

5points

Star of the world 3 years ago

we have agendas at my school

4points

Up All Night 3 years ago

Obviously, this kid invented the phone thing too

2points

TheWickedOne 3 years ago

False. My 2nd grader has one.

0points

Chaotic_pansexual 3 years ago

I don’t use a planner but I keep a notebook on me all the time. It’s comforting and I usually jot school notes in them. However, all my personal journaling is written in code so if anyone gets ahold of it, they can’t read it :)

0points

Michelle Geiger 3 years ago

That’s pretty smooth for a middle schooler! I’m impressed!!

2points

Mickie Shea 3 years ago

That was so nice. She did not have to ask.

2points

Atharva Johri 2 years ago

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0points

Atharva Johri 2 years ago

plot twist she was the teacher

0points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago

I read that as OP being teacher in middle school due to word "kid".

0points

𝕁𝕖𝕟𝕟𝕪𝔹𝕖𝕖 3 years ago

This is so smooth though

0points

#22

We met at a Halloween house party and when I was going to leave he walked me to the room with all the coats which also happened to be a kids room and he asked me “what color crayon would you like to write your phone number with?” I married him. Celebrated 20 years.

Constantlearner01 Report

Final score:

129points

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TheBlockSmith 3 years ago

Green crayon

29points

#23

He said “i caught feelings for you” and i looked at him confused, but blushing He showed me my screen and that he had caught a Pokémon for me and gave it the nickname “feelings”

We are married and have 2 kids now

Confusedcantaloop Report

Final score:

128points

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Tsunade 3 years ago

Which Pokémon tho? I hope not ratatta

25points

DontBlameMeItWasYou , Jacob Bøtter (not the actual photo) Report

#24

40 Women Shared The Smoothest Flirting Techniques That They Fell For Just being genuinely nice. My boyfriend was too shy to flirt with me at first since were only friends, so he texted me saying I looked really nice that day after seeing me, and it was such a simple thing but it really made my day better. And that can let the person know you are interested in them. It doesn’t need to be a big scheme.

Final score:

126points

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Alexander Albon 3 years ago

Niceness goes a long way

27points

#25

I don't know if it's the best but it's definitely the most memorable.

I was at the gym and had been honestly taking things to the extreme for a while and not listening to my body... I suddenly got very dizzy and my sight became white. On the realization that I was about to pass out, I slowly lowered myself down to the floor.

One of the guys working out came swooping in to grab me and prevent my head from hitting the floor. He lay me down and tried to get me to remain conscious, asking me all sorts of questions that required some concentration like what day of the week it is and who is the president.

When he saw that I was okay and recovering, his questions started getting flirty. What's my name, what's my number, now that he's become my knight in shining armor, can he take me out on a date sometime.

It really made me laugh and feel better just by him being so light-hearted about it. He got my number.

super-ro Report

Final score:

125points

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Lydia Shen 3 years ago

awww thats cute

29points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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#26

40 Women Shared The Smoothest Flirting Techniques That They Fell For He did my dishes.

Sobbin , Jo Naylor (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

121points

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Wonder Woman 848 3 years ago

Dishes? THAT IS THE MOST ROMANTIC THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD GUARD HIM WITH YOUR LIFE OMG.

18points

RoryBlair , Jinho Jung (not the actual photo) Report

#27

40 Women Shared The Smoothest Flirting Techniques That They Fell For Asking me my favourite Lego star wars character. He kind of ruined it though by trying to kiss me two minutes later. Ah, Kindergarten.

Final score:

117points

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Foxxy (The Original) 3 years ago

This is cute. Don't want boy germs lol.

36points

#28

Years and years ago I worked at florist where the owner illegally hired mostly Mexican girls in the states to learn English(they went to school, but worked for a rate that wasnt even minimum wage). It was super shady, but I loved working with them. We would make up little games to teach me Spanish/them English. Anyway, this Latin guy comes in one day and one of the girls is helping him. He wants to get a bouquet for a girl he likes, so she takes him around the store, showing him what she thinks are the best flowers. She wraps it all up for him and right as he pays, he writes his number on the paper and hand them to her! I was floored, it was so smooth. She was completely unfazed, like oh thats how men are like where Im from, men dont do that here? I was like, uh nope.

NormanVename Report

Final score:

110points

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Verena Gitterle 3 years ago

Latin Lover

24points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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#29

Was riding home with the friends group back in 2008. We stopped to drop off the one guy, and I got out to stretch. I mentioned that the stars were so much more visible up there in the mountains and he said, "Yeah, they're really pretty. Wish I had someone to watch em with."

I'm a sucker for corny guys. We got married the next year and are celebrating 12 years this June.

DeathChicken54 Report

Final score:

103points

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Mickie Shea 3 years ago

Hop'n your still watch'n those stars. You already know stars are there for a reason.

25points

#30

I like sunsets - they're kind of my thing. I photograph them, have sold calendars about them. I just like sunsets. Anyway... I was participating in a medical study, and we were sequestered to our room for 14 days. The guy I liked would send me pictures of the sunset each night, because he didn't want me to miss any.

Edit: To those saying "Marry Him".... I did... and I'd be lying if I said it wasn't a big reason why I did.

I didnt say that in my post because it turned out to be a very verbally and emotionally abusive relationship, and I left him in December. I didn't want to turn a beautiful thing into something sad and negative. I don't want to discourage anyone from falling for the sweet gestures. They aren't always attached to a manipulator.

I'm sorry the update isn't entirely the happy one you wanted to hear. Believe me, it's not the one I want to be posting.

ceerz Report

Final score:

100points

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Hermitbunny 3 years ago

I can't say this made me happy to read, but I really appreciate this post. Abusers are (for the most part) not all bad all the time, and it's moments like this that trick people into staying. If that's inside maybe he/she can eventually be that way for good, and not be so hurtful. But you've only got your own one life, and if you are a kind and loving person, you deserve kindness and love in return. Good on you for taking that big step out the door.

93points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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#31

He brought me a huge tub of my favourite ice cream flavour after hearing that I was having a bad day.

superstitchion Report

Final score:

99points

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Tsunade 3 years ago

Food is the way to a good heart ❤️ making everything bearable

25points

zazzlekdazzle , mentatdgt (not the actual photo) Report

#32

40 Women Shared The Smoothest Flirting Techniques That They Fell For Made eye contact, asked interesting questions, listened to my answers and responded, he didn't make the conversation about him.

Final score:

94points

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Bill cipher girl 3 years ago

Wow

25points

#33

"Hey do you want to help me throw fruit at my friends?" - 16 year old boy at summer camp, holding a bunch of oranges, who wanted to meet me. I was also 16 at the time.

Razzmatazz12345 Report

Final score:

94points

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PrincessTheSiameseKat 3 years ago

that is hilarious

35points

umpteensoybean , gordonramsaysubmissions (not the actual photo) Report

#34

40 Women Shared The Smoothest Flirting Techniques That They Fell For Invited me over to watch Gordon Ramsey anger compilations and make candy bugs

Final score:

93points

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Bill cipher girl 3 years ago

Hahahahahahahah

23points

sydney_prescott , Tambako The Jaguar (not the actual photo) Report

#35

40 Women Shared The Smoothest Flirting Techniques That They Fell For she sent me a picture of two frogs sitting on a leaf and said "us"

Final score:

85points

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Tsunade 3 years ago

I can’t help it, these frogs look something from a crafts project. Their eyes seem heavily painted

16points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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#36

first time i hung out at my current bfs house before we started dating. we were laying on the floor listening to records and he turned to ask me what time it was, i think it was four if i remember. he then said "wow you've been here 4 hours and i haven't kissed you yet?" still makes me smile, and needless to say, it worked very well.

gjdsxx Report

Final score:

79points

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PansexualPancake 3 years ago

I might try this......

3points

all_hornets_must_die Report

#37

He bought me a giant bag of beef jerky

A few years later he was tossing pebbles at my dorm window with another bag of beef jerky and roses. He was a great boyfriend.

Ended up being a s****y husband though. Will always be in love with the person he was before that, however.

Final score:

76points

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Mickie Shea 3 years ago

Good you can separate the beef jerky from the jerk. My date like M&Ms. I'll be given it a go.

10points

#38

not trying to flirt with me and sending me memes instead. we're still together and I couldn't love him more

melissenpai Report

Final score:

76points

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Grumble O'Pug 3 years ago

Just try to wipe the grin off your face.

7points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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#39

In college, my best friend was this guy that I had a flirty friendship with, but we were both dating other people. We lived in the same buildings as each other freshman - junior year, and spent a lot of time together but again, we were with other people.

Freshman year we were watching a movie together and this couple had an epic kiss in the rain, and I offhandedly mentioned I thought it was so romantic. Senior year rolls around and we’re both finally single. We were walking home from a party, it started raining and he just kinda grabbed me and kissed me, and mentioned he thought about what I said any time it rained. We had a very intense relationship for about a year and then it kind of ended in disaster and we haven’t spoken since lol

tl;dr - pay attention to the little details and things the person you’re into likes. Show them you care about them by listening!

cleanandcozy Report

Final score:

70points

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Sarah Simons 3 years ago

So sorry about the ending, but it's still cute!

32points

Devgel , Insomnia Cured Here (not the actual photo) Report

#40

40 Women Shared The Smoothest Flirting Techniques That They Fell For He came-up to me and said:

"I was wondering if you could help me. I, um, seem to have lost my Congressional Medal of Honor around here somewhere."

Final score:

67points

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Esca Sav 3 years ago

Lmao, okay this is pretty funny 😂

27points

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#41

My first boyfriend came into the store where I was working and just straight up told me he had seen me through the window and needed to run home to clean up/put on something nice so he could come back and ask me on a date. It was super endearing :)

Edit to add: he didn’t WATCH me through the window lol, just saw me in passing and wanted to ask me out. This was well before dating apps where you basically had to ask in person. He was within my age range, nice smile and just had a good energy.

Also his secondary flirting technique worked just as well, he brought me a book on our second date because I had mentioned in passing that I loved to read :) he was good at making me feel heard.

JawIsStronk Report

Final score:

29points

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Bill cipher girl 3 years ago

Have you seen him sone or what

2points

#42

We walked home together all the time from school and he would do something cute/funny/caring to make sure i was on the inside of the sidewalk when we were together, like he would twirl me around and guide me to the inside or tickle my side and jokingly push me to the inside of the sidewalk. I guess not a typical flirt move but considering 99% of the I was walking to get anywhere him wanting me to be safe when we were together was so sweet. We are not together and have never dated but that still is one of the top things on my list of sweet moments. Even in school he'd walk on the outside cuz I always got shoulder checked by people passing by.

Aure104 Report

Final score:

27points

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Up All Night 3 years ago

She admitted that he was one of the sweetest guys but they never dated - that's called friend zone, not a working flirting technique.

2points

“All Three Shot Out Pink”: Triplets' Baby Shower Turns Sour, Pregnant Wife Wants A Divorce

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#43

We were walking quietly at night and he stopped, looked me in they eyes, and said "i think you just broke my writers block"

Not sure if it was a "technique" (it seemed genuine; when we parted ways he went home and wrote the first song he'd written in months). Buuut it was super hot and i melted when he said it.

canyonbreeeze Report

Final score:

24points

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Mickie Shea 3 years ago

Sent a lass ten hot recorded, love songs and she melted me heart in response.

1point

#44

As a person with zero game who is also quite oblivious- being direct is hot and clear communication and doing it with confidence works the best :)

But also one time someone asked me "if you were a pirate would you keep your parrot on this shoulder or this shoulder" putting his arm around me to touch the furthest shoulder. Tbh it actually turned me on even though it was extremely stupid.

Edit: Okay y'all to be clear I don't condone touching a stranger or anyone without their consent unless you understand the parameters of your relationship already...this person was my friend and we were vibing lol.

lambpresident Report

Final score:

22points

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El muerto 3 years ago

what if he misunderstood the "vibe"? happens all the time...sorry, I though we where "vibing"...I'm an an idiot and walk away

0points

#45

Took genuine time to get to know me, and bought me a few gifts based on interests he'd asked me about before. I was less amazed by the gifts, and more amazed that he'd cared enough to remember what I actually liked. I'd found most guys wouldn't listen, and would just buy me generic stuff like jewellery or chocolates if they wanted to gift me something, which was very nice, but not for me. So when he surprised me with gaming merchandise I was thrilled! Guys, spend those months properly getting to know her!

BinkiesForLife_05 Report

Final score:

22points

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WhatEvenIsLife 3 years ago

I love doing this for my husband. He'll mention something he wants or likes in casual conversation and I file it away for the next gift-giving occasion. The first time I did that, he was SO stoked. I love gift giving.

9points

#46

Just be open and honest, try to talk to me like I'm a human being instead of a conquest

yuffieisathief Report

Final score:

20points

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Bill cipher girl 3 years ago

Oki

3points

thinkingofasandwich Report

#47

He bought me wings when I was having a hard/bad day. We're still together to this day.

Final score:

20points

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Mickie Shea 3 years ago

And there be more "wings" a com'n?

0points

#48

I was playing my 3DS on the train and a guy sat across from me, said "Excuse me, can I ask what you're playing?" and we struck up a conversation. I was so engaged that I almost missed my stop. Afterwards we would sit and talk on our way home and he started gifting me books from his work. That's when I asked him out!

Edit: The game was Animal Crossing: New Leaf, my go-to game to wind down after a long day. When I asked him out, he said yes! But after a few dates, we parted amicably. Sorry, no love story here!

Ascilla Report

Final score:

15points

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Tsunade 3 years ago

Animal crossing 💯

4points

Having started as a content creator that made articles for Bored Panda from scratch I climbed my way up to being and editor and then had team lead responsibilities added as well. So it was a pretty natural transition from writing articles and titles as well as preparing the visual part for the articles to making sure others are doing those same tasks as I did before well, answering their questions and guiding them when needed. Eventually I realized editing gives me the most enjoyment and I'm focusing only on that right now.

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McPanda 3 years ago

All of these only work if you think the person is attractive. If you find them unattractive to start, then a lot of these end up being creepy to people.

20points

Up All Night 3 years ago

That's it, that's the first rule of flirting. Basically, you have to try, and it either works or not.

11points

Lord Ponsonby 3 years ago

Such a fine line between cute and creepy...

4points

Hugo Raible 3 years ago

The first rule of flirting: Be attractive.

1point

Nicholas Yu 2 years ago

ESPECIALLY the lady who was hospitalized who was being groomed by her nurse who had access to all her medical history and address.

0points

Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago

They don’t even have to be actually attractive. Just not unattractive or way out of your age range or an obvious creeper with a threatening vibe. Not everyone has to be gorgeous but just try and look presentable, reasonable, clean and not too shifty.

-2points

Pezor Zass 3 years ago

i work in a university and i get to see young people flirt all the time. I once saw a guy call to a woman walking by like 15 feet away. He just called out "EXUSE ME! EXCUSE ME! HOW ARE YOU DOING?" she looked startled and i thought he was going to get an earful or she'd run away. then he yelled "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" and she, and i still can't believe it, smiled and went over to him. How the hell? and was he just instantly smitten with her or had he yelled out at dozens of women before? is he smooth or a creep? it makes my brain hurt.

11points

Nudge 3 years ago

maybe they knew each other and it was a joke?

1point

Ποιητικό Αίτιο 3 years ago

I have an idea for both boys and girls. Flirt the way you feel. Be smooth or clumsy, anxious or indifferent. If the other person matches, you go well with each other, you won't have to pretend, and you can enjoy yourself and the other in the relationship.

10points

ivan bolitekurac 3 years ago (edited)

Yeah,tell an introvert and depressed that they should flirt as they feel.I am living proof that you shouldn't flirt as you feel

5points

Moo Moo 3 years ago

My dad knew that my mum was the one because he is diabetic and he has this low-fat milk and one morning he woke up at my mum's apartment and realised she had gone out the night before and bought his specific milk

4points

AlmightyOne 3 years ago

Here's my go-to way to flirt: just be nice, chat a little, compliment them, and maybe discuss common interests or even random stuff. I'll always fall for someone who feels genuine.

4points

Tsunade 3 years ago (edited)

I can’t help but be a pessimist, for the posts lower down with the sad updates like: we broke up, he wasn’t husband material 😕really sad.

4points

denzoren 3 years ago

These are so cool. I've always been bad at flirting...and when I say bad I mean I can't flirt even if my life depended on it. I'm in my 30s now and it still confuses me how people do it.

3points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

Be you. Flirting isn't for all.

0points

BonnyDK 3 years ago

We met through a dating app. One where you are fully vetted for compatibility. Single a long time after a bad divorce but never finding a keeper.. The first date we talked a lot. He walked me to my car and hugged me. It just was so nice and comfortable. Felt like home. He later asked me if I wanted to see a documentary that just came out that I was interested in. He was listening. I said yes and instead of the documentary it was the real person the show was about. Completely blew me away. Something I could have never afforded to do. We saw another person live not long after that. Was wonderful. He was intelligent and a gifted musician. Live music is the best! We dated for some time then married but like some of these stories they are not all happy endings. 2 years later he was diagnosed with brain cancer. Still together but he is on a slow downward spiral loosing abilities one by one. Terminal. Stage 3. Fully infiltrated. I am his caretaker.

2points

JessRS 2 years ago

I'm so sorry that happened to you, I wish you both peace.

0points

Duchess Raven Waves 3 years ago

We were both super poor kids living in a trailer park. At the beginning of the school year we got "clothing vouchers". We were not a thing at all yet. This man spent his whole clothing allowance on me. Knew my style and size perfectly like he was my twin or something. This was in 2003 when I was 13. We are still together. Always will be.

2points

Shelby Jackson 3 years ago

My ex wasn't very good at flirtin. He was the sweetest. He came up while I was building a display and asked if I'd seen a particular movie and I said no. He walked away and I was really confused. Then he walks back over and asks me if I would like to go see it with him. Lol. After we had dated for about a month he made a label on the label maker that had my first name and his last name. I still have it even though we divorced 3 years ago.

1point

Piet Puk 3 years ago (edited)

I sometimes work as an event photographer and although being an introvert I do use some flirtatiousness to get people to smile and react. I am amazed at how often I get way to much attention back. Married ladies are the worst offenders btw.

1point

Up All Night 3 years ago

Yeah, if you just ask them to smile, it won't be so genuine; you have to compliment them 🤣

1point

Sonja Pernille 2 years ago

When I was a student I got a drunk call in the middle of the night from a guy, I'd been flirting with, who told me I had to come outside right now. This is in Norway mid-winter in a fjord, so it's really cold. I got outside and he was sitting on the stair with a friendly cat asking the cat about his name, how old he was and telling him how cute he was. We've been together for almost 13 years and we have two kids and a cat :)

0points

Caffeine72 3 years ago

My ex got me by laughing his ass off and buying me a drink when I destroyed one of his friends who was being a total creep to me.

0points

Amy Broderick 3 years ago

I've known my bf for a couple of years as we work in the same business complex. One day I got up the nerve to ask him out. I asked him for a favor 'I need a man'! I wasn't sure if he was single or not so tried to put him in an awkward situation. He thought I needed to move something heavy and tried to call over the big guy whose office is between us. He was so surprised when he realized I was asking him for a date. He's still my adorable, clueless, sweetie pie

0points

Magicalmarilyn 3 years ago

I used to bar tend so I seen all kinds of flirting and some got down right scary after a few drinks, but mine was really nice. I told a guy I was interested in that I was hungry one night and was sick of bar food. He left and then came back with a home cooked dinner he had done. Well he had me after that and we've been together now for 32 years

0points

Jo Davies 3 years ago

Apparently I won my hubby's heart when he heard me speak for the first time. I ordered a pint of draft, which he hadn't heard a woman do before. The cherry on the cake was the English accent. He is from Argentina and we live on South Africa. SMH

0points

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 3 years ago

Me: taking notes...

0points

Jake Swinson 3 years ago

I found out that a girl watched over 10 hours of YouTube on cars so she could talk to me about mine

0points

ivan bolitekurac 3 years ago

Being attractive and (in some cases) rich makes you a better flirter

0points

Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago

Being rich and attractive don’t help you be a better flirt. They help people receive your flirting better. There’s a difference though. Being rich and attractive help people want to date you even if you aren’t smooth. But most people who are smooth and good at flirting aren’t particularly hot or rich, since they can’t rely on that. They have to be more creative, thus, flirting.

0points

Brett Connor 3 years ago

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Aragorn II Elessar 3 years ago

Um, no it’s not?

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McPanda 3 years ago

All of these only work if you think the person is attractive. If you find them unattractive to start, then a lot of these end up being creepy to people.

20points

Up All Night 3 years ago

That's it, that's the first rule of flirting. Basically, you have to try, and it either works or not.

11points

Lord Ponsonby 3 years ago

Such a fine line between cute and creepy...

4points

Hugo Raible 3 years ago

The first rule of flirting: Be attractive.

1point

Nicholas Yu 2 years ago

ESPECIALLY the lady who was hospitalized who was being groomed by her nurse who had access to all her medical history and address.

0points

Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago

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Pezor Zass 3 years ago

11points

Nudge 3 years ago

maybe they knew each other and it was a joke?

1point

Ποιητικό Αίτιο 3 years ago

10points

ivan bolitekurac 3 years ago (edited)

Yeah,tell an introvert and depressed that they should flirt as they feel.I am living proof that you shouldn't flirt as you feel

5points

Moo Moo 3 years ago

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AlmightyOne 3 years ago

Here's my go-to way to flirt: just be nice, chat a little, compliment them, and maybe discuss common interests or even random stuff. I'll always fall for someone who feels genuine.

4points

Tsunade 3 years ago (edited)

I can’t help but be a pessimist, for the posts lower down with the sad updates like: we broke up, he wasn’t husband material 😕really sad.

4points

denzoren 3 years ago

These are so cool. I've always been bad at flirting...and when I say bad I mean I can't flirt even if my life depended on it. I'm in my 30s now and it still confuses me how people do it.

3points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

Be you. Flirting isn't for all.

0points

BonnyDK 3 years ago

2points

JessRS 2 years ago

I'm so sorry that happened to you, I wish you both peace.

0points

Duchess Raven Waves 3 years ago

2points

Shelby Jackson 3 years ago

1point

Piet Puk 3 years ago (edited)

1point

Up All Night 3 years ago

Yeah, if you just ask them to smile, it won't be so genuine; you have to compliment them 🤣

1point

Sonja Pernille 2 years ago

0points

Caffeine72 3 years ago

My ex got me by laughing his ass off and buying me a drink when I destroyed one of his friends who was being a total creep to me.

0points

Amy Broderick 3 years ago

0points

Magicalmarilyn 3 years ago

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Jo Davies 3 years ago

0points

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 3 years ago

Me: taking notes...

0points

Jake Swinson 3 years ago

I found out that a girl watched over 10 hours of YouTube on cars so she could talk to me about mine

0points

ivan bolitekurac 3 years ago

Being attractive and (in some cases) rich makes you a better flirter

0points

Mewton’s Third Paw 3 years ago

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Brett Connor 3 years ago

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Aragorn II Elessar 3 years ago

Um, no it’s not?

5points